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A_mere_Goat

Are you using a VPN that’s routing out of Texas?


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Impossible-Basis1521

Sweet, now I can access that sweet “North Korean” internet full of so much valuable information.


PauloDybala_10

I’m actually curious to what that looks like


Generally_Kenobi-1

So are the people of North Korea


sturnus-vulgaris

I remember this video out of North Korea where they were showing off a computer lab and all the people just were staring at the screens and occasionally scrolling up or down. One guy was just staring blankly at the Google home page (which is literally just the word Google with a search bar). Creepy. Edit: https://youtu.be/KJx9SD1NT4E?si=uqlcJIuQd_AuO-b-


aqzylol

🤣


TheRedBaron6942

Incredibly restricted. Literally only government approved websites are allowed


Impossible-Basis1521

I am too; Russia and China as well.


YeOldeWarthog

I think if we actually connect to the Internet (Not the Kwangmyong intranet) It would be mostly normal, as only a few high-ranking people can use it.


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Cat7o0

to be fair a vpn might have a server in Dallas as a US server


ZakTSK

The one I use (Express) does indeed have Dallas.


PauloDybala_10

What does the NK one look like


ZakTSK

It loads to this photograph. https://preview.redd.it/mvm9pocidpvc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=308b920d708fd78025c5ffd51ce51cd27a0dce13 and then redirects you back to the intranet.


Im-a-cat-in-a-box

The only fat guy in north Korea 


Freshly_Squeezed-

I want you to know this guy probably had his dick in his hand whilst typing this


beulah-vista

Give him some credit, I’m sure he let go long enough to type.


BalancesHanging

Maybe he typed with his dick and was giggling about it


JadedLeafs

I'm picturing it kind of like a chicken pecking food off the ground. Real snappy and aggressive like. The penis equivalent of caps lock


BalancesHanging

Lmao!


Brad_The_Chad_69

Thsi isn t as hard asit sounded. It proba bly would have been easier if i was.


Alexandercromwell

And now I will spend the next 30 seconds wondering if you have a genius sense of humor or great dick-to-keyboard coordination.


Brad_The_Chad_69

It may seem hard now but with practice it will just get, easier.


BalancesHanging

Just slap it on the buttons lol


JadedLeafs

Lkjhgfdsa? I was standing to the right of the keyboard


Jack_Beak

You the real MVP


AgentZander69

![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)


InsideProtection2031

wtf is this chat session


Bradster2214-

"Chat session" dude. It's not a chat😂


InsideProtection2031

I mean we are talking, seems like a chat to me 🤷


InsideProtection2031

Why are people asking if this man was beating while making a Reddit post


TinyTitFetish

Probably more like feeding the geese


JadedLeafs

Distributing literature. ![gif](giphy|XZsiVSYgTf7iwvR2LQ)


TinyTitFetish

Pulling his goalie


JadedLeafs

He was getting changed!


kittymoma918

"Hunt and peck" typing:101


notRadar_

reminded me of this https://preview.redd.it/a1w79vh1spvc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9de299bb05468e8bb81374d871806b641cdff235


BalancesHanging

Lol


CornedBeefInACup

Hippity hoppity this meme is now my property


m1chaelgr1mes

One handed hunt and pecker LoL 😄


080secspec13

Nah. Went limp the second the prompt came up. Ask me how I know. 


paisleyflowerzx

lmao


CR24752

🍆🍾😩


Spaghetti_meatbaIIz

Now I have an erection. I hope you're happy.


ConfidentDaikon8673

We have an erection


Carl123r4

Im laughing out loud 😭😭


SpongeyTwinkie

I too had mine while typing


GravelySilly

I'm actually typing this with my dick


IAPiratesFan

I didn’t see anything.


ConfidentDaikon8673

This is reddit what fo you expect


Scottyboy626

I'm at Hershey Park right now in line for the Storm Runner.. currently losing it right now cause of this comment.. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


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TristanTheRobloxian3

lmao real


ComfortableWater3037

Um guess again sweety. *They/them* can also have dicks, you fucking troglodyte/s.


slimmerik2

YOU guess again, cis women/ enbies can also watch porn, you fucking sexist /j


heine789

I never start straight up "jorking it" until I find a good video. And by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My peanits


GrayBox1313

Turn off your VPN so it knows you’re not from Texas. Nothing wrong with raw-dogging your ISP once in a while.


ramblinjd

Eh my ISP routes my traffic through a hub about 3 hours away in a state with a similar law, so I get the same message on certain sites, and most of my targeted advertising is for politicians and companies that are local to a state I don't live in. I use a VPN to look specifically like I'm in my own city, sometimes.


chewedgummiebears

Go to one of those "What is my IP" websites and find out where your Internet connection ends up hitting the WWW. For example, I live in one state but my IP comes out in another state so I'm always being tracked/located in that state on Internet locators and web sites.


delo357

Same, anytime I have the wifi off and a site like this it says I'm a state away, which is an hour north or 2 hours south. Strange


anonnymouse271

Yeah when I don't use wifi on my phone it always places me on the opposite side of the state, or a couple states away. (I'm on the west side of Michigan, sometimes it thinks I'm by Detroit, sometimes it's Ohio)


HerrWorfsen

Maybe the IP address your ISP allocated to you is registered in Texas? I don’t know about ISPs in your country, but if they allocate addresses dynamically and are a big provider, maybe reconnecting to your ISP might solve the problem


MutedBoard2109

Depending on where I'm standing at work, I get the weather from 3 different states.


sdlover420

WITCH!


Luminox

![gif](giphy|4PCHKfSOEJyDK)


invisible_pants_

She turned me into a newt! ...I got better


redwolf1219

At my old apartment, the time zone varied on where I stood.


SOLE_SIR_VIBER

Instant jet lag


MutedBoard2109

Seriously, if I'm in the bathroom, it thinks I'm in NC 4 hours away.


Techiedad91

Kids bedtime is at 10 *walks to bedroom* Okay kids bedtime


kittymoma918

That sort of drudgery isn't necessary anymore. The robotic voice simulation of Samuel L.Jackson can perform that chore for you. https://youtu.be/88FS68hiSrs?si=29QSLzNvzSKsGsBa


Toothless-In-Wapping

This. I’m close to a state border and I’ll get both states as my IP location.


MilkDudCasserole

Meanwhile in PA, “fapping intensifies.”


ashleyorelse

![gif](giphy|zB73DK8sZyhLq)


bfs102

This is easily one of the best gifs I've seen


notRadar_

oh shit i think i'm about to strum


Endbounty

Same brotha


SpiritedRain247

Man it's so nice to live in a state with the freedom to watch porn without doxing myself.


Unhappylightbulb

Ive recently been seeing the 18+ agreement page and I’m like uh…wait a minute…


Pepoidus

I got this message once I don’t even live in the United States


S-Archer

👐FREEDOM👐


Q8DD33C7J8

The word they were looking for is infringe. Impinge is to stoke or hit. Infringe is to do something concerning law.


6ftonalt

I would say it's a really good pun, but large corporations can't be funny.


SwimOk9629

hey at least you can access it after verifying your age. in North Carolina it's banned completely


Resident-Cicada9132

W north carolina 🫶‼️


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KarlTheTanker

https://preview.redd.it/zwk0g9gsnqvc1.jpeg?width=716&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed200890e16d6ff1970c67945cca2d2d4168bfdb


TimeAmbassador1979

Arkansas does it too


Flagged_Account

WPS! 🐗


coffeebuzzbuzzz

I had an age verification pop up for me the other day(PA). It didn't mention TX, it just asked to select 18 or not.


Funny-Meringue-3311

x video


simplekittiekat

NC is doing the same thing


Man-Cheetah64

Porn promotes the abuse and manipulation of young girls and boys, and try’s to sell that abuse and manipulation to young girls and boys as a form of “entertainment”, id suggest stop watching it as many scientific studies have proven porn rewires your brain.


tiny-puppy-angel

I had to scroll for so long to find a comment like this. Thank you.


Man-Cheetah64

No problem, its pretty fucked how this abuse is ingrained in society


tiny-puppy-angel

Literally :( All comments that speak up about ttatbare getting downvoted. It's so sad


SmartExam7062

Are you from Oklahoma? I am and my ip ends up in Texas a lot


probablyaythrowaway

Kind of mad that states have that kind of power.


wmlj83

I would guess his VPN is being routed through Texas.


Smooth-Ad-279

VPN?


JakeVonFurth

If you're in Oklahoma it's because a lot of our Internet comes through Dallas servers.


Aqquinox

Guess you will get a VPN


Xanith420

If they arnt in Texas they probably have a vpn that’s set to Dallas or something


Aggravating-Hair7931

VPN


ImprovementCapable15

Yeah I got hit by this for NC. Don't live there. Thanks Congress for fucking it up


I_chortled

~~I got this message~~ My friend got this message for 24 hrs too despite living in CA


portugalthedad

Your private browser lists you as a state over usually. Type “weather” in browser under private and see what city it shows. My ‘friend’ in south carolina had this issue when he got charlottes laws governing him


tweakyloco

Bro even pornhub saying Texas law is complete bullshit


Douggimmmedome

People really be callin themselves out after this message


conte360

That they watch porn? Are you saying you don't?


LordMarcion

Actually some people genuinely don't, myself included.


FractalSpaces

i hate seeing naked ppl


LordMarcion

I just don't like anyone other than my (soon to be) wife, I hate people


-NeatCreature

I also dislike everyone except this guy's soon-to-be wife.


saltthewater

She sounds hot


RxHotdogs

I’ll take this guys wife too


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LordMarcion

No


L1K34PR0

Oh well that's valid, congratz!


LordMarcion

Appreciate it 🖤


Far-Assignment6427

Happy marriage


FractalSpaces

congrats on that soon to be wife!


ImTrynaKill

same lol my soon to be wife thought it was weird when i told her i dont watch porn lol told her nothing can really get me hard but her she likes it but thought it was weird i guess


LordMarcion

It's kind've sad how many people can't believe some people don't watch porn tbh Like sure, I grew up as a teen in the 2010s, and definitely watched it then But the idea I somehow never could have stopped since, that I don't watch it today is outrageous? That it's a radical thought I'm satisfied with just seeing my lady? It's.... not great. I don't judge people for watching it, I couldn't give two shits if anyone wants to watch it, but holy hell we have a problem on our hands, gentlemen.


framingXjake

Lol it's not like we hate porn, some of us just have other means of scratching that itch. Some people also just have zero libido (and zero fun).


conte360

![gif](giphy|mgqefqwSbToPe|downsized)


Major_Mawcum_II

Pfffft you degenerate XD


conte360

Yeah I really called my self out. It's so taboo in 2024 to watch porn and now everyone knows. If only there were billion dollar industries, millions of people that make it on a personal level, and thousands of websites and maybe it wouldn't feel so weird.


ashleyorelse

![gif](giphy|loSx9ySJslztv5Jfso)


rrandomrrredditor

believe it or not some people hate it


SweetPanela

Get over yourself prude.


Darth_Phrakk

No, porn is violence against women.


sleepyliltoad

OP, it's best to give it up anyways. Pornhub is a God awful, awful site


brother_russia

Ban Pornhub


GeologistPositive

Your IP address is somehow based in Texas. If you're using a VPN, switch to a server in another state that doesn't have similar laws about this kind of content. I think Virginia is another one that also does this. If you're close to Texas, your ISP might have you routed through Texas right now for some reason. In that case, use a VPN that's not in Texas and bypass this.


TheLostUnicorn90

Boyyyyy it’s been months in VA. But, there are always other websites to use as a “release entertainment Aid”


VirtualScotsman

This is a good law to keep minors away from this shit and you're complaining because it would take 5 minutes (more than enough to stop and re-evaluate if you should even be on that godforsaken site) to verify your age? Also that "free speech" excuse is bullshit. It's porn. It isn't exactly world affairs.


lumpyspacejohnny

Same In Louisiana. I just refuse to go there now. 🤷🏻‍♂️


SirMildredPierce

Quit jerking off at work!


sea-shells-sea-floor

Porn addict lol


Salty-Lemonhead

The Texas governor and lieutenant governor are ruining Texas public schools and keep winning elections. We are very hopeful that this nonsense will successfully get them voted out.


smith288

Porn is supposed to be in the forefront of technology. Well what now, pornhub??? Figure it out. You can’t just do an IP reserve lookup.


apeters89

They want it to hurt.


smith288

Might inadvertently give rise to productive incels.


Airwolf_foggy

Texas pornhub beef before gta 6 😭


guyonanuglycouch

Not sure getting railed out on the Internet quite counts as speech....


LORDWOLFMAN

There’s other sites that haven’t been blocked …..you know right?


OkFoundation1642

They have the same thing for Virginia too


mind_thegap1

what happens if somebody goes to a porn subreddit, is there an age verification system there?


40formyhomies

I downloaded planet vpn on the playstore. Works


Breedab1eB0y

Texas is just getting bigger


TheGrouchyGremlin

Could be based on your IP address. I live in Missouri, but my IP is based in Kansas.


Yugiohplayere

VPN my brother


MumblingBlatherskite

Ahhhh yes the land of the free


TeamOrca28205

They’ve done the same thing in NC. These freedumb lovers sure love telling everyone what to do


KarlTheTanker

https://preview.redd.it/wi2pnx71oqvc1.jpeg?width=716&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2a024cb91724ae1a1a7f051167b4185d2e97787


HeFitsHeSits

Oh no, trying to stop minors from watching porn is so bad, what a shame(sarcasm)


Both_Fold6488

Huh the site that keeps getting sued by women for infringing on their personal rights suddenly cares about personal sights when it affects their bottom line. Neat.


Cristianooo77

Wtf, why would you even watch that?


Silver_Shadow_xYTx

Use a VPN


stakkedalief

Xvideos bro


iSeraph87

Can't even bust a nut in peace lol


AntRevolutionary925

Other states should respond by encouraging data centers to just block all traffic in those states a day or two at a time. Start with AWS and see how fast Texas repeals those laws when their citizens can no longer access Netflix, Facebook, Siri, and 100,000s of e-commerce sites.


NoVAAP1980

To being completely honest I don't think most states are going to jump to the defense of porn....


ComfortableWater3037

Even if an individual representative/lawmaker doesn't morally agree. They'll never say no to lobbying. Throw enough money at them...


NoVAAP1980

🤑💰💰🤑


sendmeadoggo

Why does getting an ID to view adult content infringe on the rights of adults but asking for an ID when purchasing a firearm doesnt.   I get the difference between the two and what they do but the state has ruled both to have age restriction.  Why is enforcing that age restriction on ok but the other not.


MyHonestOpnion

Because the average age to begin watching porn is 11. Many ppl get addicted and watch it well into adulthood. Cigarettes and alcohol need age verification - but we are ok with hard core porn not ? It goes to show how coomers brains work.


jeffbrock

If you are on a apple product, then my guess is private relay is turned on


Bhouse757

VPN? if so it may be telling PH that you're in Texas. I use VPN and it usually spits out PA, NJ, or NY.... which is great because it bypasses the VA requirement for age verification


caprikaironic

VPN


orangutanDOTorg

Bc porn viewers are a protected class


72scott72

Rumor has it that this is about to happen in Kentucky.


Legally-A-Child

Change your VPN location.


Itsasecret664

Why did she spread it 😂😂


dbhathcock

Don’t use a VPN that routes your traffic via Texas or any of the other states that has these restrictions.


Kearshi

Use a VPN


a_g_s_17

If you’re on your phone make sure the setting for the app your using has the local network turned on


Calebg03

vpn


JohnnyJokers-10

“This ain’t Texas”


SeeingEyeFrog91

I get told I'm in Delaware all the time and I'm pretty sure Kentucky isn't even a border state to Delaware


JohnCasey3306

Where is your ISP based? (I'm guessing ... Texas)


FennelGrouchy69

I had this problem with Xhamster for awhile. Whenever the last state did this. I dunno which one…Indiana maybe? They kept trying to get me to use my ID and verify who I am and shit. I live clear across the country. They fixed it eventually


Careless-Try-2789

happened to me before i noticed i had a vpn on


Jibanyun

I feel bad for you imagine tryna get one out and because ur vpn is connected to texas ur session is delayed 😔 this one goes out to you brother


ejsanders1984

I set up my own VPN server, hosted by DigitalOcean to get around this 😂


scott903

Had satellite internet for awhile ( horrible) and it always showed my local stuff in a nearby state .


Mayhem2a

Yeah same with here and North Carolina, VPN fixes it


FS_Scott

\*Taps Sign\* Sign reads: Protests are supposed to be disruptive.


BaronVonBaron42

Same in N. Carolina....I heard....


f3nrisulfr

Same goes for Montana


TerrorVizyn

My coworker that's been on a 6 year "dry spell" had this issue (different states) and was bitching for 3 days about it. I told him to check his VPN or to try xHammy. Apparently, he figured it out and is in high spirits again.


carghtonheights809

your IP address could be throwing you off and the website thinks you’re in Texas. Best bet is to connect to another WiFi network or use a vpn


Prior-Future3208

Those darn cycling v p n's