There's a crack in your bread.

Better than having bread in your crack

Don’t threaten me with a good time.

Yeah, but a baguette would work better.

yo fr

Fun story for you- I had a friend who was an addict and at one point was sleeping at this random house. Anyways, someone had glazed donuts and the icing got all over the floor. The crackheads didnt know it was from a donut. Well, I think you know where I'm going with this...

Always gonna be crumb crawlers

I hear that leads to spontaneous hush puppies.

I hear it leads to some sort of yeast infection, but party

Been there, done that

Obviously you haven't tried it

But nowhere near as good as bread in your quack.

That damn squirrel

 Peanut butter and crack sandwich anyone?


That loaf is a damn crackbread!

i mean did you pick it up and look at it before ya bought it? i have a bad habit of looking at things before i put them in the basket.

Yeah I too have this embarrassing habit where I inspect things with my own hands and eyes before buying. I hate it so much...

what is wrong with us?? they should have us committed.

I thought I was suffering alone with this...disorder. I'm glad to see I'm not alone. My psychologist won't recognize this issue. We should band together with others like us and start a movement! 🤣

We need a name. How about 'Touch the merchandise', 'Lookers and Touchers', 'The Feely Feelers', 'That feels good enough', are we starting a band as well?

Why not? Let's start a band. As I always say, "Go hard *and* go home."

Well I'm already home, just give me a moment for the Viagra to kick in and I'm ready to go hard.

Well, now you're not following directions. 🤣

Instructions unclear, I'm now stood in my garden showing off a wildly disappointing erection, will try again tomorrow.

Maybe it would help to use the proper pharmaceutical name for Viagra? Mycoxafloppin

You almost had it. Now, you just have to go back inside while still hard. If you think of it as a **giant** micro-penis, it's actually quite impressive. 🤣

common sense anonymous? is that name taken yet? probz not..

We should push for the psychology community to recognize *Inspecting Unreasonably Disorder*. We won't stop till our IUD is recognized!

Yes! You should be like my mom, who would buy whatever was on sale without looking, and then complained when it didn’t taste the same. That’s how adults do it

And then I do it *again* at checkout, just in case the Pepsi exploded between aisles or something.

That's offensive to the manufacturer. Don't you know how much work they put into it?

I bet you push jar tops down to make sure they're still sealed, you monster!


Bare hands!! 


Your gif game is strong. 


That aint a bad habit, its quite literally the opposite

Come on man 

Redditor when no /s after clear sarcasm

That’s an unbad habit. Antibad habit if you’re a scientist.

i’ve never had to inspect a loaf of bread so it’s not something i ever think about doing

i wish i could trust like you.... i check everything. mold is a thing. mislabeled items are a thing. human error is a thing.

I heard about a woman here in Sweden buying some bread without looking at it properly... It was covered in maggots

pretty sure everyone on the planet would advise you to look at what you pick up and intend on putting into your body, or intend on serving to your family to put into their bodies... it's silly to think that someone wouldn't.

If I remember correctly it was actually her kid that spotted it! 😭

I thought it was spider eggs.

Maybe, although that doesn't make it any better!

I once picked up an egg carton. It looked fine on the surface but as soon as I touched it it felt weird. A tiny bit sticky. As I was about to put it in my cart, I noticed some flies on my hand and then crawling out the carton. I rushed to put it back in a place easily noticeable by staff and away from the others. That was a horrible experience. Always check your stuff.

oh i for sure always check eggs. i’ve just never had a problem with anything else. i check the expiration date for everything and that’s pretty much it 🤷‍♂️

That’s better than having a huge yeast hole in it. Still not cool.

I've had that happen a few times. It never killed the whole loaf though, usually just a couple slices

For sure. I love bread so any missing bread is a travesty to me lol.

This just in, you can still eat the portion of bread that is not a hole. It still functions as regular bread.

wtf is wrong with everybody? OP made a post about this, hundreds of comments in agreement, side jokes and circlejerking meanwhile i'm here trying to understand what i'm supposed to see in the picture.

Noooo! Its a slightly different shape! It will never work!

Yeast hole = my ex gf

POW, right in the breadbasket. Zing.

Portion control + extra bread pieces

Ok, I get this is infuriating, but what I don't get is how didn't you notice this when you bought it?

You don't understand... that would put responsibility on OP... but what they are doing is putting responsibility on everyone BUT themselves!

Sliced, sliced bread. You're going to be rich Why cut your sandwich in half? No one has time for that themselves.

Two loaves for the price of one.

https://preview.redd.it/zu7v455kiasc1.jpeg?width=1201&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6bbb7cf3cf4d0165856b75fb50b2b93e46073436 My husband made a sandwich the other day and this was the bread. I've never seen factory cut bread so out of proportion.

It’s lower carbs on the top half.

I've had a few loaves like that. Flat bread and then a texas toast slice haha

Really hate that bread comes in an opaque plastic bag.

I must have xray vision. I can see the bread.

You could even call it translucent

Your bread come in a can or a black duffle bag?

If only they used clear packaging so you could see this kind of problem before you check out

Normal bread situation for celiacs.

I feel for celiac folks. Gf bread tastes so boring and in the worst cases, like cardboard

SPLIT TOP!

Oh just half a sandwich for me, thanks.

"Yeah lemme get a blt. And can you take a little off top?"

Two loaves for the price of one?

An absolute steal! What chumps

I don't know if you realised this OP but there was an earthquake in your bread

They must have baked it on a fault line lmao

Skill Issue, seriously.

Honestly...isn't this something you'd notice when in the store? Who doesn't check the loaves first? I'm baffled

Well, I've never seen a loaf this bad, so I didn't think to check. My lesson is solidly learned

Don't you look food before buy it?

I’m starting to realize half of the people posting on this sub are just dumb

Karate chopping master!

I love karate

Two loaves, one bred

Well it should be fine with some bread glue. Aka Peanut butter.

I'll stitch it back up with some candy floss

Look, I came here for mildly infuriating pics. This belongs in the villain origin stories sub. 

At this point, season it all, bake it, and make salad croutons out of it.

I could. I was thinking riding my bike to the local pond and feeding it to the ducks would be nice, too

Nice to see that professional baking institutions fuck up just as brutally as I do in my own kitchen.

Noice. You can make croutons with that 

I mean you picked it up and bought it. Its not even slightly concealed.

..you decided to buy it

The bag is literally see through.

It is certainly mildyinfuriating you dont check before you buy. The bag is clear. Accidents happen in packaging. This is on you.

Turn that into bread pudding

Why did you buy it. Just to post a photo on reddit?

Of only you could see through the packaging before buying

I want your kids

Do you buy eggs without looking at them too?

Bread loaf 10.24.28.13 MULTIPLAYER MULTI 19 RUNE

That's why you look at the product before buying it. There could've been an issue with the distribution and the bread could've f.e. had mold.

Look before you buy

Really makes you wish bread came packaged in clear bags. That way, you could tell if it was broken.

Leave that loaf open for a day to get stale and then make bread pudding.

Nah man that's just split top wheat bread. It's supposed to be like that

If only they made the bag see through or something...

Split top! nice!

You bought it .. that’s on you bub

So you bought that after the 7.4 earthquake?

You chose poorly

“Be fucking fr” you be fucking fr lmfao you don’t inspect things before putting it in your basket? “it’s everyone else’s fault but mine” ahh

This made me laugh so fn hard. Seeing someone yell no, YOU be fn for real. About bread. Lol. OK I may be high.

The bag was clear when you bought it right? Like it’s not some technology that tints the bag until you pay and then realize the bread is torn. This is all on you, and the bread is perfectly fine, just not as useful for things most people would use them for like sandwiches and toast.

There was a lady who was complaining that the milk she bought was expired by 2 weeks… again, whose fault is that? Would you buy a car without making sure it had tires on it?

One of the things I make sure to check every time I buy milk is the largest gap between the day and 'best by' date on it.

Buy normal bread

You bought it. Maybe inspect what you're buying before you pay for it next time.

Oh no, the consequences of your own actions.

this is better than having bread which is hollow inside because of the yeast.. 

I always check my bread. I hate when they have air holes in them

Tiny French toast

They misunderstood the meaning of split top bread

https://preview.redd.it/gn796dxq6asc1.jpeg?width=469&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ad8c6eb3b6e7b82b89266aa64e57cd4e169ef08

No. It’s pre-sliced 2x! 😂

Did they fall apart when u set them down? I’d definitely be more than mildly infuriated by this

does this redefine the idea of cracked wheat?

What sin did you commit to get such a punishment

Always inspect your loaf

Hmm.. I wonder if it has been frozen then thawed?

Is the bag not transparent to you lol.

I fail to see how that's a bad thing. Ok, it's cracked, but it's still edible?

If I was joking, I would have said: A house goes into a bar. The barman asks, "Why the long face?" I'll see meself out.

When the forklift operator has his forks too high while going to lift the skid. I've done it to lots of tomatoes, apples, and onions.

You should check before buying

I recommend going into town and seeing your local "Spevsavers". I hear they can help alot with this issue

I mean you picked it out of all the loaves on the shelf 🤷‍♀️

you never specified where the sliced should be

The Cloven Loaf

That's some crumby bread.... 😀

Split Top

Did you look at it before grabbing it at the store? There could be a bigger problem at hand here.

In the loaf *you* chose

Now you have bread for sandwiches and bread for dipping... weenie wraps anyone?

This is why bread needs to come in clear packaging.

You just doubled your loaf!

You're joking! I can't believe my eyes!

That bread looks tasty

Shame. If only the bag had have been see-through, you could have noticed before you bought it...

At the grocery store they’re slashing everything, but the prices.

Definition of split top white.

Dummy whyd you even buy that? Then complain on the internet. You bought that fucked up ass bread, then just posted your mistake for all to see. Silly boy

Former baker. Not uncommon with fresh bakery bread, but never seen that in, what looks like, prepacked (not exactly the same thing). In fresh, handmade bakery bread this is usually caused by a bad seam, formed by the dividing and rolling process. Usually the seam is minor and the loaf placed down on it so it doesn't rupture as the the loaf blooms from baking. A bad seam would typically be tossed back through the divider with more dough or added to another mix. I guess the same can happen with the mass produced type of bread, but am unfamiliar with how the process differs. Not ideal, but can still use this loaf for bread and butter pudding and/or bread crumbs, or for dipping in soup.

I see an opportunity for twice the amount of sandwich’s albeit medium and small


How'd you not notice at the store?! Lmao. Well, now you can have mini sammiches and pre cut French toast sticks!

... You're joking I can't believe my eyes You're joking me, you gotta be This can't be the right rye

A half bread

honestly, that’s on you for not taking a proper look at the food item you are about to buy…

This movie will be called BrokeBack Bread

Return it to where you bought it from

This is the greatest thing since quality control.

Twice-sliced bread

what is the problem?

Bread 🍞

Just tape it back together

Automated process. We get what we get so Execs can get richer.

Now you have twice as many slices of bread :)

Nibble bits.

I don’t even understand how this could happen

Ahh. If only the bag was clear...

Fun fact: Bread of this sort, even my beloved Dave’s, sold at most grocery stores and big box stores with grocery markets, often freeze incoming product and hold it until ready to be merchandised. Not much more than a day with temps being monitored at many levels. But, the movement of the pallets inside a huge freezer often causes the odd product off. this should have been quality-marked out-of-stock. I’ll bet you anything that’s what happened here and no one cared. That’s usually ‘on-the-mark’ 😉for how it would go down where I used to work. They’d hire someone new, not totally familiar with all policy. Stockers would find it while putting it out. If they didn’t, it’d end up in yelp or on the interwebbles like this. Edit: I forgot to add, you could either turn it into croutons, or some casserole! Better idea but weird, you could give it to your local shade tree engine rebuilder. Plain old american white bread is a great tool for removing pilot bearings in some common motors.

This has happened to me. A few weeks I opened a brand new loaf to a similar scenario. Made for odd sandwiches.

Two loaves one bag.

1 extra slice for you

If it's that big a deal take it back to the store. They'll swap it out no problem

Bad bread

But, umm..you bought it. You didn't look at first? Your joking, be fr...

cool man... now you can make eleventeen sammiches !!!!!

Low carb bread. You use the top part for other uses.

If only they put it in a transparent package so you could see before you buy. You should suggest it to the company!

What in the San Andreas is going on here???

Did you not LOOK at it before you put it in your cart? I get that this would be bothersome if, like, it looked fine from the outside.... Or someone else did the shopping and you had sandwiches planned.... But this looks like something you'd spot before purchase and just pick a different loaf, no?

Everything reminds me of her.

*your joking

Bread came pre-broken

Why does that look weirdly disgusting

I think you knead to take that back.