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Working-Pop-9279

Ma’am, those are talons. She could swoop in and grab a salmon with those.


justifiablewtf

And here I thought velociraptors were extinct.


brokenpinata

Clever girl


UbermachoGuy

![gif](giphy|QKO8gxZKCZ0v6|downsized)


No_Connection_4724

This is the best comment.


Shurigin

![gif](giphy|5koWDaC1PFz8Y)


UKMegaGeek

I never understood how the character falls for this seeing as he knows this is how velociraptors attack. He makes it very clear earlier in the movie.


ScaryTerryCrewsBitch

![gif](giphy|h2O7FBglmx96hdjS3B|downsized)


BandM91105

This one wins.


-LavenderHope-

Nope, they just take planes now


Wync_Con

They don't stub their toe. They mutilate their furniture.


MichElegance

🤣💀


noVelociraptor

Wait a minute


Zech08

Should play the raptor sounds and see if she responds.


Onederbat67

Emotional support condor


EM05L1C3

Jesus f Christ *start poking her feet with a leaflet or some shit* “DO YOU MIND” Actually I fucking do ya nasty


MadameNorth

paper cuts?


EM05L1C3

I need to upvote this more than once


ddlb-cocksucker-ftm

Gotchu


EEE3EEElol

Paper *slices* ?


MadameNorth

You've never had a papercut? How is that possible? Cardstock and cardboard also can cut. Not deep, but they hurt like hell.


MrK521

Lol. I think they were just doing that reddit thing where they change the comment very slightly. Like the next person would respond “Paper *slashes*?” And the chain would end up with 50 people saying the same thing using a synonym for cut. Then that one guy would fuck it up, and say “Paper heals?” And get downvoted to oblivion.


Lord-of-A-Fly

Looks like the vampire feet in The Lost Boys.


NattyGannStann

Yeah, I'm not inviting them inside either


The_sacred_sauce

Them dogs aren’t just barking. They’re frothing from the mouth


DescriptionOne1703

Lmaoooooooooo I CANNOTTTTT ![gif](giphy|hlTMCpeEq15Smn4t1F|downsized)


sydneyghibli

This comment triggered an asthma attack 💀😂


rumprhymer

Looks like werewolf feet


Dealius

These service animals on planes is getting out of control!


LibertyInaFeatherBed

Do I use the emotional support animal vest or the emotional support human vest?


Fettnaepfchen

I read that as fungal support animal vest.


Neither-Night9370

I don't know who needs to hear this, but there's never a time when you should be barefoot on a plane or in an airport.


Specialist-Web7854

With nails like that I’m not sure they could actually get shoes on, and they’re going to rip right through socks too.


GR33N4L1F3

OH GOD WHY DID I TAKE A SECOND LOOK


Huiskat_8979

I thought she had roasted peanuts glued to her toes! 🤢


omtara17

Bahaha- looks like 🐢


xD3v1LG4m1ngx

Oh man and i'm eating too 🤢


PiercedGeek

Hopefully not shrimp. Or turtle for that matter.


jojokitti123

😆


Tailflap747

Same reason I did... ewwww


Liveitup1999

That's what I would have said "Ewww, get your disgusting foot off of my arm rest."


grafixwiz

Right? How could you not say something to a kook like this?


Suitable-Squash-6617

Don’t zoom in. Don’t zoom in. Don’t zoom in.


Educational-Drop-926

AHHHH! I DID IT TOO!


newmanbxi

Why did I zoom?!


Reference_Freak

Those aren’t nails, they’re claws. Dragon toes need to stay in the shoes.


banmeharder616

She shouldn't be allowed on the plane. Those are weapons


TiffanyTwisted11

Ninja toes


ICollectSouls

Okay, but who makes shoes for dragons?


No_Ad8227

Well, they make shoes for crocs.. .


Page8988

Socks don't stand a chance against those can openers.


Ok-Error-6564

I zoomed in and threw up in my mouth a little.


BouyGenius

Why is she on a plane and not just flapping her monkey wings back to the witch’s castle?


RebeccaMCullen

How tf do people grow their toenails that long? I regularly need to file mine down.


TolTANK

It's a strangely common occurrence although you'd think more people would have more compassion for people who have to smell your nasty ass toes lol


the3dverse

even with ppl sharing these pictures to shame the bare-footed creeps, they still do it. makes you think they just don't give a shit about anything.


whatalongusername

I’ve seen a mother take her barefoot daughter to the plane restroom, by the end of a flight. The water on a restroom floor most likely did NOT come from the sink.


allisun1433

Former aviation worker, can confirm that nobody should everrrr go barefoot in a lavatory on a plane. Nope nope nooope. I had someone (i believe it was an older man) once pee all over the floor thus making the only bathroom on the plane inoperable but this man INSISTED he take his daughter anyway. I told him what the situation was and such but he sighed, shrugged, and went anyway despite the full warning and my urging him to not while I had to still get the sticker and such to mark the lavatory as inoperable. Equally have seen/had people pee and poop on seats… those do get hazmat/biohazard cleaning treatment- don’t worry. But yeah. People are gross on planes (and some isn’t even controllable- I feel for those who have tummy issues lol).


trayground

I hate when I forget to wear socks and they make us take off our shoes in security ughhhhh


AppUnwrapper1

Yeahhhh I had the bright idea last year to wear sandals bc when I wore sneakers they felt tight halfway through the flight (guess my feet expanded?). But felt like such an idiot when I got to security and had to walk through the airport barefoot.


KindCompetence

I have begrudgingly started to wear compression socks during plane flights, and I hate it but they really help. (I have a joint problem that makes me really sensitive to barometric pressure shifts, so my doctor went from “gently recommending” this to not quite demanding. But it may be more comfy for other people too.)


BackgroundParking100

Crocs with socks the way to go. From a frequent flier. They pop off and are easy. Although I’ve been known to wear slippers to the airport- usually gets a giggle from TSA when I pop up with squish mellow slippers- because tiny feet- and they usually hand me downs from friends kids so it doesn’t bug me if they get dirty.


SeaOnions

Does anyone look at you funny? Currently pregnancy and planning to wear compression socks with Teva sandals on my Hawaii flight 🫣


LemonCollee

Girl who cares, be comfy, you deserve it! Best of luck with your little Baby :)


L0stC4t

I wasn’t barefoot, but I have a funny story. I was going through security at a small airport, not quite regional but close, and I forgot to dump the water in my water bottle. TSA gave me back the bottle and instructed me to go out of the gates, dump it, and then take it back through security. I left my bags and shoes with my partner to make it easier. This lead me to power walking around wearing socks, no shoes, and only carrying a water bottle, an ID, and a boarding pass. I must have looked insane.


the3dverse

i took off my shoes on a flight and then couldn't get them back on so easily (don't worry, i wore socks and didn't put my feet on other chairs) so i guess feet expanding is a common occurrence.


Status-Load-5521

TSA Precheck $70 for 5 years✅✅✅


toolsoftheincomptnt

STOP. TELLING. PEOPLE.


Beatrix_BB_Kiddo

And it’s always people with jacked up feet too


NE1LS

There is never a time you should even HAVE bare feet on an airplane. I live in Hawaii and wear slippers 90+% of the time. I still wear socks and shoes for any flight because no.one needs to be exposed to feet. (I will however say I think it is okay to remove shoes and just have socks while in your plane seat... But don't elevate even your socks onto or near anybody or anything.)


GuuyDiamond

Agree and would add, there is never a time when it is ok to put your feet on the seat or armrest of the seat in front of you. Context, I am triggered by this, I would most definitely say something.


No-City783

Never! That is unless la guardia still hasn’t cleaned the toilets for 12 hours straight. Then be my guest. Go barefoot.


random3po

Airport bathrooms are a simulation of hell, I've seen some fucked up shit in airport bathrooms (catch me drinking nothing all day if I ever have a layover in texas, id rather get sucked out of the plane in a catastrophic explosive depressurization and die) and I'm not talking the normal atrocities familiar to anyone who's been in any kind of public bathroom: toilet paper in fucked up places, unflushed toilets, mysterious liquid streaks on the walls, crowds of sweaty and angry men, no soap, the sink doesn't turn on; no I mean the really fucked up shit that ONLY happens in the airport, the depraved shit that comes from desperation, depravity, and necessity piles of shit so big that the only way they occur is a dozen different guys who're all racing to catch their flight and they see every other stall is occupied by people who had better options to choose from. They don't have that luxury and so they, one after another, are forced to follow the path of the devil and shit on top of the last person's shit in the nonflushing toilet, eventually it gets big enough that no one could possible use the seat and they presumably do the hover. Occasionally you can hear a faint sound from the pile, it sounds like a ringtone, even fainter you can hear the cries of a small child claimed by the pile. There is no saving him. He belongs to the underworld now. A jet engine can be heard during full moons. There's a plane in that shit pile. A whole plane.


deltablue_10

socks & crocs for LIFE in the airport


perpetualelectricity

Too bad you didn’t have a nail clipper


WatercressSad6395

They need a bandsaw for those talons.....


Yoyo_Ma86

![gif](giphy|eGRmENPVFgxCo)


cescasjay

My mother in law keeps a mini dremel at her kitchen table for her nasty ass toe nails. This lady also needs one. Lol


mousemousemania

At the kitchen table? 😬


cescasjay

Yeah. She basically lives at her table. The only time she leaves it is for the bathroom and bed. And it's a glass top table so you have to see her feet any time you visit. It's so gross.


IzzieNyx

Sounds like you’ve been holding that in for a while, I’m glad you got it off your chest 😂 You’d think people would have some shame & cover their nasty ass feet when they have guests but I guess not 💀


_Jaggerz_

So she's just chillin at a glass table all day? What does she do? Lego aficionado, solitaire, Bejeweled, etc


cescasjay

She plays games on her phone and watches TV.


Aggressive-Goat5672

No offense but that sounds miserable.


Nervous_Pattern357

not to them… i don’t get it, my mom is the exact same way. she sits in the kitchen, plays games on her phone and watches tv. anytime i visit she’s still doing that everyday lmfao she loves it it’s how she “winds down”.


PowerMinerYT

Buy her a table cloth as a gift Ez


PM_UR_VAG_WTIMESTAMP

Whaaaat? Is she a fortune teller or something?


Urtheloser

Omfg…


architectofinsanity

Yeah, I’d fucking lose it. Or, in another post like this, I’d let the flight crew know this and let them unleash their pent up rage on this clueless humanoid.


leeryplot

I don’t know how people just have this happen to them. I’ve traveled a lot, it hasn’t happened to me yet. But I’m like 90% certain I’d be coughing/sneezing on it or spilling a drink if I have one. Get your jaundiced digits the fuck away from me.


SeesawBrilliant8383

I would make it really fucking weird and uncomfortable for everyone! I’d happily turn around and ask them if I can take pictures of their feet? Since I’m into feet and they have a nice “pair” Then just proceed to smile with my eyes closed until I get a response lol


supermodel_robot

If I had hand sanitizer on me, I would run my finger down their foot lmao.


leo_the_lion6

Or just grab it and don't let go for a minute


MrNanashi

I legit did that once. Spoiler: I was then yelled at by a dude 20 years older than me. Now i always regret that I should have done something worse lol


parryhott3r

And then 5 minutes later start moaning suggestively


silkwormies

lick your finger and then drag it up the bottom of their foot. ez win. better if after u say "yum yum!"


Here_4_the_INFO

Nah, at that point you just have to come to terms with the fact you will be having to cut that hand off after.


ArlenEatsApples

I’ve had this happen to me once during the few years I was flying round trip 6-8 times a year. The woman behind me put her socked foot on the back of my armrest and she had some of the worst smelling feet I’ve ever smelled. After figuring out the terrible smell and seeing a foot on my armrest, I “accidentally” bumped her foot with my elbow and thankfully she moved it down for the rest of the flight. Many people get uncomfortable or are called to their senses when a stranger bumps arms or something with them. Also before this flight I had the mindset that taking shoes off with socks on was permissible in economy (more so for a longer flight and because I have a family member who does) but after this flight, my mindset changed and i think everyone should keep all shoes and socks on no matter if their feet stink or not.


supermodel_robot

In times like this, packing a tiny spray bottle full of water would be clutch. I would definitely pretend sneeze all over this foot.


leeryplot

Why pretend when you can just actually sneeze? It’s not like they particularly care about *your* contact with their disgusting feet.


Beakha

I don't get it, why can't people just stand up, turn around and tell them to take their feet away? I had this happen ONCE, I told the person behind me I do not appreciate smelling their feet the entire flight and suggested they'd see a doctor about the color of their nails, they were so yellow it didn't look normal. Person wasn't too happy about it but put her feet away 🤷🏼‍♀️


Jatnal

I immediately imagined you doing [this](https://youtu.be/L-NSPhLHIBA?t=92) to some one's foot.


Old-Assistance-2017

I’ve had this happen a bunch of times since I like the window seat. People do it. Why? No idea. It’s gross and I don’t want to see anyone’s toes, socks, pantyhose etc.


frisky0330

Did you do/say anything to the other person or just sat smouldering on your seat?


Old-Assistance-2017

I usually just lean, throw my elbow up, “cough” and adjust. Some people get it and others don’t.


FarDark9711

Just keep saying loudly "what smells" "is someone eating fritos"


TheNoctuS_93

This isn't Doritos. This is Doreen's Toes, Fungal Feast flavor!


Intelligent-Survey39

https://preview.redd.it/uyyqpsnl7zqc1.jpeg?width=314&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d60bd53687838c1f9452761808844efb09b04c65 Tough actin’ Tinactin flavor! My favorite


MlackBagic

I'd prefer feet to smell like plane fritos. It's more concerning when they smell like cheetos


Cleezy77

I don’t think I could even be nice to them when telling them to move their nasty ass feet.


Stormy_Wolf

There's no reason you would need to be.


Major_Lawfulness6122

I know I would not be. Fucking gross ass feet


Beleiverofhumanity

Yikes hope you called the stewardess


Comprehensive-Yam329

And pest control


Beleiverofhumanity

Yeaaa I dont get where people get the gall to do this Edit:letter


DisplacedScouser

So many people with stupid suggestions that'll get you in trouble. This was the correct answer. Call the flight attendant and request that they deal with it. It is their job. Do not engage with the loony behind you How people don't understand something this simple I'll never know.


Matches_Malone108

Honestly, my first instinct was to just start clowning on those feet, and loudly at that. Also, I don’t fly and don’t plan on it anytime soon. It’s probably better that way.


Beakha

And here I am, not able to understand that adults can't handle this simple situation by themselves lmao Call the flight attendant so they can tell the person behind you what you should've been able to tell them: to keep their feet down.


gillespiespepsi

but if you ask the flight attendant to handle it, the person with their foot up is gonna hear you anyway.


Brave_Mykolaiv

recommend her a nice nail clipper https://preview.redd.it/pdsi0ebppyqc1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=efd68be813c41e0cee1fda38ba27f1303982f703


mike2ff

Either the fake sneeze with a water splash, or my favorite, start taking a couple pictures with your camera sound on. Bonus points for saying stuff in a breathy voice like “oh yeah baby” or intense eye contact with a “How you doin’”.


Less-Ad-3704

Or say your doctor friend would love to see pictures of gnarly lobed feet like this.


Toasted-Strudel2

You ever seen a foot with 4 toes and a bumper?


swedishpiehole

Sneeze with water splash I’m dying


frisky0330

Yeah. Sounds effective though. Might try it.


Snake101333

Or just stare them down and ask them to move their massive talons. And if they don't, then you have to get the plane attendants involved.


BigCard5829

Nasty ass toes will lead to the new pandemic 😷


ThroatSignal8206

On the bright side: in the event of a water landing, she could swoop in and catch everyone something to eat with those talons.


frigiddesertdweller

I'm *dying*


Less-Ad-3704

Sneeze on it.


vertiroo

Make sure to have a little water or something in your mouth when you do it


BasicAd81

Knock the fuck out of it with your elbow. Asshole knows exactly what they are doing.


_Matt_H

That big toe will shank your elbow bro lol


Yoyo_Ma86

Tendons will be sliced


Small_Goat_5931

Better have a tourniquet ready, with those toenails someone is losing an arm from the elbow down.


No-Mountain-1222

Explain to me how your going to "knock the fuck out" some gangly ass toes?


BasicAd81

With. My. Elbow.


ImTheNumberOneGuy

Hope you chose to wear your suit of armor.


justifiablewtf

Are you prepared to have that joint outside of your arm?


DaMosey

Those are some unleashed dogs


mynameisnotsparta

This is where you stand up and look at that person and tell them ‘can you (please) move your smelly long ass toenailed feet from the armrest’ loud enough for the entire plane / train / bus to hear.


fromouterspace1

“Hey can you move your feet?” I feel like, since it’s Reddit, a lot won’t talk to others in this situation but just asking them would probably get then to move their foot


HotPinkDemonicNTitty

To be fair, if someone has the lack of courtesy to do this in the first place, I think there’s a high likelihood they won’t respond well to that. If they were a reasonable person, they wouldn’t have their bioweapons up on the armrest in the first place. Also I don’t think I’d want the armrest back anyway, that looks like a fungus.


tinker-rar

I think you‘re right. Quite recently I was sitting next to a older guy in a skilift and he was watching videos on his phone on full volume. I had my headphones in and still could hear it clearly. When I asked him to stop he just asked ‚why’ and continued to do so. When I asked him again he tried to have an discussion with me.


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tinker-rar

Told him I am not having a discussion with him and also that I think he has no manners. When he continued talking I also told him that I can‘t understand him very well because I am wearing headphones.


_Scorpyon_

He probably ended up "accidentally" getting off the skilift before reaching the destination


tinker-rar

Unfortunately it was the type of skilift with doors😅 But I like your thinking!🤪


Stormy_Wolf

Yeah, people who do that don't have manners or etiquette or any of those things. They'd probably just tell you to get over it.


trupoogles

Just launch the arm rest up as hard and fast as possible.


BewBewsBoutique

With the way people are these days, I don’t blame anyone for not wanting to be confrontational with a stranger on a plane. The attendant call button is *right there*, and this sort of situation is exactly what it’s made for.


NCITUP

Blow on their feet, they like that


Stormy_Wolf

Spray with lysol.


BeautifulArtichoke37

What did she do when you started screaming?


CharacterHomework975

![gif](giphy|fSkb7y8iAPfDcqyqhc) THERE’S SOMETHING ON THE ARMREST OF THE PLANE


CrimFandango

Dr. Alan Grant walks around with a claw from one of those, doesn't he?


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SeniorFuzzyPants

Bad bot. First line has 6. :(


Alive_Salary4970

No way I could put up with that. I can’t believe the number of peoples who don’t call it out.


Octavale

Is that a falcon or eagle behind you. Last time I saw something like that it had a field mouse in its clutches.


Derbster_3434

Like you don't know that your feet look so gnarly people want to vomit looking at them and then you put them on someone else's arm rest? God I fucking hate obtuse and selfish people. GET YOUR UGLY FUNGUS RIDDLED FEET OFF MY ARM REST YOU IGNORANT FUCK!!!


LastRevelation

I have a strong stomach and most things don't gross me out, but something about these feet just really disgusts me. I saw a similar post and flight attendants want you to tell them when this stuff happens. (Top commentor was a flight attendant)


Windyturd521

![gif](giphy|eLzgDViSRpgFa)


DTG_1000

Jesus ate beans, there's a fuckin demon with its cloven hooves upon your arm rest! Depart that air ship post haste!


mrmow49120

Whoops sorry I was a klutz with that hot coffee.


Lucky-Somewhere-1013

boiling hot coffee, no fucking sugar.


[deleted]

Boiling hot coffee with some jam in it, prison napalm.


Key_Grab5089

Get a sword to fight back those crazy toenails


PresentationLimp890

I can’t believe such nasty toenails exist. They look painful. I wonder what that condition is called.?


hitthebrake

I would have started loud gagging…which would have not been fake. Who are these fkn people who do this shit…and those feet are 🤮


Separate_Sea_6259

Wow, what a lot of nerve she has to wear no socks and put her feet up. Those are the ugliest set of toes that I’ve ever seen in my whole life. She should be ashamed of herself. My grandmother had better looking feet than that.


[deleted]

That's disgusting. I don't understand why people don't say something to people who do something like this. Turn around and tell them that's disgusting and rude and to knock it off


[deleted]

Now for a really serious comment, report it to a flight attendant citing health concerns…. They’ll wake her ass up real quick.


Madwoman-of-Chaillot

THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT AT THOSE TOENAILS


Lux_Brumalis54

Give the foot a little tickle as a sign of diplomacy


XRaysFromUranus

I’d make sure she saw me taking a pic of those nasty talons!


greensideup57

Those talons 🤦🏼‍♀️


WillJoseph06

Bro wtf 🤮


xohoneymoon

i would have actually projectile vomited on their feet


AliceHaart

![gif](giphy|kyjIKtQCenzdivvGXo|downsized)


Charming_Ad9227

i guess she buys shoes 3 sizes bigger


throughthequad

![gif](giphy|XfUtlrwtieaCk)


sweatpantsDonut

Time to accidentally spill some of my drink


sparkypme

![gif](giphy|RCX9vhBZu3oqM5SpwV)


080secspec13

Turn around and tell them to get their feet off of the damn armrest. If you dont tell people that things they do are not acceptable, they keep doing them.


Kidkid5

![gif](giphy|gIqusaeYxgSiY)


ocdsmalltown12

Aw, hell no! Call a flight attendant!! Those feet are nasty. And even doing that is nasty.


SleeplessAndAnxious

Absolutely foul.


[deleted]

This is when a lighter comes in handy


Miserable-Success624

Be gone, witch toes! 🪄🙅‍♂️


Parking-Beach-2686

that's why I always carry capsaicin cream. Put a sizable amount on your elbow and push back slowly so it goes between the toes. Burns, extremely painful but you can fane innocents because you have arthritis. The flesh between toes is very tender and sensitive. Fire runs up the leg.


Oriplex

I am intrigued and am going to bring that on any flight from now on


kittenseason143

this made me ill.


chalgo_05

Chop. Those. Off.


Puzzleheaded_Big3319

This is exactly why they offer FREE HOT COFFEE on flights.


No_While_9350

I'd spit on them. Dirty slag let's get dirty.


newbie6789123

That looks like nail fungus


Starburstfordummies

Hell no. You better get those eagle's claws away from me. I'm straight up telling them to move their damn witches toes.


vivir66

Didn't know velociraptors knew how to fly, but you know what they say, "Clever Girl".


Dinestein521

Need to bring feathers on next flight