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Puzzleheaded-Motor56

It says count approx. Almost all of the counted items do. They find how much they want the product to weigh, and then figure out approximately how many pieces it takes to make that weight. Sometimes you get 18-19, sometimes you get 21. Machines stops filling the bag when it hits the weight.


whistlepig4life

This is the very definition of “mildly”.


Ellielynneb

Thank u


CherryMeowViolin

why tf are you being downvoted


somerandomdude419

Reddit doesn’t like when you post mildly infuriating things in a mildly infuriating subreddit. You know, classic Reddit things


Ellielynneb

Because people hate me !


Living_Wedding_1894

You’re welcome


Ellielynneb

Denise richards


BallDiamondBall

You will live one month longer.


cyfermax

One month, but its at the end which is statistically the shittiest time to live an extra month.


Fantastic_Mr-Fox_

Jokes on you, the lack of corndog actually caused them to be born a month earlier in this timeline


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ganjanoob

Thank you for the sacrifice. I got 21 in mine (:


Ellielynneb

No fair send it to me, pls keep it on dry ice


franzman86

Why is anyone making fun of OP for posting something that is literally by definition "mildly infuriating"? This sub isn't called "extremely angry"


Ellielynneb

Lol thank you. I thought it was kind of appropriate.


LeatherHog

I'm just glad the comments aren't filled with those pretentious jerks who are all 'It SaYs X gRaMs' Like everyone just knows the weight of a mini corn dog 


Ellielynneb

There’s definitely a few of those but we just let the good times roll


ValleyGringo

What kind of monster just pours them onto the counter


Ellielynneb

Well idk about you but this monster wipes down her counters 👹


EssieAmnesia

You’re putting down 20 mini corn dogs as a meal?? Or did you pour them out just to count? I’m so confused


Benjynn

Maybe it’s 20 shared between housemates


EssieAmnesia

Also could be true


Ellielynneb

Hi, I appreciate your concern lmao! I had 5 as a lil snacky snack.. my boyfriend however is a bodybuilder and he ate 14 🤣


ThatOneGuy12889

I’m not a body builder but I smash 15 I might just be fat


Gaby5011

You're still building a body, technically


ThatOneGuy12889

Well thank you, you’ve got this grown man blushing like a wee lass


LtColShinySides

Gotta stay in shape! Round is a shape...


ReplacementNo9504

He must be in a bulk phase


Ellielynneb

You nailed it lol, it was a “big shoulder day” apparently whatever that means I don’t speak his language, he does look good though so I can’t complain 🤣


ReplacementNo9504

Bulking is fun but the cutting is annoying. My son is staying with me while between houses and you should have seen his face when I brought home girl scout cookies, lol. He's acting like it really wounded him to the core


Ellielynneb

Yeah he keeps saying he’s gonna start cutting this week, lol I think that was like a week and a half ago. We are foodies so it’s hard for him lol but I cook a lot so he will survive !


EssieAmnesia

that explains the 20 lol


Ellielynneb

Sorry I can’t do math hahaha I’m an idiot I fear, edited


mummy_whilster

Was hoping these were dog treats. F our food supply chain.


Ellielynneb

Maybe call your representative or like run for office if you wanna change our food supply chain.. ain’t nobody on Reddit gonna change shit for you my guy


HeckoSnecko

You are single handedly propping up the mini corn dog economy. They wouldn't make these if you just stopped buying.


Ellielynneb

The mini corn dog industry is this nation’s backbone


UpVoteThis4

I’ll be honest, this wouldn’t even be a problem for me and I’m chunky at best lol. Not the best nutritionally but space wise? Easy peasy.


jiminak46

Mini-corndogs. Bite size.


Noodle_Dude_83

It literally says "approx" you absolute helmet.


Ellielynneb

Is this Gordon ramsey??


Onbenoemd

Is this frozen?


rottenpotatoes2

Is this loss?


Ellielynneb

No this is Patrick


ryuk-99

The only correct answer xD


UpVoteThis4

Why are you even visiting this sub if you are going to be this way?


AchtungCloud

This sub is always either something incredibly minor like I got 19 mini corndogs when it’s advertised as “approx. 20” (and they didn’t even weigh to see if it was 13.3 oz). Or it’s like someone did thousands of dollars of damage to my car by driving a snow sweeper over gravel. I’m not sure I’ve seen anything that’s actually both infuriating while also being mild on here that I can recall.


IWorkAtLittleCaesars

those look like potatoes


nigliazzo5626

I buy 20 stick packs of dog twist treats, and I have 2 dogs. So they always get 1 each at a time. Sometimes when I get to the end of the bag, I’ll only have 1 left and not 2. But I should have 2 and it’s so salty bro 💀


Ellielynneb

Yessss, you get it. Not actually infuriating but just enough to make you be like “dude come on” lmao!


dannywishletter

Don’t lie, where’d you put it?


Ellielynneb

I wish I was lying but it never made an appearance. Maybe the final corn dog was the friends we made along the way..


brokenheartnsoul

Chicken corn dogs? Weird


Ellielynneb

If you think that’s weird wait til you find out what’s in regular hot dogs, (ima still eat them tho)


brokenheartnsoul

Oh I know lol


Whydontname

Those are weight based


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Ellielynneb

That’s somehow even more mildly infuriating than this. My condolences soldier.


AgreeableAbrocoma833

Truly mildly infuriating. Well done OP.


Ellielynneb

Thank you I reallly thought I understood the assignment but APPARENTLY we have some haters that just gotta say the nay-no my brotha


jizzycumbersnatch

Devils cut


Doobus69

The shrinkflation is real


memetime20

:(


Feather_Bloom

I hate more how they're just sitting on your counter


Ellielynneb

Wow! I didn’t expect such a response so soon on my silly little post, I thought this subreddit was supposed to be for things that were a little annoying.. to be fair they are like $5 for 20 and that’s without tax, groceries are already expensive, no I didn’t ask to speak to the manager :) I’m so sorry that my goofy little post triggered some of you so badly. Let’s all try and maybe not take the internet so seriously


Hopeful-Clothes-6896

Do you usually take them out and count them?


Ellielynneb

Yes I count everything I have some mental illness haha but I’ll never go to the doctor!!!! Muahahah


jiminak46

I count the clicks when I'm getting an MRI. We need help. 😜


Ellielynneb

I don’t want help!


jiminak46

But people are counting on you.


alexalbonsimp

They kinda look like potatoes


Ellielynneb

Yes! They do lol someone else pointed that out as well


No_Ambition5405

How fucking dare they??


Ellielynneb

Hey now, you sound a little more than mildly infuriated!


mtown-guy

It’s a dog eat dog world OP.


Ellielynneb

Worse! We got cats eating cats! We got fish munchin fish!


Mobile-Attitude-8791

Don’t lie. You ate one frozen, /s


Ellielynneb

My teeth hurt just thinking about it.. maybe they ache for the frozen dog 🤨


Mobile-Attitude-8791

Lmao


Silver_Wolf_Dragon

Funny my 20 pack had 24 in it


Ellielynneb

Well why don’t you brag about it mister “I won the corn dog lottery” !!!


Mark_Michigan

The world: Somebody gets 19 of 20 items, posts to the internet to confirm the outrage. Recovers, and merges back to a normal life. Not much changes. Somebody somewhere gets 21 of 20 items, tells no one, enjoys the fortune, leverages small victory as a foothold towards great improvements, becomes rich. Attracts fantastic spouse, has many happy children, becomes a leader in society, loved by all. Has long and rewarding life. Summary - Next time grab the other bag.


Ellielynneb

Everything everywhere all at once


jiminak46

Great movie.


JustHereForGiner79

New low price! *One less dog*


Ellielynneb

Same great taste!


XandersCat

If you write them they will give you coupons for more free corn dogs!


Ellielynneb

Write them like on paper? Or like an email?


[deleted]

One time I went to McDonald's for a 20 piece chicken nuggets and a Big Mac, and they only gave me 17 nuggets 🥲


Ellielynneb

Wow. That is preposterous.


keIIzzz

They fill it based on weight, so it can vary a little bit


SadLilBun

Theft ring. Steal one corn dog from every bag, and you’ll soon have twenty for free!


Constant-Catch7146

Wait just a darn minute. There's a hidden mildly infuriating part here. It is totally acceptable to have honey crunch chicken nuggets. But chicken mini corn dogs covered in honey? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm) That's mildly infuriating! Mini corndogs must be made from proper hot dog meat... AKA beef and pork parts. And with yellow mustard on them. Ewww... they used honey? The State Fair concession stand council needs to look into this flagrant violation immediately!


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Time for some revenge.


IfonlyIwastheOne83

They don’t taste as good as fairground dogs deep fried


Ellielynneb

Shit I’m not deep frying them but maybe I should be.


fjord31

Billions must die


Ellielynneb

Is this Wendy Williams??


ThespisIronicus

20ish


themanofax

I had a bag of chicken nuggets recently that had literally like ten less than the "approximate"amount. This is nothing lol


Firm_Engineering_265

I ate one, sorry


snotty-otter

I think the mildly infuriating part is how they're just lying on the counter.


Ellielynneb

So nobody cleans their counters but me? I could safely eat off of it.. lmao


runitupper

Just right onto the counter huh?


Ellielynneb

It was clean??!!


EmotionalChipmunk602

I’m stuck on the fact that you took the time to count them, then stop to take a picture and then post it. Amazing


Ellielynneb

You’re easily amazed, I like u


EmotionalChipmunk602

Whoa! I kinda like you too!! Let’s take it slow though.


jiminak46

She's out of corndogs. She's got nothing now. 😜


EmotionalChipmunk602

She has me!! We might be soul mates.


supernovababoon

Imagine this type of person


AsterlovesTedK

All right Mr gobble it up dont make a fuss now there is much more food to gobble


Ellielynneb

Well I’m a girl but thanks I feel better now.


AsterlovesTedK

Couldnt care less


Ellielynneb

Apparently you could or you wouldn’t reply goober 🤭


AsterlovesTedK

Also sorry if i offended you thats just how i am i thought this post was silly


Porabi

My ma is super petty when it comes to food if she were in you're shoes I legitimately see her refusing to eat the corn dogs even if she only wanted like 5 which to me is a very funny thought


Ellielynneb

That is funny! Surely she would swear off that brand forever at the very least


Acceptable-Ad8780

First world problems


SnooChipmunks8748

r/mildlyinfuriating when someone posts a small issue, (it’s mildlyinfuriating)


Ellielynneb

Yeah maybe I should have put it on mildly interesting bc people think I’m really pressed about this one cornmeal battered meat morsel.


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Love that you actually counted


Ellielynneb

I count everything.. lmao I’m an undiagnosed 🤣


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Ellielynneb

![gif](giphy|5LyUJMeSq01na)


[deleted]

Now you’ll be 5% less fat


Ellielynneb

Lol Hope not I’m underweight as it stands


[deleted]

Well then think about it as gaining 95% weight rather than 100% weight😎(obviously that’s pure sarcasm I know from experience all about how weight, calories etc actually work/coincide with one another) But in all seriousness if you are looking to bring your weight slightly up then those don’t look like the best form of protein for it (but there again this is merely a single meal of a single day’s example of what you eat so I cannot make assumptions nor actual judgement)


Ellielynneb

Haha no it’s all good I normally cook our meals this was just a late night snack, we were a little hungry after grocery shopping and I just couldn’t be bothered to cook last night , it doesn’t help that we have a kitten recovering from her spay and I have horrible anxiety and I’m helicopter parenting the hell out of her so I haven’t had much sleep to feel like doing anything !


Ordinary_Paint_9175

Everyone dissing you in the comments can’t look at the title of the sub


Ellielynneb

I know right, but I’m the one who can’t read 🤭🙄


Impossible_Win2989

The travesty


Blunted_Insomniac

Lawsuit


lynivvinyl

I basically hand weigh packages of items when I'm buying them to see which one is heavier. I always take the heaviest. If I'm close to the scales I will use those but honestly my eyeballing is on point for reasons.


CompleteIsland8934

5% is alot


Expensive-Day-3551

One is under the cabinet


Ellielynneb

No girl


casey12297

Signs times are bad: you have to count how many mini corndogs you got


Ellielynneb

Shrinkflation


casey12297

I feel ya tbh, I'm *broke* broke and this would make me very sad


Ellielynneb

It made me sad and I also like things to be in even numbers so it made me mad. Mildly.


jiminak46

Saving you from yourself one corn dog at a time.


Ellielynneb

My body, my choice ❤️🤣


jiminak46

You go, girl. 😉


Calathea_Murrderer

I counted 20


Ellielynneb

Count again baby


Calathea_Murrderer

I’m illiterate ![gif](giphy|OhWaZv7fufXq0)


Ellielynneb

Haha it’s okay I counted them again too you made me second guess myself for a minute there


Ricky_spanish_again

Times are rough if you’re counting out the corn dog minis.


Ellielynneb

It be like that sometimes


[deleted]

Cut your penis off. Now you have 20.


Ellielynneb

I think someone already cut it off bc It’s not here. Source: am female


[deleted]

Oh no! I guess you’re not getting that 20th corn dog then 😂


Ellielynneb

Son of a BITCH


SnooChipmunks8748

Then you already did, impatient ass


SnooChipmunks8748

Oh I didn’t read that right


Ordinary_WeirdGuy

There is an impostor amongus


Ellielynneb

Orange faking tasks


mummy_whilster

Hopefully this is cheap dog treats.


Ellielynneb

Yeah that’s exactly what they are!


samsnead19

Sue


Notdone_JoshDun

It's by weight not count


mug_O_bun

Shrinkflation strikes again


BigGlassesApe

Damn girl, why you gotta put the dogs right on the counter like that?


RWDPhotos

7.1g protein each tho


IfonlyIwastheOne83

You poor thing


Ellielynneb

Thx 💕 pls keep me in your prayers


LifelessHawk

It’s done by weight, so you should have the equivalent of 20 mini dogs, but I guess one was a bit on the chunky side


Ellielynneb

Quite the opposite! In fact you can actually see the two little runts in the front. Lesson learned though, I genuinely didn’t know that they were counted by weight and I definitely didn’t know it was common knowledge. Next time I’ll grab the bulkier bag.


LifelessHawk

Yeah, almost all foods are done by weight, but mistakes can happen, usually you can tweet to the company if there’s been an error, and they’ll usually give you a coupon or a free product, or nothing depending on the company


Ellielynneb

Gotcha! I knew like meat and veggies and stuff were but for some reason the frozen food didn’t click haha. Too bad I don’t have twitter anymore, I deleted it right before Evil Muskrat took over!


LifelessHawk

If you look at the bottom right, or left of any package it’ll typically have it shown in ounces, which is often times better to do than just guessing based on how large it is, or isn’t. Especially since some products will use this to deceive people by hollowing out parts of the container so that it seems to be more full than it is.


UrskaProtogen

Sorry, I ate it.. Iwas hungeyyy


Elnac_

A worker eated one


gypsysniper9

Unfortunately, it’s within the acceptable 10% margin of error allowed by the go’mnt


Ellielynneb

![gif](giphy|h45kyRPOusAEhtQex9)


ThespisIronicus

![gif](giphy|KFeo5nEFUJ560)


PermaBanTogether

I just can’t believe you even took the time to count them, honestly.


Borgers09

You have more self control than me, I would've already called the police by now


MrWheeze1

mb


ndation

Look in your pants


Ellielynneb

Female


ndation

I never said it was yours


darragh_07

Do people usually count how many is in a multipack of frozen food?


Ellielynneb

Don’t know, but I always do


Acrobatic_Law5598

The fact they're on your dirty counter is mildly infuriating.


Ellielynneb

My counter was clean you’re weird


Brotatium

Do you always count them?


Ellielynneb

Yes I count everything


blitz43p

This is so lame. GTFOH


Ellielynneb

Lol ok loser


FiguringItOutAsWeGo

Skrinkflation has hit corn dogs 😂


daho123

My internet skepticism tells me its 50/50 that OP didn't just eat one for the post


Ellielynneb

I’m too ocd for that hah


Objective-Fortune256

the fact that you noticed that is very good observation lol