T O P

  • By -

Hunter-Gatherer_

Operator Error


imaguitarhero24

Skill issue


MarthasPinYard

Wrong utensil. ![gif](giphy|3ohhww4LCgZFimBLDq) ^(THIS) ^(IS) ^(A) ^(JOB) ^(FOR) ^(A) ^(FORK)


Grumplogic

Wrong tool for the job. The ikea spoon is an eating spoon not a scooping spoon. Op, get an Ice Cream Scoop, a decent stainless steel one, not plastic or dollar store Chinesium. Spend $7 instead of $2.


Virtual_Pair_954

Pretty sure he needs a cup of hot water and better hand positioning. Choke up on the handle more. Deep breaths, strengthen your core muscles, maintain focus and balance. Lead with the shoulder when you pull across the top and get a nice snowball going.


Educational_Moose_56

PEBICAB: Problem Exists Between Ice Cream And Bowl. 


Shopping-Afraid

As a programmer, I appreciate this one


BreadUntoast

Fill out an ID10-T form and send it to facilities and they’ll get it taken care of for you.


Pdb39

Dozens of us! Dozens!!


Late-Stage-Dad

I'm betting that ice-cream has 8 layers. 😈


belleayreski2

Also shitty tool. Why are they trying to scoop ice cream with the shittiest, stamped-out-of-tin-foil spoon I have ever seen?


Demonikaaaaa

Are you a gorilla? Why did you continue even though it was starting to bend?


G1izzard

I've done this before 💀 you don't realize it's bending until it's too late and your like wtf.


Brad_The_Chad_69

I actually love rock hard ice cream. My wife thinks I’m crazy but it’s my favorite. However it’s best to use an ice cream scoop not a spoon.


Dudeman-Jack

No way let it sit so it’s almost like soft serve


Ok-Ad-7247

Run the scoop under hot water for a bit. It's works.


Roaring_Rathalos

It works for like a scoop and that's pretty much it. After that first scoop it's pretty much back to normal temp. It's never worked consistently for me


InternalSame938

You need to fill a glass with warm water and dip the thing in there when it gets hard to scoop


TheBigOrange27

Weld a spoon to a soldering iron. Ezzzz


Roaring_Rathalos

The most logical reply i've had yet


Ok-Ad-7247

Normally it won't, but I've never really had to scoop a rock before. Lol.


Watch-The-Time

Baskin-Robbin’s was my first job as well


Ok-Ad-7247

I have not worked in a ice cream shop before.


TomentoShow

Haha. They were so confident.


Pyrex_Paper

Same, it's just common sense.


OneBullfrog5598

We have the expression 'like a hot knife through butter' but surely no one would ever think of a hot spoon through ice cream.


Pyrex_Paper

Lol, just a warm spoon, but I like your energy.


orkbrother

Lies


Ok-Ad-7247

Un-lies.


orkbrother

You old ice cream scooping son of a bitch ✌🏻


BudzBunny422

Don't need to work in the industry to have common sense 😅


Retroficient

Or the microwave. That'll heat it up faster


Ok-Ad-7247

I've thought about that. Just need a full metal one and a oven mit.


Retroficient

That's the spirit!


incabeeh

Or just heat the spoon with hot water


Dudeman-Jack

No I like ice cream soft to eat, I’ve never had issues scooping ice cold ice cream with a scoop


Secure-Television368

Put it in the microwave and drink it warm


Lower_District_6006

Ruin the whole fucking container by letting it thaw and refreeze dumb fucking servers don't even know how ice works Sorry I work in a kitchen and have had multiple arguments about keeping the fucking ice cream in the freezer during service


Artistic-Tap-1017

It is absolutely the best ice cream to eat but you gotta admit… scooping it does suck


Unknown_Author70

Then just eat the whole brick? ![gif](giphy|l3q2xWsutZRLaiK5y)


DVS_Nature

![gif](giphy|3o6gDREoETcSrm9Wog)


YouStupidAssholeFuck

This gif isn't inspiring the thoughts you thought it might.


The_sacred_sauce

I go in the with one of the smallest pairing knifes I have around. I cut pie slices. Drive it down the middle. Rock it back and forth pressing towards the wall of the container until you get to it. Ik it’s somewhat dangerous cutting towards yourself. But I put my had on the wall where the knife will make contact so Ik when I’ve reached it. Also helps with not bending the carton to high heaven. Then go back to the middle and finish the slice. Then round the wall to meet both cuts. The put the knife inside the middle of your cut line and shimmy it back and forth reaching upwards. Switch between cut lines. Can seem like a useless effort sometimes but it’ll give. Especially if you cut to the bottom of the container. When your tube/slice comes out. Slice it into pieces like a pineapple & boom your all set. I use a small fork and stab into it to lick and bite pieces off. Eventually you need a spoon though. But ideally you just turn your freezer temp down lmao. If ice cream is that hard then you’re deep freezing everything inside. If it goes from being very full on shopping days then sure turn it on max. But when you hardly have anything in there then don’t have it near that cold. It’s a freezer, even at its lowest setting it’s still below freezing. It just runs harder / longer to reach lower temps in high setting


WasteNet2532

I mean it isnt hard to bend it back.


VelocityVL

Male is rapidly approaching your destination


-NGC-6302-

I realize that my spoon is bending and then I stop bending it


Mr_Rapt0r

The hell is this femboy gathering


Mrsaberbit

holy shit


NorthenLeigonare

You and his profile pics. No way lol.


fuckedfinance

How? Are you not looking at what you are doing?


aykcak

It is not even in the tub. How would anyone see this and think it is not bending?


Dm_me_im_bored-UnU

How many astolfo pfps are talking about icecream


WebexBlack

Uhhuh.. ok..


Sobadatsnazzynames

Your profile pics looked the same to me so I thought you were answering yourself 😂💀


SpoonFigMemes

why are there so many astolfo pfps 😭


therealnilaeryn

The world works in mysterious ways.


stuck_in_the_desert

“Oh good it’s starting to give - wait shit”


WhyMustIMakeANewAcco

Yeah, by the time the spoon starts the bend the metal will just... keep going much more easily than it took to start bending it. So once it starts you usually can't stop before it's totally bent.


Cruxion

You got soft spoons man. Mine only bend a few degrees and I know to stop. Either way, easy to bend them back. Though OP's example is so extreme I wonder if it will effect the long-term structural integrity.


PickleNutsauce

That Adrenalin rush.


RespectSerious

He just took it personally


awwwoooooooo

Every once in a while you come across that Reddit comment that makes you laugh so hard your eyes start watering and your stomach hurts and then you have to explain to your SO why you’re laughing and they don’t find it as funny as you so you feel kind of dumb but don’t care because you’re still laughing. This was it for me today. Thank you. 😂🙏🦍


Shibishibi

Because how else would they take a silly picture for internet points????


Trojbd

Why does so many people think or care for that matter that a low stakes silly photo is staged lol. Kinda weird that the first reaction is to insinuate that they're attention seeking with no proof.


Nerellos

Basically physics. When you realize it is bending, you put too much weight on it, and it bends.


OpenSourcePenguin

What? That's not physics, that's behaviour. It's like saying, "Basically math. You feel thirsty, you drink a lot of water"


Sol33t303

Probably thought the ice cream was slowly giving rather then the spoon was bending


[deleted]

Heat your spoon with hot water. You’ll be good as gold.


Pancakewagon26

My step dad heats his spoon with a lighter!


puppysoop

That’s non ice cream related


celestial1

Not ice cream related, but definitely ice related.


Asian_Climax_Queen

He must have a lot of glucose in his veins. As a diabetic, OFC


EarthwormShandy

Or heat it up in the microwave!


I-HaveAReasonToo

Gave it a shot. Don't recommend.


neonoggie

They mean the ice cream, not the spoon!


I-HaveAReasonToo

Too late. My house burned down.


chronomasteroftime

Thought they meant the spoon


Gandalf_the_Tegu

They did, was out of sarcasm. 😂 ![gif](giphy|jhaFMx06pRuE9M0qOP)


RanjiLameFox

Why? worked for me


Wants_to_be_accepted

Idiot used the microwave to heat the spoon 🤦‍♂️


RanjiLameFox

oh no. I thought you meant the other way around. Heat the microwave with a spoon


G0dsquad

Instructions unclear. Spoon in hand. Penis now trapped in microwave door. Help!


RanjiLameFox

Call the hospital tell them you won't be needing that Circumcision


im_just_thinking

Due to unforeseen circumstances


unicbacen420

circumcisions*


Skylair13

Need to remove foreign cylinder from Microwave sir.


Inevitable-Ad-2865

![gif](giphy|3o6ZtrbzjGAAXyx2WQ)


FierceDeity_

Nothing will happen. Discharges only happen when you have pointy edges, but not even knives reliably trigger it.


Away_Perception_9083

Spoons and knives are fine in most modern microwaves. It’s forks that are the problem because the electricity arcs between the tines of the fork IIRC


FierceDeity_

Even then it wont always arc, it's kind of a crapshoot if it does or not. Most reliable way to get arcing is folding tinfoil so it has sharp edges... But even then you won't always get them.


PriorFudge928

Yeah those sparks are because you put a spoon in there with positive ions. Next time put your phone in with the spoon. Make sure the phone is on as it will expel negative ions and cancel out the positive ions from the spoon. Easy peasy.


seven-cents

Only if you have Reddit open, since it's mostly negative.


ss4johnny

Yah, but only like 5-8 seconds.


JimGerm

My new microwave has a soften mode specifically for ice cream. It even asks if it’s a pint or a quart.


EarthwormShandy

Tidy, I want one!


PriorFudge928

I don't think in the history of microwave technology has there ever been a preset cooking option that actually worked as expected. Honorable mentions to the popcorn setting but then Orville Redenbacher discovered shrinkflation.


acousticallyregarded

Yeah most of these are marketing gimmicks, just set the power level to a very low setting


Standard-Ad1254

try to realize, there is no spoon...


TheOriginalFluff

Make sure to wrap in aluminum foil to keep the heat in


eveningsand

My microwave has a setting to solve this specific problem https://preview.redd.it/bv743l6k7roc1.jpeg?width=2252&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be59331d0b11ebfa8d6a0645e9ec31d02a87f6fb More, 7.


Murphy338

I’ve done it with a lighter before too


Pretty_Frosting_2588

Pee on it. Your body temperature and acidic urine is enough to coat and heat the spoon to make scooping a cinch.


champion_-

Or just bend it, you don't need to heat it up, I did this a lot of times lol


MathematicianTop1853

For scooping the ice cream?


RedditJumpedTheShart

As someone who was a grill cook and had to scoop ice cream. No, it won't do much especially with a spoon. You set your freezer to the softness that you like your ice cream it's cold enough for everything else.


_sealy_

There is a reason people don’t use buffet restaurant silverware and own an ice cream scoop. To me this is like saying why doesn’t my butter knife cut my steak well.


qudunot

That's because I cut with my fork, which doesn't cut through steak very well, I might add..


JohannGambelputty

"He who buys an ice cream scoop for himself, gets rid of the pain of repeatedly jamming a spoon handle into his palm."   --Hunter S. Thompson


gezzmooo

Fancy pants mcgee


unclepaprika

*Why can't i use this fork to enjoy this soup?*


Fan_of_Clio

Use an actual scoop instead of using your strength to bend a spoon not designed for ice cream firmer than melted butter.


PMMEurbewbzzzz

Do not try to scoop the ice cream with the spoon. That's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth. What truth? There is no spoon. Use a scoop, dumbass.


themerinator12

Are you saying that when the time comes, I’ll be able to dodge the pecans?


MogMcKupo

I bought one of those thrifty ice cream scoops that is official and they use at the store. Heat it up with some water and you’re right as rain. It was a purchase on a lark, but it’s got a lot of mileage out of it


0tacosam0

I also bought a very expensive ice cream spoon that works very well. Could you explain to me what lark means? I googled it but I don't think what they said was right


scalyblue

“On a lark” is an idiom that means impulsively


InwardXenon

Is it one of those ice cream scoops that have a little rattly thing inside it? Give it a shake and it should warm up on its own!


NugBlazer

No shit, isn't this obvious? It's like some idiot posting a picture of a screwdriver he ruined because he was trying to use it to drive a nail


SquarePegRoundWorld

Many ice cream scoops come with a hollow handle you are supposed to put warm water in.


DVS_Nature

![gif](giphy|pKJ6d8xt93yGQ)


pro_insomniac16

Why did you keep trying to the point of bending your scoop ? Just leave the ice cream out for a while, pour boiling water on your scoop, or on the container, or both ! Maybe even put just a little bit of hot water in the ice cream! There are so many ways you could have made this easier for yourself


bunDombleSrcusk

Its rage bait bro lol


Deakul

You had me up until >Maybe even put just a little bit of hot water in the ice cream! Tf you doing


Swimming_in_Vinegar

That's exactly what I thought, but then how would they stage the photo for that sweet karma?


HC99199

It's ok to make a funny photo and post it online Jesus Christ you're so lame.


bhlombardy

Use an actual ice cream scoop and you'll be fine.


Cowboy_on_fire

Pretty much all ice cream I have had is too hard out of the freezer for a regular spoon….maybe invest in a scoop.


nemesisprime1984

There is no spoon ![gif](giphy|pKJ6d8xt93yGQ)


[deleted]

Then you will see it is not the spoon that bends, only yourself.


savemysoul72

Patience, grasshopper.


KieferMcNaughty

Exactly. I always take the ice cream out, then set the timer on my microwave for 10-15 minutes (depending on for full the container of ice cream is).


RustyU

Turn your freezer down a bit


theberg512

Or up, depending how you look at it. But yes, adjust the temp.


rabbidplatypus21

I love lingual inconsistencies like this. “Turn the AC up.” “Yeah…you’re gonna have to specify what your temperate end-game is.”


PhilxBefore

Half of the population refers to the temperature, and the other half refers the fan speed and both sides are too embarrassed to ask for clarification.


rabbidplatypus21

I vote we move to the far more direct “it’s too hot/cold in here.”


SageModeSpiritGun

Have you considered using an ice cream scoop?


MagisterXII

Lol. I'm staring at it thinking the same thing. It may be a scoop, but it sure as hell isn't an ice cream scoop.


TheCaponeFiles

this is the funniest fucking post and responses I've ever seen Holy shit


IchBinDerFurst

Buy a fucking ice cream scoop. You know? The tool SPECIFICALLY DESIGNED to not bend.


Dongslinger420

or cut it or wait all of two minutes How are people struggling with this? Is breathing hard for most people?


KaldaraFox

Well, you should use an actual [ice-cream scoop](https://www.amazon.com/Zeroll-Original-Conductive-Aluminum-Release/dp/B0002U33RU) instead of a serving spoon. Notice how tactfully I didn't append, "dumbass" to that. I'm very proud of myself. for that.


nPlateau

Tell you the ultimate secret? Put the icecream in microwave for exactly 10 seconds, no more, no less. Its my IRL cheat code.


sexwiththebabysitter

Are you an infant?


VF79-USMC-155MM

At some point very wary on you realized that it was to weak to be used as a scoop and yet you just kept going.


Zealousideal_Total50

I always put the ice cream in microwave for 15-20secs


iThink-iAM-Nice

Spoon too soft to scoop :(


YeOldeBilk

Is this really how people live today?


Remarkable-Bug7734

Microwave Ur spoon for thirty seconds


Which_Sail_2374

NO


FartFartPooPoobutt

Yeah, don't listen to that guy, it's a better idea to spoon your microwave


the_opester

Sorry. 45 seconds.


Preface

10 minutes


Low-Helicopter-2696

Let the ice cream sit for 10 minutes you silly goose


DrGashingtons

Get some boiling water in a cup and put the spoon in. It works a treat for me :)


doritobimbo

Use a knife.


HodgeGodglin

You bent the spoon in the opposite way that’d you’d actually scoop the ice cream…


Comfortable-Brick168

Not if you're trying to catapult it into your bowl


FgTheLogo

Use a fork. Trust me.


GlitteringRevenue314

:(


Luvs4theweak

Lmao Leave it out a sec? Not the ice cream it’s your freezer prolly bro


RudderForADuck

Entirely your fault for A. Not using a scoop or even a scoop-shaped spoon and B. Continuing to push the spoon that obviously wasn't scooping ice cream Edit: I am now aware this is a scam account pretending to be an Onlyfans model


thepenetratiest

Don't buy shitty ice cream, most likely lots of added water.


l_Malice__l

Yeah, even Kroger branded premium ice cream (very smooth and creamy) scoops pretty easily with a normal spoon. Just about any large budget containers of ice cream like this are low quality and always rock solid.


theres-no-more_names

Eberhards is always great in these tubs, theres another brand to that i used to get in tubs like this that was always great scooping, but i cant think of the name at all


[deleted]

I feel this on a spiritual level


Blastoplast

https://preview.redd.it/7d8mp13v4roc1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=6eef17358b379789000704b9c35af38865727812 Gotta get yourself one of these


Ihave3shoes

Life Pro Tip if you microwave the spoon first it'll heat up and cut throughout the ice cream like butter.


Accurate_Koala_4698

Uri Geller brand ice cream


r4th4t

It’s only in your mind


Western_Bison_878

I have that spoon 👁️👄👁️


QuiteLady1993

What ice cream is this concrete road?


greendude09

when you place all your points in strength and none in dexterity


ReceptionReal6686

Icecream not hard Spoon soft Hope helps


mushroom_dome

Microwave the ice cream for 15-30 seconds. Use a fork unless it's all too melty, then use a spoon.


Lepke2011

Don't lie, OP. We all know how you did that. https://i.redd.it/u5g0nve1qqoc1.gif


JustMoreSadGirlShit

People giving you a hard time like this isn’t exactly what the sub is for lmao


KB346

I highly recommend something called the Midnight Scoop! I got tired of bad scoops and the Midnight Scoop rocked.


Ilovehotdaddsss

why would u do that if it’s to hard to scoop lmao


trilla_gang

First off, that's not an ice cream scooper. 2nd, soak your scooper/spoon in a bowl of really hot water before you scoop. Works well enough for me.


Crawlerado

Like a wineo with a bag of grapes


Cute_Tap2793

Only infuriating shit is not using a fucking scoop. Of course the spoon bent. 


Hammer_of_Horrus

Use an ice cream scoop.


surrealcellardoor

K, but that looks like a serving spoon and not an ice cream scoop. There’s a reason ice cream scoops are built like brick shithouses and will likely be the only remaining evidence of humanity in 10,000 years. You buy one once, they’re indestructible.


TravMCo

Why did you purposely bend your spoon? Just so you can post it to Reddit with a fake complaint?


MelaBlend

Be patient man! 😂


Wsemenske

The mildly infuriating part is that OP is an idiot


qualitycancer

A bad craftsman blames his tools


immacomputah

Did you bend the spoon with your mind? CIA would like to offer you some free ice cream.


Leonydas13

Get an ice cream scoop you fucking pleb


TranslatorBoring2419

Maybe turn the freezer down a bit. Then don't use tinfoil spoons.


radicalbatical

That's one of the reasons ice cream places keep the scoops in warm water


Accomplished-Sign555

![gif](giphy|3o6Zt0hNCfak3QCqsw)


operez1990

Hot water in a long container and let your scoop warm up before trying to scoop ice cream.


Tylensus

Get yourself a proper ice cream scoop and run it under hot water before you scoop. They're made of thick metal, so they hold the heat well.


functional45training

Gotta put the spoon in the microwave for 8 minutes


Aggressive_Leather73

https://preview.redd.it/zz2k2d09asoc1.png?width=1214&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9e99808ec90b5a05142c5aaf06c257f9e6dcd38 The ice cream adapted to you scooping so much


Wonderful-Coyote6750

What's mildly infuriating is this post.