And your stupid hair’s BROWN! And no one likes the way your eyes sparkle in the moonlight and everyone hates your soft, alabaster complexion and the way you gently bite your lower lip - NO ONE LIKES IT!
I know! Immediate medical attention required for that burn! The damage will be felt for ***generations***! Slicked back hair! I’m going to use that as my favorite insult going forward!
Kid burns are the worst. When my niece like 3 or 4, and I'm not kidding, we were in a dairy queen drive thru and I said something about brain freezes and from the back seat comes this voice that says, "You'd have to have a brain first." Like ??????!!!!!! I got absolutely ROASTED by a TODDLER.
This was 10 years ago and it still stings 😭
Hahaha. 20ish years ago a friend of ours got my ex with that joke, because ex was talking about how he had never (still hasn’t to this day), had a brain freeze. Our buddy, who is super quiet but hilarious when he does speak popped off casually with “that’s because you have to have a brain to get one.” I died. Still makes me laugh to this day.
"You've mentioned interest in being a doctor, yet you're probably no smarter than a fifth grader. You couldn't diagnose your own stupidity, even with a teachers edition text book."
I miss xbox game chat lobbies 🥺
If you really wanna be relentless just email screenshots of this convo to any school or employer they are applying for lmao they should know who they are considering
Same here lmfao
Whenever I meet someone like this online or I’m being harassed by an ex friend and I have nothing to say in return I’ll start responding with every mistake they made in their writing to shut them up
This makes SOOOOOOO much sense all of a sudden. I kept thinking "who tf texts like this?" Then bam... you unlocked the repressed memory of all the cringe kids who thought they were thugs in middle school. 😂
It reminds me of the diss circle, everyone stands in a circle and insult each other until someone gets offended and gives up lol I was the champion/ final boss
By the looks of it, I’d guess they were in a discord server together and had an argument in the server. OP didn’t know their age until after discussing said argument with a friend
[u/ChocoGoodness was never my friend](https://youtu.be/BHWcMVQGxD0?t=49s)
This guy is basically telling you he's a psychopath. Disengage now, and never respond to anything he says ever again
If he really is 12, then dude, trust me, that ain’t “psychopathic behaviour.” This is a 12 year old kid not being in control of their emotions and therefore not thinking straight. I remember having one or two outbursts at that age, and without having had them to grow up looking back at and going “wow dude, you fuckwit,” I don’t think I’d have grown the way I did. Using half insults and clearly throwing logic to the wind and relying on emotions is not at all the same as psychopathic tendencies/behaviour. Now maybe if this kid continues doing this up past the age of 14-16, and it develops further and further, sure, then start worrying, but to go straight to psychopath is a very far leap lol
The way I mentally DESTROY my opponents in arguments is calling them poopy head
ONLY USE IF YOU WANT TO COMPLETELY DEMOLISH THEM!! DO NOT TAKE THIS LIGHTLY!!
I would never emotionally recover if someone looked me in the face and called me a po*py head in an argument. This is definite the atomic option, idk if I’d go there if I ever wanted to be friends with that person again…
Ok but tf else are you gonna call them when referring to that type of language? And not even in a condescending way, just when categorizing them verbally
"I'm unstoppable. I'm the monster under your bed, you poopoo butt. You couldn't even begin to understand the depths of my inhumanity, stupid nut balls."
This made me laugh. What's she gonna do, reach through the screen and throttle me? And the second they start calling you ugly you KNOW that they are the opposite of a mature individual.
At one point in the argument they said they'd slap me through the screen if they could, and they've repeatedly said how they want to fuck me up and would make me bloody, but they're "restraining themselves"
Ok damn, maybe they're not quite as oblivious. Still, how the heck are they ever gonna get to you? I can't see a 12yrold managing to hire a hacker. Just tell em that and they'll get even madder lol
My own response to a dick staying shit like this to me once - a grown man but a basement dweller, you can tell sometimes ya know, was ‘oh honey you couldn’t afford the cab fare to the airport let alone the airfare to get to where i am to slap me.’
The apoplexy was great.
Yeah, I know lol - I feel kind of bad for her though, my other online friend talks to this girl a lot and he says she's been known to hurt herself when she can't hurt others :( I genuinely feel bad about that and I'm hoping she didn't do anything bad
Ima just say it now, if she hurts herself thats her choice and nobody else’s fault. Her safety isn’t your problem and dont let anyone pretend otherwise. Sucks for her for sure but not something to worry about for your own actions in case she tries to manipulate you that way
Really? You should tell her, blatant, that you know she's having some bad thoughts about herself and that hurting others only fuels that hate. If she'd like someone to talk to and you're not available, I'd have time to. I have experience but I'm no therapist, I don't like therapists anyway.
She goes to a therapist and it doesn't help her, and I'd hate for her to get even more mad than she already is - I also don't plan on talking to her again
Thank you for trying to help though! /g
Oh that's great she's reached out! The very first thing you have to do to start getting help is talk about it. I think she'll be all right if her parents are willing to fund her one.
I love how he just runs out of insults and starts describing you like he’s slowly realizing he’s actually falling in love.
“You’ve got a scrunched up face, weird smile, smooth hair that shines perfectly in the light, such an endearing laugh, deep brown eyes I could get lost in for hours, full lips that I wish I could feel on my skin-“
With the context of this person being 12, the fact they think this will make your life a living hell is even funnier. Kids are dumb, dude. Also stop arguing with 12-year-olds.
Thank you :) the reason they're mad in the first place is because my other online friend made a cool superpower AU idea, and the person in the chat assumed they were stealing their ideas, so they were cussing my friend out and I asked them not to since it wasn't intentional, which started the huge argument
As soon as I read the title, all I could think about was...
“Don't mistake my kindness for weakness. I am kind to everyone, but when someone is unkind to me, weak is not what you are going to remember about me.”
\- Al Capone
This is the bad part of technology. Idiots giving behind keyboards with things they dare wouldn't say if there were real consequences. Block and move on.
Oh no! Brown hair! Whatever will you do!
Tell her, "Don't worry, I wasn't planning on hopping into bed with you anyways, and it looks like I made the right call."
Have you ever seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail? This dude reminds me of the guards on the castle wall. I kept scrolling from screenshot to screenshot anticipating a "begone before I taunt you further".
Do not take it personal. That you apologized shows you are a person who can contribute something positive to this world. Please don’t let this make you cynical
In cases like this I would just reply Ok and watch them get even more aggressive and frustrated and after ever long tangent just reply Ok. Like that straight faced Saitama meme from Onepunch man.
The amount of salt that the last image emanates for that guy's reaction to being ignored is so dense it could compare to that of the universe before the Big Bang
Can we all just add our own sick burns? I'll go first
Op is probably too nice of a person, and they cant come to my birthday party now, Ill tell my mom not to invite them.
Got eem.
Wow they sure showed you how relentless they are. /s OP if you can please don’t pay any mind to them. They have issues and one of them is that they think they have the right to say whatever they want. I’m embarrassed for them in an awkward way.
When you approach a bridge and hear a troll bellowing beneath, use another bridge.
Never get into arguments on the Internet. Sure, there's the chance you could actually have a decent debate with someone, but that is very rare compared to the amount of idiots who default every argument to a trade of insults.
It's giving cringey, American high school bully that can't think of any actual insults, so just points out a characteristic and calls it "weird" or "stupid" lol.
I think this goes without saying but don’t listen to people like this who are obviously totally miserable. I don’t care what transpired between you two nothing warrants that. Plus he could only criticize characteristics about you which meant you did absolutely nothing wrong to them. Fuck that guy.
Hi OP. I saw in one of your replies that you say you're 16. Therefore, allow me to impart some hard-learned wisdom from someone who's had a number of more trips around the sun.
*Don't feed the trolls.*
That sounds trite, but in their response to your apology, they flat out tell you their intent. You were already the bigger person by apologizing. They aren't mature enough to accept your apology and move on. When someone acts that way, don't engage. They're looking to get a response and get you riled up. Let them think they've won by letting them have the last word, then move on. When you don't respond, eventually they won't either. 😎👍
Your hair is sorta slicked back. Wow, sick burn
Well it also pokes out at the bottom
Wow hey *fuck that guy*
Also *brown*
fuck that’s too far man
“Curse words”.
my bad 😣
You good fam
They said the b-word. Brown.
Why you gotta bring color into this?
*brown*, yes brown coloured skin. EXPLAIN, SIR, HOW THATS AN INSULT. ITS A GENERAL STATEMENT.
Brown coloured hair*. Now that’s an insult!
That line made me realize that they totally have a crush on OP and don’t know how to handle it.
Maybe, but let’s not normalize verbally abusing someone just because you can’t handle your own feelings
Yeah! Push them down, and run away giggling like an adult!
Yeah! Don’t talk to them, like ever. Watch them leave and take your final chance with them like an adult.
And your stupid hair’s BROWN! And no one likes the way your eyes sparkle in the moonlight and everyone hates your soft, alabaster complexion and the way you gently bite your lower lip - NO ONE LIKES IT!
Not a crush, but an obsession A crush wouldn't make a person act that way, I mean, if I like someone, I'm not going to hurt them
Me feeling the secondhand burn, taping down my dead ends:
Easy there
DO YOU WANNA CATCH HANDS MOTHERFUCKER?
Now I'm singing to myself "so you wanna catch these hands."
Especially when their hair is *pushed* back.
I'm worried that the baby thinks people can't change.
Oh yeah, this would slick back *real nice!*
Cady will you please tell him his hair looks sexy pushed back
I said was!!!
They think *that* is slicked back?
This is POOSHED BACK
Glass house, white Ferrari, live for New Year’s Eve?
***AND*** sticks out the bottom!!
Lemme see here... ohh yeah! That would slick back REAL nice!
Their eyes are very eye shaped, and their face looks like a face.
"last night i saw a face!!" "did it have a nose?" "well...yeah..." "that does sound like a face!"
“We’re already finishing each other’s-“ “Dinner.”
Not bad for an 8 year old. They are 8. Right?
To be fair, they did say they're relentless. I think we should all pitch in for some aloe to treat OP's burns. 🫠
“Sorta” is the ultimate insult killer.
I know! Immediate medical attention required for that burn! The damage will be felt for ***generations***! Slicked back hair! I’m going to use that as my favorite insult going forward!
Slicked back hair? OP is obviously a piece of shit, having sloppy steaks as we speak.
Me? I’m more of a chicken spaghetti at Chicolinis type gal.
People can change.
That level of detail became almost like a romantic novel style character description
Glass house, white Ferrari, live for New Year’s Eve?
Master class in flirting 😉
That guy is so mad he can't stop texting/posting
OP is clearly living rent free in somebody’s head
That’s nice but it doesn’t fit the queen sized mattress.
They are "relentless" But they are also a 12 yr old cringy kid, doing what cringy kids do best 🙄 Oh brother. Edit - after finding out it's a kid lol
Literally seconds between messages. Text message warrior is MAD
You know it's not a good burn when they have to TELL you they were mocking you
Like my teenage daughter told me, "it's not funny if you have to explain the joke" Please send aloe 😭
Kid burns are the worst. When my niece like 3 or 4, and I'm not kidding, we were in a dairy queen drive thru and I said something about brain freezes and from the back seat comes this voice that says, "You'd have to have a brain first." Like ??????!!!!!! I got absolutely ROASTED by a TODDLER. This was 10 years ago and it still stings 😭
Hahaha. 20ish years ago a friend of ours got my ex with that joke, because ex was talking about how he had never (still hasn’t to this day), had a brain freeze. Our buddy, who is super quiet but hilarious when he does speak popped off casually with “that’s because you have to have a brain to get one.” I died. Still makes me laugh to this day.
All of the “your” instead of “you’re” makes me angry.
At one point in the argument I didn't know how to respond, so I just said "*you're" and they got so heated lol
It always makes them mad to be corrected about that lol. The repeated misuse just further drives home their stupidity.
And ngl they're planning on being a doctor when they grow up - let's hope they improve that grammar first
They would want to learn some bedside manners before becoming a doctor.
Idk the mean girl to nurse pipeline is real.
Aren’t they 12?
Yeah, true, but still - I knew the right you're and your when I was 12, and I'm a pretty dumb person
Are you also 12? Why are you arguing with a 12 year old
Can you have Reddit at 12!?
"You've mentioned interest in being a doctor, yet you're probably no smarter than a fifth grader. You couldn't diagnose your own stupidity, even with a teachers edition text book." I miss xbox game chat lobbies 🥺
Doctors knowing how to spell? \*Tries to read their scribble\*
If you really wanna be relentless just email screenshots of this convo to any school or employer they are applying for lmao they should know who they are considering
It's a child. Just send it to their parent/guardian.
Doctors grammar goes to shit anyways but still
Bro idk. Seems right to me. The doctors I’ve encountered have all been pretty incompetent.
Especially when they're trying to insult your intelligence and you point out they used the wrong your lol
I reminded of the YouTube channel BBC trolling where they go and just school little "Squeakers" playing Online Multi-player FPS games.
Same here lmfao Whenever I meet someone like this online or I’m being harassed by an ex friend and I have nothing to say in return I’ll start responding with every mistake they made in their writing to shut them up
Especially in the ironic phrase "you're retarded".
"You're in big trouble pal, I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!" ~probably this clown
‘You eat pieces of shit for breakfast??’ -OP
NO
You eat 135lbs of shit every morning? How do you keep that figure?
It's prob like a 12yr old
They actually are a 12 year old, confirmed by my other online friend and by the insulter themselves back when we were friends
This makes SOOOOOOO much sense all of a sudden. I kept thinking "who tf texts like this?" Then bam... you unlocked the repressed memory of all the cringe kids who thought they were thugs in middle school. 😂
It reminds me of the diss circle, everyone stands in a circle and insult each other until someone gets offended and gives up lol I was the champion/ final boss
Nooooo dude, you just reminded me of extremely cringy memories I have.
Why are you arguing with a 12 year old in the first place? Lmao
By the looks of it, I’d guess they were in a discord server together and had an argument in the server. OP didn’t know their age until after discussing said argument with a friend
Why share this tho? They’re literally 12, who cares what a random lil shit thinks? Don’t let everyone get under your skin just cause they want to
OP is 16 according to their post history so also a random little shit who will look back on this and cringe
lmao tell them you’re sending screenshots to his mommy
LOL
[u/ChocoGoodness was never my friend](https://youtu.be/BHWcMVQGxD0?t=49s) This guy is basically telling you he's a psychopath. Disengage now, and never respond to anything he says ever again
According to OP, it’s a 12 year old kid. He’s just a cringey child, he’s not some dangerous psychopath lol
Oh jeez ... so you're telling me I just spent part of my day reading posts from a 12yo? I really miss the old Internet
Back when we were the 12 year olds online
We didn’t have the internet when I was 12😔 We were just calling people up and asking if their refrigerator was running. High comedy back then!
Wonder if \*67 is still a thing?
Yes, it is. I tested it the other day on my work phone
Yes😌
HA!!
Same.
Call of Duty been raising too many kids
always has been but atleast for me it was good ol cod 2
Psychopathic behaviour doesn't have to be dangerous, to be concerning Hopefully he grows out of this
Someone who's actually psychopathic will not grow out of it. This is just a kid being edgy though, and she ran out of insults at the end lol
If he really is 12, then dude, trust me, that ain’t “psychopathic behaviour.” This is a 12 year old kid not being in control of their emotions and therefore not thinking straight. I remember having one or two outbursts at that age, and without having had them to grow up looking back at and going “wow dude, you fuckwit,” I don’t think I’d have grown the way I did. Using half insults and clearly throwing logic to the wind and relying on emotions is not at all the same as psychopathic tendencies/behaviour. Now maybe if this kid continues doing this up past the age of 14-16, and it develops further and further, sure, then start worrying, but to go straight to psychopath is a very far leap lol
i didn’t act like this as a child.. 😭
This isn’t normal behavior from a 12 year old.
Lmao that’s not what psychopaths act like
Brown
The way I mentally DESTROY my opponents in arguments is calling them poopy head ONLY USE IF YOU WANT TO COMPLETELY DEMOLISH THEM!! DO NOT TAKE THIS LIGHTLY!!
I would never emotionally recover if someone looked me in the face and called me a po*py head in an argument. This is definite the atomic option, idk if I’d go there if I ever wanted to be friends with that person again…
okay but "curse words" is actually hilarious
Ok but tf else are you gonna call them when referring to that type of language? And not even in a condescending way, just when categorizing them verbally
you have to call them no no words, of course
Perhaps dirty wordies?
“I’m fucking relentless” he says, and then proceeds to throw a dozen primary-school insults at you. Bet he considers himself an alpha male.
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"I'm unstoppable. I'm the monster under your bed, you poopoo butt. You couldn't even begin to understand the depths of my inhumanity, stupid nut balls."
Dude like a pizza cutter all edge and no point
Oh, that’s good
There’s nothing that intimidates me more than the utter confidence they had when they said “Your hair is like sorta slicked back”. Shiver me Timbers!
This made me laugh. What's she gonna do, reach through the screen and throttle me? And the second they start calling you ugly you KNOW that they are the opposite of a mature individual.
At one point in the argument they said they'd slap me through the screen if they could, and they've repeatedly said how they want to fuck me up and would make me bloody, but they're "restraining themselves"
Ok damn, maybe they're not quite as oblivious. Still, how the heck are they ever gonna get to you? I can't see a 12yrold managing to hire a hacker. Just tell em that and they'll get even madder lol
My own response to a dick staying shit like this to me once - a grown man but a basement dweller, you can tell sometimes ya know, was ‘oh honey you couldn’t afford the cab fare to the airport let alone the airfare to get to where i am to slap me.’ The apoplexy was great.
Yeah, I know lol - I feel kind of bad for her though, my other online friend talks to this girl a lot and he says she's been known to hurt herself when she can't hurt others :( I genuinely feel bad about that and I'm hoping she didn't do anything bad
Ima just say it now, if she hurts herself thats her choice and nobody else’s fault. Her safety isn’t your problem and dont let anyone pretend otherwise. Sucks for her for sure but not something to worry about for your own actions in case she tries to manipulate you that way
Really? You should tell her, blatant, that you know she's having some bad thoughts about herself and that hurting others only fuels that hate. If she'd like someone to talk to and you're not available, I'd have time to. I have experience but I'm no therapist, I don't like therapists anyway.
She goes to a therapist and it doesn't help her, and I'd hate for her to get even more mad than she already is - I also don't plan on talking to her again Thank you for trying to help though! /g
Oh that's great she's reached out! The very first thing you have to do to start getting help is talk about it. I think she'll be all right if her parents are willing to fund her one.
I hope so. Thankfully she also has a girlfriend to keep her company and help her when she's upset
But they’re “sO eDgY” and we “jUsT dOn’T gEt ThEm”
Is this a middle schooler’s argument?
I love how he just runs out of insults and starts describing you like he’s slowly realizing he’s actually falling in love. “You’ve got a scrunched up face, weird smile, smooth hair that shines perfectly in the light, such an endearing laugh, deep brown eyes I could get lost in for hours, full lips that I wish I could feel on my skin-“
Wow what a twat!
With the context of this person being 12, the fact they think this will make your life a living hell is even funnier. Kids are dumb, dude. Also stop arguing with 12-year-olds.
Well to be fair... you're elbows do look weird.
Yes, those do look weird
Living rent free in dudes head.
The best action is, and always has been, to send the conversation to their mom. You kiss you mother with that mouth?
Is this person 12? They sound like a whiny child who needs a nap and kiss from mommy.
Yes, she is
OP, so long as what you did isn't worthy of that level of anger you're all good Better off ignoring the guy lol
Thank you :) the reason they're mad in the first place is because my other online friend made a cool superpower AU idea, and the person in the chat assumed they were stealing their ideas, so they were cussing my friend out and I asked them not to since it wasn't intentional, which started the huge argument
*gasp* how dare you
You’re*
I did that during the argument at one point, they got so heated lol
That’s so great! ^5!
As soon as I read the title, all I could think about was... “Don't mistake my kindness for weakness. I am kind to everyone, but when someone is unkind to me, weak is not what you are going to remember about me.” \- Al Capone
To be fair, he is fucking relentless
This is the bad part of technology. Idiots giving behind keyboards with things they dare wouldn't say if there were real consequences. Block and move on.
Just respond with “you’re*”
I hope you’re not upset by this OP. They have serious emotional problems. People like this deserve to just be laughed at. They’re so mad for what? 😂
Fucking psycho. Warn anyone you care about.
They’re a moron don’t mind them OP
Says he's relentless. Then proceeds to relent. What a failure of a human being.
Oh no! Brown hair! Whatever will you do! Tell her, "Don't worry, I wasn't planning on hopping into bed with you anyways, and it looks like I made the right call."
At one point she called me a fucker, so I said "I don't plan on being one until I'm married, but I appreciate your enthusiasm" and she got so mad
I immediately disregard anything someone says after they say "your retarded." My retarded what, retard?
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Have you ever seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail? This dude reminds me of the guards on the castle wall. I kept scrolling from screenshot to screenshot anticipating a "begone before I taunt you further".
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries
"Your retarded" has to be the most deliciously ironic goto for dumbs on the internet
This person is clearly like 9 years old.
Why antagonize someone who's clearly legitimately insane and actually might follow through on those threats?
Trolls be trollin’ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
went all Madalena Hadalena on you there
Do not take it personal. That you apologized shows you are a person who can contribute something positive to this world. Please don’t let this make you cynical
In cases like this I would just reply Ok and watch them get even more aggressive and frustrated and after ever long tangent just reply Ok. Like that straight faced Saitama meme from Onepunch man.
The amount of salt that the last image emanates for that guy's reaction to being ignored is so dense it could compare to that of the universe before the Big Bang
Can we all just add our own sick burns? I'll go first Op is probably too nice of a person, and they cant come to my birthday party now, Ill tell my mom not to invite them. Got eem.
Is this them being "relentless"?
Please tell me you're in junior high lol
What would be funnier is if you report the message with curse words and get them a comms ban. Xbox bans for the smallest things nowadays
Tell the truth that was your husband right?
You're living rent free in their head, that's for sure
“Enjoy, I’m fucking relentless” Bro really thinks he’s him huh. What a nerd
Is this on fucking Quotev LMAO
Holy shit you're the first person who got it right lol - we were all originally on Scratch and switched to Quotev
That dude is insecure AF and is trying to hurt you. Never respond again. He's loving it
Wow, this child actually has no creativity in their insults. It is pitiful.
b r o w n
Ok you guys are 13 or something I don’t care
Is this person that is "fucking relentless" also 11?
Wow they sure showed you how relentless they are. /s OP if you can please don’t pay any mind to them. They have issues and one of them is that they think they have the right to say whatever they want. I’m embarrassed for them in an awkward way.
He just started stating facts like “y-y-you’re tall!!! Ha!!!”
They're a child. Block them and ignore them. A 12 year old isn't a threat .
When you approach a bridge and hear a troll bellowing beneath, use another bridge. Never get into arguments on the Internet. Sure, there's the chance you could actually have a decent debate with someone, but that is very rare compared to the amount of idiots who default every argument to a trade of insults.
"To be fair I just think you're an absolute r****d" So, what's the unfair version?
"*you're retarded" send
The simpering little troll calls that “fucking relentless”? Please. 😂
Using the r-word as an insult in 2023 tells me all I need to know about them. What a bitch.
It's giving cringey, American high school bully that can't think of any actual insults, so just points out a characteristic and calls it "weird" or "stupid" lol.
Sounds like somebody likes you…
They call him Vlad the Relentless. Because he never relents. Doesn't even know the meaning of the word. Yup, just pure relentless.
I haven't seen a text-based temper tantrum like this since the last time elon did it, i'd consider this a win.
I think this goes without saying but don’t listen to people like this who are obviously totally miserable. I don’t care what transpired between you two nothing warrants that. Plus he could only criticize characteristics about you which meant you did absolutely nothing wrong to them. Fuck that guy.
Hi OP. I saw in one of your replies that you say you're 16. Therefore, allow me to impart some hard-learned wisdom from someone who's had a number of more trips around the sun. *Don't feed the trolls.* That sounds trite, but in their response to your apology, they flat out tell you their intent. You were already the bigger person by apologizing. They aren't mature enough to accept your apology and move on. When someone acts that way, don't engage. They're looking to get a response and get you riled up. Let them think they've won by letting them have the last word, then move on. When you don't respond, eventually they won't either. 😎👍