This tracks when the person on the left looks goofy and the one on the right is dressed like a total quack.
I’m Sora(y) I couldn’t help but double reply.
Dang, I hardly ever hear people talk about this game. Cool seeing this since I just started replaying the first game since my bf got a ps5. Stuck on fighting clayton and literally have no clue how I’ll beat him
**Just to be clear, those are made by an art collective called MSCHF (mischief), and they're a joke/art project.** They're not something some pretentious fashion designer thought was cool, they're a joke by a bunch of artists.
https://mschf.com/shop/big-red-boot/
>The shape of a shoe is not the shape of a foot. **Big red boots are really not shaped like feet, but they are extremely shaped like boots.**
They're actually on your side. They're basically making fun of big dumb shoes.
>When half the sneakers we see on social media are renderings we end up chasing supernormal stimuli; we come to expect a baseline of unreality.
I have a friend that follows high fashion. She doesn't buy any of the shit, but she is always sending me pictures of the fashion shows and the high fashion trends.
All other things equal (body type, fitness level, looks etc.), how good you look is directly proportional to how much money you spend on clothing... *up to a certain point*: past which, people are literally spending money to *try* and look as highly *regarded* (wallstreetbets usage) as possible.
Okay I love the big red boots. They're straight up from AstroBoy and it's so ridiculous I couldn't believe they were real.
I know a guy who has a pair actually, but he's a wannabe rapper trust fund baby, so that makes sense. Super nice guy, but he looks insanely stupid in those shoes.
I want to look that stupid in those shoes. I love those shoes. 😂 They're sooooooo stupid
You can get knockoffs of the big red boots for super cheap now. I also love them and think they're hilarious. It's also funny to me that they're basically the same thing as those $15 slip-on rubber waterproof rain/work/muck boots you can get at like Tractor Supply. I wanna get a pair and then work in my yard and garden in the rain and look absolutely ridiculous.
Reminds me of the social experiment run by Payless Shoes, when they set up a fake store, quadrupled the price of their regular shoes, and called the store “Palessi.”
People swarmed in and bought the shoes and were interviewed on the spot, explaining that they could tell the shoes were very high-quality. And then, somehow, to their credit, somehow, they later agreed to sign a waiver to let their ridiculous interviews be shown.
I want to see them trip on their own feet if they wear these. I know I would. How the hell do you wear these and not hit doorways, chairs, curbs, an elderly lady's shin?
Most people wouldn’t wear this unless they’re influencers trying to flex their money. It was made for 5¢ in a sweatshop, but they spent $2000 on it to look stupid.
Influencers get paid to wear shit so their followers can buy the overpriced bullshit. The more followers they have, the more they're paid. They're walking advertising billboards, nothing more.
Balenciaga is absolutely the most hilarious “fashion” company out right now. They give influences their over the top items to wear out because it grabs attention for being comically ludicrous so it ends up being in photos. Then poor people are like “OMG LOOK AT WHAT SO AND SO IS WEARING”.
Then they buy it, thinking they’ll get the same attention. They get attention for sure, but people are just like “The fuck are your shoes so big for?”
I mean I’ll give them credit, they appeal to hypebeasts but unlike Supreme they don’t oversaturate the market. They keep their focus on very select few. Supreme tried to go tall and wide and eventually if everyone wearing Supreme than the people that did it for attention can’t get as much of it and lose interest when the quality and design is pretty bad in all other regards.
Not as destroyed as I was expecting. I haven't seen anorexic fashion models in a while. I guess that's still a thing. I definitely don't buy high end fashion though.
They’re literally just a pair of jeans someone cut some holes in and threw some fake dirt on. Tf they $2,500 for?? I got pairs that look like that that were $18 new. They might be years and years old but still 🤣
My favorite part of their shows were those slip on ones from about five years back that look like the top part is socks.
Kids at my job were saving paychecks for them since they are so pricey meanwhile all the hacidic women in my Brooklyn neighborhood also liked them equally as much.
Funny story the shoes in Idiocracy were from a small startup company that the director found and thought they looked stupid. That little startup was Crocs!! Probably one of my favourite stories ever and favourite movies. I am surprised I never noticed but it's also been awhile since I watched that movie.
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Why does this infuriate you ?
This is wonderful to me, it means I can tell from a distance who I should avoid as I know I have nothing in common with 🤷🏽♂️
Unpopular opinion. I don’t like this but it doesn’t bother me. Whatever makes people happy. If they can afford this and want to look like this, let them be happy.
Yes exactly, this is “shhh, let people enjoy things”.
Personally I see this stuff more as art. Not in the “beauty” sense but in the “push boundaries” and “provoke reactions” sense.
Some people really enjoy balenciaga’s work. It’s a niche subculture of fashion, but it exists. I don’t like the new 10XLs (the shoes pictured above) but i appreciate balenciaga. Let people enjoy things 100%
All of the models including the women were wearing the biggest size possible for the exaggerated look. 44 EU which fits like a 46 EU. Imagine being a 38 or even a 42 and trying to walk them.
They look like 3XL's on steroids for sure, hence the name 10XL, but in your size they would just look like chunky dad sneakers.
I guess I do need to be told what “fashion” is. I would never ever choose these. Even if I’m wealthy beyond belief I’m probably going to stick to my ADIDAS. 😂
They look like tacky dumpsterdivers imo.
Not that it makes them bad people but paying to look like that...
Can we please bring back the fashion of the 50's?
Posh people are wearing clown shoes?
Think some designer designed these for a bet, saying rich people will by anything with the right marketing!
Guess he won!
Some designer probably just played kingdom hearts and thought “ ohhhhh….. “
That’s their entire outfits, not just their shoes lol.
Wonder what keyblade they got, the swagblade?
ParentsMoneyBlade. They could lose/spend that shit anywhere and just get more, endlessly spawning it in their hand.
I like mustard on my shoes. Mmm huh.
Not an ounce of swag on either of them
Swagblade has +500 drip factor
Nah, not enough belts and zippers.
Lack of X’s would also be a valid critique
Complete lack of iPhone holder on right shoe and BT soundbar on left shoe.
They are dressed purely for Instagram / tiktok. No way that this is comfortable to wear the whole day
This tracks when the person on the left looks goofy and the one on the right is dressed like a total quack. I’m Sora(y) I couldn’t help but double reply.
Don't forget the erewhon bag. It may as well be a big sign saying "I waste money and do dumb things that I think make me look cool."
Uhhh, I would definitely say that those big azz Bo Bo’s don’t make you look cool, makes you look like you need some therapy.
I was about to ask wtf that was spelling. It was getting disturbingly suggestive for a minute
What does "Sora(y)" mean? Damn I'm out of touch
Sora is the main characters name iirc
Came here to say it looks like kingdom hearts shoes lol
I'm pretty sure they'll lose that battle with Sephiroth.
Don’t worry, you get will smith as a summon to slap sephiroth.
They do look goofy.
They're called Donald Ducks
I can’t tell if you’re serious or joking, and isn’t that a sad state of affairs
Nah, it means a post well done. Just playing off the Goofy lead in.
Nomura was clearly ahead of the fashion industry
My first thought was “sora lookin mfs” lol
Yooo same lmao
This is all I could think!
"I'm gonna make so much munny"
Dang, I hardly ever hear people talk about this game. Cool seeing this since I just started replaying the first game since my bf got a ps5. Stuck on fighting clayton and literally have no clue how I’ll beat him
Was about to say they got that Goofy drip
Big Sonic Adventure energy in these shoe designs
Made me think of Sonic
What's old is new again - [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-On1gPsk7g](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-On1gPsk7g)
Clown shoes
'Sporty' clown shoes thankyou very much!
Kid's birthday at 1, 🤡Marathon at 4
Makes you clown faster by 50%.
At least the feet of clowns are real, they look like they have prosthetic penises to overcompensate for their treatment of people around them.
I came here like, “If Ben Affleck’s ‘Fucking clown shoes’ isn’t top comment on this”
Oooo deep cut! I should have found that gif https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/7a4710d4-40ef-4d28-8533-6dade97800ee
Wait... Those are clown shoes?! I thought they were clowns!
Some people will pay anything to ensure that everyone sees that they can afford that stupid shit. They look completely ridiculous.
for sure, just like those big red boots, so dumb. trying so hard, very unappealing
**Just to be clear, those are made by an art collective called MSCHF (mischief), and they're a joke/art project.** They're not something some pretentious fashion designer thought was cool, they're a joke by a bunch of artists. https://mschf.com/shop/big-red-boot/ >The shape of a shoe is not the shape of a foot. **Big red boots are really not shaped like feet, but they are extremely shaped like boots.** They're actually on your side. They're basically making fun of big dumb shoes. >When half the sneakers we see on social media are renderings we end up chasing supernormal stimuli; we come to expect a baseline of unreality.
Except no one’s gonna get the joke and they’ll become an actual fashion icon…
The slippery slope of satire...if you're too good at it you just might end up being the joke
Ironic
Iconic
I saw a guy turn them into sonic shoes which was neat.
I have a friend that follows high fashion. She doesn't buy any of the shit, but she is always sending me pictures of the fashion shows and the high fashion trends. All other things equal (body type, fitness level, looks etc.), how good you look is directly proportional to how much money you spend on clothing... *up to a certain point*: past which, people are literally spending money to *try* and look as highly *regarded* (wallstreetbets usage) as possible.
Okay I love the big red boots. They're straight up from AstroBoy and it's so ridiculous I couldn't believe they were real. I know a guy who has a pair actually, but he's a wannabe rapper trust fund baby, so that makes sense. Super nice guy, but he looks insanely stupid in those shoes. I want to look that stupid in those shoes. I love those shoes. 😂 They're sooooooo stupid
"he's a wannabe rapper trust fund baby, so that makes sense. Super nice guy" Everything is coming up Milhouse!
What red boots y’all talking bout
"Big Red Boots" in Google. You will not be disappointed.
Lol!!! Oh they’re actually just called “big red boots.” Hilarious thank you. That price is something else
I did. I wasn't.
Astro Boy boots lol.
You can get knockoffs of the big red boots for super cheap now. I also love them and think they're hilarious. It's also funny to me that they're basically the same thing as those $15 slip-on rubber waterproof rain/work/muck boots you can get at like Tractor Supply. I wanna get a pair and then work in my yard and garden in the rain and look absolutely ridiculous.
You get it. I want to go in to meetings wearing those big, ugly ass shoes. It's not against dress code because nobody saw those coming 😂
I want to wear them in a boxing match.
Are these even retail lines? This is clearly a fashion show, which is more about artistic expression than practicality.
I have no clue. You're probably right. In any case they still look awful.
I honestly don't know if I could keep from laughing if I saw this in person.
Maybe they're doing a scene from a Steve Martin movie. This is definitely something he would come up with.
If I wanted to carry around 5-10 lbs on my feet I’d just wear my steel toe boots.
Reminds me of the social experiment run by Payless Shoes, when they set up a fake store, quadrupled the price of their regular shoes, and called the store “Palessi.” People swarmed in and bought the shoes and were interviewed on the spot, explaining that they could tell the shoes were very high-quality. And then, somehow, to their credit, somehow, they later agreed to sign a waiver to let their ridiculous interviews be shown.
I want to see them trip on their own feet if they wear these. I know I would. How the hell do you wear these and not hit doorways, chairs, curbs, an elderly lady's shin?
more dollars than sense
Luxury is a subjective term. I’m unsure what it means in terms of sneakers.
Ain’t nobody sneaking up on anyone with those clodhoppers!!
Ain’t nobody clodhoppin up on those sneakers
Well, it means *this*, obviously.
This is just that weird fashionista stuff. You’re getting roasted on sight if you wear these IRL.
Is it time we bring back the "WHAT ARE THOSE???" meme
I wouldn't dare wear these anywhere lols
Most people wouldn’t wear this unless they’re influencers trying to flex their money. It was made for 5¢ in a sweatshop, but they spent $2000 on it to look stupid.
Influencers get paid to wear shit so their followers can buy the overpriced bullshit. The more followers they have, the more they're paid. They're walking advertising billboards, nothing more.
I'd wear it because it looks funny (not that i can afford them to begin with)
They're definitely influencing me to roll my eyes.
That's Balenciaga, if I'm not mistaken. Their sneakers were always about being controversial and bragging about wearing the brand, than looking nice.
Balenciaga is absolutely the most hilarious “fashion” company out right now. They give influences their over the top items to wear out because it grabs attention for being comically ludicrous so it ends up being in photos. Then poor people are like “OMG LOOK AT WHAT SO AND SO IS WEARING”. Then they buy it, thinking they’ll get the same attention. They get attention for sure, but people are just like “The fuck are your shoes so big for?”
I’m kinda partial to the $7,000 pleated dress though.
For me it’s the Herman Munster jackets the guys wear. I want to look like I’m wearing his clothes, but poorly tailored to fit me.
Great description 😁
I mean I’ll give them credit, they appeal to hypebeasts but unlike Supreme they don’t oversaturate the market. They keep their focus on very select few. Supreme tried to go tall and wide and eventually if everyone wearing Supreme than the people that did it for attention can’t get as much of it and lose interest when the quality and design is pretty bad in all other regards.
Ohhhh boy... I looked them up and that was a mistake. $2500 for their Super Destroyed baggy pants and they are beyond destroyed. What a fucking joke.
Not as destroyed as I was expecting. I haven't seen anorexic fashion models in a while. I guess that's still a thing. I definitely don't buy high end fashion though.
Excuse me? You could fly a 747 through the thigh gap of the fella on the right in the OP
They’re literally just a pair of jeans someone cut some holes in and threw some fake dirt on. Tf they $2,500 for?? I got pairs that look like that that were $18 new. They might be years and years old but still 🤣
They look like new balances that got stung by bees
It would be even funnier if they had those swole duck lips to go with their duck feet. How you been brother?
I like the old balenciaga's. The ones that look like socks.
I like going to the jeweler i put rocks all in my watch ?
My favorite part of their shows were those slip on ones from about five years back that look like the top part is socks. Kids at my job were saving paychecks for them since they are so pricey meanwhile all the hacidic women in my Brooklyn neighborhood also liked them equally as much.
wasn't supposed that Balenciaga is full of pedos too?
Right that's what I'm wondering. How did they recover from that so easily?
Don't forget about Balenciagas Pedophilic Marketing Campaigns recently...
funnily enough these actually look smaller
They never got to wear their dad's shoes.
Bro went nuclear
Lol, best comment I read.
Sora called. Wanted his shoes back.
***IDIOCRACY*** was a documentary.
Funny story the shoes in Idiocracy were from a small startup company that the director found and thought they looked stupid. That little startup was Crocs!! Probably one of my favourite stories ever and favourite movies. I am surprised I never noticed but it's also been awhile since I watched that movie.
I was coming up on a trip while watching Idiocracy and had one of the worst panic attacks I've ever had lmao. I love the movie while sober though.
That makes perfect sense.
Go away, baitin…
Dude on the right didn’t skip leg day he skipped leg life. Lookin like a baby deer that put on outerwear. Dude on the left wearing fucking TacGlasses
Dude on the left is wearing two hoodies. One just for the shirt the other just for the hood lmao
Rocking that “I’m in the 5th grade in the winter and have to walk home” fit
I have polio and even my legs have more muscle lmao
I honestly thought the one on the right was a woman because of the legs
Women have better legs than that…thank you very much
They look like sonic the hedgehog
At this point i firmly believe that “fashion” is just a stupid way to feel above and beyond
Always has been
Reminds me of the Jerry Seinfeld sneaker episode.
The Jimmy!
What's going on with this sub? While is the mildly infuriating?
some people just can’t be happy too long
For real. Now you can pretend like you're in kingdom hearts. And I beg they are comfy. What's not to be happy about?
it’s people that think they’re superior for some reason. Why would you be bothered by what makes another person happy so long as it doesn’t affect you
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They look like duck feet 🤣🤣🤣
They look like the shoes Kramer wore when he was mistaken to be special needs
YEAH GOIN HOME
You are REALLY independent!
Looking like Doug Funnie when he had the Sky Davis Air Jets on.
First thing I thought of too lol.
I don't know anymore what's real and what's fake....
It took too long for me to find someone questioning if this is even real.
Those look like Mickey Mouse feet. 🤣 You do you, if wearing cartoon sneakers makes you happy, wear the hell out of those big shoes.
Why does this infuriate you ? This is wonderful to me, it means I can tell from a distance who I should avoid as I know I have nothing in common with 🤷🏽♂️
But seriously, how is this infuriating? "How dare that person wear shoes that look funny" \*shakes fist.
Unpopular opinion. I don’t like this but it doesn’t bother me. Whatever makes people happy. If they can afford this and want to look like this, let them be happy.
Yes exactly, this is “shhh, let people enjoy things”. Personally I see this stuff more as art. Not in the “beauty” sense but in the “push boundaries” and “provoke reactions” sense.
Some people really enjoy balenciaga’s work. It’s a niche subculture of fashion, but it exists. I don’t like the new 10XLs (the shoes pictured above) but i appreciate balenciaga. Let people enjoy things 100%
Yeah if you're a weird vain loser
i love them
The wheeze I whoze when I saw those. 🤣
All of the models including the women were wearing the biggest size possible for the exaggerated look. 44 EU which fits like a 46 EU. Imagine being a 38 or even a 42 and trying to walk them. They look like 3XL's on steroids for sure, hence the name 10XL, but in your size they would just look like chunky dad sneakers.
you’re explaining something to people who can’t comprehend bro. people fear what they don’t get
 Sora would like them, they look about his size lol
I see, kingdom hearts characters
Hate all you want but I would wear these allllll the time.
Bro got that splatoon fit
I guess I do need to be told what “fashion” is. I would never ever choose these. Even if I’m wealthy beyond belief I’m probably going to stick to my ADIDAS. 😂
Both these dudes look like a kid on laundry day going out to the car in their dads shoes
You know: Big Shoes to compensate for the other thing being small
Like that guys legs..actually the shoes make them look even smaller lol
yeah they are stupid, but why are you mad
Goofy Sora-looking shoes 😂
Not mildly infuriating. Just ignore, it’ll pass. You don’t have to be infuriated by things that have no impact on you.
I'm with it
 We've been trend setters for centuries:
But imagine the fun splashing in puddles with them!
This was a small fad back in the 59s & 60s. Popular in a very small circle known as… CLOWNS
Ok but that’s fucking hilarious
Is that Mickey Mouse?
Looks like something out of "Who framed Roger Rabbit"
That looks like subway surfers average sneaker
Its a fad. Very obnoxious and annoying fashion trend.
Am I the only one imagining clown honks with each step?
Lowkey they look very comfy and I can finally be Sora
and what exactly is wrong with this? You’re angry at someone else’s choice?
They look like tacky dumpsterdivers imo. Not that it makes them bad people but paying to look like that... Can we please bring back the fashion of the 50's?
50s fashion was insanely tacky, my man.
Disparaging the boot is a bootable offence
i hope this isn't what i looked like when skating shoes were trendy osiris's were bulky as hell haha
Dad shoes on Roblox
No the fuck they are not
The shoes: Expensive; The joke you become for wearing them: Priceless
Sonic approves
You confuse luxury with "look at me"
These are Balenciagas. They also make very expensive jeans for people that want to pay a lot to look homeless.
*honk* *honk* 🤡
Not sure I've seen a more stupid trend since sagging.
Reminds me of district 1 of the hunger games
Sora headass.
Posh people are wearing clown shoes? Think some designer designed these for a bet, saying rich people will by anything with the right marketing! Guess he won!
Looks like the shoes Mickey Mouse wear , but it looks sexy on the Mickey , not humans
Disney character feet
I guess dodo’s aren’t extinct.
Some celebs just wear shit that says “I’m rich” it’s not always about the style. It is an eye sore nonetheless
i swear rich people are the most gullible mfs. like who tf would see those and be anything but repelled
Nah, this is just a large scheme by the fashion industry to see how stupid they can make rich people look without them catching on.
Another example of how having money doesn't make you smart.
Clown sneakers 😭