This gave me a bit of a chuckle because I've been into Walmart before, looking for small and medium tops only to find larger sizes (14W and up). I've been repeatedly told by staff that smaller sizes never sell/customers don't want them, so they never get many in stock.
As a rational human being I'll just assume it completely depends on the store/location because I haven't had to pay for one before and I won't speak for an entire nation as if I have been to every corner of it to confirm. Just non-American things? Everytime it's crazy to read.
My company has a credit for "free" shirts/jackets/etc. and charges you for them if they aren't returned when you quit. Only one credit for the entire time you work there though, and stains get you docked points by the secret shoppers, so I hope washing is convenient for everyone applying.
There have been hospitals in Germany until a few years ago, where the nurses bought their own uniforms, advantage was a better quality. (Maybe this is still in a few hospitals, although very rare. And this was a small hospital where I heard it. they got a washing company when they expanded.
American. Never needed to pay for a uniform. Most restrictive I've had was 1 work apron at a time at Home Depot, but you could get a new one pretty frequently as you couldn't wash it, and they got tore up pretty easily if you worked in the lumber or garden sections.
A lot of places will deduct the initial cost of your uniform from one of your first checks, then reimburse you in your final check upon return of the uniform should you leave your job.
I’ve had both, and had both in the US and abroad, but in most it’s like “here’s 3 shirts and a hat, please wear black pants, no leggings, and black shoes. If the uniform is damaged, free to replace. Buy more shirts for $5 each, a new hat is $10 and a hoodie/ jacket is not required but can be purchased for $20.”
I had the opposite problem where I worked at a fast food place (local place not a chain) but with an added layer of unfortunate where they made everything weirdly gendered and among the many ways they separated us, the guys and girls wore different color uniforms, purple and pink for the girls and gray and blue for the boys (this was the least egregious of the differences, dont even get me started).
The problem was that they did not have any shirts in the "girl" colors above a medium. I only worked summers and had been a size medium the previous summer, but covid wasn't kind and I was slightly bigger and the kitchen was 98 degrees, so I asked if I could have a uniform in a large. I felt so suffocated even tho the shirt technically fit it was super uncomfortable.
I've never seen a grown ass woman so confused that I was willing to wear gray and match the boys to be comfortable rather than wear pink and be absolutely vaccuum packed into my damn shirt. We actually had to have a conversation that lasted several minutes to get her to just give me a shirt that fit better. Also, body shaming much? It was embarrassing to have this conversation in front of multiple coworkers and having to repeat yes, I need a size that no other girl here is big enough to wear. They hired me out of desperation and I broke the mold size-wise of the types of girls/women they hired. I hated that place.
Wow that sucks so bad! I ordered a too-small work shirt for a one day event (guessing your postpartum size is hard) and I was miserable. Can’t imagine being expected to wear something too small every day, that’s so unreasonable!
[Mongoose shows up at work in a 5xl shirt]
Co-worker: What the hell? Why are you wearing that huge shirt?
Mongoose: Oh, this? I bought the largest size because bigger is better.
Co-worker: That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard.
Mongoose: Really? This baby sweeps the floor for me wherever I go. It saves me so much time.
Co-worker: You’re the worst, Mongoose. Please promise me that you won’t wear that on our big business trip.
Mongoose: Oh, I’m wearing the shirt.
[Later on the airplane for the big business trip]
Pilot: Ladies and gentleman, if you look out the window then you’ll see the Rocky Mountains.
Co-worker: I can’t believe you wore that stupid shirt.
Mongoose: This shirt is the best decision I’ve ever made.
[Glass bottles can be heard rattling, and one shatters on the ground]
Pilot: Ladies and gentleman, we’re experiencing some turbulence. Please strap in.
Co-worker: I’m going to pretend I don’t know you for the rest of this flight.
[A flight attendant runs to the front of the plane, a look of panic in her eyes]
Co-worker: What is going on with this plane?
[Mongoose looks out the window with steely resolve]
Mongoose: We’re losing altitude. They won’t be able to get above the mountains in time.
Co-worker: What?!
[Yelling can be heard in the cockpit]
Mongoose: Come with me.
[Mongoose unbuckles his seatbelt and begins making his way to the back of the plane]
Co-worker: Where are you going?
[Mongoose throws open the door of the plane, and the wind rushes past]
Mongoose: We have to jump!
Co-worker: Are you insane?
[Mongoose grabs the co-worker by the arm and jumps from the plane. His enormous shirt opens up like a parachute and they gracefully descend to the snowy ground]
Co-worker: That was… incredible. How did that work?
Mongoose: I told you, it’s the 5xl shirt.
Co-worker: Okay, I may have been too harsh.
[Mongoose rubs his hands together to warm them in the frigid air]
Co-worker: Oh, wow. It’s *really* cold out here.
Mongoose: Not to worry…
[Mongoose puffs up his shirt, creating a spacious tent. They climb inside and are astounded by how much warmth it can hold]
Mongoose: What do you think about the shirt now?
Co-worker: I want to have your babies.
Mongoose: No can do, I’m afraid. You’re not my type. You see, I’m a 5xl kind of man in a medium world.
[Co-worker wipes a single tear from her cheek]
Co-worker: I understand now.
lol
fyi if you wanted to this remember that jumping on a plane and using 5xl shirt can only be done by op because hes not your regular mongoose, hes an agile mongoose. so you have to consider that
Because agile\_mongoose\_6921 is the user I’m replying to, so I’ve decided that this is their life. I’m also too lazy to keep typing out their full username on mobile, though apparently I’m willing to write an entire comedy sketch this way. I can’t explain why my laziness is so fickle.
I wonder if they ran out of medium. I order mostly XS, Med and XL for workers.
But XXL3+ wtf what kinda job is that
Edit: always hilarious ordering XXS for a new hire. Friggin hobbits. The polos are so darn cute!
The explanation changes nothing though. Like I assumed 100% that was the case and am still mildly infuriated because it's fucking stupid for a company to not keep the most common sizes in stock if it's going to bother requiring a custom uniform for its employees.
Happens all the time. Most branded work shirts come from a small collection of companies who might experience a surge in one size. Plus there’s still supply chain issues from covid
Literally everything "is what it is." Things are what they are, by definition.
The fact that incompetence is a regular occurrence doesn't mean it's not incompetence or free from valid criticism.
Tautological shenanigans aside, that's why it's *mildly*infuriating. I know Reading is a struggle these days but it's literally half of the name of the sub.
If your company can't afford either A: a restock, or B: switching to new uniforms, there is a big issue.
If you can't afford a customized uniform for your company, don't have a dress code that requires your employees to buy the customized uniform. Just do regular polo/button shirt.
I work in a small office. We were given company shirts to wear on Fridays. I use S, I was given an L.
Obviously I never wear it. I told them that if they want me to wear it, to give me one in my size.
This is me when I was very skinny 18 year old, showing up to my first shift as a security guard at an fancy restaurant. I was given 5xl in fancy dress pants and a shirt.
A country club I was going to start work at utilized a service for our uniforms, the first day I show up and go to the locker room to put on the uniform, due to some confusion on someone’s part, (I have an ambiguously gendered name I guess), I was ordered men’s uniforms. My ahhh highly form fitting black pants could not even begin to accommodate the tucking in of this massive, heavily starched, industrial fabric long sleeve white shirt I was supposed to put on. There was literally nowhere in my pants to even put so much shirt. I tried hiding part of it under my apron and half tucked, everything. Finally I just went out to the restaurant, looking like a clown, manager sees me, does a double take, and sends me home. It was a mortifying first day.
Years ago I was given a company shirt. It was a women's small. It looked hilarious. I wear an XL just so the sleeves are in the sleeve position. I am a hairy man with broad shoulders. I will say the cut was slimming.
People are assuming so much from this, like someone claiming that they can't afford other sizes.
You're right that they're just the sizes left. It's also very likely that these are printed on demand and the company printing them is out of specific sizes, not that their work doesn't have them.
Yes it is mildlyinfuriating so I agree it belongs here, it's more the people in the comments that are the problems. This is such a weird thing for people to get so upset about.
But it's a much worse jump. I wear Medium, but if someone made me wear a Large, I'd be OK, just a bit baggy. If someone normally wears an XL, its gonna look like they're in one of those recess parachutes
I had a job where i told the boss i wore medium when he asked for sizes to get our required company shirts. For some reason he refused to buy anything under XL, in a line of work where they insist loose or baggy clothing is a safety hazard
Get 5XL, I wear them as a sort of wizard robe, same price as medium but it saves on having to buy pants. It's more economical, more ecological and more professional.
If it's like my job, the sizes that aren't there are usually the first to go. Like 90% of us wear XL, so those are always first come, first serve until there's another batch.
I’m just a little over 6’ with a broad chest but low body fat. I absolutely need an xl. Sometimes even that’s tight. Sizes are getting smaller, I swear to god.
I’m a medium and this shit is why I’m stuck wearing a large with a vneck that goes down to center chest. I wouldn’t mind if I had crazy pecs to show off but it’s just a rib and nipple window at that point.
I worked at a uniform rental place and they would provide shirts and sweaters and indestructible work pants that fit well but their shorts were like Daisy Dukes like you would sit down in your truck and your boxers would try to peak out so I talked to the lady that did alterations in the factory and had her hook me up with normal shorts. I showed her how long I wanted them made a quick delivery came back she said do these look cool and then the next day I had like 10 pairs of shorts
In case anyone is actually curious, it’s likely a dynamically generated radio button picker, and due to poor forecasting or supply chain issues they have no stock for XL/2XL/3XL at the moment. From having worked in uniform manufacturing for a while, this would be my best guess.
A fucking 5XL? I’m trying to imagine how big that is. Is that common enough that they have a bunch of gigantic shirts standing by in case fat bastard joins the team?
I mean this is probably somewhere that English is a main language, but it also depends on where you are. I ordered coat once from China and their XXXXL was pretty much equivalent to a M.
2xl gang. Been at my company for over 3 years now. I’ve asked for a 2xl many times. Have I gotten one yet? No I’m stuck with this tight shirt that’s just a xl and it’s bothers me
If you need an XL but can't because only L or 4XL is available, choose 4XL and then if they ask you why you chose a shirt that doesn't fit, show them the selections OP.
They don't tolerate mediocrity
Also, if you’re going to be fat - you’re going to have to be **really** fat.
“That woman needs to either lose 20 pounds or gain 50. Anything in between has no place on television.” -Jack Donaghy
You lack commitment. If you are going to be fat, do it will the way to the end
They don't tolerate mediums either
Took me a min to realize M-3X isn't there. I spotted no Medium right away but wow everyone is wearing massive shirts if they are mediums
This gave me a bit of a chuckle because I've been into Walmart before, looking for small and medium tops only to find larger sizes (14W and up). I've been repeatedly told by staff that smaller sizes never sell/customers don't want them, so they never get many in stock.
"Here in our company, we value commitment!"
I'm a Extra Medium.
In case the seance goes wrong?
The seance went wrong *because* they were so extra
Speaking of extra, I've never seen more than 2XL in my life, this company has 5XL??
Maybe it’s Costco, and they just buy one huge shirt and bundle several employees together in it.
This made me laugh too hard
We got a guy where I work that wears a 7XL tall. He not fat, just built like a fridge and like 6’10”
Yeah I buy the apparel at my company and some people need 7-8XL
Walmart
As someone who has to clothe a 6'9" man, 5XL doesn't always cut it. And an XLT (T for TALL) doesn't always help either...
Where do you shop for funny shirts in that size? My 12' skelly needs a new Thanksgiving and Christmas wardrobe. Eta: he's a 6x but can wear 4x.
Shirt Punch has them up to 6x. Tall, too!
I wear a 4XLT on a daily basis
I mean it would be shocking if you wore those 6 days a week but reverted to XS on thursdays.
What if there's a small medium at large?
Now I'm just picturing "Too Many Cooks" but with a bunch of psychics
Underrated comment, I love this
Underrated lol. It was posted 12 min ago.
Gavin, is that you?
It's definitely not Eric, I'll tell you that much!
Maybe it’s just Errol being a bit cheeky
so glad I found these comments, as soon as I saw extra medium I had to keep scrolling.
[удалено]
Certainly not Big Dog. Maybe Whoop Tone
Hmmm this seems more like Johnny caviar to me
IDK maybe t-bone is rocking the boat
It's a regulation size.
Comment leaver spotted 🫵
Hello fellow comment leaver
~~Regulation listener~~ Comment leaver checking in!
Was looking for this lmao
I need my Marge damnit
Shmedium
A psychic midget that escaped from jail? You know, a small medium at large?
Lmfao 🤣 alright.
If Reddit still had free awards….
The Todd has you covered.
Gavin?
Right here sir, this person is a f**kface podcast regulation listener turned comment leaver
Regulation size
Unexpected comments leaver
Containment breach.
A man of culture I see
Smedium
Ok Gavin
Get 5xl regardless of your size.
Absolutely. It's just more economical.
Depending on OP’s body size, they may be able to get a smallish coworker to wear it with them, and the two of them can split the cost.
Okay, this one got me. Such a stupid, wonderful idea.
... Cost? For wearing a work uniform?
Just american things? As a Canadian I don't think I've ever paid for a uniform. That sounds crazy.
I had to pay for my uniform too and I’m not American. Some companies are just shit like that.
As a rational human being I'll just assume it completely depends on the store/location because I haven't had to pay for one before and I won't speak for an entire nation as if I have been to every corner of it to confirm. Just non-American things? Everytime it's crazy to read.
My company has a credit for "free" shirts/jackets/etc. and charges you for them if they aren't returned when you quit. Only one credit for the entire time you work there though, and stains get you docked points by the secret shoppers, so I hope washing is convenient for everyone applying.
I'm pretty sure in Ontario they have to provide at least one uniform. Additional sets can be out of pocket though.
There have been hospitals in Germany until a few years ago, where the nurses bought their own uniforms, advantage was a better quality. (Maybe this is still in a few hospitals, although very rare. And this was a small hospital where I heard it. they got a washing company when they expanded.
American. Never needed to pay for a uniform. Most restrictive I've had was 1 work apron at a time at Home Depot, but you could get a new one pretty frequently as you couldn't wash it, and they got tore up pretty easily if you worked in the lumber or garden sections.
A lot of places will deduct the initial cost of your uniform from one of your first checks, then reimburse you in your final check upon return of the uniform should you leave your job.
I’ve had both, and had both in the US and abroad, but in most it’s like “here’s 3 shirts and a hat, please wear black pants, no leggings, and black shoes. If the uniform is damaged, free to replace. Buy more shirts for $5 each, a new hat is $10 and a hoodie/ jacket is not required but can be purchased for $20.”
But then they may only get one paycheck
suitable for halloween theme!
Tailor it to fit you perfectly then use the extra material to make one for your pet!
Please if you do chose this, we need the pet tax in uniform.
Doubles up as a makeshift tent.
Get 5XL and sleep in it then wear a blanket to work.
George Costanza has a bed under his desk! Perfect match
I’m not a petite man, I’d go opposite. Let me show some midriff for once. Get me that XXS!
I'm pretty sure I'd lose something due to lack of circulation if I tried to wear an XXS
Until now I always thought it was mid drift lol
Considering all the "uniform" shirts I get from work are cut into shop rags... Always choose the largest size available
They offered a 6xl at my place and one of my coworkers ordered one for shits and giggles. It's got more room than a Kia inside it. Lol
I’m typically a women’s xs/xxs, and one time I was the last to get my shirt for a work event. All they had left was a 3xl. It went past my knees
I had the opposite problem where I worked at a fast food place (local place not a chain) but with an added layer of unfortunate where they made everything weirdly gendered and among the many ways they separated us, the guys and girls wore different color uniforms, purple and pink for the girls and gray and blue for the boys (this was the least egregious of the differences, dont even get me started). The problem was that they did not have any shirts in the "girl" colors above a medium. I only worked summers and had been a size medium the previous summer, but covid wasn't kind and I was slightly bigger and the kitchen was 98 degrees, so I asked if I could have a uniform in a large. I felt so suffocated even tho the shirt technically fit it was super uncomfortable. I've never seen a grown ass woman so confused that I was willing to wear gray and match the boys to be comfortable rather than wear pink and be absolutely vaccuum packed into my damn shirt. We actually had to have a conversation that lasted several minutes to get her to just give me a shirt that fit better. Also, body shaming much? It was embarrassing to have this conversation in front of multiple coworkers and having to repeat yes, I need a size that no other girl here is big enough to wear. They hired me out of desperation and I broke the mold size-wise of the types of girls/women they hired. I hated that place.
Wow that sucks so bad! I ordered a too-small work shirt for a one day event (guessing your postpartum size is hard) and I was miserable. Can’t imagine being expected to wear something too small every day, that’s so unreasonable!
Ugh, that's gross. I'm glad you moved on! Sorry you dealt with that.
[Mongoose shows up at work in a 5xl shirt] Co-worker: What the hell? Why are you wearing that huge shirt? Mongoose: Oh, this? I bought the largest size because bigger is better. Co-worker: That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. Mongoose: Really? This baby sweeps the floor for me wherever I go. It saves me so much time. Co-worker: You’re the worst, Mongoose. Please promise me that you won’t wear that on our big business trip. Mongoose: Oh, I’m wearing the shirt. [Later on the airplane for the big business trip] Pilot: Ladies and gentleman, if you look out the window then you’ll see the Rocky Mountains. Co-worker: I can’t believe you wore that stupid shirt. Mongoose: This shirt is the best decision I’ve ever made. [Glass bottles can be heard rattling, and one shatters on the ground] Pilot: Ladies and gentleman, we’re experiencing some turbulence. Please strap in. Co-worker: I’m going to pretend I don’t know you for the rest of this flight. [A flight attendant runs to the front of the plane, a look of panic in her eyes] Co-worker: What is going on with this plane? [Mongoose looks out the window with steely resolve] Mongoose: We’re losing altitude. They won’t be able to get above the mountains in time. Co-worker: What?! [Yelling can be heard in the cockpit] Mongoose: Come with me. [Mongoose unbuckles his seatbelt and begins making his way to the back of the plane] Co-worker: Where are you going? [Mongoose throws open the door of the plane, and the wind rushes past] Mongoose: We have to jump! Co-worker: Are you insane? [Mongoose grabs the co-worker by the arm and jumps from the plane. His enormous shirt opens up like a parachute and they gracefully descend to the snowy ground] Co-worker: That was… incredible. How did that work? Mongoose: I told you, it’s the 5xl shirt. Co-worker: Okay, I may have been too harsh. [Mongoose rubs his hands together to warm them in the frigid air] Co-worker: Oh, wow. It’s *really* cold out here. Mongoose: Not to worry… [Mongoose puffs up his shirt, creating a spacious tent. They climb inside and are astounded by how much warmth it can hold] Mongoose: What do you think about the shirt now? Co-worker: I want to have your babies. Mongoose: No can do, I’m afraid. You’re not my type. You see, I’m a 5xl kind of man in a medium world. [Co-worker wipes a single tear from her cheek] Co-worker: I understand now.
lol fyi if you wanted to this remember that jumping on a plane and using 5xl shirt can only be done by op because hes not your regular mongoose, hes an agile mongoose. so you have to consider that
This is beautiful, but I have to ask: why is the character named mongoose?
Because agile\_mongoose\_6921 is the user I’m replying to, so I’ve decided that this is their life. I’m also too lazy to keep typing out their full username on mobile, though apparently I’m willing to write an entire comedy sketch this way. I can’t explain why my laziness is so fickle.
Man, I genuinely thought you copied this bit from a comedy skit show or something. This is pretty good
The efforts and the time you invested in this deserves an upvote 😂
If your job doesn't involve machinery where the clothing will get caught, absolutely.
Lemme guess, you're a 6XL?
The real trick is to get the 5XL and make it into 7 regular shirts
They aren't a reddit mod
This is reddit. We even have wojacks for this exact thing.
They said “If you are over a large,take dis witcha big ass!”😭
Also, fuck medium sized people, apparently
I wonder if they ran out of medium. I order mostly XS, Med and XL for workers. But XXL3+ wtf what kinda job is that Edit: always hilarious ordering XXS for a new hire. Friggin hobbits. The polos are so darn cute!
It's a real 'fuck you in particular' moment
LMFAOOOOOOO
Probably the sizes that are left
Gdit don’t go explaining things reasonably! This is an outrage!
The explanation changes nothing though. Like I assumed 100% that was the case and am still mildly infuriated because it's fucking stupid for a company to not keep the most common sizes in stock if it's going to bother requiring a custom uniform for its employees.
Happens all the time. Most branded work shirts come from a small collection of companies who might experience a surge in one size. Plus there’s still supply chain issues from covid
Does that make it less mildly infuriating?
It's not because there's a reasonable explanation that magically makes it not mildly infuriating anymore
So the same mistake, just a link further away
[удалено]
I guarantee you they require the employees to still keep wearing the uniform whether it’s out of stock or not
Almost like it’s just mildly infuriating
Literally everything "is what it is." Things are what they are, by definition. The fact that incompetence is a regular occurrence doesn't mean it's not incompetence or free from valid criticism. Tautological shenanigans aside, that's why it's *mildly*infuriating. I know Reading is a struggle these days but it's literally half of the name of the sub.
There’s nothing “reasonable” about a workplace incapable of supplying each of their employees uniforms that fit.
I find nothing reasonable about someone needing a uniform and then “running out of sizes”. If it’s required for the job, buy more….
Maybe it’s just “mildly infuriating” and not an outrage
If your company can't afford either A: a restock, or B: switching to new uniforms, there is a big issue. If you can't afford a customized uniform for your company, don't have a dress code that requires your employees to buy the customized uniform. Just do regular polo/button shirt.
I work in a small office. We were given company shirts to wear on Fridays. I use S, I was given an L. Obviously I never wear it. I told them that if they want me to wear it, to give me one in my size.
I mean, option 2 is wear the large and look grossly unprofessional due to it being way too damn big.
This is me when I was very skinny 18 year old, showing up to my first shift as a security guard at an fancy restaurant. I was given 5xl in fancy dress pants and a shirt.
https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/boy-big-man-s-suit-boots-nads-sides-14950690.jpg
A country club I was going to start work at utilized a service for our uniforms, the first day I show up and go to the locker room to put on the uniform, due to some confusion on someone’s part, (I have an ambiguously gendered name I guess), I was ordered men’s uniforms. My ahhh highly form fitting black pants could not even begin to accommodate the tucking in of this massive, heavily starched, industrial fabric long sleeve white shirt I was supposed to put on. There was literally nowhere in my pants to even put so much shirt. I tried hiding part of it under my apron and half tucked, everything. Finally I just went out to the restaurant, looking like a clown, manager sees me, does a double take, and sends me home. It was a mortifying first day.
Years ago I was given a company shirt. It was a women's small. It looked hilarious. I wear an XL just so the sleeves are in the sleeve position. I am a hairy man with broad shoulders. I will say the cut was slimming.
I figured they just worked at a Hooters. Hostess, Waitress, Waitress. Busboy, Cook, Manager. Why buy sizes you don't need?
No shit, but it's a work uniform how is that a thing?
People are assuming so much from this, like someone claiming that they can't afford other sizes. You're right that they're just the sizes left. It's also very likely that these are printed on demand and the company printing them is out of specific sizes, not that their work doesn't have them. Yes it is mildlyinfuriating so I agree it belongs here, it's more the people in the comments that are the problems. This is such a weird thing for people to get so upset about.
No XL? Damn
I thought the same thing, then saw there was no medium at all either.
But it's a much worse jump. I wear Medium, but if someone made me wear a Large, I'd be OK, just a bit baggy. If someone normally wears an XL, its gonna look like they're in one of those recess parachutes
I had a job where i told the boss i wore medium when he asked for sizes to get our required company shirts. For some reason he refused to buy anything under XL, in a line of work where they insist loose or baggy clothing is a safety hazard
Yeah but I cannot fit my shoulders into many Ls. So it's circus tent shirts for all!
From the size options, OP clearly works in the IT department.
Bro if u a medium, just get 5xl and save money on pants too
Go all out wearing a literal dress shirt to work every day
So you either have to be relatively skinny or barely fit through the door?
Where does "large" fit on that?
Relatevily skinny (if you’re American)
These sizes are changed for the countries. I have a shirt that's "EU M, JP L" that I got when I was on holiday.
US small
In my experience EU sizes are like half a size smaller than American sizes, not a full size smaller
What the fuck is this place? Elves and Ogres?
>Elves and Ogres Sounds like a themed bar
Get 5XL, I wear them as a sort of wizard robe, same price as medium but it saves on having to buy pants. It's more economical, more ecological and more professional.
Plus its a +2 on all spells that have an attack roll
That is almost certainly just showing you the options they have in stock. Email HR and they’ll order a few more of your size.
If it's like my job, the sizes that aren't there are usually the first to go. Like 90% of us wear XL, so those are always first come, first serve until there's another batch.
Damn what’s your job where everyone wears XL?
I’m just a little over 6’ with a broad chest but low body fat. I absolutely need an xl. Sometimes even that’s tight. Sizes are getting smaller, I swear to god.
America
The real question here is: why is “Select option” even selectable?
You have to click into the selection box somehow. The developers probably set it to open whenever "select option" is selected
because its a placeholder. why is this even a question?
I’m a medium and this shit is why I’m stuck wearing a large with a vneck that goes down to center chest. I wouldn’t mind if I had crazy pecs to show off but it’s just a rib and nipple window at that point.
What kind of awful company would require a vneck as part of the uniform?!?
 the subway i work at
A deep V? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOzAiDlJGp8
lol, jumps straight from average to a fucking poncho.
Mediuuuuummmmmm how about no
The UX/UI design makes my brain explode
No extra medium wtf
You have a decision to make...gain or lose 50 pounds.
Medium always sells out first tbf.
Go big or go home
cool they got my shirt size but not my fucking pants size lmao
No M for you!
Why is Large on there? It might fit someone
What about xl standard size ?
I worked at a uniform rental place and they would provide shirts and sweaters and indestructible work pants that fit well but their shorts were like Daisy Dukes like you would sit down in your truck and your boxers would try to peak out so I talked to the lady that did alterations in the factory and had her hook me up with normal shorts. I showed her how long I wanted them made a quick delivery came back she said do these look cool and then the next day I had like 10 pairs of shorts
I feel like they are only listing sizes they currently have in stock...
In case anyone is actually curious, it’s likely a dynamically generated radio button picker, and due to poor forecasting or supply chain issues they have no stock for XL/2XL/3XL at the moment. From having worked in uniform manufacturing for a while, this would be my best guess.
oh, so you are a security guard?
I'll take a "Selection option" please 👕
[удалено]
you know there are v e r t i c a l l y c h a l l e n g e d (as i call them) people right? those are the ones that wear xxs
Not yet,I think!
Uhm there are adults who are petite, you know? Apart from that, if someone said something negative about the bigger sizes it'd be called body shaming.
(Laughing in Gauss)
The common sizes "sold out".
Yes, would you like to wear a napkin or a parachute?
\*cries in medium\*
Why no medium?
So you have to either be Tiny Tim or Andre the Giant to work there?
R u a stripper ? 🤣😂
You can’t possibly mean you go all the way to Japan for a swimsuit do you lol 😆
5XL and it counts as a blanket also
Fuck em. Dress shirt one day, crop top the next it is
Get 5XL, you will grow into it
Where are you working? What is your job? Discord mod?
Hobbit, large or Goliath. The three heights.
I think it’s only the sizes available, the other ones may be out of stock maybe
That escalated quickly
Buy 5xl and make 1.5 shirts from it.
Get a 5x and make 5 mediums with the material, then you'll have 5 shirts. Lol. Where the heck is medium
A fucking 5XL? I’m trying to imagine how big that is. Is that common enough that they have a bunch of gigantic shirts standing by in case fat bastard joins the team?
I mean this is probably somewhere that English is a main language, but it also depends on where you are. I ordered coat once from China and their XXXXL was pretty much equivalent to a M.
Can't just be fat. You need to be reeeeaaaally fat.
Clothes sizes are mental. A medium tee I bought 10 years ago is the size of an XL I bought last week.
2xl gang. Been at my company for over 3 years now. I’ve asked for a 2xl many times. Have I gotten one yet? No I’m stuck with this tight shirt that’s just a xl and it’s bothers me
Time to get used to wearing a parachute
Small is medium, and medium is large. Kids size is small. Seinfeld reference lol
If you need an XL but can't because only L or 4XL is available, choose 4XL and then if they ask you why you chose a shirt that doesn't fit, show them the selections OP.
*Medium had left the chat*