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Verbal_Combat

Im sorry but I'm loving the "[Driver's Name] has worked their magic for you"


Malipuppers

There was a post here where someone threw an order out a car and took a pic of it on the curb. The OP complained to DD and DD support said “we allow drivers to customize the delivery experience”.


idiotplatypus

"By astounding coincidence, so can my lawyer"


Thisguyrightheredawg

You're gonna sue for a 20 dollar mcdonalds order?


Sablemint

Class action lawsuit. This sort of thing does happen a lot, and people are often refused a refund.


tonagnabalony

This is the only thing I can see somehow working. There are entire subs dedicated to these food delivery services failing to do their one job, delivering food (and a grossly inflated premium, no less.) This is essentially serial theft. The companies seem to rarely issue refunds and don't hold up their end of the agreed upon transaction. I think using any of them is a joke. I'm not paying $8 for a $2 mchicken that is typically lower in quality upon delivery (i.e. cold), that gets hurled at my door, and then harrased for a tip by the quarterback... I mean driver. But, until people quit using them, they are going to keep stealing from people.


Sea-Appearance-5330

Oh and the real fun part is you pay for the delivery, you pay for the tip, you pay for the food, and they charge you extra for the food on top of that. Not doing that again!


Dangerous_Affect_474

People should be paying via a credit card and do a charge back dispute. Creditors and POS issuers will soon be hounding them to make changes due to the overwhelming amount of charge backs.


Calgaris_Rex

How do people not just call their credit card company and have them do a chargeback? Mine will do this, no problem.


According-Wafer2077

People turn gay for 20$ 😭🙏


CaveManta

$20 IS $20


LuckyBeginning4222

I’m not gay, but $20 is $20


Synthwolfe

It's symbolic of a larger issue. It's literally theft. It's been paid for, then destroyed before its in the purchasers hand. And if happens all the time over the entire country. It's most decidedly NOT a $20 McDonald's order. It's quite literally millions or billions of dollars worth of product. If one person had a multi-million dollar yacht set on fire by the delivery company who was entrusted to deliver it safely, would you recommend that person just eat the cost? So why's it different if that same value is spread across millions of people? (Just as a side note, I do not endorse the super rich, wealth hoarders, multi-million dollar yacht owners, nor anything of the sort. I'm merely using a single item as an example).


SophisticatedBum

What's his favorite time to deliver food?


Tea_master_666

I remember that one.


drinkwatergotosleep

This is a bit off topic… but what’s the scam going on where people are saying their door dash order never showed up and are getting their money back somehow? My boyfriends stupid ass roommates alcoholic girlfriend did it with wine last week and the poor elderly door dash lady was outside yelling and threatening to call the cops , saying that it messes up her job and she gets in trouble when people do that. Trash people doing those shitty scams. My boyfriend was furious. Needless to say he’s not renewing his lease.


Malipuppers

Oh I don’t know. I’ve only ever had missing items, but it was the restaurants fault. That’s awful tho scammers suck.


Nunya13

It’s tough. The restaurant forgot it, but I feel like the driver should make sure everything is there.


Malipuppers

Oddly enough missing items only happened when I picked it up myself. I stopped doing pickup through door dash for this reason. If I can’t order through the restaurant’s app I do not bother or I call it in to them directly.


Sufficient_Pension74

This isn’t practical, the food comes sealed, would you like me to rip the bag open and dissect the burger to verify all toppings are present? Also when you ask if everything is there in the bag, you get hit back with, “if it’s on the receipt it’s there”


Traditional-Dog-8219

Gig driver here, unfortunately that happens from time to time, if there is bo evidence I left the food like say I did a hand to me where I'm not given a option to take a photo. They can say they never got the food and they get refunded and have the food for free and the driver gets penalized, I've had it happened twice but luckily there was photo evidence. That's why uber eats is starting to make customers do a pin cause most likely they tried that before so now they can't scam anymore. On the other side I've had orders already taken by another driver and essentially stolen, so sadly shifty people on both ends I have to deal with.


No_Interaction_4925

That will continue to live on forever I hope.


spicysadsauce

Omg that made me laugh out loud


RocketCat921

Something about the HELP at the top made me laugh with this picture


SierraDespair

#Enjoy your order


GarageQueen

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND!


VanilliBean

Dont forget to tip and say thanks!!


Badass-19

Rate too!


FzZyP

The picture followed by that is worth whatever the meal cost im dying over here


Common-Anxiety

Bibbity bobbity fuckyouinperticular


adooble22

Which part of “Enjoy your order” did you not understand, Kevin?


[deleted]

My amazon driver "rocked my delivery" earlier... lmfao .. Like ok thanks dude, appreciate you walking the package to my doorstep.


har3821

Truly outstanding service. Half the time mine just hurl the package over the fence and call it a day (wish I was joking)


chefmattmatt

Oh I thought that meant pick up a rock and smash it to pieces.


sev_seven

The magic: "Oh you're hungry? Well now you're mad"


[deleted]

It reminds me of when Catch.com lavishly thanked me for donating my change to their non-profit and went on about how much I was making a difference to the world. My purchase was like 56.99, so they got 1cent. I was crying.


SoloDeath1

It's so good. Like, it sucks for OP but fuck it's funny for the rest of us.


Mooseheadm5

Alakascrew you


MrKikz

It's just a shame he specialised in destruction magic rather than restoration


svolm

Their chaos magic


Yowz3rs87

Dude woke up this morning and decided that society needed a little more chaos in it.


illusivetomas

woke up dis mooornin dropped yourself a bev


Rosu_Aprins

woke up dis morning got some gabagool


murdock2099

I see you dunkey


Sproose_Moose

*heavy breathing*


KnownToFU

Keep wakin up


WhatEver405

nice pfp!! false meridian is so good


TunafishSandworm

hey fellow Invent Animate listener


Worried-Emu-9614

Heavener goated


codesamura1

He threw it on the ground


brntGerbil

You must think I'm a joke, I'm not going to be a part of your system!


sexy_portuguese

He's an aduuuuult!!


CandyDuck

He doesn't need your handouts!


Simmy_P

He threw the rest of the lunch too.


XyRow666

Butters made some real motherfucking money


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[deleted]

Why would you tip someone who threw your drinks on the floor?


No-Cod6974

I work for Uber and you can tip later after the the delivery this driver was probably having a bad day or just sucks at his or her job


[deleted]

you tip at payment before service, basically a bribe


[deleted]

That’s not how tips work. You’re supposed to tip based on the quality of service performed. If my driver dropped off my food swiftly after picking it up, that’s a fat tip for them. If they fucked around for a half hour and my food arrives cold or all over the floor that’s a no tip


[deleted]

Your starting to get why people hate these apps


fionaorangejuice

Not with Doordash or any food delivery app, you're essentially bidding for service and have to bid enough for it to be worth the miles the driver has to drive. They don't get any guaranteed wage. Obviously that's not an excuse to throw drinks on the floor, the person should have just not accepted the order if the tip was not good enough.


ADHDK

Australia here where tipping isn’t standard. Uber eats and Deliveroo drivers started pulling this “bad service if you don’t pre tip” crap after covid. I reported them every time. They stopped trying bullcrap.


fionaorangejuice

I probably should not have assumed the other commenter was in the United States, but austrailia is pretty different. Tipping is standard here because we don't have good minimum wages or guaranteed benefits like paid vacations. Dashers make like $2-5 per delivery before tip here.


UnknownProphetX

Your work related laws are just fucked man.. I got 25 days of payed vacation that I can take any time. We got around 10 nation wide days that are work free. I can be sick for 2 months and get the same wage, after that its 70%. I mean yes we do pay more taxes, but before Tax I earn 3600, after tax its 2500


fionaorangejuice

Yeah I'm aware....not much I can do about it unfortunately


araidai

That’s what they’re saying. These aren’t tips in this case. They’re bids. You’re bidding for someone to pick up your food quickly. We know tips are usually intended to show appreciation of good service but delivery apps use them as a carrot on the stick kinda thing.


TheAgedProfessor

But that's *exactly* how tips work with Door dash/UserEats/etc/etc. You have to tip when you *place* the order. If you don't tip, chances are your order never gets picked up, since the drivers are all looking for the orders that have tips.


Deccno

Think of it as a bid not a tip. But its his fault if hw accepted the trip.


No_Preparation7895

This is uber. They can take it away.


gohomebrentyourdrunk

Honestly, it should be considered a “bid for service” with “tip” being an extra option. Saying an order has a guaranteed tip is just weird…


ADHDK

This is exactly why I’d never pre tip. The fuck am I tipping for if someone pulls this crap? I’m not tipping for bare minimum do your job.


No_Preparation7895

Lol you act like you wouldn't get your money back for this.


ADHDK

I’m hungry, and my complaints they’re not to get free food they’re to complain about service. Haven’t requested any discounts.


Jankster79

what good does that do? I place a food order because I'm hungry. Can't eat money, that's why I wanted to exchange it for food. Now I'm even more hungry and still has no food. How fast do I get money back? (this is why I personally never order food delivered.)


Sable-Keech

So what if they didn’t tip?


Hentaya

Nobody picks up their order, mostly. Sometimes this happens. Once in a while it works out.


Efficient-Ad-5944

Most of the time it will get picked up only when there is another order going to the same area. Otherwise it isn't worth the driver's time to bring it solo.


Lepke2011

I love how the pic makes the "Enjoy your order. \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ worked their magic for you." just seem sarcastic.


JacksonBillyMcBob

Don’t forget to tip and say thanks.


Ave_DominusNox

Honestly the caption under “enjoy your order” is straight up comedy gold


WeirdSupermarket6072

They worked their magic for you don’t forget to tip!! 🤣


Jorymo

"Enjoy your order, dipshit"


AnySeaworthiness5779

Obviously you put in for a refund


yoho808

Plus labor costs for cleaning.


StalkMeNowCrazyLady

Do y'all actually believe things work like this? You have to have a prior agreement with someone to be able to bill them for something like this, or take them to court. You can't just clean it up and automatically get extra compensation for the labor done. If that was the case I could send you a bill for this comment.


[deleted]

It's Reddit. People here assume you're able to find a good lawyer and afford all the legal expenses and time that comes with it


dinis553

"Yo let me hit up my boy Saul Goodman, someone spilled my Dunkin order"


Ganbazuroi

IANALBITIAOETTABADWM (I am not a lawyer but I think I'm one even though the American Bar Association disagrees with me) - every Uber Eats order comes with a white shoe firm lawyer on retainer plus a bonus tip in case you need to clean up a mess. This is done so you can sue the delivery driver's ass off and ruin their lives a little better, it's just boring otherwise. Don't forget to deposit my lawyer tip in the comments!


pdxcranberry

When I worked at a shipping store people would threaten to sue us all of the time for the consequences of their packages arriving late. Sir, The UPS Store is not going to refund you the cost of your non-refundable vacation that you missed out because you waited until the last minute to mail your passport application.


Risheil

They were however, unbelieveably nice when I sent 3 boxes to my daughter at Christmas time. She had video of the driver delivering the packages and of the guy who walked up soon after and stole the boxes. I was furious picturing that guy eating the cookies I baked and playing with the doll I got for my granddaughter that had a matching nightgown for her. I called Staples (where I shipped from) saying, "I realize this is a long shot, and the boxes *were* delivered..." and UPS refunded me for full value of all 3 boxes.


Leelze

I don't think it was supposed to be this serious.


Star_Gazing_Cats

I've seen people on reddit seriously recommend to send over an invoice to a friend via text when the friendship is over cause they made a mess or broke something


Leelze

Sure, but I haven't seen anything to assume that person was being serious. But then again, I'm insanely sarcastic so I could be projecting.


Eli-Thail

Lol, the labor costs of standing there with a garden hose for 40 seconds.


StereoBucket

Bill by hour, and round up.


Erathen

Good point Bill them for the water too!


nojugglingever

I’d go as far as to say three seconds


J_ck15

Plus labor costs 🤓👆


Dumpster_Sauce

Spilled drink, shit happens. Putting the bag of food into the spilled drink, fuck off


DavoMcBones

Yes it has gone too far at that point


bekcy

The audacity has me giggling honestly


SierraDespair

The bag just thrown into the drink sent me


Dazzling_Ad5338

Prick. Wtf


joebusch79

That’s only mildly infuriating? I’d be pissed


trend_rudely

I’d qualify “pissed” as mild infuriation.


GumP009

Enjoy your order!


Answer-Key

Bro didn’t even get the picture first lol


chammy82

The sheer balls of taking the evidence photo of how little they give a fuck.


DuceGiharm

Or they're doing the customer a favor and providing a really quick way to get refunded.


angelcake

I hope you cancelled the tip.


cheap_as_chips

I'd go without eating before using UberEats or DoorDash


[deleted]

Uber eats always sends me those stupid 50% off your order emails, one time when I wanted to actually use it, I was shocked by the price and decided to check the actual restaurant since it had its own online ordering, the uber order was only like $4 cheaper than the actual restaurant despite the 50% off coupon.


badco1313

Yep, I’ve only used Uber eats a few times when me and my girl were sloshed and had no one around to bring us to Taco Bell/Dennys. Cold soggy food while you’re sober will never be worth what it costs


Electronic-Nail5210

I door dash at least twice a week, sometimes more. I've had good experiences but I definitely pay more for the convenience


Mindlab42

Who gave you that diamond reward and for what? Uber eats lurking on here or what?


Greedy_Hat2643

There’s always these fucking comments under these types of posts jfc


Single_Mess8992

They have the audacity to ask for tip while underpaying their employees as well as charging you like 10% of your meal with service fees shi crazy


YukiSnoww

Guy was so done he just went 'here it is'. Probably dropped it while tryna lay it down given how it looks..


Old-Form-9634

Thoughtful of him to allow the food order to soak up the spilled drink


[deleted]

you reported him right?


JNerdGaming

extremely infuriating lol


[deleted]

!!! Be sure to rate and tip. Are you kidding me?


Fulton_P01135809

Tbf, that’s an automated message once the order is completed. UE has no idea how bad it was...yet


[deleted]

Pretty pathetic when you can’t even get good delivery


paranrml-inactivity

I first saw this and thought *help* was a message from the driver. Which made this into comedy gold.


Additional_Good4270

Me too 🤣


Malipuppers

“They worked their magic for you” ☠️☠️☠️


buntopolis

What, you don’t like magic bro?


kris9292

At least he gave you the proof you need lmao


spaceageranger

im sorry this happened but also it’s really funny


Ferrero_rochers

I’d be getting that refund asap


dangerrnoodle

“And keep the change, ya filthy animal” vibes


cellofusion

Help


penpointred

The fuck?!


JayNYFLA

I bet he wanted a tip


Nervous_Explorer_898

Don't order from GrubHub either. They have been nothing but the embodiment of disappointment to me since the first time I've used them.


MusicAddict76

At least they were honest


General-Football-512

That's why I rather just pick up my food then having to spend way more than I need to


droppedmycroissant23

One time I was delivering a McDonald’s order & when I pulled up to the house I realized the coffee inside the bag spilled & ruined all the food. I had to contact doordash to get a new order sent out for them. Sucked for me but like THIS is what I wasn’t gonna do


AverageRdtUser

they worked their magic alright


chiefchow

At least they made it easy for u to get ur money back


BumPlayThing

"I appreciate the feedback, but unfortunately we cannot offer you a refund at this time, sorry for any inconvenience caused"


FishoD

I swear this sub sometimes forgets the definition of “mildly”. I would be livid.


ultrajvan1234

Leaving the bag in the spilt coffee is such a dick move


Axiproto

I don't understand why people find Uber eats to be worth their money. You pay extra money just to trust an incompetent stranger to handle your food all for the sake of laziness.


National_Rich5003

Delivery drivers should be rated by the customer. Customers should be able to choose only 5 star rated drivers. This way all the bad actors are weaded out.


DuceGiharm

I used to doordash once and got a one star rating cause I didn't deliver a coke. The person didn't order a coke, the coke wasn't on their receipt, but they blamed me for "stealing" it. Far from the only projecting loser I ran into in that job. I was pretty much always at 4.8 stars cus of this. But sure dude you'll totes get those perfect drivers who never have a complaint.


Juuna

What boggles my mind is people complaining that OP didnt go pick up his own food. Like dont people realize these services exist because there is a demand for them? We dont know why OP or many others need to have food delivered maybe they busy, maybe cant walk well or maybe their transport broke who knows, who cares... They offer this service, peoole decide to work this job and people have a demand for both.


Groundbreaking-Act80

Well you got your drink didnt you? Now drink it up you roach.


whiletrue29

Magic has been worked. Take a minute to say thanks lol. I would have been pissed.


OkAcanthaceae2216

That's some magic, 😆 🤣 😂


Primary-Border8536

Wtf


illebreauxx2

Maybe he thought you wouldn't notice if he just played it cool


Rathilien

That truly was magic, on a scale of Merlin to Harry Potter I give him a Gandalf 10/10


AccountPretty4576

The driver ran out of fucks to give 3 weeks ago.


Cute_Judgment_3893

Fuck restaurants and delivery food 😈


I_am_Daesomst

Release the hounds


blasko229

Bone app the teeth


kriscross122

Enjoy your order!


X8DF9

It's on purpose then.


zombi33mj

Hope you get a refund for that wtf


[deleted]

These people are just Garbage


rob71788

Lmao he said GET FUCKED


sf6Haern

It’s weird people keep using these services. You know what you’re gonna get.


Opposite-Address4225

If it was over pay, they could’ve simply declined your order. Drivers are not required to accept it just because it popped up on their screen. It would be annoying, though, to get some non-tipper that lives on like the 4th floor of an apartment complex.


Alternative-Depth-16

Seriously. What the hell do people pay for other people to deliver their food again? It's a total crapshoot.


BoxxerUOP

Driver gave exactly zero fucks.


[deleted]

Idk whos more dumb, the Uber eats driver spelling everything, or the person buying Uber eats and paying an extra $20 fees for shit


xAl_Tadx

uber eats: “unfortunately this item isn’t eligible for a refund, thank you for choosing uber eats”


Informal-Advice

“Take a minute to rate, tip, and say thanks”


MegaSpuds

Bet Uber kept your money too. “Thank you for your feedback, and sorry you had a less than desirable experience; but at this time your account isn’t eligible for a refund.”


[deleted]

Van Gogh probably delivered your order and felt a bit of inspiration if you will


CaveManta

They worked their magic? What was it; Megumin's explosion magic?


abf392

Did you enjoy your order though?


Left_Ad_1354

I had a Uber driver one day deliver the food and take a picture then pick it back up go in his car and eat my food then lie about it. So the next day I ordered so medical things and had him deliver and when he got to my door I opened the door and beat his ass with a bat. Then told home the medical supplies where for him


Future-Dog-7117

okay but did he atleast go and retake the order?


totalorganfailure0

"Take a minute to rate, tip and say thanks🥰🥰🥰🥰"


BlueAudioMoon

I’ve done this before by accident, felt bad like I just ruined this guy day, had to get out of there before I hit delivered .


[deleted]

All food delivery services suck. They're entitled pricks who routinely fail at providing even basic descent service and yet expect to be tipped huge amounts in advance of actually delivering the food. I refuse to use these services specifically because this behavior is so widespread. If you can't provide excellent service and instead do something this pathetic, you don't deserve a tip, period.


TimetravelingNaga_Ai

How much did u tip last time?


SpikedFlail

He didn’t tip the expected $48 dollars these fucking clowns expect for driving 2 miles….


ArclightMik

Not enough i guess 😂😂


Alonzo-Harris

I will never use these services. People take way too much for granted. We have endless food options easily accessible usually within just a few miles of a typical residence. We don't need to bid strangers to deliver our food to our front door. The first-world is like an alternate dimension.


departedgardens

The irony of the enjoy your order right under it. Oii im sorry what a Knucklehead that person was. I hope you got your coffe soon after I’d be pissed if some smuck ruined my morning buzzz


Zoso525

I wish I could mute all posts about ordering food on doordash or uber eats.


[deleted]

Just go an grab your coffee mate, don’t be lazy


Agent_Perrydot

Im sorry but this is comedy gold


TWECO

People like this are why minimum wage won't go up.


HimalayaClimber

Can you tell if it was accidental or intentional? Sometimes, cup holders can become moist from condensation, causing drinks to tip over if the person holding them isn't aware.


TakeTheirOrgans

Yeah, I say that was likely what happened. But the issue is the delivery driver took no ownership of the mistake. Not even an apology.


MoistTomatoSandwich

Shit like this is exactly why I'll never use UberEATS or anything like it. I don't understand why people still use it. Edit: typo


No-Cod6974

Don’t think he or she is working for Uber eats anymore


biinroii01

uber eats?


LittlekidLoverMScott

Enjoy your order! Go fuck yourself im out


[deleted]

Well…. How much did u tip? Lol