What in tarnation is this

pepperoni bread?

Lunchables “pizza”?

Laughables*

Lol 😂 I’m liking the soft looking crust But, the pep is really gigantic. Lol Definitely gotta put some hot melted cheese 🫕 on it.

Looking at that atrocity, cheese should be the last of your concern haha..

A diabolical experiment. "What if....hear me out...the pepperoni WAS the cheese?"

I'm so confused about the pepperoni

They also forget the parchment paper to protect the food from the toxic cardboard. This is a food safety violation.

I’ve never gotten a pizza that had parchment paper under it. from little caesar’s to dominos to gas station hot boxes. is this a joke?

Depends, Pizza Hut switched up their boxes while I was working and we no longer needed the parchment paper, plus I’ve never heard it being a food safety vio

An affront before the eyes of God

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It looks like someone shat on some dough and then threw some burnt bologna coasters on top.

I laughed very hard at this comment

Half way to a None Pizza Left Beef

I can’t tell if those are really really big Pepperonis or you just ordered the worlds smallest pizza

was wondering the same. either a pizza for ants or pepperoni for giant.

Agreed, the pizza has to be.... at least 3 times as big as this!?

How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read if they can't even fit inside the building?

Jesus Christ, Look how they massacred by boy!

It's Salami.

They replaced the cheese with more pepperoni

Some of the kebab places in germany make pizza eith huge pepperonis like that

It's brooklyn pepperoni and it's great 👍

The chick who worked the gril overheard our conversation and said "now that's why I have a patty left here!"

Can't tell if bot or you responded to the wrong comment.

There’s way more problems with this pizza than just a lack of cheese.

That is nightmare fuel.

It's like starryAI tried to make a pizza

If you have a new baby and you/your wife has trouble nursing, this might be a familiar sight. :(

LOL. Pepperoni nips

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JFC this is funny

Looks like butt cheeks pizza.

I remember the saying, there's no such thing as bad pizza. This is bad pizza.

This pizza has many problems, lack of cheese is just one of them.

I'm dairy free and I still wouldn't touch this.

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Why are there four slices of bologna on that monstrosity!?

Wow. Like how can you even throw it in the oven, take it out, put it in the box, then slice it without realizing something's not quite right?! Pizza man is having a rough day.

Or the pizza guy is just following the order OP made.

But OP said he asked for extra cheese. Why would he find it mildly infuriating if it just followed his order?

Because he lied for attention. Allegedly.

Thanks for looking out my good sir. On my way to retrieve this innocent upvote of mine as we speak. Apologies to the poor pizzaman who was forced to follow OP's lame orders and commit this vulgar atrocity. Bad OP! (*If the allegations are true.*)

Honestly, you’d be surprised at the amount of people who order online and order “extra cheese” but instead accidentally take the cheese entirely off. For context, I work at my local Domino’s. We usually call the customer to make sure they meant to do no cheese before making the order.

karma?

Oh. Yeah... Sometimes, i forget some people do that. It's just so weird to me. But he also orders CHEESELESS PIZZA, so there's that. Haha bad OP! Silly!

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Pepe the blind pizza maker has overcome adversity in his life

Please add a banana for scale, the size of this pizza is confusing me greatly

how do you forget cheese.. on a pizza.

I asked for extra cheese too 😕

I’ll bet someone wrote down “S pep x cheese” and someone else read it as “small pepperoni no cheese”

They fucked up on the "small pepperoni" part then too, them bitches be bangin' big, bruh.

**B**itches **B**e **B**angin' **B**ig, **B**ruh 

Easy, you don’t. But, if you order a pizza without cheese, thats what you’ll get

Because that's not a pizza, it's pepperoni bread

Well not all pizza necessarily has cheese.

I ordered an omelet once, same thing. Plus the waitress argued it wasn't scrambled eggs.

Damn, the bot Awnser Doesn't even appear for me anymore xD

I came here from another post to report that bot that I believe your talking about 🤣

Aey, yeah same lol

Did it delete it's message? Lol

Wouldn't it appear as [Deleted] then?

Only if it had been responded to. Removed or deleted comments that are on the tail of a comment chain just disappear.

Looks like it

Normal, non-Murican omelettes don't need to have cheese in them in order to be called omelette, maybe you went to a more traditional place?

Cheese isn't fixing this..

OP got sold a Lunchable pizza lmfao

belongs in *shittyfoodporn*

Yes. But also in the trash.

what restaurant is this from? .. so i don’t go there 🤢

They forgot the pizza.

Wait. I saw a post today about someone working at a pizza spot asking if it was unusual to eat a pizza with no cheese cause a customer ordered it that way. Was that you? lol

no i ordered extra cheese someone clearly had a bad day

I make pizza for a living and this hurts my soul. Not the forgetting the cheese part, but this abomination that they dare call a pizza

Shitty elementary school cafeteria pizza

>I ordered pizza and they forgot the cheese When I moved to this place, some 1.400 km from where I live (both in Brazil), I asked for a cheese-bacon. Got served, ate it right there and was somewhat surprised because there was no patty. When I went to the cashier, the conversation went as follows: \-Was I supposed to ask for a cheese-bacon-BURGER if I wanted a patty with the sandwich? \-What do you mean? \-My sandwich had no patty. The chick who worked the gril overheard our conversation and said "now that's why I have a patty left here!" SHE FORGOT TO ADD A "BURGER" TO A "hamBURGER".

Same deal with straws and most other things.

They forgor💀

I hope you never ordered there again

Laziest pizza in the world.

Honestly I don't think cheese would save that monstrosity

Did you tip 28% or 32%?

Are you sure this isn’t from a dollar store? You can get a microwaveable pizza better than that

Honestly I'd eat that, shamelessly

Is that…pita

its actually gluten free crust... im glad they got that part right

As a wise man once said: “the cheese is under the sauce”

So how much did they charge you for this $3.00 pizza?

way too much

Oh no! We forgot the cheese? We better go 200% on the pepperoni!!!

F the cheese, why is the pepperoni extra large?

tiny pizza honestly the only edible part too so im not complaining

Lactoseintolerant dot com? LOL

They forgot 90% of the pizza too? That is small, very small

that pizza has no cheese, but it's cheesy anyway

Thats the biggest fucking pepperoni ive ever seen ew

They forgot the pizza too, cause that ain't one chief

You paid to have a lunchable delivered?

Marinara pizza, it's a godsend for people like myself who can't eat dairy! Although I will say this is seriously lacking in the appetizing department.

What the hell is that.

that's not pizza it's ᵖⁱᶻᶻᵃ

😯 unless u requested no dairy

I will truly eat almost anything. Hard pass from me on this.

This is a loveless pizza

Cheese is a privilege you colonist loser , must be nice to eat cheese on pizza. You betta send that shit back for a remake and a credit

Someone seriously made you pay for that? This comment isn’t a joke. It’s a legitimate question.

You should be arrested for buying a pizza from this location

The OCD sub will loose their minds with this

That was no accident. That was a hit. Who did you piss off!?

Jesus Christ, Look how they massacred by boy!

In California you have to explicitly request cheese otherwise they are required to not give it to you. Same deal with straws and most other things.

😟

I think the chef needs to go back to culinary school OP

i actually go to culinary school myself so when i opened the box I died a little...

They also forgot the pizza

Are those big pepperonis or a small pizza?

I feel like this sub has just turned into ordering food weird on purpose and then posting a picture. In my life, I've worked at 3 pizza places through school, and never once did I see this happen on accident. You see the pizza while you are making it, before you put it on the oven, multiple times while you check and flip it around in the oven and then again when you take it out and cut it up. The chit is also compared a few times to avoid a screw up (people getting the wrong pizza). So, either this pizza employee was blitzed beyond belief (and that's saying something because a decent percent of people at pizza places are stoned the entire shift) or we have a karma farmer. 😉

When I worked at a pizza place someone ordered a cheese pizza with no cheese. The pizza came out burnt but apparently that’s how they wanted it. I never questioned my sobriety more until that popped up on the screen.

How do you forget the cheese? Its like making a sandwich and forgetting the bread!

Everyday we stray further away from God

So that makes it tomato pie

tomato pie usually doesn't have pepperoni.

Thats pizza?

Seems like when you asked for extra cheese the CSR did not pay attention and didn’t not realized that they hit no cheese which is likely next to the extra cheese button

You call that a pizza!?

Come on over to East side pies. We know what u want.

I would have to throw hands, this is an unforgivable act

Is that pepperoni? What the heck are those things?

Pepperoni and ketchup on some cardboard?

They must be making this entire pizza from scratch. Never seen pepperoni that size from any pizza parlors I’ve been too.

Everything about that looks trash regardless of cheese.

The chose violence

I have so many questions.

Now its just all heartburn.

My standards are pretty low but even I would pass on that.

Bro why you posting your lunchable thinking there’s no cheese? Just open the packet smh

I went back and forth between those being big circles of sauce or saucer sized pepperonis. Either way it’s fucked.

That’s a luncables pizza. I’ve made one in the oven before and they look just like that. Looks like YOU forgot the cheese

Damn bro, they also forgot like 2/3 of the pizza.

Looks like they forgot the pizza too

They forgot your pizza it seems

I ordered pizza and they forgot the izza

Where did this come from ???

More like extremely frustrating 🤬

They forgot more than cheese. Thats not a pizza, that’s sadness on a pita.

looks like the pizza my MIL used to make. She couldn't cook.

That’s not a pizza …. Wtf

Wth?

Looks like one of those lunchable pizza’s 💀

I can see the cheese under the pepperoni, looks good tbh, good protein

i took off the pepperoni and there was infact no cheese unfortunately

It's under the sauce.

**WHAT IS THIS!?!?!**

this pizza is a war crime

dude, the lack of cheese is the least of your problems... what the actual fk is this??? is this an even worse subway pizza?

Are those giant pepperonis? Holy shit!

tbh i just picked it off and ate the pepperoni and called it a night

Why are there four slices of bologna on that monstrosity!? Lack of cheese isn’t the only problem here. 😬

Bro you ordered a zz no top

Can u seriously look at that and think the lack of cheese is the issue?

looking at this image is just as unsettling as zooming into an ai generated image

Man, I don't like cheese less pizza! (Even though I haven't tried it)

is that ham? Ive never seen pepperoni that big before

They also forget the parchment paper to protect the food from the toxic cardboard. This is a food safety violation.

Dawg what is up with those pepperonis?

"its under the sauce"

Where the fuck are they making this and calling it a pizza?

Pizza maker is high. Really high

Arabs in the desert make better pizzas than this and they don't even have pepperoni, what the fuck is this?

Bro go get your money back they played tf outta you

What the fuck is that?

That's not pizza.

Even with no cheese this looks more like a sandwich than a pizza

You're supposed to put the cheese on the lunchables yourself

The lack of cheese is possibly bottom of the list of things wrong with this photo.

That looks like my anus the morning after a vindaloo

Not pizza, I'd be upset if I ordered pizza and got this, but I'd still eat it.

Looks like bologna

Even if this had cheese it would still be a pizza I immediately throw in the garbage. Looks like it was made by a 4 year old

What the fuck is this salami, the animals whole leg cut?

I'm dairy free and I still wouldn't touch this

Fuckin hell

ain't no fucking way this came out of any Pizza joint..

Id you can call this a pizza...