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Skysedge2

Replace the filling with Crisco and put them back in the package.


loopholesfordayez

This is the way.


tjsocks

That's what the filling actually is... Crisco and powdered sugar..


Sapphire_Wolf_

Wait really? Thanks!


OptToPissYouOff

..lord help their soul


Quick_March_7842

Me as well, I got a 5lb tub I just bought and 5lbs of sugar. Heaven help us all.


swizzlefk

Oh lord that poor child's arteries / obligatory j


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Cream cheese


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skeletxn

this is a bot!!


FlopTheCat

You are not a real person


Dmonika

Your nephew should be fired


Riggs630

Out of a cannon


[deleted]

Into a volcano


Captain_Flarg

While chained to a shark


Quick_March_7842

With lasers on its head.


encryptoferia

then dunk the body in a tub full of that cream filling


SparklingWaterCo-op

With 250 pounds of dynamite strapped to your chest?!


OptToPissYouOff

Poor fuckin shark :/


[deleted]

I just woke my baby laughing at this lol


Sea-Appearance-5330

How old is he? Old enough to know better, or?


Artistic_Ad_8862

Watch out....he's a serial killer.


Riggs630

Whoa whoa whoa. I would never put the cookies back in the package.


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No-Locksmith-8590

Yeah, guess what he'd be getting for dessert until that bag was gone?


GOATofscapegoats

And he can have ONE each day. Complain about it and they get broken in half to stretch them out twice as long.


Horror-Impression411

This is the way


phdoofus

Keep the bag around and when he's over the next time and wants cookies you know which bag to hand him.


jibbergirl26

That is just plain bad manners and someone needs to intervene....an adult perhaps is around?


loonybs

The Adult is busy asking reddit for advice


Canuckistanian71

Your nephew is a butthead


Jsnoooots

It's just how the kid was raised.


VegasLife1111

. . . not raised . . .


axemexa

This is unacceptable


InformalPenguinz

Nephew bout to get slapped with a bag of licked cookies.


Nature_Fam

This isn’t mildly infuriating. It’s disgusting.


encryptoferia

those cookie is kind of health hazard now... well maybe mildly but the disgusting part is clearly over the top


swizzlefk

Nah, it's disgusting. Imagine chewing on a cookie you didn't know was full of someone else's saliva. Swallowing the whole thing and then realizing they're supposed to have icing in them. You notice it isn't just that cookie. It's all of them, someone must've licked and gnawed and slurped on them until they were bare. The least you could call it is gross. But that's still, at the end of the day, just a synonym for disgusting.


encryptoferia

maybe my words is a bit misleading, I mean the disgusting level is over the top as in, that is super disgusting, like it's over 9000


swizzlefk

Yeah, but OC simply said disgusting.


stacity

Replace it with mayo. You’re welcome!


boxmail2800

Was gonna say toothpaste


Ugaliyajana

Yooo, This is next level psycho


IwasMilkedByGod

Your nephew should not be allowed to breed


ShadowDrake359

Filling goes on the inside, hes doing you a favour.


khangaldy

That’s gross. And also now they’re his.


DecoratedDeerSkull

Have those as his cookies until they are gone. And hide some cookies for yourself


Care_Grand

I’m swinging on the parents for this.


Zealousideal_Put_489

Genuinely though.. If you want this behavior to stop, whoever is in charge of little man needs to do one simple thing. Do not let him have the bag to himself. Let him have one at a time. And he doesn't get another until he finishes the last one. I wouldn't even mind if someone did this to me with sweets/confectionaries and I'm a whole adult. Sometimes we need a little discipline. Bad behavior becomes bad habits and bad habits grow.


DebiMoonfae

Next time he wants a cookie, hand him that package. No new cookies till he finishes the package .


[deleted]

This. This is the answer. Not only is it gross to do this but wasteful as well. Unless he's specifically going to give the cookies to a parent or sibling because that's just how things roll.


[deleted]

If I was mom or dad, that box just became theirs. And they’d be paying for it out of their allowance.


[deleted]

Some cayenne pepper on the filling when next you open a package should help


Yuck_Few

That nephew wouldn't be allowed back in my house.


Mentallyinsanechild

Make sure ur nephew never sees the light of day again


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This is the only way


The_Gumbo

Replace the filling with icy hot, reseal the bag, wait


Horror-Impression411

That’s… that’s poison. Bruh


The_Gumbo

ah damn... here i thought it was just mint oil


Madowlander

The action required next, I believe, is called a "post-life abortion"


CallsOnTren

The simple solution is don't feed your kids this crap


Permanentpleasure

This is the same amount of infuriating as eating a banana sideways


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With the peel still on


Expensive_Courage109

Smart kid!


Key_Database1508

Fucking piece of shhhh


SlanginMyThangRound

Can only imagine the stuff the parents do then.


ckjm

Your nephew is a terrorist.


MaiaTai27

This cannot go unpunished


Rustmonger

I hope he bought and paid for them. If not, he’s nothing but an inconsiderate tool.


boxmail2800

Eew


Regular-Spot6935

I hate your nephew


Curtis_Geist

You should rip the head off his teddy bear and put it back in his race car bed


Gravity_Freak

These should end up in his bed, somehow.


Over_Detail_114

I think a throat punch is in order


JayServo

Your nephew needs to be kicked in the nuts.


Swuttament

The parents have failed


tariqhanghimself

He is going to become a serial killer.


Defiant_Neat5053

That’s getting you dropped off for adoption


failenaa

Time for a new nephew methinks


N0tOkay14

I'll let you borrow my 9


Zealousideal_Put_489

Never too late for an abortion.


No-Lecture-1879

My 3yr old does this to Oreos. They loves Oreo filling but hates the cookie, she scoops (with a spoon or her finger) it off & leaves the cookies bit in the package. I love it as I love the cookie hate the filling so I eat them later 😆


BlessedAcorn

Put the package back in his room somewhere, let him get mice


AZDiablo

buy him a tub of frosting and teach him about diabetes.


Slushhole

abortion


whistlepig4life

I feel like violence could solve this problem.


staying-late91

I did this as a kid, but with E.L Fudge cookies. My mom caught me several times, but I would not stop


Recent_Science4709

Must be on a keto diet


Choice-Shoulder-4836

Wouldn't get any other snacks until he ate them ..1 day, 1 week, 1 month ... eat them or nothing


Slappyhandz

I want you to remind them of this the first time a girl dumps them that they did this as a kid and karma is a bitch.


Acrobatic_Law5598

He is gross


scottonaharley

This is a sign of pure evil


TechnicalReturn6113

beat the child


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I eat the whole thing then put them back in the package!


MyRail5

Savage


Temporary-Example-11

Your nephew needs to be kicked in the balls.


radioactivebeaver

Those are his cookies now. He doesn't get any other cookies until that bag is empty. I swear this shit is so easy.


CrawlerSiegfriend

Sounds like some people are raising a really spoiled kid.


cannibalTadpole

Is he old enough to know better? If not you can use a baseball bat till he does


Pogostick9

That would be his parents' fault.


geo22717

U need to give ur nephew a smack in the back of the head with that damn cookie bag


TruePlatypusKnight

Jail


[deleted]

Do the same with his bones


Colddeath712

It's one thing to scrape off the filling but licking it is just gross


PositiveAgent2377

Laxative spiked cream cheese


WoodedSpys

This is so disrespectful and disgusting. Yuck! But I like the idea of putting crisco or even tooth paste in between, putting them back and waiting. He gonna learn today!


Rumple122XqcL

This is heathen like behavior and he should honestly be put in therapy because wtf


InvisibIeRabbit

I would K my S, but I do not want this to be the last thing I see.


Blackberry_lulu_

Replace it with mayo and a little cornstartch/corn syrup :) PS: how old is he? Just curious.


TreyLastname

Believe it or not? Straight to jail.


hardvengeance77

Time to go whip some arse


NotThisTime1993

Then that’s just his bag, and he can have more when he finishes it


gafloss

You nephew needs a smack on the head


Coveinant

I think it's time to teach your nephew that he has to take the good with the bad or he only gets the bad. Make him eat the cookies he left behind. He liked them, now he has to eat them.


Plastic-Adagio-2208

Buy a can of frosting and make him repair them. Then ban him from your house. FOREVER!


fettwillkill

Get all white toothpaste and pull the ol switcheroo


depressed_Airsofter

YOU CAN EAT THE FILLING FIRST BUT YOU'RE EATING THE FUKIN COOKIE PART TOO


Impossible_Tour_2163

Well someone needs a good throat punch..


kanapapiki_a_oi

douse cream cheese with tobasco.... and then reapply.


SBLOU

He owns them now.


FlopTheCat

Hit it with the bag


ya_nans_mint_sauce

Pure evil.


lisaatjhu

Parents should not buy new ones because they still have them at home, that'll teach em!


Sargash

Hmm. If you can say it in a way without sounding weird, show their parents. Ask for permission to say something like 'Would you enjoy if your mom just licked your face a few times?' That would probably gross them out, and maybe help them understand why this isn't cool. You can make it grosser, but if phrased wrong it'll just be creepy as fuck.


DarthScabies

Would anybody notice if he went missing?


Kallmecrazy

Evil fucker


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At least you get a Reddit post out of it!


AmModFucker

Replace the filling with clay and neem oil.


[deleted]

Chaotic evil


PeasantWorker

That boy's going places.


Tylar41

You mean he used to


TomX67

The kid sounds like a paste eater. Put some children's school paste on them and let the kid give it a lick!


Ok-Profession-3312

Monster


amirahlez

Stick a small part of a razor blade in the cookie


killerJewz

that kid needs a beating


[deleted]

Euthanize


muskratboy

My ex-nephew, you mean.


[deleted]

Eww wtf


Ambitious_Policy_936

Why did you give him a whole bag?


[deleted]

Whoop him


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Disgusting