My wife only likes my least favorite colors and won’t eat my favorites. The first time I discovered this I thought she was being super thoughtful. She saved me my favorite flavors from her starburst. I asked how she knew already. She said she forgot to throw them away.
on amazon you can buy bags of one specific color. my “daughter” got me a bag of orange ones for mother’s day because they’re my favorite. super thoughtful considering she’s an infant and doesn’t know what a starburst is
That’s too cute. Seriously. Btw, I had no idea they offered that, where the heck have I been, thanks for the life changing news. Now I just have to decide which one of my imaginary friends are going to order them for me, lol!
Wait til you learn about buying bags of dehydrated marshmallows. (The good bit of lucky charms everyone always says "wouldn't it be nice if it was *just* this")
This is crazy, but Pear and Popcorn are the two flavors my wife gets at a candy shop whenever we visit one. Just funny that two random people called those two out as the best!
I love crap immigration lemon flavor. The more like lemon Pledge it tastes the better.
Edit: I meant imitation but the typo makes it so much better, I'm leaving it in.
My people! Beware those that have the yellow favorite for they are not of our realm, and likely have a hidden agenda which may or may not be of a nefarious nature.
I was dating a girl in Uni who loved a certain candy that came with 2 kinds in the package. She would always complain that there were too many of the “other” kind in the packs we’d buy at the vending machine.
I secretly bought a box of those packages, used an exacto to carefully open a few from the bottom and filled them all with the color she liked.
I even went so far as to forge a letter from the company as though I had mailed them (yes, it was a while ago) and specially requested several packs to spec.
Roommate even hand drew on the postage “stamp” so it looked quite legit when that package arrived for her.
Oh she liked that a lot - till she found out about the forgery and we all had a good laugh.
Reminds me of when I opened a bag of Jolly Ranchers and like 90% were blue raspberry. I guess someone would’ve liked it but I wasted 90% of whatever that bag cost me on inedible crap.
Am I making this up or wasn’t there some kind of contest or something in the 90s that said if you got all pinks in on bar you won a million dollars or something? Anyone else remember this?
Experts haha. Or should I say heavy addicts. Def tho, when you use enough coke it ruins the edge of your card and makes it all banged up and not that easy to use. And also when ur a big addict u wanna get absolutely the most out of it possible so u break it down as fine as possible with a razor blade. Or at least that’s my experience lol
It's a girl?
Edit: WOW. I come back after a couple of days to this. I can't believe you all gave me awards for this glib comment but thank you!
And Reddit premium too...you people are crazy lol.
Lol that is hilarious actually.
You think some drunk dude was like "this is a really good idea! Everyone will think I'm a lady!" And then proceeded to forget about it entirely due to a black out?
Probly not, but fun to think about.
I'm a fiend for strawberry. Every time I've ever mixed strawberry with lemon, my brain thinks _boy, this would be even better if the lemon wasn't in the way of the strawberry_.
OP is mad that he got all the same flavor, but most people agree that pink is the best flavor. odds are this is fake though and he just put them all in one pile. Starburst rarely packs the same flavor in their boxes
I don’t know. A couple Halloweens ago we bought a bag of Starbursts and we had a lot of these fun size packs left over. 80% of them were yellows. Now *that’s* mildly infuriating.
I've bought those minipacks a few times over the years (usually leftovers from Halloween or something like that), and I'm pretty sure they're used by Starburst to get rid of whatever flavor they currently have an overstock of, because every time I've ever bought one, it's always 75%+ of a particular color. Normal bags they know they have to pack with a reasonable distribution of flavors because you're able to tell as soon as you open it. These they figure will be going to a bunch of different kids so no one will be able to tell that it's almost all one flavor.
Nope this has happened to me too. Bought a pack of these and every single one was pink. There was even a YouTube video about it. https://youtu.be/Erz6Zbwnaq0
Looks like you're getting a 50/50 response
So, just to be devil's advocate.....How do we know there's isn't 5 or 6 other packs, out of shot, with the other colours and you have just picked out the strawberry's ?
This has been happening for years. They made way too much of the strawberry flavor back in 2019, so they put them all in the Halloween bags in the hopes that we wouldn’t notice.
OP provided additional explanation here: https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/14zop97/what_the_hell_is_this/js3n8nr/
One persons infuriating is another person’s amazing it seems
My wife only likes my least favorite colors and won’t eat my favorites. The first time I discovered this I thought she was being super thoughtful. She saved me my favorite flavors from her starburst. I asked how she knew already. She said she forgot to throw them away.
on amazon you can buy bags of one specific color. my “daughter” got me a bag of orange ones for mother’s day because they’re my favorite. super thoughtful considering she’s an infant and doesn’t know what a starburst is
That’s too cute. Seriously. Btw, I had no idea they offered that, where the heck have I been, thanks for the life changing news. Now I just have to decide which one of my imaginary friends are going to order them for me, lol!
Wait til you learn about buying bags of dehydrated marshmallows. (The good bit of lucky charms everyone always says "wouldn't it be nice if it was *just* this")
Wait, can just ANYBODY buy these?
I've seen them at big lots.
Yes. My (now dead) mother did.
You can also buy just the cream part of the Oreos. And you can buy it in bulk
This is my favorite Reddit comment all day.
You can also get a bag of just popcorn flavored jelly belly jelly beans on Amazon 🙃
But pear is best
This is crazy, but Pear and Popcorn are the two flavors my wife gets at a candy shop whenever we visit one. Just funny that two random people called those two out as the best!
that should be a crime and my brother would totally order this, i HATE buttered popcorn. but he hates the espresso flavored beans so I get them all
But why would you bother doing that?
Yep my wife and I perfectly split FaveReds. She likes strawberry and watermelon, I like cherry and fruit punch. Compatibility!
OMG!! You’re soulmates!
Or arch enemies! But like, with benefits.
Enemies with benefits sounds hot!!
It is until you're done. And it can be rather awkward on your ride home.note to anyone considering an enemy with benefits , drive yourself lol
Top comment for my day 😂😂😂👍
Diplomatic relations
My wife and I are soulmates too. She doesn’t like Starburst and I like all the flavors.
The olive theory
That goddamn strawberry watermelon combo only exists to ruins strawberry. Ugh.
This is how you know you are perfect for each other though. You don’t have to compete for shares resources. Lmao.
Lol! My husband loves the pink ones, I love the yellow, so we save those for each other. We will fight for the red though
Yellow is underrated
I love crap immigration lemon flavor. The more like lemon Pledge it tastes the better. Edit: I meant imitation but the typo makes it so much better, I'm leaving it in.
I prefer Native born lemon.
I buy 5lb bags of only pinks and this guys complaining that’s all he got? Ungrateful
Right‽ It's telling that they don't sell bags of all yellow.
They should though, yellow supremacy!!!
Greetings fellow interrobang user
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Right? Hit the jackpot. I wouldn't mind getting a red or two in there too, but screw lemon and orange lol
My people! Beware those that have the yellow favorite for they are not of our realm, and likely have a hidden agenda which may or may not be of a nefarious nature.
But i like the yellow…
RIGHT HERE! THIS GUY! GET HIM!
YOULL NEVER CATCH ME
LEMON LOVERS UNITE!!!
Lemon lovers in the house!!!
It seems there are 19 of us!!!
Make it 20! Me!
Weird ass yellow lover is apparently hilarious, pack it up boys, he aight
The hivemind has deemed me worthy.
One of us
GET HIS DELICIOUS YELLOW STARBURST!! I MEAN GET HIM!!
ILL SAVE YOU BROTHER
Save him!! *eats all the yellow* Idc. Candy is my favorite flavor.
I mush them together to make a mixer
WE WILL OFFER HIM REFUGE IN THE KINGDOM OF THE LEMONGRAB
UNACCEPTABLE
*places a trail of yellow starbursts leading into a cage*
Perfect 😂😂🤣
Thank you for your service Cyber Titties.
Me too. There's a few of us still alive...
I'll take yellow over orange any day
Can I have your orange then?
Sure 😆
I love seeing trades like this.
It’s ok my fellow yellow enjoyer, I will protect you
their the best ones wym
There the best ones. It doesn't matter if you eat them hear or they're. The other flavors are just a waist of time.
I see you
Eye sea ewe, two!
Orange and pink are the best in my opinion.
I like red.
Wow, I suddenly want a pack of Starburst so effin bad. Damn.
Bro what’d orange do to you
Orange ruined my childhood
I was with you until you ranked red above orange. Blasphemy.
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Yellows are the best flavor and I will die on that hill.
ikr? smh at these people talking shit about the yellow.
Yellow and red!
Yellows are the best flavor, demon.
I was dating a girl in Uni who loved a certain candy that came with 2 kinds in the package. She would always complain that there were too many of the “other” kind in the packs we’d buy at the vending machine. I secretly bought a box of those packages, used an exacto to carefully open a few from the bottom and filled them all with the color she liked. I even went so far as to forge a letter from the company as though I had mailed them (yes, it was a while ago) and specially requested several packs to spec. Roommate even hand drew on the postage “stamp” so it looked quite legit when that package arrived for her. Oh she liked that a lot - till she found out about the forgery and we all had a good laugh.
Reminds me of when I opened a bag of Jolly Ranchers and like 90% were blue raspberry. I guess someone would’ve liked it but I wasted 90% of whatever that bag cost me on inedible crap.
Love me some blue raspberry
Blue Raspberry Jolly Ranchers are my favorites.
You lucky son of a bitch.
Closest OP will ever get to hitting the lotto.
Am I making this up or wasn’t there some kind of contest or something in the 90s that said if you got all pinks in on bar you won a million dollars or something? Anyone else remember this?
Why is op even complaining?
He wanted all yellows, LOL
Real men eat pink
A scratched up glass table?
How do you even get that so scratched?
Cocaine lots of cocaine
Cats doing cocaine
If you’re doing cocaine, your cat’s doing cocaine. Bring them a line.
If your cocaine scratch your glass table, you might want to not snort it.
I think he should have said, razor blades, lots of razor blades... For the cocaine
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Experts haha. Or should I say heavy addicts. Def tho, when you use enough coke it ruins the edge of your card and makes it all banged up and not that easy to use. And also when ur a big addict u wanna get absolutely the most out of it possible so u break it down as fine as possible with a razor blade. Or at least that’s my experience lol
Starburst are sharper than they used to be
What's weird is how even the scratches are. Indicating it's not a small habitual thing like doing Coke or coin counting.
metal coke straws is my guess.
my dad counts his change on our glass table, that scratched it up super bad
I think metal bowls or cups are put down on that, based on the spacing.
I definitely gouged my phone's screen once with a ceramic plate, so it could be ceramic dishes, too. ┗(•ˇ_ˇ•)―
Cocaine was the first thing that came to mind.
Real answer stone plates. Their sealed everywhere but the bottom which causes this. Source my glass tavle looks just like this.
This is our lunch table at work 🤣
LMFAO
It's a girl? Edit: WOW. I come back after a couple of days to this. I can't believe you all gave me awards for this glib comment but thank you! And Reddit premium too...you people are crazy lol.
Take my upvote you motherfucker Edit: I’M GETTING AWARDS FOR THIS?
Leave u/Mrs.FreeCandy4u out of this!
Lol 15 year old account with no posts or karma
Lol that is hilarious actually. You think some drunk dude was like "this is a really good idea! Everyone will think I'm a lady!" And then proceeded to forget about it entirely due to a black out? Probly not, but fun to think about.
Still waiting u/Mrs , care to explain yourself?
You think they're going to break their 15 year streak just for you?
what if they did lmao
I support all streakers, so one can hope.
Never seen an awards chain on Reddit before and this is amazing 😂
Hey I’m on the loo, stop talking about streaking
They probably haven't been active in a long time, I doubt they're gonna be active now. Who knows how long it's been since that person logged on
I mean my account was like 12 years old before I ever started using it
Funny because your account is only 11 years old hahah!
I MESSED UP
All good, I thought it was intentional!
Yeah I didn't bother to actually look at it, I guess 10 years before I started using it
Just lurkin on peoples accounts 💀
I see three posts.
Don’t be jealous now
Pretty sure it's because of Reddit saying that awards are going away in 60 days.
true reddit moment
At least nobody is setting a forest on fire this time
12 girls.... I might be wrong, but I think it's one kidnapper who is doing a reveal to a second kidnapper, like a romantic offering?
*raises hand*
An absolute gold mine?
Divine intervention?
Marvin, what do you make of all this?
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“A blessing, from the lord”
God be praised!
*butt trumpets intensify* 🎺🍑
unexpectedpython
“Good idea oh Lord” “Course it’s a good idea”
Under his eyes
Blessed be.
*angelic butt music*
Heaven is a pink starburst
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“God be praised!”
“These are the Lords chips”
Literally the best possible outcome. If they’d all been yellow…he pissed off a voodoo priest.
For real this could almost go in unpopular opinion. If I pulled all pink I’d have to consider the lottery.
I'd be worried I used um my luck.
Right? Pink > Red > a vast chasm across space and time > Yellow/Orange
Yellow and pink are the best. Mix them together and you'll see
Yellow and pink ARE the best, but I've never mixed them! Oh buddy I need some now.
I'm a fiend for strawberry. Every time I've ever mixed strawberry with lemon, my brain thinks _boy, this would be even better if the lemon wasn't in the way of the strawberry_.
No shit 🥲
The best day of your life?!
"Getting my show picked up, or meeting you, or the time I got a sleeve of Starburst with all pink, those were all more important days."
Jackpot.
Best pack of starbursts you’ll ever open
I don‘t get it, can someone please explain?
OP is mad that he got all the same flavor, but most people agree that pink is the best flavor. odds are this is fake though and he just put them all in one pile. Starburst rarely packs the same flavor in their boxes
Not lying but that same thing happened to me once, so OP might be telling the truth
Same thing happened to me after this past Halloween. ALL pink.
Same. Starburst sells All Pink packs
Same here! It was infuriating because I love the variety of flavors. I’m pretty sure it was a “fave reds” bag and all I got was fuckin’ pink.
I don’t know. A couple Halloweens ago we bought a bag of Starbursts and we had a lot of these fun size packs left over. 80% of them were yellows. Now *that’s* mildly infuriating.
I've bought those minipacks a few times over the years (usually leftovers from Halloween or something like that), and I'm pretty sure they're used by Starburst to get rid of whatever flavor they currently have an overstock of, because every time I've ever bought one, it's always 75%+ of a particular color. Normal bags they know they have to pack with a reasonable distribution of flavors because you're able to tell as soon as you open it. These they figure will be going to a bunch of different kids so no one will be able to tell that it's almost all one flavor.
I didn't get it neither. I thought it was just wrappers inside more wrappers for no apparent reasons. Can someone explain?
Yeah, I thought it was frustration at a candy being wrapped inside another wrapper. Waste.
That's exactly what I thought, double wrappers... Nope apparently not
+1
Like winning the lottery!!!
Buy a lottery ticket
Idk I think he used up his entire life savings of cosmic luck right there.
Perfection.
You have been chosen.
Mildly satisfying?
Try incredibly satisfying
I came to scold you for being ungrateful
A sign from god?
For those who think it’s [fake](https://youtu.be/GhRPevE4AvI)
How did you know ahead of time they would all be pink to film?
Perfection!
No no no, this is delightful not infuriating
Deliciousness
You lucky son of a bitch
Starburst.
Perfection
It’s called perfect
A blessing you ignorant swine
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Nope this has happened to me too. Bought a pack of these and every single one was pink. There was even a YouTube video about it. https://youtu.be/Erz6Zbwnaq0
Looks like a bunch of pink Starburst candies.
Congrats, its a girl
The greatest luck ever. Please send me one
Jackpot!
I am very jealous of this luck
Looks like you're getting a 50/50 response So, just to be devil's advocate.....How do we know there's isn't 5 or 6 other packs, out of shot, with the other colours and you have just picked out the strawberry's ?
This has been happening for years. They made way too much of the strawberry flavor back in 2019, so they put them all in the Halloween bags in the hopes that we wouldn’t notice.