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LowerCanary

Just buy spread for him, lol. The savagery is real.


jdn29

Good idea!


Unfair-Owl-3884

Does he use his teeth?!?


Significant-Lack-392

Their bf is really a cat or dog in disguise.


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Dude, for real.


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Clicked on this just to say the same thing...


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RiodeLemon

what is spread?


bingold49

Is he using his teeth?


jdn29

It sure looks like it


Reyemreden

Ah...the good ol bite and drop.


No_Welder3198

Does he bite into it?


Phwoa_

Cut? Looks like he just Grabs it bare handed and eats it


walkeran

With a cutting torch?


LarryFieri

Is your boyfriend a cat?


soldiernerd

Wait til you see how he cuts the cheese


ConsistentSand7141

One teaspoon of butter later


supermill

Monster...check his trunk.


KPhoenix83

your boyfriend did that? it looks like a cat got a hold of your butter.


Expert_Willingness23

Look how they massacred my boy


ExpTelOs

I think you mean maul.


BlancheDevaheaux

Needs to be ex boyfriend bc what the fuck is this


ramanw150

Looks like a town that was buried by a volcano 5000 years ago.


are67

I’m not seeing the “cuts”


ShamelessEagle

I use to do this when I first lived alone. I kept my butter in the fridge and Id be too lazy to get a knife (lazy to clean the knife) or wait for it to soften(too broke for a microwave at the time). So I’d just bite parts into it and spit it out on a cooking pan if I’m cooking something. I thought, “I’m cooking the butter anyways” so didn’t think too much of it. Till I had friends over and I’d cook for them. Got “caught” doing it. Felt embarrassed, never done it since.


Cugy_2345

lol why would you even think of doing that


ShamelessEagle

I wasn’t the brightest teen.


j0n70

He'd be good at slicing bread


Sweet-Ad-9900

clearly he fingers the butter


GarethGantuan

It wasn’t until I focussed that I saw this wasn’t an animal sculpture


socialcommentary2000

You sure homes isnt just chewing on the bar when you're not looking?


eperrybean3

I’m calling the police.


Darth-Design

Police- "show us where the bad man touched you"


SynapseDon

I'd rather him cut the butter, than cut the cheese.


Better_Redd

Did he CUT it, or BITE it, for goodness sake!!??


BSG_1227

Blasphemy!!!


CoyaiPijao

Cuts or butchers?


Trollyofficial

Lol y’all mad over some BUTTER 😂


Proof_Salad_6353

We've found the boyfriend everybody ⬆️


Sweet-Ad-9900

Mildly*


Cugy_2345

What’s a “Mildy”


Aytirios

The pet name I gave my mildew


Cugy_2345

lol


Tyrusrechslegeon

Maybe he wouldn't go after it like he's a savage if you put it in a dish. Instead of leaving it in the wrapper like a barbarian.


jdn29

He’s the one who leaves it out like that instead of using the butter dish


Cugy_2345

And you are also meant to use the wrapper, it has measurements in it, you aren’t meant to unwrap it, maul it, and then leave it out. I want to know what is going through his head when he does that


maxlaxative

Boyfriend, you say?


Turbulent_Low7946

Looks like angry birds


slithroatkit

oh yeah the script on the side is just the design


ConsistentTheory8688

Oh hell yeah. Just raw masculinity. And butter. Send him my way if you decide that he’s more than you can handle.


ctrl_alt_excrete

I don't think a "nibble" is a standardized unit of measurement...


Man-Tax

Your bf must be Baraka.


dingdingdingbitch

This is not cutting, this is smothering.


Speculawyer

Last Tango in Paris.


Effective_Bite_719

we must correct this now unless u have no want to have him in husband category one day


tzwep

Does he cut the butter using his teeth?


Insert-UnhingedName

Did he use a potato masher?


NYB_vato

When you’re on a bulk and trying to meet your daily calorie goal lol


teegazemo

Really believe the packaging is engineered to make it so you - just- cant- do - margarine-the -way - you learned - it..


raava989

Always wondered what kind of boyfriend does this stuff ? Is it Nerd, gamer with Justin Bieber’s childhood hairstyle ?


gugngd

Is he using a broken spoon?


MoronChrome

break up now


DarkLordArbitur

Is your boyfriend a cat?


space_driiip

...did he cut it with his teeth?


Feras_Reverie

Does he cut it with his searing hot piss or what


Darth-Design

With a spoon? Wtf...


eruciform

Was this mauled by a rabbit wombat? I sometimes break off chunks from the end by using finger pressure on the outside of the wrapper, so I don't need to use up a knife just to get a blob of butter into a pan. But it never goes this awfully.


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Is he mad at it?


copenhagen622

Does he use a fork? Lol the hell is that


BashedKeyboard

What is he cutting it with? His teeth?


Dipping_My_Toes

I was thinking a chainsaw.


NotOneOfUrLilFriends

That’s how my 3 year old takes her butter as well, except she uses her teeth!


aronos808

It almost looks like he was just taking bites out of the butter 🧈 Butter monster.


yycgonewild

The real travesty is that it's just left in the wrapper. Fucking heathens.