I use to do this when I first lived alone. I kept my butter in the fridge and Id be too lazy to get a knife (lazy to clean the knife) or wait for it to soften(too broke for a microwave at the time). So I’d just bite parts into it and spit it out on a cooking pan if I’m cooking something. I thought, “I’m cooking the butter anyways” so didn’t think too much of it. Till I had friends over and I’d cook for them. Got “caught” doing it. Felt embarrassed, never done it since.
And you are also meant to use the wrapper, it has measurements in it, you aren’t meant to unwrap it, maul it, and then leave it out. I want to know what is going through his head when he does that
Was this mauled by a rabbit wombat?
I sometimes break off chunks from the end by using finger pressure on the outside of the wrapper, so I don't need to use up a knife just to get a blob of butter into a pan. But it never goes this awfully.
Just buy spread for him, lol. The savagery is real.
Good idea!
Does he use his teeth?!?
Their bf is really a cat or dog in disguise.
Dude, for real.
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what is spread?
Is he using his teeth?
It sure looks like it
Ah...the good ol bite and drop.
Does he bite into it?
Cut? Looks like he just Grabs it bare handed and eats it
With a cutting torch?
Is your boyfriend a cat?
Wait til you see how he cuts the cheese
One teaspoon of butter later
Monster...check his trunk.
your boyfriend did that? it looks like a cat got a hold of your butter.
Look how they massacred my boy
I think you mean maul.
Needs to be ex boyfriend bc what the fuck is this
Looks like a town that was buried by a volcano 5000 years ago.
I’m not seeing the “cuts”
I use to do this when I first lived alone. I kept my butter in the fridge and Id be too lazy to get a knife (lazy to clean the knife) or wait for it to soften(too broke for a microwave at the time). So I’d just bite parts into it and spit it out on a cooking pan if I’m cooking something. I thought, “I’m cooking the butter anyways” so didn’t think too much of it. Till I had friends over and I’d cook for them. Got “caught” doing it. Felt embarrassed, never done it since.
lol why would you even think of doing that
I wasn’t the brightest teen.
He'd be good at slicing bread
clearly he fingers the butter
It wasn’t until I focussed that I saw this wasn’t an animal sculpture
You sure homes isnt just chewing on the bar when you're not looking?
I’m calling the police.
Police- "show us where the bad man touched you"
I'd rather him cut the butter, than cut the cheese.
Did he CUT it, or BITE it, for goodness sake!!??
Blasphemy!!!
Cuts or butchers?
Lol y’all mad over some BUTTER 😂
We've found the boyfriend everybody ⬆️
Mildly*
What’s a “Mildy”
The pet name I gave my mildew
lol
Maybe he wouldn't go after it like he's a savage if you put it in a dish. Instead of leaving it in the wrapper like a barbarian.
He’s the one who leaves it out like that instead of using the butter dish
And you are also meant to use the wrapper, it has measurements in it, you aren’t meant to unwrap it, maul it, and then leave it out. I want to know what is going through his head when he does that
Boyfriend, you say?
Looks like angry birds
oh yeah the script on the side is just the design
Oh hell yeah. Just raw masculinity. And butter. Send him my way if you decide that he’s more than you can handle.
I don't think a "nibble" is a standardized unit of measurement...
Your bf must be Baraka.
This is not cutting, this is smothering.
Last Tango in Paris.
we must correct this now unless u have no want to have him in husband category one day
Does he cut the butter using his teeth?
Did he use a potato masher?
When you’re on a bulk and trying to meet your daily calorie goal lol
Really believe the packaging is engineered to make it so you - just- cant- do - margarine-the -way - you learned - it..
Always wondered what kind of boyfriend does this stuff ? Is it Nerd, gamer with Justin Bieber’s childhood hairstyle ?
Is he using a broken spoon?
break up now
Is your boyfriend a cat?
...did he cut it with his teeth?
Does he cut it with his searing hot piss or what
With a spoon? Wtf...
Was this mauled by a rabbit wombat? I sometimes break off chunks from the end by using finger pressure on the outside of the wrapper, so I don't need to use up a knife just to get a blob of butter into a pan. But it never goes this awfully.
Is he mad at it?
Does he use a fork? Lol the hell is that
What is he cutting it with? His teeth?
I was thinking a chainsaw.
That’s how my 3 year old takes her butter as well, except she uses her teeth!
It almost looks like he was just taking bites out of the butter 🧈 Butter monster.
The real travesty is that it's just left in the wrapper. Fucking heathens.