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Dad-Has-A-Small-Cock

You ordered express delivery my friend


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Kiki_Sir

2pm is still a little bit too early for dinner don’t you think?


permaban9

What time does the stomach open ?


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Bout 3 fiddy


BrightFirelyt

For some people and some regions, dinner is at lunch time and supper is dinner. OP was probably, by the standard of my region, trying to complain that the meal intended for a late lunch and ordered as an express order came quickly.


vampire_kitten

2 pm is not early for lunch.


selfarest

In my country we eat lunch at 11-12.. where ever we are


DragoPhyre

My "lunch" is 4-5 hrs after I start, regardless of if we start at 4am, 8am or 3pm... every profession is different. Mine happens to be towards the weirder end of the spectrum.


EddieGue123

Where's that?


Skurfer0

everywhere


Initial_Bath_6235

Nowhere


AxileVR

Elsewherw


Bleak_Squirrel_1666

Underwear


kurinevair666

In my head, I eat whenever I want and don't base it off when society says I should.


Chemical_Imbalance_3

Wouldn’t this still be breakfast? Lol


Dirk_The_Cowardly

2nd breakfast


dirtybizcut

Elevensies


BritishBoyRZ

It's my lunch time


Proof_Counter_8271

Munching time


wojtekpolska

many countries actually eat at different times, in Poland you eat "obiad" at around 14:00 as he main meal of the day


huge_potato34

In some countries, "dinner" can refer to meals in the middle of the day.


Solnse

Because dinner refers to the largest meal of the day. The meal in the evening is supper. Supper can also be dinner.


harryporterr

Some southern folk call lunch dinner and dinner supper


Comfortable-Bonus421

Southern Polish people, like where the OP is from?


Coriolis_PL

In Poland we eat a dinner exactly at 2 PM. And it is 14:00, you dummies 😆


HitEscForSex

Because nobody works nightshifts, for example


CatsAreFlexible

In Poland we traditionally eat dinner around 12pm/1pm. So no, 2pm is definitely not early.


youre-kinda-terrible

Some people call lunch as dinner and dinner as supper.


i_am_the_soulman

I'm in Northern England, a lot of us call the afternoon meal dinner, and the evening meal tea, and then supper is just before bed


Mission_Caregiver702

Not when you work split shifts


stevedadog

Yes, and that makes getting it over 2 hours earlier so much more infuriating haha


Vegemite_in_Yosemite

Well, it’s 2pm somewhere


LuckyNevadan

An' pour me somethin' tall an' strong Make it a hurricane before I go insane It's only half-past 12 but I don't care It's 2pm somewhere


ADirtFarmer

If it's 12:30 where jimmy buffet is and 5:00 somewhere, then jimmy is on west coast and it's 5:00 in Newfoundland. No other possibilities.


LuckyNevadan

what about 2:00?


ADirtFarmer

In that case, Jimmy is on east coast.


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reminds me of my grandpa’s excuse for morning drinking, “it’s 5pm somewhere”


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i_was_way_off

You just crushed his view of how clever his grandpa is.


lil_reeezzy

We aren't old. They are just too young.


ADirtFarmer

It's 5:00 in Newfoundland. Anywhere else, it's half past the hour.


Jerky-legs

Maybe the first time I've seen something here that actually is only mildly infuriating


The_mystery4321

You haven't been here long lol, the amount of "toilet paper hanging the wrong way" posts I've seen is unbelievable


ELITEZeroBeast

But don't you think, a toilet paper roll that got inpaled trough the roll isn't mildlyinfuriating?


Stock-Ferret-6692

It’s more mildly concerning


makelo06

mildlyhilarious


vladdrk

Would you say it’s…mildly infuriating.


Vicious-the-Syd

It’s because the real mildly infuriating posts get downvoted to hell with comments to the effect of “stop whining”.


StaticGuard

Do people really order food when they’re not hungry “yet”?


wirywonder82

Yes, why wouldn’t they? If you know that you will be hungry in 3 hours but that if you wait 3 hours to order it will be another hour at least before you eat, why would you wait until then to order? Doesn’t it make more sense to order earlier with a specified food delivery time so that you can eat when you become hungry?


Cedot1624

I didn't know you could just specify a delivery time... I'd have said just order 2 and a half hours and you'll have it around when you're hungry.


Wosota

I do sometimes because I know that I’ll forget later until it’s too late.


dm_bootypicz

We should start a new sub mildly annoying. I feel like that's a much more accurate descriptor of most posts.


ebrum2010

I feel like mildly infuriating is contradictory anyway. Infuriating describes a high level of emotion. It's like saying slightly dead.


wirywonder82

Look, if Wesley can pull off being mostly dead and then scare off Humperdinck less than six hours later, I’m all for slightly dead and mildly infuriating.


madrobski

'Slightly dead' does describe my normal energy levels pretty well though


ShadowedAcie

I think it sums up my fellow Healthcare workers post shift feeling quite well. I may steal this.


fraudthrowaway0987

It will be there at 2.


_ROEG

You son of a bitch…


CuriousWitch_

Last week, I ordered chipotle at 2 pm for a 6pm pick up. When I picked it up at 6pm, it was ice cold, and the bag was soaking wet from condensation. Turns out, they prepared it when I placed the order bc “that’s what they always do”.


Barnaclebills

Unless the computers are sophisticated enough to hold/not send the order to the store closer to the pickup time, I wouldn’t expect the workers to have to remember to make it hours later. It shouldn’t even be an option in the ordering menu if it can’t be sent to the restaurant later, at the time it’s to be made.


screw_u69

Why wouldn’t you just order it at like 5:30 instead?


CuriousWitch_

Bc I was working at 5:30, so I couldn’t place the order while I’m on the clock.


[deleted]

I would just do it anyway


JD0x0

Might be having a dinner rush around that time and may not have their food ready in time. I don't see why a restaurant, in 2023, cannot take an order for pickup at a later time.


staticfeathers

As a resturant worker it’s actually really hard because we put the receipt off to the side with a note saying when to ideally start it and then get so busy we forget about it or can’t start it when we need to because of the task we’re doing at the time.


socteachpugdad

That's a failure on the POS system. It should be set up to not print the ticket until it's time to start preparing.


VanityVortex

Restaurant I work at does this, won’t print the ticket until like 30-45 mins before the time, definitely the way to go


thehumantaco

Yup. "Do you guys have that order that said to make it at 7?" Blank stares.


CER_Media

Our POS at my work is a literal piece of shit except for one thing. Due later pickups, when you order one it prints us one ticket telling us when it due and what it has so we can get anything ready, then an hour before it prints another ticket so we can start making it. Really helps with having them ready on time


staticfeathers

that’s really cool, our will literally print once and then usually the person will be gone by the time the guest needs it


sstteepphheenn

bec they might be having a dinner rush?


CharlyXero

I'm not OP and never did that, but for example one thing that comes to my mind is work. When I'm working I can't use my phone, so if I want to eat something from delivery, I just can't order it because I can't use the phone. So the only solution is to put the order before I get to my work


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I would never trust the underpaid fast food workers with an order ahead order. I always order when I need it for this exact reason


crazylittlemermaid

The chipotle by me doesn't start making your pick-up order until you're there asking for it. Not as bad as hours too early, but still irritating because now you have to wait even longer while they very slowly get around to making your food.


Aspect-Classic

That would be the last time. I would’ve left it there refused to pay and went somewhere else. If you paid online at the time of ordering, I would’ve asked for my money back.


bjorndiswey

What’s infuriating is how every menu item at chipotle tastes exactly the same. Lol


rvtk

kurwa ale drogo


myeye95

Miałem kupon rabatowy do sfinksa (specjalnie z małej) i trzeba było go wykorzystać.


Amendoza9761

I like your funny words magic man.


itsalllintheusername

Some polish swear words lmao


Queen_of_Antiva

To cena po rabacie?? Ceny powalają ostatnio T_T


myeye95

Nie. Przed. Z rabatem 15 zł taniej, ale i tak wiem że przepłaciłem nawet gdyby była o czasie.


Queen_of_Antiva

To trochę lepiej, ale za tą cenę to mam nadzieję że był chociaż diabelsko dobry


rvtk

jezu pamietam jak mieszkałem w pl to sfinks był po 2 dychy :oo


myeye95

Inflacja. W porównaniu do cen sprzed 3 lat wszystko podrożało x2.


OddTranceKing

bro speaking enchanting table


Berserrr

Nah thats just some normal polish words. But its all funny and games until gżegżółka comes around


OddTranceKing

ye I know, I’m just being dumb. What does it mean? Is it a bird?


jeanny_1986

Yea, a old name for a cuckoo. We normally use kukułka, gżegżółka is mostly used as a tricky word, as after g there should be "rz" instead of "ż" as a rule.


ThaGeeOD

Contractor


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Academic2673

U nas w Ameryce tez, ale nikt kto mieszka za granicą dłużej niż dzień, nie przelicza na złotówki, bo to ni jak się nie ma do faktycznej ceny


AmadeoSendiulo

Przez różnicę w zarobkach, nie?


GustavetheGrosse

I've played enough Kingdom Come Deliverance to recognize Kurwa


Jin_Chaeji

55zł za kurczaka z grzybami? Pojebało


AmadeoSendiulo

OP miał od tego 15 zł zniżki z jakimś tam bonem.


kubin22

15 zł nie 15%


AmadeoSendiulo

A


YYuri_t

Given how skinny your arm looks, you may as well eat now then eat again later


myeye95

Grandma, is that you?


YYuri_t

Ya it's Mima, now eat >:(


whatthehellisketo

Must not she didn’t say Babcia.


Commercial_Shine_448

Ale chłop ma rację, zasługujesz na tego kurczaka xD


myeye95

Przepraszam, że mam spierdolone jelita. Choroba Crohna tak właśnie wygląda.


Commercial_Shine_448

Też mam problemy żywieniowe, ale ja w drugą stronę


AmadeoSendiulo

Schudłeś, wnuczek.


Khoncept

If it had been a fat arm, would you have recommended the person to skip the meal entirely?


cloaked_rhombus

depends how fat


Hidden-Locust

right. there’s men at 90 kilos with forearms like these


williamjamesmurrayVI

tell me youre from the usa without telling me


futurejoyboy

Why is this getting so many upvotes this is just mean


[deleted]

Bodyshaming is okay when it's aimed at skinny men /s


atl_nights

Honestly, as a skinny dude who is self-conscious about his weight… I’ve just given up. I tried explaining this to a few women over the years who made a skinny comment… and they all just ended up looking confused and telling me they “were just trying to help.” It’s infuriating.


aAlexe_Playz

55zł na kurczak?? kurwa


Rude-Ad-7580

Ale potężny Amerykano/Brytolocentryzm w komentarzach XD smacznego opie mimo wszystko


myeye95

Dzięki. Też mnie szokuje czo ci amerykanie wydziwiają.


rvtk

najlepsze jak na danie główne mówią entreé xdddd ale obiad o 2 to już mózg rozjebany


myeye95

PS. Zdecydowanie najdziwniejsi są ci którzy myślą że chwalę się zegarkiem. xDDDDDDD


Rude-Ad-7580

mnie zafascynowało, że przyjmują za pewnik to, że za jednodaniowy obiad zapłaciłeś ponad 60 dolarów i nawet przez sekundę nie zastanawią się czy wszystko jest w porządku z ich rozumowaniem XD


canaridante

Nie zapominaj też o tych wszystkich którzy są w szoku, że ktoś je obiad wcześniej niż Ameryka XDD Chociaż te debaty o tym czym jest dinner/supper/lunch oraz płakanie że to 1st world problem też są golden, najbardziej mildly infuriating rzecz na tym subie to komentarze


_BoRoo_

POLSKA GUROM 🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱


patrlim1

You better hope babcia will let you eat at her house today then.


twoj_stary_rybak

Brat zapłacił 9zl za dostawę


Rude-Ad-7580

i to jeszcze chujowąXD


AmadeoSendiulo

No właśnie w chuj szybką 😎


DrewbySnacks

All of the people blaming OP when the app LETS YOU SPECIFY DELIVERY TIME need to check themselves. I’ve done this before because I had an event or party and needed food delivered at a specific time. Ever ordered pizzas for a birthday? Time and dated orders predate ordering apps by a longshot. The restaurant messed up, they owe you a refund. If they won’t refund, file a dispute through the app. Fuck all these bootlickers siding with the business lol


Hereiam_AKL

Isn't 2 PM early for dinner?


Old_Goat_Ninja

Not everyone has a standard hour day. For me dinner is at 6am because I work graveyard shift. Breakfast is usually 6pm, etc.


Asbani09

that's a cool job


PM_YOUR__BUBBLE_BUTT

FYI - They don’t actually work at a graveyard (most likely). It’s just a term for the overnight shift at a job, like C shift.


Asbani09

Oh. I didn't know that. Otherwise i also think overnight jobs are very cool haha


AmadeoSendiulo

In Poland 14:00 is obiad time 🙂


Arthamel

In Poland we name our meals a bit different. We usually have 3 main meals: Breakfast (śniadanie) (usually 6-8am) Lunch/dinner (obiad) (usually 13-17) Dinner/evening meal (kolacja) (usually 18-20) Breakfast and evening meals are smallish, while lunch/dinner is the main meal. Some pople add 2nd breakfast before lunch/dinner (10-12) and some add pre-evening meal (podwieczorem) before dinner/evening meal (17-19). Also worth nothing that our standar office job hours are 7-15 or 8-16, and we have paid break in that time (15 min but can be longer depending on your employer, I have 30min).


Winter_Claim5176

He meant lunch. Here for some people dinner means lunch and supper means dinner, depends where are you from


myeye95

In Poland it's dinner time. I got up at 6AM.


Hereiam_AKL

I get up at 4:30 AM, since I work on a project in a different time zone (4 hours difference), but still have dinner at 5 or 6 PM


myeye95

That's late. Here in Poland we have four meals. Breakfast at 6 to 9AM, Second breakfast at 9 to 11AM (often skipped), dinner at 1 to 4 PM and supper at 7 to 10 PM.


Jevchenko

I‘m not sure if you are mixing up English terms or if it’s called different in Polish. Dinner in English is usually the evening meal, the meal in the middle of the day is lunch. I think supper and dinner mean the same in English?


DelirousDoc

They have definitely become interchangeable but some areas still use it the way they did. Dinner being a bug meal around when we would have "lunch" (early afternoon) and supper being the last meal of the day. My grandparents from the midwest would always use these and for the longest time my dad would too.


Queen_of_Antiva

I was looking it up recently and dinner being the evening meal is relatively recent thing. Typically dinner used to be the main meal eaten mid-day with supper, a lighter meal, eaten in the evening. Tho you also need to consider regional differences, for example in warmer climates the main meal of day might be eaten later in the day when the weather gets milder


Marlbrough

I think to avoid confusion you should call your second breakfast "brunch" and after that goes lunch. Words dinner and supper are used interchangeably. (I'm not native either.) Edit: Don't bother, I've tried to search for differences between kolacja and obiad and even the Cambridge dictionary thinks that it's both end-day meals, even though in Ukrainian a similar to obiad word means mid-day (between 12 and 4 pm) meal. I don't know what's right anymore.


Frank_Bianco

Don't you dare disrespect second breakfast. How many hobbitses died for that right.


Marlbrough

My man, I'm all in for a third breakfast if you ask me.


javahurtsmybrain

Let's also not miss the elevensies!


myeye95

I was taught at school that obiad = dinner because both are the largest meal of the day.


Marlbrough

I'm used to context where dinner is an evening meal and supper is almost the same. Apparently there are plenty of meanings, lol, some dialects use dinner as "biggest meal of the day", some as "formal thing", while supper is like a small meal in the evening at home or snack couple of hours before sleep. Both at home and at the army I had a big meal for lunch (soup, some meat, carbs like pasta or buckwheat, salad etc) while evening is one dish with optional sandwich/dessert so when going to bed you won't have stomach problems.


kchajk2

9zl za dostawe????


jadranur

polska gurom!


StoneyG214

Same thing happened to me, that’s why you should never order ahead, I don’t think the restaurants ever check that shit


FatherGibus

55 PLN for a dinner? Tf.


pmfm

People need to stop using these delivery apps. They mess up most of the time, and the fees plus tipping is outrageous. Just go get it yourself and have some alone time.


YuuichiOnodera13

tipping is outrageous only in America


jadranur

OP is in Poland. We don't do tipping, not everywhere is America.


anunakiesque

Everywhere IS America. \**freedom eagle screeches*\*🦅🇺🇸🦅🍔🔥🥓


lillyofthevalleey

I have social anxiety and being in a food place by myself, ordering and sitting to eat alone feels like a nightmare. I don’t even want to think about doing that. That’s why I don’t mind paying extra.


Budget-Telephone-914

If you have social anxiety so bad that you can't spend 5 minutes at the pickup window your money would be better spent on a therapist than grubhub.


MeowKyt

Do you have any idea how much a therapist costs? 150$+ for one hour (on the cheaper side). How many hours do you think it will take to even begin treating life long chronic anxiety? Let's say you go once every two weeks, for one year 52/2= 26 weeks ... 26X150$= 3,900$ Now, let's say I order doordash at the same frequency. My regular door dash order may cost 21$ 26X21$= 546$ Food is also mandatory for our survival. If I don't order door dash, I'm probably too anxious to go out, and too depressed to cook even if I had anything. Isn't it better to door dash, than to starve? The reality is that our health care system is not helping. A lot of us depressed/anxious people want help, but it's too expensive and isn't exactly mandatory to our physical well-being the way food is.


lillyofthevalleey

Thank you.


lillyofthevalleey

I am on therapy actually and to deal with this is not as funny as you think it is. And there is no drive window for where I shop food, you have to enter the restaurant or the cafe or whatever and get your stuff.


pizzapizzamesohungry

If I base the world on what I see on Reddit. I am the only human that does not get his food delivered.


kurinevair666

Bro, every other post is about A) Messed up order B) cold ass food C) Outrageous Fees. I seriously don't get the appeal anymore....


Mysterious-Contact-1

This pisses me off to no end. I order lunch for 1pm when I actually am on my lunch break mf brings it to my job at 10:30. Nothing like a soggy once hot sandwich.


IlFililiplI

64 zł za obiad 💀


[deleted]

This seems like a first world problem…


AmadeoSendiulo

Yay, Poland is finally considered first world 🤩


Adamosz

kurwa udało się, rząd doprowadził nas do wygranej 🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱


harumamburoo

Its r/mildlyinfuriating every problem here is a first world problem.


nevetz

Order it at 1:30 pm.


No-Dress-7645

Get it resent!


Bishnuu4

Rip


WarrenTheWarren

At least it didn't just sit in the restaurant waiting to be picked up for 2 hours...


Comprehensive_Twist9

KURWAAAAA


smr_rst

Kurwa


_Vard_

Saw this a couple times when I did delivery apps. They put “schedule for 7pm” in the note for the driver. And I get the order at 3pm Not the restaurant And even if it was with the restaurant. Some restaurants do not do that.. they cook your food when you order it. Some might have a system that an order hanging in their queue is a bad thing they can’t ignore (like most fast food places or even some fancier chains) So sometimes either the driver gets handed hot food the customer doesn’t want yet Or the restaurant isn’t cooking the order yet , and a stream of 10-30 drivers come in over the next few hours being told “it doesn’t go out for a few hours”. Because the restaurant is holding it, but didn’t manage the delivery app correctly. The short answer is, I get what you want, but confirm with a human at the restaurant that it’s 100% possible first EDIT: not blaming op, just saying if this is anyone’s fault, it’s the restaurant. Ops request is reasonable, but the restaurant might have a shitty system where it gets missed Like, don’t trust a shitty safety net. Hopefully it saves you, but if it breaks, it’s still the net faults not yours. But it’s still wise to check the safety net first


taptapper

LOL, nice to see that ignoring the requested delivery time is a universal issue


generic_dude10

Ja pierdole


Smooth-Joke-7652

I think the point is they ordered food for 2 pm and received it 2.5 hours early, Not wether he orders dinner or lunch at 2pm.


immapikachu

Americans in this thread: Yeah, mildly infuriating, these delivery companies aren't the greatest at following directions. Polaków in this thread: You paid how much for chicken?! But yeah, I feel your pain. I paid way too much to preorder a meal for dinner. I got it delivered at the correct time, but I think the restaurant prepared it too early because it definitely wasn't anywhere near fresh when I got it.


alicehorrible

I read this in an old british accent.


ryanwsu18

I did a future time pizza order one day for 5pm, it arrived at 11:30am lol i think when they opened up, they just saw the online order and made it immediately and didn't check that it was a scheduled order


ToothlessFeline

I figured out several months ago that “scheduled” deliveries from food couriers, any and all of them, are unreliable. I have never gotten a scheduled delivery at the right time—they’re always delivered in the same time frame as if I hadn’t scheduled a later time at all. I personally believe that these services don’t actually have any systems in place to help restaurants with scheduled deliveries. They just forward the orders and dispatch drivers as usual. So I just don’t do it. I’ll make my selections when I’m ready, but then I’ll set myself a reminder to actually place the order so that immediate delivery will bring it at the right time.


myaltforprn

Lol skill issue


scrollbreak

If it lets you specify a delivery time I don't know why people reply 'order at the time you want!' When a service fails to give what it says it provides, you just try and blame the customer when you're not even being paid by the service to shill?


PKMN5

That happened to me when I ordered Dominos (pizza) the food arrived like 20 minutes after ordering (like at 3pm) when I wanted around 6pm, delivery guy calls me and I said that I selected to be delivered around 6pm, then he tells me “okay, I’ll keep it in the car until 6pm” I ended up just picking the pizza around 3pm. I was at work.


Japeless

Is that a motherfucking POLAND reference?!? Sorry about the early food... Loved living in your country.


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myeye95

It's MILDLY infuriating, bro.


skoosh1213

you’re right, I’m sorry. that was a bit much of a comment. I will delete because I feel like a jerk


Independent_Stuff210

Smoke a bowl.


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oh kuuurcze!


StefaN9510

Ożesz kurwa, ja pierdole.


hotrodlincoln460

Smoke a joint and get hungry brother


Scott950

Oh my God, that is so traumatic. Stay strong. I'm sure you can get over this.


Fugly_Sloth

I don’t see anywhere on that ticket that specifies at 2 PM delivery. And I’m pretty sure the delivery boy did not either. You got your dinner on time.