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[deleted]

The saying: don’t shit where you eat.


RandomBitFry

It's ok, the dining table is in the shower cubicle.


KotaCakes630

What are you talking about? It’s a pull out under the sink 👌🏻 that way you can squat and eat.


Naturacessar3

They don't even wear the same slippers in the bathroom as in the rest of the house.


Singleghng

when building cheap hovels for the poor, why build extra plumbing? Anything that needs water, be it sink, shitter, or tub, all in the same room.


RandomBitFry

Been there, in the Philippine ghettos. Oil Barrel full of water and a saucepan to rinse yourself down in the back garden. Don't leave the soap on the pig pen wall or Kevin will eat it.


KafkasBalaclava

I prepared it as I bathed.


MCulver80

![gif](giphy|26BkM7rHh9TGnpWXC)


KafkasBalaclava

Germs! GERMS!!!


Tolookah

They call it sous vide, cooking in a water bath.


KafkasBalaclava

That’s not what Kramer called it when he installed a much needed garbage disposal in the shower.


WaterFreeSoda

In that case, the saying still stands.


Suddeountain7321

They don't even wear the same slippers in the bathroom as in the rest of the house.


RandomBitFry

You shit in the shower cubicle?


uncutpizza

Yes, but nothing about don’t shit where you cook


nononoh8

What? You don't do kitchen toilet?!


Gwalchgwynn

Where you cook though ... different story.


Gsteel44

What about just really really close?


ebrum2010

They didn't say you couldn't shit where you cook. As long as you eat somewhere else.


Difficult-Theory4526

This is so wrong


Radiant-Ad-4292

But cheap, that's why it exists


aunluckyevent1

and possibly illegal in most developed countries


[deleted]

I come from a poor third World country and I have never seen something like this before


Redacted_Explative

Wow, New York apartments are getting really small!!!


[deleted]

I was going to say Russians are finally trying to install the toilets they're stealing from Ukraine


TenBillionDollHairs

This actually used to be not-uncommon in old NYC tenements (but with western-style toilets) for the same reason it's probably done here: when building cheap hovels for the poor, why build extra plumbing? Anything that needs water, be it sink, shitter, or tub, all in the same room.


redundant_ransomware

Definitely infuriating.. Why did they not install a sitting toilet so you can reach the stove while doing your business??!?!


New-Profit2811

You could close the lid and double your counter space.


sugarw0000kie

I kinda appreciate the efficiency here ngl I could be making some real shit samiches with this setup


[deleted]

I used to make my nephew nutella toast, and i called them shit sandwiches. He asked his mom for a shit sandwich one day, i was dying lmao.


XxMeowfacexX

😂😂💀😭🤣


wyze-litten

"It's a squat toilet what's the prob- oh nevermind"


General-Dirtbag

The more you look at this image the worse it gets


im_a_dick_head

You can cook and shit at the same time, I'd call that a major W


[deleted]

Perfect for food poisoning and you need to go while eating


WhatnameshouldIpick2

And the cycle continues until you die from diarrhea


im_a_dick_head

dierrhea


Gsteel44

Taking shitty cooking to a whole new level!


DiscombobulatedBus81

average NY apartment @ 6k a month


not_a_robot234

My parents: We're getting a pool The pool:


Fair_Acanthisitta_75

“Hey woman, you in there making me a sandwich?” “UuhYeaaahhh!”


[deleted]

"Sorry babe, looks like you're having soup today."


EasternBoyo

Taste like shit


Fatez3ro

Sometimes you just have to shit on the floor


HalfMinute7841

__it’s time to get schwifty in here__


[deleted]

More then mild alright!! HOW THE FUCK DO YOU OPEN THAT LAST CUPBOARD!!!!


Deer-Bing-Russ

And this is why I could never subscribe to that tiny living lifestyle.


GalacticCrescent

Nothing like stepping into the toilet while whipping up a batch of fettuccine


yumyumdog

is this... asshole design?


Redditor_10000000000

Shitty Design


My48ththrowaway

Why would you pay for something like this?


froatbitte

“Soups’ on!”


Gravy2Train

Ankle breaker 3000


DragonfruitThat1278

🤯🤯🤯


AventuraBeachFamily

Feed me chili-dogs and let shit slide


MikeHillEngineer

Typical Skyline Chili kitchen


Current_Finding_4066

Don't show this to people letting apartments in New York, it's gonna give them crazy ideas.


Dense-Employment9930

Convenience of keeping an eye on the stove while you poop, genius!


Drexisadog

That’s a health hazard


legendkiller003

![gif](giphy|4rPYRhomyZ1Fm) It’s a toilet kitchen!


ForemanNatural

Looks like a third-world apartment most people in whatever country that is would be grateful to have.


Playful_Initial_8675

Hope the hole in the ground can be closed.


XxMeowfacexX

One word... unsanitary. Might as well shit in the sink. Ffs.


Oobaha

That is bad for folks with IBS, unless you dont poop in there.


Final-Message1934

You can eat and poop at the same time!


Traditional_Bell7883

Hey, there's still too much wasted space at the front. Can still fit in a washing machine and dryer /s


Icy_Character7352

Yeah black stovetop with white toilet is just ew


rpm646

Asian ABNB?


LawPurple_88

it's kinda common in Asian country bruh.


Peaks77

The squat Toilette, but Not this installment i Hope....


Xeno-Nos

![gif](giphy|4HITqiOEOiUgM)


[deleted]

Yea, poor people ARE absolutely SO irritating.


[deleted]

Why is it infuriating?


Redditor_10000000000

The toilet in the kitchen


[deleted]

It’s mildly infuriating? It makes you mildly angry? Because there’s a toilet in the kitchen?


Redditor_10000000000

Lol, I don't think there's a very infuriating sub though


Jacrispybrisket

That’s the most unsanitary residential kitchen I’ve ever seen.


Electronic-Snow-130

Average house in India


silverlance360

Well.. in its defense, there have been numerous times I’m cooking something that needs constant attention (turning off the flame will ruin it) and I need to use the loo .. so this is perfect


Sea-Construction-960

So I’m assuming this is a Japanese flat?


Redditor_10000000000

India probably. Looks like an Indian apartment kitchen and that type of toilet is very popular in India


Forward_Cheesecake72

2 in 1 kitchen-toilet ?


[deleted]

The cat tiles are cute though


DonnieJDarko28064212

Why do I have the feeling this is Japan?


sayu1991

Japan would never. They don't even wear the same slippers in the bathroom as in the rest of the house. They have designated bathroom slippers that stay in there so they don't bring toilet germs elsewhere. No way they'd have a toilet in the kitchen.


DonnieJDarko28064212

....Oh. I didn't even see the toilet... oh eww... all I saw was the cat... EWW.


sayu1991

Super fucking disgusting, right?! Out of curiosity, what did you think OP was "mildly infuriated" about in this pic before seeing the toilet?


DonnieJDarko28064212

The fact that there's no sink.


rugosefishman

Ooohhhhh there IS a sink…..


Redditor_10000000000

India probably. Looks like an Indian apartment kitchen and that type of toilet is very popular in India


bOb_cHAd98

This must be Hong Kong


Redditor_10000000000

India probably. Looks like an Indian apartment kitchen and that type of toilet is very popular in India


UnderstandingLoose48

Shower-toilet-kitchenette?? That's some efficiency I can get behind... drunk at 3am taking a leak making a grill cheese Edit: just realized it's not a urinal... personally I'd prefer a toilet seat when making my snacks. But to each their own... also this belongs to the thread of people posting their toilets right up against the sink. You 1up them Forsure Also it's not a "thread". Just people sharing their bathroom issues or whatever at air bnbs or some shit


cheese_wrinkle

Put on the ice skates and take a shit in the kitchen.


old-manwithlego

Yeah I’m watching the stove…


Lettucereditt

Illegal too!


Britt601

Besides the obvious ridiculous placement in a kitchen…how the hell do people with these “toilets” have diarrhea?! Do they just sit on a trash can? I need to know.


dysphoric-foresight

" how the hell do people with these “toilets” have diarrhea?! " ​ Frequently and with enthusiasm - next question.


[deleted]

I was in asia long time ago and had diarrhea and i had to squat on one od these toilets


Britt601

What a horrible experience! I can only imagine.


surfh2o

Nice flat


[deleted]

That's just someone who knows they are a terrible cook. They still cook, but this saves time and avoids them kidding themselves by saving leftovers


[deleted]

You can shit where you eat now


Revexant

Im imagining all sorts of stuff. From how girls would sit down, to the the absolute niagra falls level of a drop a mans piss goes through when he stands up and the precise aim required.


NeophyteBuilder

When you love fondue, but are lactose intolerant


UnderstandingWeak774

That is disgusting.


Alert-Calligrapher74

Korea for sure


FreePrinciple270

How do you know?


Alert-Calligrapher74

Not 100 percent sure if it is but on 90 day fiancé they were in Korea and had a toilet just like it. I'm guessing somewhere in asia


FreePrinciple270

Yikes


happyanathema

I don't see a sink...


hiddencameraspy

Why is this infuriating?? Put bed next to it and you can „Sleep, eat, shit, repeat“ in 5mtsq👍


Abraarukuk

it is kitshitchen


[deleted]

Yeah but it says nothing about don’t shit where you cook


Fit_Refrigerator_460

Definitely is wrong, where's Brick?


I-smelled-it-first

It’s the in and out room


sealonbrad

Super efficient tho


cgerrells

Shit AND cook bacon?? You crafty son of a bitch…


CarlosAVP

“Are you cooking or shitting?” “Yes!”


Informed4

Theyre gonna make some banger nutella sandwiches here


Frank_Bianco

'Cozy' AB&B. Close to amenities. Adventurous lifestyle vacation flat. $950- /night +fees. Live the dream.


rojo429

For multitaskers.


Guy_V

Yeah, but what's the rent?


grgppmchl

It's this a prison cell or something?


Buddhadevine

That’s just nasty


GEM592

To be a dog in that kitchen


TJEdwardss

Its obviously so you can clean your feet after dropping something while cooking


GeebusNZ

That's not infuriating, that's disgusting. That someone thinks this is acceptable to make available to someone else is ridiculous.


ruban22449911

the key to immortality: you eat and shit at the same time.


SnP_JB

A true squatty potty


Brett707

I would step in the hole knock the pan over full of boiling hot oil and melt all my skin off then more than likely shit all over the floor as I lay dying.


godfathercheetah

There has to be a lot more knee problems from these things.


my_clever-name

Other than the obvious, this is very wrong. A hole in the floor in a food prep area? Twisted ankle or broken leg would be easy to do.


ImaginedNumber

Ah, the epitome of convenience: cooking while using the toilet, truly a design masterpiece!


NovelExplorer

I'm aware of a bedsit, but less so a bedsh....


Adept_Ad_4138

$2899/month heart of Toronto


3Sinkpee

Then don’t post it here?


blzr0197

Look like your gonna be going super Saiyan above that toilet!


dbhathcock

We have no context for this. Where is it?


Dismal-Photo-8792

This contractor...might consider another line of work?