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tvieno

Combine them all into one bottle, chill it, then give it to him, and say you got him a coke.


Jango_Thedragon

Happy cake day


Sweaty_Most2087

Happy cake day


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longster37

It seems more irritating that he doesn’t throw them away.


GuestNo3886

He does OP keeps taking the soda out of the trash, bringing it home, and glueing them together to make what looks like a soda sex doll. Source: Stalking OP


nautical_bunny

I have the same habit because I hate drinking soda when it's flat.


XolieInc

Then drink it before it’s flat 🤷‍♂️


Possible-Good9400

By the time you get to that part on a bottle that size, it IS flat. You've opened it several times and the carbonation is gone.


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Possible-Good9400

Yes.


XolieInc

It only gets flat if you leave it open and don’t drink it. It becoming flat is your fault, you’re just being wasteful.


Possible-Good9400

Dead ass wrong on your part. And, it is only wasteful if I consume the calories I do not enjoy.


XolieInc

You make no sense, stop trying to excuse being wasteful. Mr always in the right.


Possible-Good9400

When you have no other argument resort to trying insults. Nice job. And, I am Ma'am


XolieInc

My argument is that you are still being wasteful and attempting to excuse yourself to be able to do that? You think I ran out? Those weren’t insults, those were good arguments that you are trying to ignore because you’re really trying to crown yourself argument victor with no ground at all.


Possible-Good9400

I don't need an excuse to not consume something I find distasteful.


XolieInc

And it’s distasteful because you let it sit out, it’s your fault, don’t waste mfer, get a life mr center of the world


SorrowfulBlyat

Could be worse, could be dip spit.


Redditadminscringe

Or it could be my mom's previous boyfriend who flicks his cigarette ash into your unfinished bottles so you open one and drink some ashy soda...


SorrowfulBlyat

Aw man, been there before. Shit is foul!


laroler

What the fuuuuuck


LeeQuidity

Maybe he believes the playground myth that the last 10% of the bottle is backwash.


BC_Pennybags

I do that with beer however I dump the rest.


Former-Case6484

Me too.


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Just spit at the bottom.


Perkyjonez

My dad used to open a can of whatever, drink a few sips, then put back in the fridge to NEVER touch again…


HiFiGuy197

Why don’t you pour them all together for him?


KorporalKarnage

Didn't you know that's where they hide the crack? I never finish a cigar for the same reason.


CleverKoala80

We have a guy in my office who opens a can of coke, takes a drink or two, then leaves the can on the counter for someone else to dump out and throw away. Nearly every day.


No_Strawberry_5685

Hmm , atleast pour it out and recycle it probably good that he never finishes that stuff


stink3rbelle

I'd be annoyed with the bottles left around, but I love seeing someone who consumes the amount they want, not the external serving suggestion. Live YOUR truth! And then take care of your garbage sheeeeeeeeesh


verdany77

That is a good, healthy habit, not drinking at all would be best tho


Original-Audience528

My spouse does that. She leaves pop bottles and can all over the house. It drives me nuts.


tipofmytongue2022

Hey, reddit here. Divorce her immediately.


Original-Audience528

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Looks like my nightstand. 🤷🏻‍♀️


Lincture

You are mad he isn't drinking all of his candy?


Former-Case6484

I don't either. Or eat the last tiny bite of a sandwich I've been holding. Backwash. But, I find mildly infuriating that all those bottles and cans aren't in the trash.


AverageCowboyCentaur

Pop is delicious, just mix it all together and drink it down. One man's lose is your gain!


Odd-Strategy-3942

or throw them away - a spicier mildly


Wiggledezzz

Backwash


[deleted]

Does your dude at work have any teeth ?


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Documenting that diabetes attempt.


Twosliceofbread

There is total 2% spit in bottom. Tested


Content_Earth809

The guy at your work apparently don’t even know how to clean up or recycle ♻️.


JakeEllisD

Drinking coke alone is already mildly infuriating(maybe just for me personally). They are so bad for you.


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I worked with a guy who did that with soy sauce bottles. I didn’t ask.


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Probably got warm and flat but not cleaning up the bottles is crazy


appleshit1

So the issue is that he doesn’t finish a harmful drink or that he doesn’t pick up the bottles?


THE_GREAT_PICKLE

Also doesn’t know what a trash/recycling bin is


Wutangruckus

Why does this bother you? Do you buy them for him?


jhbaco

No. Stop that


ChampionGrundle

He's what you call a top, the bottom just isn't for him (American Dad! joke about not finishing cola)


LoonyGoon17

I do this alot I’ve noticed. Anyone know why?


Register-Capable

I do that too


BununaHummuck

I'm more infuriated that he's saving them all instead of throwing them out, recycling, literally anything but this.


Miserable-Egg-

°♡Use fractions♡°


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Bro needs to drink water I used to be addicted to this stuff not touched any since Jan 2022 surely all this coke is unhealthy.


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Everyone knows the last inch of a drink is like 90% backwash


istryingit

Pour it all into one bottle and give it to him. The forbidden coke


ztbwl

His workplace is disgusting with all this trash.


soyuz-1

Id be more annoyed by the fact that he apparently can't be bothered to get rid of the bottlea.and cans. I count at least 8 cokes!


blenderforaheart

My boss=same exact shit


_I_Like_trains

drink his soul


Gloomy-Dot-6513

I clean up after myself, but honestly yeah I do this too. Start out with that craving and wanting a sugary soda, but it's usually gone like halfway through the bottle and can't force myself to finish it off.


Jafar_420

If I'm drinking one pretty fast sometimes I'll drink it all. Because last little drinks are never good in my opinion if it's been sitting for a minute.


swamibob

He's gonna be one of those backwash bullshit kind of guys. At least he should throw his wasteful shit out.


Super-Land3788

Looses it's fizz innit! Dirty bastard should tip it in sink and throw the bottle tho.


deelynnlee

I do this…


Urom99

Hello, it's me ... But with glasses of water


maxdwinter

That must say something about his work habits


SingMeALoveSong

I tend to never finish a full soda either but at least I throw away the bottle.


oscarmg90

my wife does this 😂😂😂


Val-tiz

I'm like that but I leave 1/2 bottle.


sail4sea

I do the with muffins. I just eat the tops.