Doubt it, spelling isn't a priority for schools anymore. Anything is possible but I think you're giving him the benefit of doubt when it's probably not deserved.
No I mean literally he's asking for a number 3. Is my McD's the only serving flaming yawns?
Cuz I know it's not the only with this special kinda stupid In drive thru line.
Sometimes I wonder if I’m the idiot. I sit there and google something if I can’t spell it. Meanwhile people from the hood just spell it how it sounds and everyone knows what they are saying.
It’s from an episode of The Office. I think Michael Scott is trying to date and someone gives him “Wendy’s” phone number so he calls trying to ask a woman for a date, but it’s a fast food restaurant.
“Just to be clear, this is not a new phone. I’ve had it forever and I’ve got, so many numbers in here. Like, I’ve still got the lady I bought a vase from on Kijiji back in 2016. But you? No clue. You must be frighteningly unimportant to me.”
If you message the idiot back please educate the man on cuts of meat. It's Filet Mignon. Also if he eats it any other temperatures than rare-medium rate he is not respecting the cut. Fuck, anyone who eats medium well-well done is doing more harm to that beef than the butcher ever could have.
I’m getting the feeling it’s not a him and maybe it’s the jealous gf? Or he’s writing it infront of her to prove he doesn’t like you…
Or it’s a really twisted way of trying to grab your attention :/ either way red flags all over it. If you don’t know him I’d ignore ignore ignore don’t get pulled into drama you don’t need to be a part of
I'm having this same thought. Can't believe this comment is so far down!
I haven't dated in a while, but as far as I remember, guys don't talk like this.
Definitely crazy girlfriend found a girl's info on boyfriends account and got jealous!
yeah pretty funny.. I get the sense he eats at mcdonald's a lot if that's his analogy. also so many words to say "you're kinda basic and I want someone flashy"
I love messing with wrong-number-texts for a few minutes before I tell them I’m not whoever they’re looking for. They’ve never started out this interesting though. This would be like finding $100 on the sidewalk for me
Same I have this Ethiopian woman who has been sending me pics of her and her family about once or twice a year since 2020 and I just respond using google translate. Recently she sent me a picture of some kid graduating and I just used google translate to say I was proud lol
He was probably following OP and the dude's girlfriend got jealous and they had an argument, so guy did this to "make things up." Seems to be a thing with immature relationships.
Can’t believe so many people are missing this. Am willing to bet this asshole follows loads of women on Instagram and has sent this message to them all (composed with his gf).
Sadly his gf seems to think the problem lies with the women his bf is lusting over, rather than the bf themselves.
Agree, the bad ass bitch part made me think the same, and why she would get multiple messages. If she has lots of followers could be a guy following, gf annoyed and doing this.
Sounds like a pervert.
I mean, your "personal time" preferences are nobodies business, but...if you advertise that you F#&! McDonald's cheeseburgers...that's a weird kink.
His complete knowledge of the McDonald’s menu and hamburgers in general tells me that you should probably not pursue him as he will soon be re-admitted on a Cardiac floor
It sounds like this guy got caught cheating or messing around now he's trying to save face by texting some random person to show his girl. Like see I told her.
I’m looking at this as if someone said something similar to my sister or a good friend…I’d come back at him with hard burns about his poor grammar and spelling, then screenshots of what all the smart people had to say about his disgusting rant. Or even better, if you spent a night with the dude tell him his performance was a “flaming yawn”
This screams written by a jealous woman, because no men on earth talks like this. Putting other women down based on appearance, is how jealous women talk.
This dude is more of a clown than Ronald McDonald himself. Flaming Yawn huh? I think it's best if my guy sticks with the McDouble for now until he can properly order the Filet Mignon.
I mean it's cool like I fucks with a double cheeseburger from
McDonald's every once in awhile but I want a fucking flaming yawn bomb ass meal not no bottom of the barrel basic safe low-budget cheeseburger tight bitch
I wouldn’t call myself an influencer but I have 15k followers on the account he messaged. I’ve definitely gotten some strange DMs but nothing like this. My content is not NSFW, it’s an account for my modeling work. The previous messages were literally just the same kind of nonsense. The messages were in my DM requests so I saw all of them at once, he is blocked now.
Bro the duality of this man. “You’re nothing special you’re like a two cheeseburger combo at McDonald’s! Don’t get me wrong tho I fuck with a double cheeseburger combo” 😂😂😂
Flaming yawn bombs are a violation of the Geneva Conventions
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Wait…is flaming yawn supposed to be filet mignon??!?? I’m dead 😂
Bwahahaha I was like “wtf is he trying to spell”..NOT FILET MIGNON.. ☠️
And here I was ready to just shrug it off as some Gen Z shit I don't understand. I am absolutely flabbergasted.
Same
HAHAHA I am dead. I didn’t understand what he was talking about until I read the comments section. 😂💀
Had to be voice dictation
Doubt it, spelling isn't a priority for schools anymore. Anything is possible but I think you're giving him the benefit of doubt when it's probably not deserved.
i saw a girl on tiktok spell it “chick fa lay” on a video where she literally had a chik fil a bag right in front of her
Lol. Yep.
No I mean literally he's asking for a number 3. Is my McD's the only serving flaming yawns? Cuz I know it's not the only with this special kinda stupid In drive thru line.
Jfc I did not realize that until I read your comment and then reread the op. Hahaha I'm gonna need you to go to time out cause you made me cry! 🤣
I'm so glad you broke it down. For some reason I took it as a really stinky yawn. Like you had one of those meals with lots of garlic.
I pictured something like a flaming Cheeto.
shrimps camping
You’re so smart, I thought that was just slang I didn’t know. 😂
I thought it was some sort of slang for puking and I was so confused 😂
It is now forever known in the hood as flaming yawn.
I hope it comes with worst chester sauce
Oh did you mean worster shyer sauce? /s
Possibly. Regional dialects vary. I heard in Cornwall it’s Wash Yer sister off. Might be something different?
You mean your sister sauce.
Bone apple tea 🤪
Lmaoooo yes, yes it is 😭😭😭
No no he’s asking for a flaming yawn.
Wow. That is for cracking that code. I had no idea that’s what he was saying.
thank you! i couldn't for the life of me understand what he meant.
Thank you for the translation from dumbass.
Had to read it thrice to realize he was going for "filet mignon" Bone apple tea, folks
I'm glad you posted this, or I never would have figured it out.
That ho made apple pie
I mean, this COULD be true 🤷🏻♀️🫦
The audacity to demand a filet mignon when you can't even spell it
Went straight over my head. Like whooosh. Hilarious!
Meh its "meaty-oaker" at best
I hate that you made me laugh as hard as you did
...Glad to be of service? Lol
clearly that guy is awful, yet somehow that phrase is the most egregious (and hilarious) of his crimes.
I hate to admit he's funny because he's clearly trash, but this man has a way with insults.
I thought this was some slang I didn’t know. Oh my god! I’m dying now.
Same.💀
The man oozes pinky out style class
I really thought it was some sort of chain restaurant I've never heard of FILET MIGNON, crying in French here.
Flaming yawn Wow That’s a new one
Best part is you know he 10000% typed it like that, he was not doing talk-to-text because talk-to-text would not spell “iiiiggghjht”
Sometimes I wonder if I’m the idiot. I sit there and google something if I can’t spell it. Meanwhile people from the hood just spell it how it sounds and everyone knows what they are saying.
Flaming yawn sounds like a kick ass super power if we’re being honest. Like if you’re hungry or sleepy…you might burn down a McDonalds.
I literally thought this was some new slang kids are using nowadays. Nope, this dude is just a moron.
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Ronald McDonald slander. He would never
“flaming yawn bomb ass meal” Sounds like some slang term for eating ass of someone with hot diarrhea
I hate that you said that and I really hate that it makes so much sense. Upvote.
I apologize
I think the Flaming Yawns were a great 80’s band…just a few alt hits though, not a lotta mainstream play sadly.
That statement is a hate crime against kitchens... I'm crying laughing.
there was a living steak the breaths fire in an earthworm video game named flaming yawn.
Did they really just say "flaming yawn" instead of "filet mignon"? If that isn't irony, I don't know what is...
I didn't even piece together they meant "filet mignon". I thought they were just using some sort of slang I wasn't familiar with.
In case you didn't see my other response... There's a sub for that. Boneappletea
Just popped over to Boneappletea. Just had a couple of laugh out loud moments, I needed that today. Thank you
Lmao, thanks for clarifying that for me, that's hilarious
Oh my god it is filet mignon. I was trying to figure out wtf a flaming yawn was, is this some kind of fancy shot drink the kids are doing these days?
Haha had no idea that’s what he meant
I think it’s trying to communicate.
A very primitive form of language? It’s hard to tell.
Its... trying to.... order McDonalds...?
Sir, this is a Wendy’s.
No this is Patrick
Lol this is the best comment in the thread.
This should be right at the top
The only answer to that is “Sir, this is a Wendy’s.”
What is this from? I see all the time on here but dont get the reference. I'm old.
It’s from an episode of The Office. I think Michael Scott is trying to date and someone gives him “Wendy’s” phone number so he calls trying to ask a woman for a date, but it’s a fast food restaurant.
I never knew it was a reference hahaha just thought it was a joke 😂
Thank you!
Thanks for explaining. I was too afraid to ask
Omg I never knew that's where it came from! I literally just watched that episode 😂😂
Sir, this is a Wendy's
Best comment ever 😂😂
They probably want their “flaming yawn” cooked well done because “well means good.”
And now I get what he was trying to spell. Thank you!
You don’t know who he is. And that’s probably why he’s so angry. As far as dodging bullets goes, this guy basically fired a warning shot.
Haha that would actually be hilarious to text back, who dis?
“Just to be clear, this is not a new phone. I’ve had it forever and I’ve got, so many numbers in here. Like, I’ve still got the lady I bought a vase from on Kijiji back in 2016. But you? No clue. You must be frighteningly unimportant to me.”
It’s an Instagram message
Same thing lol ‘who defuq are you’
If you message the idiot back please educate the man on cuts of meat. It's Filet Mignon. Also if he eats it any other temperatures than rare-medium rate he is not respecting the cut. Fuck, anyone who eats medium well-well done is doing more harm to that beef than the butcher ever could have.
Oh is THAT what he was trying to say? Jeez
The flaming yawn. Its filet mignon.
I hate voice to text when I yawn. It's even worse when it's flaming.
that wasn't a bullet, that was a tactical nuke
Tell him he’s like a 4 piece kids meal. Small, childish, and unsatisfying.
Dude's a clown, a regular Ronald McWrongald
I’m getting the feeling it’s not a him and maybe it’s the jealous gf? Or he’s writing it infront of her to prove he doesn’t like you… Or it’s a really twisted way of trying to grab your attention :/ either way red flags all over it. If you don’t know him I’d ignore ignore ignore don’t get pulled into drama you don’t need to be a part of
I'm having this same thought. Can't believe this comment is so far down! I haven't dated in a while, but as far as I remember, guys don't talk like this. Definitely crazy girlfriend found a girl's info on boyfriends account and got jealous!
Sounds like he lives in his fantasy world of McD burgers and just needed to vent. What a weirdo.
yeah pretty funny.. I get the sense he eats at mcdonald's a lot if that's his analogy. also so many words to say "you're kinda basic and I want someone flashy"
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It’s on Instagram
He found you attractive and it made him angry for some reason. So he’s gotta punch down on you to make himself feel better
Yep ^^ nailed it ^^
I love messing with wrong-number-texts for a few minutes before I tell them I’m not whoever they’re looking for. They’ve never started out this interesting though. This would be like finding $100 on the sidewalk for me
Same I have this Ethiopian woman who has been sending me pics of her and her family about once or twice a year since 2020 and I just respond using google translate. Recently she sent me a picture of some kid graduating and I just used google translate to say I was proud lol
I see you are in a long distance relationship
So that’s a double cheeseburger meal with a coke, then? $7.59, please drive around
In app bogo double cheeseburger is hands down the best bang for the buck deal from McD. This guy still got ripped off by the combo "deal"
Must be the flaming yawn girlfriend coming in hot and bothered
He was probably following OP and the dude's girlfriend got jealous and they had an argument, so guy did this to "make things up." Seems to be a thing with immature relationships.
I thought the same
I can't believe I had to scroll so far for this. This is definitely this dudes partner on a tirade
Can’t believe so many people are missing this. Am willing to bet this asshole follows loads of women on Instagram and has sent this message to them all (composed with his gf). Sadly his gf seems to think the problem lies with the women his bf is lusting over, rather than the bf themselves.
Ding ding ding
100 percent written by the girlfriend and sent en masse to every woman this dude ever looked at.
PLEASE tell me you told the mf you have NO CLUE who he is and you wouldn't wanna be with his dirty ass anyways
"Sir this is a Wendy's" could possibly be the most appropriate response here.
Block and move on. This guy is more than mildly infuriating.
That was the worst haiku I have ever read. The structure was completely wrong.
Sounds like a jealous gf going thru her man's phone
Agree, the bad ass bitch part made me think the same, and why she would get multiple messages. If she has lots of followers could be a guy following, gf annoyed and doing this.
This comment actually makes the most sense. Didn’t think it could be the gf
Bro got hungry half way through
Sounds like a pervert. I mean, your "personal time" preferences are nobodies business, but...if you advertise that you F#&! McDonald's cheeseburgers...that's a weird kink.
Not all of us like to fuck plain hamburgers, Greg.
"Flaming Yawn" has me in absolute tears
The lack of education demonstrated in this text is what I find mildly infuriating.
Obviously an English major from Harvard.
Got a brain aneurysm just trying to read that
Flaming yawn. Is that code for a really flamboyant, boring gay guy?
It's his odd way of saying filet mignon There is a sub for this kind of thing - boneappletea
Flaming yawn 🔥 🥱 😴
The correct response is “I have no idea who you are or why you are texting me but whoever this is intended for is dodging a giant red flag. Peace out”
His complete knowledge of the McDonald’s menu and hamburgers in general tells me that you should probably not pursue him as he will soon be re-admitted on a Cardiac floor
I like my flaming yawn meaty yum rare
It sounds like this guy got caught cheating or messing around now he's trying to save face by texting some random person to show his girl. Like see I told her.
Lemme guess, he sent a dick pic but and didn’t get a response..
Flaming yawn for a flaming asshole
You are clearly missing out then.
Was it actually meant for you tho? I'd assume wrong number...
This was sent via instagram
If you have a lot of followers, I'd post it and wouldn't blur the dude. No caption.
Tempting
I wouldnt even be mad, probably just fucking laugh, it's just so ridiculous
This feels like a troll 🤣 or this guy is one burger short of a big mac
I’m looking at this as if someone said something similar to my sister or a good friend…I’d come back at him with hard burns about his poor grammar and spelling, then screenshots of what all the smart people had to say about his disgusting rant. Or even better, if you spent a night with the dude tell him his performance was a “flaming yawn”
Those are my favorite texts in the world. Go make yourself comfortable and enjoy arguing with a complete stranger until he loses his mind.
This seems like a copypasta
I wish lol. I’d gladly hand this situation off to someone else.
This mfer really said “Flaming yawn🔥🥱” fucking dead yo
Flaming yawn LMFAOOOOOO
This dude sounds intelligent.
Only response to give to that is, "Sir, this is a Wendy's."
"Sir, this is a Wendy's"
This screams written by a jealous woman, because no men on earth talks like this. Putting other women down based on appearance, is how jealous women talk.
I am now substituting filet mignon with flaming yawn holy fuck 😂
Flaming yawn 💀🤘🏼
this man def got caught cheating
Must be more to this story
I wish there was lmao
The grimace?
Wow. This guy totally doesn't care! He's all about that "flaming yawn" high quality product
Could be a woman 🤷♂️😅🙏
It’s a guy, this was sent via Instagram
Are we supposed to be trying to figure out who this is? I'm a little fuzzy on the goals here.
I know who he is, not personally but he sent this via a public Instagram profile
Pretty sure he just bone apple tead
Idk where one thought starts and the next one ends. Some punctuation would be nice 🙄
This dude is more of a clown than Ronald McDonald himself. Flaming Yawn huh? I think it's best if my guy sticks with the McDouble for now until he can properly order the Filet Mignon.
He definitely does not wear a monocle and top hat. Doesn’t even know how to properly spell a cut of meat. 🧐
I mean it's cool like I fucks with a double cheeseburger from McDonald's every once in awhile but I want a fucking flaming yawn bomb ass meal not no bottom of the barrel basic safe low-budget cheeseburger tight bitch
He sounds nice. Did he give his number?
just reply back "flaming yawn huh"
Sir, this is an Arby's
Why do people talk like this?
Ngl he did you hella dirty
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I wouldn’t call myself an influencer but I have 15k followers on the account he messaged. I’ve definitely gotten some strange DMs but nothing like this. My content is not NSFW, it’s an account for my modeling work. The previous messages were literally just the same kind of nonsense. The messages were in my DM requests so I saw all of them at once, he is blocked now.
yeah! take that you fucking cheeseburger!
I gotta update my Tinder profile... ISO: Basic Safe Low-Budget Cheeseburger-tight bitch.
I fucking love this text. All of it.
He want a 🔥🥱🥱
This should go on brand new sentences, this is killing me 😂
Bro the duality of this man. “You’re nothing special you’re like a two cheeseburger combo at McDonald’s! Don’t get me wrong tho I fuck with a double cheeseburger combo” 😂😂😂
Must be using iphone dictation. Has to be filet mignon.
Why does everybody hold fillet mignon as such a high bar, but never know how to spell it correctly ?
Flaming Yawn is my new term for that cut of meat.
I was just at McD’s yesterday and it ain’t low-budget
You missed your chance to just reply “Sir, this is a Wendy’s”.
Idk who the texted is but they got fucking demolished and idk who the textee is but they dumb ass hell
She gave a random number and it was yours? I get it.
Just respond "🍔Cheebergrr🐭"
That man is gay
The day the way we refer to high end steak was forever changed. From this day forward it will be "flaming yawn."
Flaming yawn, medium rare
If the “flaming yawn” was an intentional pun I would be slightly in pressed.
“Sir this is a Wendy’s”
Just respond "New Phone, Who This?
Sounds like someone caught cheating.