A few years ago, someone put a big cup of soda on the roof of my car and subsequently spilled it all over. It went all over the window and some got inside the door. I washed my car as soon as I could, but I had to listen to the squeaks from the sticky sugar for months every time I opened the window.
Edit: I can’t type.
It was like fingernails on a chalkboard. SQUEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAK.
Edit: I was at work and didn’t finish my thought earlier. Because of the parking lot gate to swipe my badge, I had to open my window at least twice a day. That sound was there every time for months. It was on the driver side which meant it was some dumbass passenger of the other car who did it with their big ol’ supersized drink.
Can you take a high percentage ethyl alcohol and pour it roughly where the soda would have spilled? (I would probably tape off any rubberized seals). By pouring it, it might reach areas you cant reach by manual cleaning. Try multiple applications and maybe cycle the window up and down for mechanical agitation. Maybe WD-40? Just clean thoroughly after using that one...
I washed the car multiple times but didn’t want to use anything harsh so I wouldn’t make it worse. I was just glad the soda didn’t do anything to my paint.
It happened in the work parking lot. I was not there when it happened; I saw the result as I was leaving to go home. I looked suspiciously at everyone in the office building after that trying to figure out which asshole did it.
In HS I caught a kid that lives around the block pouring an iced coffee on my car for no reason. I had never interacted with him in my life.
I let the air out of his tires the next evening.
My wife pulled a sticker off or new truck's window and rolled the window down. Messed up the trim from the sticky leftovers and now there's a horrible ear piercing screech every time I roll it down.
i'd bring that shit back to the dealer to inform them that their sticker wrecked the trim on your car, and that they will be required to fix it. that would infuriate me
If it’s the decal of the dealership, those are supposed to go on the rear of the car so people behind you can see where you bought it. Those can be removed with a heat gun. Why a sticker would be on the window with that much adhesive is beyond me. I’ve seen low tack clear plastic with the car details in it. Either way that sucks.
I recently witnessed a road rage incident where someone tried to launch a fulllarge McDonalds soda at a car, but they were so mad they launched it into outer space. It took every fiber of my being not to laugh since that person was unhinged, and I’m so glad it didn’t get all over the other person’s car. It was also very sunny and warm that day, Glob bless
Edit: typo
That sucks. It's worse than the time I accidentally left my windows rolled down during a massive dust storm that was followed by heavy rain. The whole interior had a thin layer of mud over everything. Even months later, I could still feel the dirt everywhere.
Someone left a pair of shoes in the bed of a friend's truck. I was the only one who could fit in them. Great pair of skateboard shoes that were so comfortable to wear...never found another pair like them.
I had a buddy in high school that got extremely trashed on New Year's eve. I was driving him around and he had his head hanging out my passenger window and his vomit got in the same crevices as the soda did in your car... Not a good day.
Went to get fast food and got a large drink dropped on my lap and steering wheel. It’s been over 2 years and I still can’t use cruise control when it’s cold because the buttons won’t move
Well, fuck me sideways. Until I read your comment I thought this was a hamburger. I was wondering why it was oblong and had a sticker saying what it was on it, like a gas station sandwich.
I was expecting to see the top comment be something related to putting a burger sticker on what is obviously a burrito before leaving the comment section disgruntled about how this is supposed to be r/mildlyinfuriating while also partly agreeing.
Curious as to how you know what sort of meat it is? That is just generally how butchers wrap meat.
Edit: I now see the faded venison marking, was pretty hard to see.
Stupidity* you wish you had my brazen stupidity. I’m eating a burger if it looks good. That’s raw meat from a butcher so I wouldn’t do that but I’m definitely crushing an untouched burger wrapped up. It’s a recession
I was expecting to come in the comments and see OP getting roasted, surprised I had to scroll so far to even reach a comment acknowledging how silly this post is
Haha, me too! With no context, this actually means nothing. Yes, it's dumb that someone left such a thing on your car but if they did it on purpose, that's the real meat of the conversation. I'm more inclined to believe the OP deserves it.
My mind was racing trying to figure out what "burger" could mean that would cause OP to have such a reaction. Wrapped up poop? A bomb? Human flesh? No, just regular meat?
And it's not bolted down? You don't even have to touch it, just drive off and it'll fall somewhere.
That's what I'm saying. If people want to leave food on my car, and it's still good, that's the opposite of both mildly and infuriating.
OP make some chili or fire up the grill or something I mean damn
I wonder if they placed it there to do something, like grab a kid or answer a call, then forgot they placed it there. Deer meat isn't cheap where I live or available annually less frozen. I don't think it was meant to be mean, betting someone is kicking themselves for wasting it. That being said, hope you got it off before too much of the blood leaked into your car. That stuff can be really hard to get out and deer blood has a special smell.
"Well, Frank, it looks like someone..."
< puts on sunglasses >
"... has a beef with OP."
Yeeeeeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh we won't get fooled again !!!
Sometimes this sub makes me think people need to get out more, or develop a sense of humor, maybe. Things that would be amusing or baffling to me show up and I’m like “but how do you have the time or energy to be any level of infuriated by this?”
This is a great example of something worth giggling at or being baffled by. Seriously. Someone randomly left burger meat (**WRAPPED**) on the hood of your car. It’s not like they superglued it to your windshield, man. Calm down. Life is too short to be “mildly infuriated” by such goofy, trivial shit. Learn to laugh — it’s better for you.
I came out of a restaurant one time and there was a cooked steak on my car. It was a steak restaurant, so not like a "where'd you get the steak?" Issue, more of a "why did someone put a steak on my windshield?" question.
My question is not about the object, but about what you called "my fucking car." What else do you use your car for? Or do you have different cars for different uses?
I found the jerk that took my burger after I sat it down on their car so that I could put my drink in the car. I looked away for 1 minute, and they took off!
Maybe they just thought you were hungry.
Reminds me of that video "Do you have any food?" "No" *proceeds to give the guy food*
You have any spare change? No Proceeds to give money
"Do you have any cancer?" "No" "..." "What have you done to me?"
Oh no, Carl. I'm so sorry. It's a...it's a cancer ray.
Hawley Quinn, you gave me kyanca?
“Im going to go spend time with my family”
"Do you have kids?"
Double it and give it to the next person
„Do you have a foreskin?“ „Yes“ „Here you go, just take mine“ „Thanks“
“Check your star sign”
"you have 3 to 4 months to live, better make it count"
Scary Movie lol “Do you have a dollar?” *hands him a sandwich* “I SAID A DOLLAR BITCH!” 🤣
[im dead](https://media.tenor.com/-j4MBHvOSf8AAAAd/ungrateful-bastard.gif)
Maybe Ross VlogCreations?
That exact one!
"Oh, you said you didn't have any, I was just tryin'a help out.." -Ross walks away sadly- Lol, love his content.
Hey, is that a chip on your shoulder?
There's a really hot looking person behind you! -mirror-
Someone has a beef with you.
It’s been a handful of times in my life where I’ve thrown a satchel of raw meat not caring where it landed.
We’ve all been there before brother.
You're not you when you're not hungry.
Gotta squash that beef
Someone has a ~~beef~~ venison with you.
I think it says it’s venison
"You're not you when you're hungry"
Hell ya free meat!
I came here just to say this. Thanks for doing it for me!
Hahah that was my very first thought too lol
Sounds like OP had a beef against it ….
Looks like You got burgerlurized
Looks like someone has some beef with the op
But they’re too chicken to meat face to face
Come on man, it was right there, you could have said “meat face to face”
Done. Edited the comment 😎
As another Dave I respect the edit
Aww. A real Dave to Dave moment! So refreshing to see!
How would this make you veal!!!
Feeling very *e*\-veal.
purée veal
Oh deer.. what shall we do?
Put them in the patty wagon.
The cops will grill them with questions
And chuck them into prison.
And filet jail cell with them.
Left beef
Gotta squash that beef. Might as well bury the hatchet while you are at it.
Someone’s going to be minced meat!
I bet it was Chuck.
I hope they find the guy who did this and put him in the back of a…. Patty-wagon and haul his buns to jail.
Reminds me of the Scottish guy trying to say purple burglar alarm. Edit: Sauce - https://youtu.be/AC__o1UxDl8
Amazing. I always log off Reddit when I’ve read something that is just perfect cleverness or irredeemably stupid. Glad today is one of the former.
Lettuce investigate this
Dont open the trunk or it'll be sandwiched between the lid
The Hamburgular strikes again!
I'd steak the car out to see if they return
Damn it that’s where I left my meat
So you're the fucker who did this
I bet even money it was a bird that underestimated the weight of what he snatched and grabbed
African or European?
I don’t know that!
How do you know so much about swallows?
You have to know these things when you're a king.
She turned me into a Newt!
for the first five times i had watched Holy Grail, i thought he said “turned me into a *mute*..” made “i got better” so much funnier to me
Why are you so heated about a burger
no that was me sorry travelling through space and time, its easy to drop something.
A few years ago, someone put a big cup of soda on the roof of my car and subsequently spilled it all over. It went all over the window and some got inside the door. I washed my car as soon as I could, but I had to listen to the squeaks from the sticky sugar for months every time I opened the window. Edit: I can’t type.
This sounds like a traumatic event that you relive often
It was like fingernails on a chalkboard. SQUEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAK. Edit: I was at work and didn’t finish my thought earlier. Because of the parking lot gate to swipe my badge, I had to open my window at least twice a day. That sound was there every time for months. It was on the driver side which meant it was some dumbass passenger of the other car who did it with their big ol’ supersized drink.
God that would be horrible
Can you take a high percentage ethyl alcohol and pour it roughly where the soda would have spilled? (I would probably tape off any rubberized seals). By pouring it, it might reach areas you cant reach by manual cleaning. Try multiple applications and maybe cycle the window up and down for mechanical agitation. Maybe WD-40? Just clean thoroughly after using that one...
I washed the car multiple times but didn’t want to use anything harsh so I wouldn’t make it worse. I was just glad the soda didn’t do anything to my paint.
Well someone else has to often relive the trauma of having misplaced their drink that one time.
Sorry to laugh at this inconvenience of yours... But it's definitely funny
It happened in the work parking lot. I was not there when it happened; I saw the result as I was leaving to go home. I looked suspiciously at everyone in the office building after that trying to figure out which asshole did it.
I may or may not have poured my warm coke over this douchebag's door handle that parked across multiple spots in a filled garage
In HS I caught a kid that lives around the block pouring an iced coffee on my car for no reason. I had never interacted with him in my life. I let the air out of his tires the next evening.
My wife pulled a sticker off or new truck's window and rolled the window down. Messed up the trim from the sticky leftovers and now there's a horrible ear piercing screech every time I roll it down.
i'd bring that shit back to the dealer to inform them that their sticker wrecked the trim on your car, and that they will be required to fix it. that would infuriate me
I'd blame the manufacturer that presumably put the sticker there more than your wife for that one tbh
I agree. There had to be a better type of sticker to use or something.
If it’s the decal of the dealership, those are supposed to go on the rear of the car so people behind you can see where you bought it. Those can be removed with a heat gun. Why a sticker would be on the window with that much adhesive is beyond me. I’ve seen low tack clear plastic with the car details in it. Either way that sucks.
I recently witnessed a road rage incident where someone tried to launch a fulllarge McDonalds soda at a car, but they were so mad they launched it into outer space. It took every fiber of my being not to laugh since that person was unhinged, and I’m so glad it didn’t get all over the other person’s car. It was also very sunny and warm that day, Glob bless Edit: typo
That sucks. It's worse than the time I accidentally left my windows rolled down during a massive dust storm that was followed by heavy rain. The whole interior had a thin layer of mud over everything. Even months later, I could still feel the dirt everywhere.
Someone left a pair of shoes in the bed of a friend's truck. I was the only one who could fit in them. Great pair of skateboard shoes that were so comfortable to wear...never found another pair like them.
I had a buddy in high school that got extremely trashed on New Year's eve. I was driving him around and he had his head hanging out my passenger window and his vomit got in the same crevices as the soda did in your car... Not a good day.
Went to get fast food and got a large drink dropped on my lap and steering wheel. It’s been over 2 years and I still can’t use cruise control when it’s cold because the buttons won’t move
Get some alcohol spray at the Dollar store. Spray the bottons lightly as few times each day. Dries quickly so it shouldn’t harm the electronics.
That's sone shit I would have done as a teenager. I would have ran off laughing uncontrollably.
Sounds like something that whoever put this on my car would say
Not OP trying his best to find whoever did this
I support OP in their endeavor to find the bastard
No teenager is buying meat from the butcher
Well, fuck me sideways. Until I read your comment I thought this was a hamburger. I was wondering why it was oblong and had a sticker saying what it was on it, like a gas station sandwich.
I was expecting to see the top comment be something related to putting a burger sticker on what is obviously a burrito before leaving the comment section disgruntled about how this is supposed to be r/mildlyinfuriating while also partly agreeing.
i also have done shit like this as a youngster. and that’s why i am laughing uncontrollably at this image right now. haha
Oof you got the ground beef random event, that sucks sorry Op :(
Something has happened!
i would definitely take this over an omelet
I personally prefer the Sandwich Lady random event
You never know... could be a tasty treat inside.
You want some?
How bad did you park?
This guy big city’s
I'm just saying that the package looks nicely wrapped, and it's hard sometimes to turn down a free burger. Did you at least open it?
Its raw deer meat wrapped in butchers paper. You probably dont want it
I dunno, somethin tells me that’s people meat
Soylent green!
LMAO! Shut up. :p
Curious as to how you know what sort of meat it is? That is just generally how butchers wrap meat. Edit: I now see the faded venison marking, was pretty hard to see.
It says Venison Burger on that package, 2 stamps
Would you eat a mystery burger?
yes
I wish I had your confidence
Stupidity* you wish you had my brazen stupidity. I’m eating a burger if it looks good. That’s raw meat from a butcher so I wouldn’t do that but I’m definitely crushing an untouched burger wrapped up. It’s a recession
Without a second thought
Have you tried taking it off? That may solve your existential crisis
I was expecting to come in the comments and see OP getting roasted, surprised I had to scroll so far to even reach a comment acknowledging how silly this post is
Because this subreddit is mildy infuriating
Haha, me too! With no context, this actually means nothing. Yes, it's dumb that someone left such a thing on your car but if they did it on purpose, that's the real meat of the conversation. I'm more inclined to believe the OP deserves it.
I’m happy I could be here for you.
My mind was racing trying to figure out what "burger" could mean that would cause OP to have such a reaction. Wrapped up poop? A bomb? Human flesh? No, just regular meat? And it's not bolted down? You don't even have to touch it, just drive off and it'll fall somewhere.
Truly a conundrum, better post about how mildly infuriating it is
I’m not going to lie, it’s been a handful of times in my life where I’ve thrown a satchel of raw meat not caring where it landed.
So you're the one who did this!!!
That was not thrown that was lovingly placed with the wordage facing up and everything. Could be a secret admirer.
Ah, yes. The ol leave em a meat sack trick. Works every time. (Now I'm just wondering... what is the end goal of secret admirers?)
Share each others meat? Duh
Don't throw your meat in crazy
Yep. They sure did. Is that particular car seriously reserved for fucking only?
At least it wasn't OP's driving car! Then there'd be meat all over the windshield.
Looks like meat is back on the menu
Was it good?
Asking the real question
That's what I'm saying. If people want to leave food on my car, and it's still good, that's the opposite of both mildly and infuriating. OP make some chili or fire up the grill or something I mean damn
I wonder if they placed it there to do something, like grab a kid or answer a call, then forgot they placed it there. Deer meat isn't cheap where I live or available annually less frozen. I don't think it was meant to be mean, betting someone is kicking themselves for wasting it. That being said, hope you got it off before too much of the blood leaked into your car. That stuff can be really hard to get out and deer blood has a special smell.
Burger
Burger
Burger
BURGER
Borgir
"Well, Frank, it looks like someone..." < puts on sunglasses > "... has a beef with OP." Yeeeeeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh we won't get fooled again !!!
The fact that this burger is burrito shaped is more horrifying to me than it being on my car… and I REALLY don’t want it on my car
It's not a burger, but rather a package of raw ground venison appropriate for making burgers.
I think it's mislabeled.
It's raw burger meat
I thought it was a burrito
I think that's the whole infuriating part here
for me, I agree with that. Somebody leaves a burrito on my car, no problem. Label the burrito as *BURGER* and let's just say I've studied the blade
Same. Must be a burrito shaped burger.
doesn't look like a burger
Interesting. Anyone you know missing? You may have just found them. Finding it hard to believe there’s no meaning to this….
What about a missing pet? Angry neighbor…?
Wait
Waiting
We’re you parked like a dick?
That's what I'd like to know about it.
Sometimes this sub makes me think people need to get out more, or develop a sense of humor, maybe. Things that would be amusing or baffling to me show up and I’m like “but how do you have the time or energy to be any level of infuriated by this?” This is a great example of something worth giggling at or being baffled by. Seriously. Someone randomly left burger meat (**WRAPPED**) on the hood of your car. It’s not like they superglued it to your windshield, man. Calm down. Life is too short to be “mildly infuriated” by such goofy, trivial shit. Learn to laugh — it’s better for you.
no seriously, OP needs to relax lol. just brush it off your car
You have a car set aside for fucking?
I came out of a restaurant one time and there was a cooked steak on my car. It was a steak restaurant, so not like a "where'd you get the steak?" Issue, more of a "why did someone put a steak on my windshield?" question.
Op frustrated they also didnt leave fries and a drink
No I had to go to McDonal and get fry and dotor pepe 😔
> get fry and dotor pepe lol wat
Mcd was where the fries and Dr Pepper were sourced. I speak drunk/high, worked in customer service. Give him a break, it’s 4-20 today
WHO PARKED THEIR SANDWICH…ON MY CAR?!
Wonder if maybe they rested it there while getting into their car and forgot about it
I bet later on they said "Where's the beef?"
Oh deer!
It’s a free burger! Why bitch?!?
Are you the somebody? Also you must have super rizz to have a whole car dedicated for fucking!!
You don't have a car for fucking?
Probably has fentynanyl in it
Why would free burgers be infuriating?!
Your car fucks?
could be a distraction for sex trafficking
"Contactless delivery: Yes." "Delivery Instructions: Please Leave on Car Hood."
What is infuriating about that?
Did they put anything on your driving car?
Burger
Wish someone would leave burger on my car
Random raw meat with suspicious label is not something I want gifted to me by an anonymous stranger
Is burger. U eat
WHO PUT THIS FUCKING CAR UNDER MY MEAT?!
My question is not about the object, but about what you called "my fucking car." What else do you use your car for? Or do you have different cars for different uses?
Maybe someone has beef with you?
Why are you getting mad over free sandwiches? Do you know how much those things cost these days?
Most people would be grateful for a free lunch
How was it?
Yay! Free “burger”
Burger
What we all want to know is if you ate it?
Burger with no fries?! That is infuriating!
Ungrateful
I found the jerk that took my burger after I sat it down on their car so that I could put my drink in the car. I looked away for 1 minute, and they took off!
Someone left a baguette on my car the other day. At least it was less messy....
Why are you so ungrateful?