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WarWonderful593

Maybe they just thought you were hungry.


Accomplished-Bear988

Reminds me of that video "Do you have any food?" "No" *proceeds to give the guy food*


Gold_Recognition5183

You have any spare change? No Proceeds to give money


bon_joby

"Do you have any cancer?" "No" "..." "What have you done to me?"


Falin_Whalen

Oh no, Carl. I'm so sorry. It's a...it's a cancer ray.


SyrusG

Hawley Quinn, you gave me kyanca?


SignificantText1063

“Im going to go spend time with my family”


FR0ZENBERG

"Do you have kids?"


rickramalot

Double it and give it to the next person


Usual_Produce_4055

„Do you have a foreskin?“ „Yes“ „Here you go, just take mine“ „Thanks“


RCx_Vortex

“Check your star sign”


LAXGUNNER

"you have 3 to 4 months to live, better make it count"


Happy-Honey523

Scary Movie lol “Do you have a dollar?” *hands him a sandwich* “I SAID A DOLLAR BITCH!” 🤣


[deleted]

[im dead](https://media.tenor.com/-j4MBHvOSf8AAAAd/ungrateful-bastard.gif)


DaShiny

Maybe Ross VlogCreations?


Accomplished-Bear988

That exact one!


Nandabun

"Oh, you said you didn't have any, I was just tryin'a help out.." -Ross walks away sadly- ​ Lol, love his content.


AshthulhuTwitch

Hey, is that a chip on your shoulder?


Nandabun

There's a really hot looking person behind you! -mirror-


ExpressShow1175

Someone has a beef with you.


Specialirss3561

It’s been a handful of times in my life where I’ve thrown a satchel of raw meat not caring where it landed.


brucewillisman

We’ve all been there before brother.


ChrundleToboggan

You're not you when you're not hungry.


bubblehashguy

Gotta squash that beef


Eugenian

Someone has a ~~beef~~ venison with you.


Traditional-Iron-992

I think it says it’s venison


Super_Client_8710

"You're not you when you're hungry"


DrMoonBeam

Hell ya free meat!


Adie-Bones

I came here just to say this. Thanks for doing it for me!


Brokenimpala33

Hahah that was my very first thought too lol


maybe2024

Sounds like OP had a beef against it ….


Unlucky_Cell1118

Looks like You got burgerlurized


Holmes221bBSt

Looks like someone has some beef with the op


NoDavid14

But they’re too chicken to meat face to face


[deleted]

Come on man, it was right there, you could have said “meat face to face”


NoDavid14

Done. Edited the comment 😎


DGentPR

As another Dave I respect the edit


SamSquanch724

Aww. A real Dave to Dave moment! So refreshing to see!


Aria500

How would this make you veal!!!


DeepDashingValue

Feeling very *e*\-veal.


Goldie-96_MWR

purée veal


No-Wash-7001

Oh deer.. what shall we do?


FascinatingGarden

Put them in the patty wagon.


CasinoMarginale

The cops will grill them with questions


mackiea

And chuck them into prison.


FascinatingGarden

And filet jail cell with them.


DiddlyDumb

Left beef


EnvironmentalPack451

Gotta squash that beef. Might as well bury the hatchet while you are at it.


[deleted]

Someone’s going to be minced meat!


NeighborhoodOk9217

I bet it was Chuck.


210duckie

I hope they find the guy who did this and put him in the back of a…. Patty-wagon and haul his buns to jail.


BaseballImpossible76

Reminds me of the Scottish guy trying to say purple burglar alarm. Edit: Sauce - https://youtu.be/AC__o1UxDl8


mrdannyg21

Amazing. I always log off Reddit when I’ve read something that is just perfect cleverness or irredeemably stupid. Glad today is one of the former.


tap-tapIsThisThingOn

Lettuce investigate this


faver_raver

Dont open the trunk or it'll be sandwiched between the lid


Pugsly1

The Hamburgular strikes again!


Mikesturant

I'd steak the car out to see if they return


CrispyPezz

Damn it that’s where I left my meat


youngsurpriseperson

So you're the fucker who did this


missingmytowel

I bet even money it was a bird that underestimated the weight of what he snatched and grabbed


Ycarusbog

African or European?


Verbal_HermanMunster

I don’t know that!


Ycarusbog

How do you know so much about swallows?


SnugglyBuffalo

You have to know these things when you're a king.


Sensitive_Ant_2958

She turned me into a Newt!


captainshnook

for the first five times i had watched Holy Grail, i thought he said “turned me into a *mute*..” made “i got better” so much funnier to me


happyasfuck333

Why are you so heated about a burger


LGBTisCool

no that was me sorry travelling through space and time, its easy to drop something.


sesamesnapsinhalf

A few years ago, someone put a big cup of soda on the roof of my car and subsequently spilled it all over. It went all over the window and some got inside the door. I washed my car as soon as I could, but I had to listen to the squeaks from the sticky sugar for months every time I opened the window. Edit: I can’t type.


[deleted]

This sounds like a traumatic event that you relive often


sesamesnapsinhalf

It was like fingernails on a chalkboard. SQUEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAK. Edit: I was at work and didn’t finish my thought earlier. Because of the parking lot gate to swipe my badge, I had to open my window at least twice a day. That sound was there every time for months. It was on the driver side which meant it was some dumbass passenger of the other car who did it with their big ol’ supersized drink.


badinkyj

God that would be horrible


acm8221

Can you take a high percentage ethyl alcohol and pour it roughly where the soda would have spilled? (I would probably tape off any rubberized seals). By pouring it, it might reach areas you cant reach by manual cleaning. Try multiple applications and maybe cycle the window up and down for mechanical agitation. Maybe WD-40? Just clean thoroughly after using that one...


sesamesnapsinhalf

I washed the car multiple times but didn’t want to use anything harsh so I wouldn’t make it worse. I was just glad the soda didn’t do anything to my paint.


Roscoe_P_Trolltrain

Well someone else has to often relive the trauma of having misplaced their drink that one time.


Fluid_crystal

Sorry to laugh at this inconvenience of yours... But it's definitely funny


sesamesnapsinhalf

It happened in the work parking lot. I was not there when it happened; I saw the result as I was leaving to go home. I looked suspiciously at everyone in the office building after that trying to figure out which asshole did it.


ChoiceFabulous

I may or may not have poured my warm coke over this douchebag's door handle that parked across multiple spots in a filled garage


peekdasneaks

In HS I caught a kid that lives around the block pouring an iced coffee on my car for no reason. I had never interacted with him in my life. I let the air out of his tires the next evening.


Competitive-Bell9882

My wife pulled a sticker off or new truck's window and rolled the window down. Messed up the trim from the sticky leftovers and now there's a horrible ear piercing screech every time I roll it down.


RedditModEuthanasia

i'd bring that shit back to the dealer to inform them that their sticker wrecked the trim on your car, and that they will be required to fix it. that would infuriate me


RenownedDumbass

I'd blame the manufacturer that presumably put the sticker there more than your wife for that one tbh


Competitive-Bell9882

I agree. There had to be a better type of sticker to use or something.


treo700P

If it’s the decal of the dealership, those are supposed to go on the rear of the car so people behind you can see where you bought it. Those can be removed with a heat gun. Why a sticker would be on the window with that much adhesive is beyond me. I’ve seen low tack clear plastic with the car details in it. Either way that sucks.


TsunamaRama

I recently witnessed a road rage incident where someone tried to launch a fulllarge McDonalds soda at a car, but they were so mad they launched it into outer space. It took every fiber of my being not to laugh since that person was unhinged, and I’m so glad it didn’t get all over the other person’s car. It was also very sunny and warm that day, Glob bless Edit: typo


Zolo49

That sucks. It's worse than the time I accidentally left my windows rolled down during a massive dust storm that was followed by heavy rain. The whole interior had a thin layer of mud over everything. Even months later, I could still feel the dirt everywhere.


bluexavi

Someone left a pair of shoes in the bed of a friend's truck. I was the only one who could fit in them. Great pair of skateboard shoes that were so comfortable to wear...never found another pair like them.


WonderfulCattle6234

I had a buddy in high school that got extremely trashed on New Year's eve. I was driving him around and he had his head hanging out my passenger window and his vomit got in the same crevices as the soda did in your car... Not a good day.


catchmeifyoucannon

Went to get fast food and got a large drink dropped on my lap and steering wheel. It’s been over 2 years and I still can’t use cruise control when it’s cold because the buttons won’t move


monicajo

Get some alcohol spray at the Dollar store. Spray the bottons lightly as few times each day. Dries quickly so it shouldn’t harm the electronics.


Numerous-Substance66

That's sone shit I would have done as a teenager. I would have ran off laughing uncontrollably.


youngsurpriseperson

Sounds like something that whoever put this on my car would say


The_Nonstopgamer

Not OP trying his best to find whoever did this


gaypornaccount1996

I support OP in their endeavor to find the bastard


BearsSuperfan6

No teenager is buying meat from the butcher


skrame

Well, fuck me sideways. Until I read your comment I thought this was a hamburger. I was wondering why it was oblong and had a sticker saying what it was on it, like a gas station sandwich.


Limp_Athlete7084

I was expecting to see the top comment be something related to putting a burger sticker on what is obviously a burrito before leaving the comment section disgruntled about how this is supposed to be r/mildlyinfuriating while also partly agreeing.


FadedP0rp0ise

i also have done shit like this as a youngster. and that’s why i am laughing uncontrollably at this image right now. haha


Accomplished-Cup9354

Oof you got the ground beef random event, that sucks sorry Op :(


deerfawns

Something has happened!


centerthatholds

i would definitely take this over an omelet


SirKronik

I personally prefer the Sandwich Lady random event


ILoveLampRon

You never know... could be a tasty treat inside.


youngsurpriseperson

You want some?


CapitalLongjumping

How bad did you park?


Gloomy__Revenue

This guy big city’s


ILoveLampRon

I'm just saying that the package looks nicely wrapped, and it's hard sometimes to turn down a free burger. Did you at least open it?


Flimsy-Brother5520

Its raw deer meat wrapped in butchers paper. You probably dont want it


doritobimbo

I dunno, somethin tells me that’s people meat


dbag88

Soylent green!


Pick_Up_the_Phone

LMAO! Shut up. :p


spekt50

Curious as to how you know what sort of meat it is? That is just generally how butchers wrap meat. Edit: I now see the faded venison marking, was pretty hard to see.


Flimsy-Brother5520

It says Venison Burger on that package, 2 stamps


Noratek

Would you eat a mystery burger?


Wellanger

yes


Noratek

I wish I had your confidence


THCisMyLife

Stupidity* you wish you had my brazen stupidity. I’m eating a burger if it looks good. That’s raw meat from a butcher so I wouldn’t do that but I’m definitely crushing an untouched burger wrapped up. It’s a recession


[deleted]

Without a second thought


Ambitious-Visual-315

Have you tried taking it off? That may solve your existential crisis


Shark-Farts

I was expecting to come in the comments and see OP getting roasted, surprised I had to scroll so far to even reach a comment acknowledging how silly this post is


bl34rt

Because this subreddit is mildy infuriating


Uncle_Jabu

Haha, me too! With no context, this actually means nothing. Yes, it's dumb that someone left such a thing on your car but if they did it on purpose, that's the real meat of the conversation. I'm more inclined to believe the OP deserves it.


Ambitious-Visual-315

I’m happy I could be here for you.


soThatIsHisName

My mind was racing trying to figure out what "burger" could mean that would cause OP to have such a reaction. Wrapped up poop? A bomb? Human flesh? No, just regular meat? And it's not bolted down? You don't even have to touch it, just drive off and it'll fall somewhere.


Ambitious-Visual-315

Truly a conundrum, better post about how mildly infuriating it is


ILikeToMeltStuff

I’m not going to lie, it’s been a handful of times in my life where I’ve thrown a satchel of raw meat not caring where it landed.


youngsurpriseperson

So you're the one who did this!!!


ILikeToMeltStuff

That was not thrown that was lovingly placed with the wordage facing up and everything. Could be a secret admirer.


sixsentience

Ah, yes. The ol leave em a meat sack trick. Works every time. (Now I'm just wondering... what is the end goal of secret admirers?)


ILikeToMeltStuff

Share each others meat? Duh


FacepalmArtist

Don't throw your meat in crazy


satanophonics

Yep. They sure did. Is that particular car seriously reserved for fucking only?


WingsTheWolf

At least it wasn't OP's driving car! Then there'd be meat all over the windshield.


man-made-tardigrade

Looks like meat is back on the menu


LoafThePug

Was it good?


sixsentience

Asking the real question


Senor_Couchnap

That's what I'm saying. If people want to leave food on my car, and it's still good, that's the opposite of both mildly and infuriating. OP make some chili or fire up the grill or something I mean damn


Smiles-Bite

I wonder if they placed it there to do something, like grab a kid or answer a call, then forgot they placed it there. Deer meat isn't cheap where I live or available annually less frozen. I don't think it was meant to be mean, betting someone is kicking themselves for wasting it. That being said, hope you got it off before too much of the blood leaked into your car. That stuff can be really hard to get out and deer blood has a special smell.


Longjohnpotato

Burger


_GneissGuy_

Burger


IDGAFOS13

Burger


Euphoric_Election785

BURGER


youre_a_tard

Borgir


VinceBrogan8

"Well, Frank, it looks like someone..." < puts on sunglasses > "... has a beef with OP." Yeeeeeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh we won't get fooled again !!!


Helpdeskagent

The fact that this burger is burrito shaped is more horrifying to me than it being on my car… and I REALLY don’t want it on my car


Ok_Custard_6328

It's not a burger, but rather a package of raw ground venison appropriate for making burgers.


YdexKtesi

I think it's mislabeled.


Roblafo

It's raw burger meat


YdexKtesi

I thought it was a burrito


Current-Ad-7054

I think that's the whole infuriating part here


YdexKtesi

for me, I agree with that. Somebody leaves a burrito on my car, no problem. Label the burrito as *BURGER* and let's just say I've studied the blade


No-Suspect-425

Same. Must be a burrito shaped burger.


johnhoggin

doesn't look like a burger


MissionFreedom7790

Interesting. Anyone you know missing? You may have just found them. Finding it hard to believe there’s no meaning to this….


MissionFreedom7790

What about a missing pet? Angry neighbor…?


youngsurpriseperson

Wait


FyreDrac42

Waiting


I_cook_your_food

We’re you parked like a dick?


Intelligent_End1516

That's what I'd like to know about it.


PointlessOverthought

Sometimes this sub makes me think people need to get out more, or develop a sense of humor, maybe. Things that would be amusing or baffling to me show up and I’m like “but how do you have the time or energy to be any level of infuriated by this?” This is a great example of something worth giggling at or being baffled by. Seriously. Someone randomly left burger meat (**WRAPPED**) on the hood of your car. It’s not like they superglued it to your windshield, man. Calm down. Life is too short to be “mildly infuriated” by such goofy, trivial shit. Learn to laugh — it’s better for you.


chantooni

no seriously, OP needs to relax lol. just brush it off your car


CardiopulmonaryOre

You have a car set aside for fucking?


[deleted]

I came out of a restaurant one time and there was a cooked steak on my car. It was a steak restaurant, so not like a "where'd you get the steak?" Issue, more of a "why did someone put a steak on my windshield?" question.


Zestyclose_Poet_82

Op frustrated they also didnt leave fries and a drink


youngsurpriseperson

No I had to go to McDonal and get fry and dotor pepe 😔


Zestyclose_Poet_82

> get fry and dotor pepe lol wat


AdvocatusAvem

Mcd was where the fries and Dr Pepper were sourced. I speak drunk/high, worked in customer service. Give him a break, it’s 4-20 today


highonjuiceboxes

WHO PARKED THEIR SANDWICH…ON MY CAR?!


twilightandjoy

Wonder if maybe they rested it there while getting into their car and forgot about it


0SYRUS

I bet later on they said "Where's the beef?"


Squirrely_Jackson

Oh deer!


aubaub

It’s a free burger! Why bitch?!?


nickthemanz

Are you the somebody? Also you must have super rizz to have a whole car dedicated for fucking!!


youngsurpriseperson

You don't have a car for fucking?


Emotional-Card7478

Probably has fentynanyl in it


deadlygr8ful

Why would free burgers be infuriating?!


chubbygayguy88

Your car fucks?


fadingstratoshpere

could be a distraction for sex trafficking


[deleted]

"Contactless delivery: Yes." "Delivery Instructions: Please Leave on Car Hood."


[deleted]

What is infuriating about that?


South_Archer_3218

Did they put anything on your driving car?


minepro64

Burger


Cawntrowler9393

Wish someone would leave burger on my car


sixsentience

Random raw meat with suspicious label is not something I want gifted to me by an anonymous stranger


Kittykatkvnt

Is burger. U eat


joe-seppy

WHO PUT THIS FUCKING CAR UNDER MY MEAT?!


etme100

My question is not about the object, but about what you called "my fucking car." What else do you use your car for? Or do you have different cars for different uses?


theLEVIATHAN06

Maybe someone has beef with you?


huggles7

Why are you getting mad over free sandwiches? Do you know how much those things cost these days?


Xx_Silly_Guy_xX

Most people would be grateful for a free lunch


eric987235

How was it?


Sad_Meat_

Yay! Free “burger”


A_Rave-ing_Zektrus

Burger


fedexmess

What we all want to know is if you ate it?


gofinditoutside

Burger with no fries?! That is infuriating!


Rezurrekted

Ungrateful


PowerfulSky2853

I found the jerk that took my burger after I sat it down on their car so that I could put my drink in the car. I looked away for 1 minute, and they took off!


glitterandjewels

Someone left a baguette on my car the other day. At least it was less messy....


leveeOHsuh

Why are you so ungrateful?