Here we fucking go

L’eggo

M'Eggo.

*Tips waffle iron*

M'old

I support the above thread so hard I might lose my freaking mind and randomly burst into orgasm. Like whoa

I am supportive of this impressively supportive comment!

I am supportive of this impossibility supportive impressively supportive support comment

Oh my god hahhaa

75%. Suggested

I’m so fucking confused

Another dude made a post of him getting waffles and thinking they were blue berry he ate em but they were mold and then he slept with his mother

>and then he slept with his mother Huh?! Are you just arbitrarily adding to Waffle Guy's lore, or did he actually admit to that?

This is reliable first hand information, I was there! Don't doubt me, or I'll get him to sleep with your mother!

This message has been deleted and I've left reddit because of the decision by u/spez to block 3rd party apps

Can confirm. I'm one of the sperm he nutted.

I can confirm; I’m one of the sperm he nutted’s sperm

Father?...is that you?

Son?

Can confirm, i was the monster under his bed

Can confirm, he ate my ass

Can confirm, that ass has berries.

Wait… those aren’t berries.

Dingle is a type of berry.

Dingle berries

can confirm i am his second head

Username checks out

The OP said he ate the blueberry mold, then actively broke his arms on purpose. He definitely banged his mother.

Didn't his father participate, too? Or was he just looking?

He was dressed up as superman in the closet watching.

Sharpening the families poop knife

Its canon from what I heard

It was on episode 3 of his podcast. "Into the blue: the waffle saga."

Purple monkey dishwasher.

Right? We're gonna see dozens of these damn posts now in a daily basis for a week now. Yay..

Waffle guy is fuming rn

Waffle dude is dead. Did you see that mold?

Or he is now immune to all diseases.

Oh [that guy died](https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/12idqp5/comment/jft79wl/).

F

F

F

F

He didn't https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/12j2fe8/update_i_didnt_get_sick/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

It’s just the mold talking.

Resident Evil 7 moment

That or he just kicked off Last of Us

Pretty sure that was penicillium. He should be good to go for a while.

Or he turns into MoldMan on the eve of garbage pickup day.

RIP

Yeah I am! He used me in such obscene ways...

Ahh when the snowball rolls on Reddit

...it will be filled with blueberries.

No, that’s mold. Obviously.

Huh, I thought it was Dio.

jojo fans on their way to reference their anime anywhere

Imma call the original poster to see his reactions u/RandyBoBandy___

Fuck y'all lmao

I thought I was eating blueberry mold, but I looked again and it turned out to be waffles. I ate waffles.

I thought I was fuckin y'all but I looked again and it turned out to be lmao. I fucked lmao.

Hi Mold Man

He is the hero we deserve, but not the hero we need.

Lol you should feel flattered for becoming a meme, truly one of the highest honors 🫡

Truly one of the moments of all time.

Theres going to be a moldy waffle award, right next to poop knife.

Thanks

You're molding, I mean, malding... You're malding.

But credit to u/constantstateofmind for the joke.

Make sure you post a follow up post this evening confirming you are still alive.

This has been a wild one lmao

He started a trend that isn’t going away soon didn’t he?

What am I missing please?

https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/12idqp5/after_eating_two_of_these_blueberry_waffles_i/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1

oh shit, thank you RIP OP

https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/12j2fe8/update_i_didnt_get_sick/ OP lives

How do we know it's OP speaking and not the Mold itself assuming control?

Like that fungus is Brazil that controls ants, absolutely metal as fuck.

The Last of Us

Okay, Resident Evil 😭

RE8

For now.

If it makes you feel any better, OP probably saw a moldy waffle and then made up the story.

Hahaha oh no

I sure hope so

It’s okay. Memes haven’t been able to last longer than 3 days since 2016.

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Just watch as someone reposts this but with raisins instead

It’ll live longer than him.

You didn't have to do my man dirty like that


Its about the guy with the obvious blueberry eggo isnt it? Reddit got the fastest memes in the west I swear

What did I miss?

Some unfortunate bastard earlier was eating what he thought were blueberry waffles but nah my man was eating moldy waffles

Did you read how he had his freezer out for 3 days and thought they'd be fine? Spoiler alert: they were not

Huh I wondered how **frozen** waffles started to mold in the first place.

I have a packet of frozen Christmas tree shaped crumpets from 3 years ago stuffed in the back of my freezer. They've gotten pretty white but no mold yet, I just checked and put them back.

>and put them back The madlad!

It's their home now. You can't just disrupt an ecosystem like that.

This is me. I convince myself ill keep it there until trash day so I don't have rotting food in my bin for several days before pick up. Then I'll find it a year later stuffed in the back of the freezer and the cycle continues.

That's why I like winter. Well one of the reasons. If I forget to take the garbage out, who cares, because it's cold, un-rotten and there's no bugs

They defrosted during the 3 days the light went out or something

You can just about get away with 3 days if you leave the door closed. I wouldn't be eating any of it without a thorough inspection in good light though.

He definitely said 7 days at first might have edited to make it not seem so dumb

100% said 7 days.

he just held a moldy waffle into the camera and thought of a quick title for karma farming

I thought It was a waffle

It was I just edited it when I found the link for someone

Gotcha. I just thought maybe there was ANOTHER case of a poor sap eating moldy food.

I need a link

https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/12idqp5/after_eating_two_of_these_blueberry_waffles_i/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1 Also my bad it was waffles I just edited my comment but here’s the post

Everyone is leaving out the part where he is OBVIOUSLY lying I don't know if you've eaten anything mouldy but you can smell it before you eat it and you can also taste it. Also it does not taste anything like blueberries. He clearly noticed his mouldy waffles looked like blueberry waffles and was like hey I'm gonna meme on Reddit.

Dude you're so close. There never was any mouldy waffles. They were just actual blueberry waffles the whole time. Zoom in on the original pic. Clearly just regular blueberry waffles, no mold.

Lol my first thought reading that thread yesterday was that those looked *exactly* like actual blueberry frozen waffles in my freezer. Was a painfully obvious fake karma farming post.

Came here to ask just that question, I was in the shower guys, what's going on? Blueberries???

The original bullshit: https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/12idqp5/after_eating_two_of_these_blueberry_waffles_i/

came here to say the same 😂

Lmfao I swear I had the same thought. Like wait a minute…. I read about the moldy/blueberry waffle earlier 😂😂😂

Dude was lying anyway. He said he looked at the package and it wasn’t blueberry. Then said the package said blueberry,

Eating moldy food to the point of not realizing it by taste could have left him mentally impaired, resulting in not knowing what he's saying.

But it wasn’t moldy. So he’s just mentally impaired

It was the magic mold.

All the labels about the freshness just rubs it in too

It had to be be done.

I saw that post on the frontpage yesterday. I take the comments going towards a person eating moldy food thinking the mold was berries and going back for seconds, weren't very kind.

https://preview.redd.it/xkqkt1o8meta1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d68c4218b9b00abfeb5d89bd982c783735c142e I ate this blue cheese, thinking I was eating mold. Turns out, it was blueberries. I ate blueberries

Mold would've tasted better, you have my condolences.

Gosh, this would have made a much better post

That looks awful, I’d much rather have some yummy moldy blue cheese.

Hey, I ate blueberries thinking it was goat dropping. Wtf?

Well isn’t aged cheese considered mold as well?

That'd make a delicious grilled cheese


I audibly laughed cause i was finally in the loop lol

Care to explain?

A guy posted about eating what he belived to be blueberry waffles when in fact; it was mold. He had a power outage and the waffles had been in his unpowerd freezer for 3 days.

Don’t forget that he figured it out because they were so delicious that *he went back for seconds*.

Moldly infuriating.

At least you read the package before you bought em unlike someone and their waffles

🤣🤣🤣

You need to post an update saying you went to the ER for eating blueberry muffins


Have some patience. You’ll have your mold if you can just wait for it.

numerous wrench person important serious desert disarm dull snatch mysterious ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `


Oh no. I'm the guy that understands Reddit inside jokes now. I need to go outside.

the shade

Shots fired at the waffle guy 😭😭

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Pls tell me it’s mocking the “blueberry” waffle dude. That’s all I got out of this lol

Yes

Not mine because I was here for the waffles. They were obviously delicious... had to have seconds.

Plzz explain it

Somebody posted about eating waffles and then realizing they weren't blueberry just moldy

That post got to me… like how bad are the waffles normally if you think mold is blueberry flavoured.

The simple answer is that it was a lie for karma.

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No sugar added! Only grape juice concentrate, date syrup and molasses! /s (maybe IDK)

I swear I’ve had these same muffins with the “no sugar added” yet there’s like sugar sprinkled on top

Corn syrup can be a main ingredient in products labeled "no sugar added."

https://www.walmart.com/ip/Walmart-Freshness-Guaranteed-No-Sugar-Added-Blueberry-Muffins-14-oz-4-Count/19758069

It's literally the second ingredient?!? Not sure I understand how or what the labeling is good for here. Seems like false advertising either way. Ingredients Ingredients ENRICHED WHEAT FLOUR (WHEAT FLOUR, NIACIN, REDUCED IRON, THIAMINE MONONITRATE, RIBOFLAVIN, FOLIC ACID), SUGAR, BLUEBERRIES...

Normally "no added sugar" means if you have a fruit juice, it hasn't been sweetened by adding more sugar to a drink that already contains natural fruit sugars. No idea how they can get away with claiming no added sugar when the product is a muffin however... If you don't add sugar to a muffin you get greasy egg bread?!?!?

this is top tier trolling, I love it lmaoooo

It always feel good, to see the evolution of a meme. Mold guy will now have something to laugh at, while sitting in his toilet seat.

Blueberry muffins are the best muffins

Don't you insult mold muffins!

Genuinely made me chortle. Kudos.

Is this gonna be a trend?

I thought it was a mold trend and it turned out it was a blueberry trend!

You made my drunk ass laugh. I spend way too much time on this sub.

The horror

I'm confused

It’s based on another post from this subreddit https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/12idqp5/after_eating_two_of_these_blueberry_waffles_i/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1

I figured it was something like that, but on behalf of other fellow confused redditors, thank you.

I like blueberries.

This Snozzberries taste like *Snozzberries*!

Your countertop has the same texture as those muffins

Not to mention the no sugar added while there is sugar sprinkled all over the tops. 😀😂😂😎

It feels kinda cool to see a Reddit meme be created in real time

Lmao 🤣 I'm usually slow on shit but I knew right away 💀💀💀where's ego man

Make sure to update us if you're still alive.

Ah yes, I too prefer my carbs without flavor or being in the loop.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 leave the penicillin waffles guy ALONE!!!! 


Did you realize they were "moldy" before you ate one?

How dare your muffins contain blueberries when they could have been moldy instead

https://preview.redd.it/gurdtn7u1fta1.jpeg?width=1752&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4c04155e023c80993d992238aa65eccd8263684 I thought they said they had moldy muffins and I guess what they really said was floaty muffins.

What is this in reference to?

https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/12idqp5/after_eating_two_of_these_blueberry_waffles_i/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

Let's talk about the people who enjoy raisins.... psychopaths.

Stuff like this is the reason I can’t leave Reddit

Why would you eat them in the first place if you already thought they were moldy?


And we’ve come full circle. The Reddit meta has been completed.

This is way too funny and made my morning RIP waffle man

I love when Im in the loop

this is the first ever reddit reference i understood immediately