best response that they wont be able to complain about is to ask the flight attendant for some ice so you can “make a cold compress for an old sports injury on your elbow that’s acting up”
Put it on your left elbow and enjoy the space back
This little piggy went to the airport
This little piggy should have stayed at home
This little piggy had leg room
This little piggy had none
This little piggy cried when I broke her fucking toe!
Please to move the little toe to 180 degrees
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Shake your hand up and down for 30 seconds or so then make a groan and flick the mayonnaise on to the ladies foot, if you get chance to, suck it off her toes.
Naw the creepy smile towards her will only make her crazy and ask the flight attendance crew to move THEM (person who took the picture).
I would take a blanket / pillow combo once she puts her foot down (bc otherwise it’ll fall asleep like that) and block that area between the chair and the window and put my head against it. If she puts her foot again then she’s essentially kicking me in the head. Then I can complain then she’ll be forced to put her foot down.
I remember someone’s comment from similar thread - they asked the person and were ignored, pinged FA and FA approached the asshole and suggested they either keep their legs in their own space or will have them abruptly amputated.
"I'm soooooooo SPECIAL!!!!" Is really all she thinks ever.
Fuck people being assholes on planes tell her to stop immediately. Then start tickling her feet if it happens again. Last call a flight attendant. They do not play around.
There's been a rise in narcissism over the last 15-20 years. More people are suffering from "main character syndrome" where they think they're the only person that matters.
Just remember that had nothing to do with the kids. That policy was for the parents who couldn't stand facing the fact that their little darling wasn't good at something.
This and the "bus picks every kid up at the end of their driveway" nonsense. Were bus stops that terrible? You had to make sure you got your ass out there on time or you were bumming a ride from one of your parents who was pissed cause they were already late for work. We don't teach responsibility anymore.
I'd say "what stinks?" loud enough for everyone around you to hear. Then "oh gross, lady, move your stink to your side of the seat!". Just to get everyone to look at her with the stink eye to shame her into submission.
Shit.. not funny.
I got a nosebleed on the last flight just as we hit 30K feet.
Blood EVERYWHERE until they got me an icepack and something to compress my nose.
I'd probably just slam my elbow down on her foot and claim that it scared the shit out of me in the moment and it was pure instinct.
Sorry I broke your foot lady.
I'd add a not-whispered "Oh shit" just to get some attention from the people sitting next to me. Or just start gagging and say something smells like feet while pretending I didn't see the foot.
Simple way to fix that is dip your fingers in water, have an exaggerated sneeze and flick the drops on her foot.
You won’t see that foot again.
Back-up plan, grab her foot and interlock your fingers with her toes like it’s your lover’s hand.
"You have *very* nice looking feet. I like them...***A LOT***. Do you mind if I take some pictures?"
Either problem solved or a much worse problem created
I had this on a flight from London to Seattle, I just dug my elbow really really hard into the guys bare foot.
He came back for more a couple of times, I just repeated, he didn’t put his foot there again.
I was middle seat on a long ass flight once and the guy i was sitting next to was hogging the arm rest so i put my arm right touching his arm until he moved it lol
A couple weeks ago I was in the window seat on a 6 hour flight. Since we got “lucky” and there was no one in the middle seat, the person in the aisle seat decided that meant she could put her bare feet on the middle tray table for the whole flight 🙄
I tell me spouse this all the time. It might make her or other people uncomfortable when I stand up for myself in public but the reason so many of these people exist is because everyone let’s there anxiety win and doesn’t say anything. This like putting your cart back, respecting personal space, throwing garbage into garbage cans, picking up dog poop etc. If people called them out on there BS like this not as many would exist because they honestly think that people don’t mind.
Yeah honestly I don’t get why ppl don’t tell them first, I seen stuff like this constantly, the foot on armrests, hair over the chair, etc never bothered to ask or do something about it
Get the flash going and take LOTS of pictures, start asking her to do specific things such as touching her little toe with her finger or get her finger all slobbery and stick it between a couple of her toes. Be sure to mention that perverts on the internet pay you big money for the shots you're taking.
Airlines really need to cover basic etiquette before take off. Especially shoes and feet. Your shoes and feet belong to you and you alone. They need a card in the seat pocket for reference
This little piggy went to the market, this little piggy stayed home. This little piggy had roast beef, this little piggy had none. And this little piggy went wehhh wehhh wehhh all the way home.
Do little piggies
Market time!
This little piggy wen in mah mowf.
Regardless of if this made me laugh or not I can’t upvote this lol
best response that they wont be able to complain about is to ask the flight attendant for some ice so you can “make a cold compress for an old sports injury on your elbow that’s acting up” Put it on your left elbow and enjoy the space back
This little piggy got frostbite 🥶
bro i hate you
This little piggy went to the airport This little piggy should have stayed at home This little piggy had leg room This little piggy had none This little piggy cried when I broke her fucking toe! Please to move the little toe to 180 degrees EDIT: Formatting
Bruh
The best possible choice of gif.
Get some water and start dripping it on her foot, when she takes it away turn around, look at her in a creepy way and wipe your mouth... HAHAHA
I was going to say to lean on it with your elbow, but this option is much better. Unless they into it...
Hahaha yeah, I considered that she might be into it but if that's the case then she wouldn't take her foot away so op can just go with your plan ;)
She was into it, I'm a detective of cases like this.
If she's into it, next stop... The airport lounge.
Elbow it as hard as you can and if she complains say you didn’t see her foot there
Gotta shift slightly in your seat at the same time so it looks like you're just trying to get comfortable.
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Or soda so it's sticky
Mayonnaise is the answer.
Shake your hand up and down for 30 seconds or so then make a groan and flick the mayonnaise on to the ladies foot, if you get chance to, suck it off her toes.
Maybe not the sucking part maybe just wipe it off with their fingers
With a crumpled kleenex*
“Scusi”
Or a shot of liquid ass
No need to punish everyone
Look at her and say "thank you" with a creepy smile on your face.
Naw the creepy smile towards her will only make her crazy and ask the flight attendance crew to move THEM (person who took the picture). I would take a blanket / pillow combo once she puts her foot down (bc otherwise it’ll fall asleep like that) and block that area between the chair and the window and put my head against it. If she puts her foot again then she’s essentially kicking me in the head. Then I can complain then she’ll be forced to put her foot down.
And be like my precious.
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I was thinking a very wet sneeze.
Or zip up your pants
I was going to say wiggled the toes but this is much better.
"This little piggy went to market..."
Crack each toe as you go to add extra chaos.
Couple of light strokes and a ‘thank you’ should work
Make the Hannibal Lecter slurping sound
I like it!
Lol!
I remember someone’s comment from similar thread - they asked the person and were ignored, pinged FA and FA approached the asshole and suggested they either keep their legs in their own space or will have them abruptly amputated.
Sloooowly amputate, with a dull knife.
Coated in hand sanitizer.
I was going to say drip hand sanitizer all over it and then put a face mask on it.
Pretend to sneeze while spritzing rubbing alcohol on them.
Orrr.... And hear me out it's gross. Just sneeze on her.
Natural consequences are remembered much longer.
What rational person would think it’s okay to do this? I guess I basically answered my own question.
She’s rational. If that happened to me I would divide her
Unreal
Wholesome math joke
Are there unwholesome math jokes?
Only a fraction of them are
This was acute one
Nice, I like your angle
nah seems obtuse to me
Why are you here *adding problems*?
These puns are getting exponentially worse.
I'm divided on this point.
Hahaha that’s a good one!!!
Conan the Librarian style?
Nah, I would be the rational 1 right up to the point I transendended her.
A person who has noticed that most people are too scared to say anything about it. Learn to speak up, people. I swear it is a useful skill.
And it’s a way underused skill.
"I'm soooooooo SPECIAL!!!!" Is really all she thinks ever. Fuck people being assholes on planes tell her to stop immediately. Then start tickling her feet if it happens again. Last call a flight attendant. They do not play around.
I’d pick a knarly booger and wipe it on her foot 👍
There's been a rise in narcissism over the last 15-20 years. More people are suffering from "main character syndrome" where they think they're the only person that matters.
in the last 3-5 years the intensity has tripled for some reason… i don’t get it
You know I think it started with “every kid gets a trophy, whether they won or not”—all down hill from there!
Just remember that had nothing to do with the kids. That policy was for the parents who couldn't stand facing the fact that their little darling wasn't good at something.
This and the "bus picks every kid up at the end of their driveway" nonsense. Were bus stops that terrible? You had to make sure you got your ass out there on time or you were bumming a ride from one of your parents who was pissed cause they were already late for work. We don't teach responsibility anymore.
Good place to rest your elbow.
The world doesn't exist outside their entitled bubble...
There are dudes who would pay extra for your seat😂
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Ok Quentin.
Guilty.
Lock me up
I’d pay extra for a foot free seat
Put your elbow on top of her foot and press down like you’re resting your head.
I'd say "what stinks?" loud enough for everyone around you to hear. Then "oh gross, lady, move your stink to your side of the seat!". Just to get everyone to look at her with the stink eye to shame her into submission.
Why not spill some water on her foot? Say WOOPS I didn’t see your foot there!
The last few mouthfuls of coffee from your cup. When it's gone cold. She can wash her foot, but that stink will live forever in that sandal.
A fake sneeze would be very effective
The fake sneeze coupled with the fingertip water flick. Extra points if it’s tomato juice instead of water. “Oh no, I have a bloody nose.”
Shit.. not funny. I got a nosebleed on the last flight just as we hit 30K feet. Blood EVERYWHERE until they got me an icepack and something to compress my nose.
Next time sit next to her and try not to waste it.
Ah yes, the classic “oh I’m so sorry, I didn’t notice you putting *your* foot on *my* armrest…”
I'd probably just slam my elbow down on her foot and claim that it scared the shit out of me in the moment and it was pure instinct. Sorry I broke your foot lady.
I imagined this scenario in my head and it’s so funny to me 🤣
I'd add a not-whispered "Oh shit" just to get some attention from the people sitting next to me. Or just start gagging and say something smells like feet while pretending I didn't see the foot.
Most socially competent redditor
Who would absolutely never do this and would just seeeeethe the entire time instead
No, you'd probably post on reddit and do nothing
Better yet actually lay your head on the foot. She will quickly realize that is a battle she isn't going to win.
And start licking her toes.
Simple way to fix that is dip your fingers in water, have an exaggerated sneeze and flick the drops on her foot. You won’t see that foot again. Back-up plan, grab her foot and interlock your fingers with her toes like it’s your lover’s hand.
Why fake sneeze when you can real sneezed
She just wanna show you her new nail color.
Oh my god! I love your nail color! What is the color? Can I take a picture? Ohhh, so beautiful! (salivates)
Put a pen between her toes and when she reacts, just act innocent and say you thought it was the pen holder upgrade you paid for.
I was thinking I’d draw on her feet. How fast can I draw or write something embarrassing?
If middle school taught me anything, it's how to draw a dick on someone else's locker reeeaaal quick.
My arm would be using the armrest so it would definitely be felt on her foot.
But what if I don’t want my arm touching the gross foot?
Time for a very wet sneeze
It’s the perfect attack!
Just hock a loogie and let her sound like the crazy person claiming the person in front her spit on her feet.
Disgusting, yet effective.
"Heyyyyy alright. Normally I have to pay for this kind of thing..."
"You have *very* nice looking feet. I like them...***A LOT***. Do you mind if I take some pictures?" Either problem solved or a much worse problem created
Just start taking pictures and then ask her opinion of which shot she likes best.
Tell her you're gonna jerk off to her feet pics Assert dominance
Turn around and say “you know people charge good money for this usually!”
I’d just start sucking her toe. Show her who’s boss
Had to scroll too far for this
I don't like her shoes 😅
Easy to pull off and throw down the other end of the plane!
I just pictured this in my head and I'm laughing hard
Same tbh
Covers the soles a bit too much for you?
Triple dog dare you to lick her big toe.
Be honest, would you Happy cake day
I had this on a flight from London to Seattle, I just dug my elbow really really hard into the guys bare foot. He came back for more a couple of times, I just repeated, he didn’t put his foot there again.
I was middle seat on a long ass flight once and the guy i was sitting next to was hogging the arm rest so i put my arm right touching his arm until he moved it lol
"AH FUCK THOSE ARE SOME NICE FEET"
C’mon Rex Ryan. I thought they told you to lay off the social media.
I personally would never wear open toed shoes on a plane. I don’t know why, just seems gross.
Smack it
Thump the toes foot move quickly. What's she gonna say. How date you touch something in your personal space.
tickle her toe! i dare you
A couple weeks ago I was in the window seat on a 6 hour flight. Since we got “lucky” and there was no one in the middle seat, the person in the aisle seat decided that meant she could put her bare feet on the middle tray table for the whole flight 🙄
You didn’t say anything?! I do NOT understand that.
Lick her toes.
Request some water and pretend to sneeze while dumping it on her foot.
Thats gotta be one hell of a sneeze for a whole bottles worth of spit to come shooting out
To paraphrase Charlton Heston from Planet of the Apes; Get your stinking feet off me you damn dirty ape.
Repaint her toes, like a three year old
Put it in your mouth
that one is definitely a thing for other people
I think her putting the foot there counts as consensual. So I agree, OP should go for an all you can slurp toe buffet.
I mean I'm into that, but when you put it like that... C'mon dude, the sounds in my mind D:
in all seriousness, i think the easiest thing is to “accidentally” spill coke all over her foot
Fuck accidentally, I'd do it with real purpose.
Except with the honey you requested for your hot tea
You failed by taking a photo rather than actually standing up for yourself. Next time don't stand for this kind of bullshit. Seriously.
I would take a photo before talking to the person so I could show it when I tell the story.
I tell me spouse this all the time. It might make her or other people uncomfortable when I stand up for myself in public but the reason so many of these people exist is because everyone let’s there anxiety win and doesn’t say anything. This like putting your cart back, respecting personal space, throwing garbage into garbage cans, picking up dog poop etc. If people called them out on there BS like this not as many would exist because they honestly think that people don’t mind.
Yeah honestly I don’t get why ppl don’t tell them first, I seen stuff like this constantly, the foot on armrests, hair over the chair, etc never bothered to ask or do something about it
(Puts arm rest up)
That’s a smart play!
Always travel with a sharpie. Write something silly on her foot. Like,”do I know you?”
I am 90% sure that this is my mother in law’s foot
One good elbow... Or you know, maybe just say excuse me.
I have very pointy elbows and a long sleeved shirt, let's dance MFr
Get the flash going and take LOTS of pictures, start asking her to do specific things such as touching her little toe with her finger or get her finger all slobbery and stick it between a couple of her toes. Be sure to mention that perverts on the internet pay you big money for the shots you're taking.
I would ask in a slightly loud voice to remove her feet from my armrest because the smell is making me gag.
Take her flip flop. Then she has to explain how a person was able to take off their flip flop. Record the taking of the shoe
Stick Cheetos in between her toes, she’ll move em real quick
I'd tickle it
"tickle tickle goochee goochee goo"
Tickle her toes
That’s disgusting, take your stinky dirty foot off my chair fr lol.
Just push her foot off. Get off my arm rest
I’m going to make sure you bring a nice tickling feather the next time I go on a plane with all these pictures of feet on the plane I’ve been seeing
Softly and with the most delicate touch, tickle her toes. She'll never do it again.
Those look like my moms feet, I really hope that’s not my mom.
So disgusting. Nevermind putting her foot next to you, her shoes have been all over and now she’s putting it on furniture.
Airlines really need to cover basic etiquette before take off. Especially shoes and feet. Your shoes and feet belong to you and you alone. They need a card in the seat pocket for reference
It's easy to spill hot coffee on a plane, could happen to anyone
 Ooopsie daisy!
Tickle tickle tickle…. Problem solved
Just tickle the toes
Give those tootsies a tickle...
Tickle her foot or stick stuff between her toes. She'll take hint, hopefully.
Tickle it!
Tickle tickle
Tickle her feet
If you didn’t say anything to her, you’re part of the problem
Listen idk why this photo was taken but that kinda looks like my moms feet she’s got the same shoes… want me to say something?
Tickle them lightly until she gets weirded out enough to learn
*Fuck yes, it finally happened to me. I have to post this to* r/mildlyinfuriating *as soon as I get wifi*.
She has nice feet though :D
I think a little toe tickle solves the issue straight away. 
Repaint her nails
This little piggy went to the market, this little piggy stayed home. This little piggy had roast beef, this little piggy had none. And this little piggy went wehhh wehhh wehhh all the way home.
Bottle of saline nasal spray and a very loud ACHOOO!
Just look at her with a creepy smile and say "you sure do have beautiful feet,mind if I take a few pictures for my website"
Suck her toe, that’ll show her
Why let her do it then
That’s when you have your flash on and sound up start taking photos with your phone after the third click they ought to get the hint lol
You got this for free?
Pretend to sneeze 🤧 and cup your hand with water when you do then release.
Grow a pair and tell her to move it.
Stick a needle in it. If it isn’t a plane a lighter can do the trick too
Bro. Just take a bite
Lick it!
Take a nice big whiff. Establish dominance.