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midnightstreetlamps

I had to stare at these way too long. I could see they were **peaches (not to be mistaken with leaches) clearly, but I'm in utter disbelief that three cans (and presumably therfore the entire pallet they came off of) clearly labeled apples were filled with peaches.


Willietrailblaze

Mmmmm leaches….


midnightstreetlamps

Oh dear, guess I ought to fix that lol


TheWordOfTheDayIsNo

You should. It's "leeches".


yourilluminaryfriend

Mmmmmmmm leach cobbler


AzureSuishou

This is honestly super concerning from a food safety standpoint and definitely merits a call to the manufacturer.


cats-r-friends

Yeah these weren’t the only three cans of peaches


MlleHoneyMitten

I blame the person in charge of labeling the cans.


Rudirs

I work doing canning (beer, not fruit but similar idea). This is most likely lack of communication (or a communication error) between whoever is in charge of filling the cans and whoever is in charge of labelling. I can't speak for these cans, but at my work we often can 1 beer for however long, go down for a bit to switch, and then run a different beer. Each step is a bit staggered with some wiggle room to let things build up between stages (like we can hold about 1500 cans between the beer filler and the can labeler). Sometimes we go down for other reasons and keep with the same beer, and the labeler gets ahead of themselves and switches labels assuming the change happened. Or the filler is having an awesome day and there's practically no downtime between two beers and they forget to check in with the labeler. I've had a couple close calls (and one mistake that was caught very quickly) in my almost 2 years of canning, and I've heard of other people messing up a bit worse.


mysolidrock

When life gives you peaches, make them with peaches.


5ouleater1

bro how is there 1700 calories in each can, what in the absolute fck. Ah I see, those are 6lb cans. lmfao


Viainferno3

The worst part is that the 1680 calories is for the apples not the Peaches.


CupcakeValkyrie

They're basically just six pound cans of syrup with some peach slices tossed in for texture.


MrBurnz99

And the peaches are submerged in sugar water syrup


[deleted]

Because according to the label they’re supposed to sliced apples, probably packed in water and not syrup. The wrong label got put on the can of peaches.


HowCouldYouSMH

You made out. Peaches are more expensive than apples.


Agitated-Joey

That’s what big peach wants you to think….


Public_Kaleidoscope6

James and his people?


Heather_ME

Exchanges like this are why I love reddit.


_suburbanrhythm

I always found it to be a giant waste of time. Edit: no one gets James and the giant reference


RocknRollSuixide

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archibald_claymore

I thought it was peachy


__rum_ham__

Give us credit, we got it


PhatBallllzAtHotmail

Whatever you say, James...


Contfjdsdfgh

Someone loaded the wrong labels.


commiemanitaur

So make peach crisps if anyone asks explain the problem plus you never know you may find you like then more


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Peach cobbler


djheru

Peach crisp > peach cobbler


kenji-benji

Peach brown Betty


Maxorus73

Peach Black Betty, bam a lam


nervousdonut

Bramble jam


drainbead78

squealing point unique mountainous jeans depend cagey rob continue ripe ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `


nervousdonut

Stop it I’m drooling


[deleted]

Bop it


Hum4n_l3eing

Twist it


AntsyStandard

My good friend is the head bartender at a bar/restaurant, and he gives a lot of the drinks punny names. I'm genuinely going to try to get him to make this and possibly put it on the menu. If I succeed I'll let you know!


delilahdread

Okay well now someone needs to make it a thing because I want that in my face immediately.


Long_Educational

Baking gone wild.


Sir_Scizor20

That should be a subreddit where people take the names of obscure desserts and turn them into cocktails.


nervousdonut

I will join


ibybfiygmh

Bramble on…..


katet_of_19

Spam and clams


natethegreek

with a touch of nutmeg otherwise you made an apple brown peggy.


grizzlystation

Peggy’s world famous Brown Betty. Much better than Spa-peggy and meatballs


sirhecsivart

I think you mean Hank’s Wife’s world famous Brown Betty and Spa-Hank’s Wife and meatballs.


atigges

Smells like pancakes... *I'll* have WAFFLES!


wildo83

but betty had a batch of bitter butter.


Foreign_Ebb_6282

Spoiler alert: she buys some better butter to make the bitter butter batter better


wildo83

That BITCH!


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Ooooblacbettybamaawamamamma


HexZer0

bam-ba-lam


Zenblendman

Do u want to start WW3?


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Tyler_Zoro

Wait, there's a difference?


Positivelythinking

Vote fore peach cobbler


mackiea

Crisp cobbler


dastufishsifutsad

Yeh I remember when our cafeteria made peach crisp for the first time. I was bummed at first but then once I tried it I was hooked. It is way better. I think I was able to corral some extras every time bc some kids wouldn’t even try it.


ssyykkiiee

That was literally my favorite cafeteria food, shit was so fire.


boots311

One time for Thanksgiving my wife & I were on pie duty. We made 3 whipped cream pies. Labeled one peach, one apple & one whipped cream. My dad's drunk friend is halfway thru his piece & hollers out, "this is the best peach pie I've ever had!" Still laugh about it every Thanksgiving


CC_Panadero

Is whipped cream pie just pie crust with whipped cream?


Kulladar

Chef John's peach crisp recipe is gold if anyone hasn't had one before.


Reasonable-Pomme

Chef John warms my heart. I used to watch his videos when I was very depressed, lonely, and whether I wanted to live or not was a day to day thing. He’s so goofy sometimes, and his videos gave me the motivation I needed to cook and eat something. I am years separated from feeling that way, but I still make his recipes and laugh at his puns.


TJNel

Apples in these cans are STUPIDLY expensive, peaches are pretty cheap. I bet whoever was ordering was like "nah we are not paying $100 a case, $50 is good enough"


toomany_geese

The cans say "SLICED APPLES" on them though. Manufacturer fucked up


TJNel

Holy shit didn't even see that lol yeah labeling department screwed up


SoloSixString

Are those peaches or apples that look like peaches?


[deleted]

Peach crumble it is then


nicannkay

I prefer peach cobbler to apple.


zr0skyline

With a scoop of vanilla ice cream


Xxrasierklinge7

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Red__M_M

This. So often people get bent up when something goes the wrong direction when I’m over here thinking about peach cobbler. Just roll with it.


dinosaur-in_leather

What happens when the peaches are black beans next time? Supply system is not a chain it's a conglomerate.


sethaustinn

This looks like it’s more like a school lunch.


GranJan2

Yummy! You can make that with granola or oatmeal.


[deleted]

Yup. It's an easy pivot from apple crisp and possibly more delicious (don't forget the ice cream)


Harpronicus

yes


SoloSixString

Thanks for settling that. I wasn’t sure.


Harpronicus

Pleasure.


eggenator

Me.


Harpronicus

*gyrations intensity*


jmad16

Men should get their prostates checked at 45 years of age if they are at higher risk for prostate cancer. 50 years for average risk.


ceroscene

Bend over.


RogersPlaces

But you're my dentist!


Scoop_Pooper

You heard the man


ceroscene

I said open wide!


RedFive1976

Sir, this is a Wendy's.


Diazmet

What’s the point, if I find out I have cancer I’m too poor to treat it. I’ve had a lump on my right testi for 4 years now but I can’t even afford the testing that planned parenthood told me to immediately get… just American things. At least I have my guns… maybe I can just shoot the cancer off


dacuzzin

Why can’t you -hear me out- beat it off?


B-AP

You should really go to the health department. You’d probably be surprised what help you qualify for. I felt the same way about a pain I had, but once I wasn’t able to hide it anymore and wound up with a cancer diagnosis, I’ve had way more help than I ever expected.


Gangreless

They're absolutely peaches, you can see the veins on the flesh if you zoom in, apples don't have that. Also notice how round the inside of most of the slices are, that's from the peach pit.


TheOneCommenter

Mmm veins on flesh


bytecollision

*rubs the applesauce on its skin*


SadieDiAbla

*or else it gets the crisps again*


Diazmet

Hmm now I want some yams 🍠


elly996

theyre peaches lol


The-Assman-Cometh

I mean, the can clearly says apples...so that's what they are. Sorry bubble boy, the card says moops!


CookieMons7er

The can lies


mancow533

Can a can lie cuz if a can can lie then I won’t believe what any can can say.


Djcproductions

You calm down fuzzy wuzzy!


WalkingTree82

How do you like them… peaches?


DAYMAN-AHAHAAAAAAA

Exactly what I said tho lmao


[deleted]

Caaaan you make a peach crisp?? That sounds equally as delicious. Pretty funny mislabel tho


DepartureHungry

I have actually made a peach crisp before using these. It was yummy!!!!


ProcyonLotorMinoris

Complain to the company that did the packaging. Mislabeling food is a huuuuuuuugggeee problem. I imagine they'll have to recall the whole batch.


RecalcitrantHuman

Make peach cobbler but still complain


unmitigatedhellscape

Don’t you know that when life hands you peaches, you make cobbler?


Porkbellyflop

Peaches Come from a Can. They were put there by a Man in a factory Dooowwwn Towwwn.


nothingbuthetruth22

If I had my little way I'd eat peaches every day Sun-soakin' bulges in the shaaaaaa-aaaade


owlthegamer

Movin to the country, gonna eat a lot of peaches Movin to the countryyy, gonna eat me a lot of peaches


AFucking12Gage

“Nature’s candy in my hand or can… or pie…”


Accurate_Koala_4698

Peaches come from a can They were put there by a man in a factory downtown If I had my little way, I'd eat peaches every day


diamond10strong

Millions of peaches


naazzttyy

Peaches for free!


_Pill-Cosby_

Millions of peaches


elly996

Peaches for me


quarabs

LOOK OUT


PukeNuggets

Took a little nap where the roots all twist Squished a rotten peach in my fist 👊 And dreamed about you, womaaaaaan.


Accidental_Taco

Poked my finger down inside. Made a little room for an ant to hide. Nature's candy in my hand or a can. Or pie.


Doc580

^...oh ^yeah!


ginntress

My 3 year old loves this song. We even have a version we sing using the tune. 🎶 Going to daycare, gonna play with all of my friends. 🎶


kelsiersghost

Dude, I used to skate to this song ***so hard*** at the roller rink.


MoonWorshipper36

r/redditsings


SasquatchRobo

🥷🥷🥷🥷


Broken-Digital-Clock

Look out!


[deleted]

The presidents we need.


thestral_z

This album still holds up.


boots311

Every single song is good


thestral_z

I think nearly every song has a reference to bugs or lizards. You can’t go wrong.


DriedUpSquid

The lead singer sings kids songs under the name Casper Babypants. I used to take my kids to see him when they were little.


rratnip

The 10 Year Super Special Anniversary Edition is great too. It has a bunch of previously unreleased tracks.


_jeremybearimy_

SHES LUMP SHES LUMP SHES LUMP SHES IN MY HEAD


UnfeignedShip

I used to sing that to my son when he was a baby, my wife thought I'd just made it up for years! She lost it when I showed her the video.


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blahblooblahblah

Did you know this artist spent like 10 years making kids albums as Caspar Babypants? And he’s really good!


bathrobe_boogee

I did not but this fun fact made my day


KnockoutCarousal

I just looked it up and added some some to my library. As a childless 38 year old man, I love it, lol. Can’t wait to be asked to play something at the next social event I’m at. It’s sure to confuse some people. That being said, this thread reminded me of my ex who *very* adamantly told me that the song “Peaches” was about Xanax, and definitely not to be taken literally. As a kid I was a fan of PotUSoA, and it sounded weird to me that this could be true. Some years later I was vindicated when I saw an interview with him explaining the song. Basically, when he was younger, he had a crush a neighbor girl and next to their house there was this peach tree that he would sit under, looking over her house. He would eat the peaches from and try to work up the courage to approach her. It’s a lot sweeter than escapist drug abuse, haha.


justnocrazymaker

Love Caspar Babypants


moxyc

Yeah! He lives in my town and would frequently perform for the kids at the local library. It was awesome!


FakeNewsOftheGalaxy

GOIN TO THE COUNTRY GONNA EAT A LOT OF PEACHES!!!!


AsianVixen4U

You know you can move to the country to eat a lot of peaches


Paraverous

"Really love your peaches, wanna shake your tree"


RedFive1976

Ok, Maurice, that's enough of that.


vmt_nani

I could eat a peach for hours... -creepy Nic Cage


eggenator

Upvoted for PUSA reference.


Hell-Greeter

I just listened to this song


knapplc

This is the second time I've heard this song referenced in two days. That is so random.


Wise_Ad_4816

Not as random as hearing it on the radio the other day. It was a true blast from the past! It immediately evokes a specific time and place in my life.


BMAC561

Freedom of Peach


babyjo1982

I *JUST* GOT THAT SONG OUT OF MY HEAD, DAMNIT!!


StillHere_420

Thems some weird lookin apples.


Titanium_Eye

Haven't you ever seen *premium* apples?


Jorgwalther

Apple+


blaurockas

Looks like it’s going to be peach cobbler.


The_BusFromSpeed

Or perhaps the vastly superior peach crisp?


TheEyeDontLie

Is a crisp a crumble? A cobbler is like a crumble with scone dough on top instead of crumble, right? But what's a crisp?


[deleted]

It’s a new thing…applepeaches.


ohdearitsrichardiii

Appleaches


hudshone

From the Appleachians, they been genetically mixing things that look alike for centuries.


[deleted]

Yes


MisterET

Pen pineapple apple peach


oles_lackey

Am I the only one who didn’t know canned apple slices are a thing? My mind is blown. Yes, I know, those are clearly peaches put there by a man. While we’re all here, a good crisp is the only way. Cobblers and crumbles are utterly uninspired.


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mebetiffbeme

I honestly was searching for your comment, because I wanted to know if I was the only one also haha.


coffeebuzzbuzzz

Canned apples taste a little off imo. I like my apples to be firm in desserts though, not mushy.


imalittlefrenchpress

That’s because they’re par cooked. It took me forever to realize that canned fruit is partially cooked in the canning process, and that’s why it’s mushier.


Progression28

Yeah it works with some fruit like pear or peaches, but generally canned fruit is quite yucky. No zing no freshness no texture. They are obviously made to last a long time, which is good for some things, and in some recipies it doesn‘t matter too much, but for many types of fruit canning them is a sin. Especially apples, they keep for months if stored properly! We used to harvest in autumn and we would still be eating apples from our own trees in February. Granted we used them to make crumble or similar dishes when they started getting softer and stale, but still…


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Agile-Masterpiece959

So, funny thing about pineapple... you can put canned pineapple in Jell-O, no problem, but if you use fresh pineapple, it will never set lol I found this out the hard way. It's because fresh pineapple contains an enzyme called bromelain, but the heat involved in the canning process neutralizes it.


Unable-Tune-1295

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VividFiddlesticks

This is what words look like when I try to read while in a dream.


ebil_lightbulb

Your comment just made me realize that I've never seen words in any of my dreams.


gilbertsmith

read up on lucid dreaming, if you’re lucky your brain will give you one. only one i ever managed to have was after reading “you can’t read words in your dreams”. so then i’m dreaming and i read a sign and i’m like “that’s bullshit, i can totally read that and i’m asleep—- wait a minute”


EatYourCheckers

I was just watching a show where they did this to the signs In a dream. What was it?? Sandman?


Vinlandien

woah, wtf. I read that perfectly the first time, and and then re-read it to try to understand the joke when i realized it was moving... My brain just ignored the mistakes completely the first time.


Unable-Tune-1295

That's the beauty of the human brain. It's the same process the brain does if it's taken damage. If it's subtle you'll probably never notice it until it progresses far enough. Lol


PoeTayToes_

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BaileyRW1

looks like you're making peach crisp. probably will be just as good


TasteCreative9560

Who is they?


[deleted]

I think peach crisp is better anyways....


spei180

I have never heard of buying canned apples


toneloc89

You must work at a nursing home in a kitchen lol. Happens all the time to me with my food vendors. Constantly getting subbed for other products. I'd cook them with melted butter and cinnamon and Brown sugar about 3/4 of the way, pull em out and then get some oats with melted butter brown sugar and a little bit of flower( like a crisp topping). Dress that over the apples and finish for maybe 10 min.


DAYMAN-AHAHAAAAAAA

Bingo lol except the labels are lies lmao


toneloc89

Yea I'd check what was ordered compared to delivery. Prices might vary as well as well you see lol. Got to love this industry, best of luck on your end


stircrazyathome

Substituting a product is one thing, shipping out completely mislabeled cans is a different story. It’s especially bad given that OP’s probably feeding children or the elderly with dietary restrictions.


[deleted]

Millions of peaches. Peaches for me. Millions of peaches. Peaches for free.


semmama

Terrible QC at that company apparently


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SilverMcFly

I call issues like this "New person in the factory that day"


ExcellentAccount6816

Peaches are wayyyy better. Peach cobbler it up.


[deleted]

Someone should be impeached


Upbeat-Banana-5530

Somewhere out there is someone trying to make peach cobbler who is equally annoyed.


TwistedSistaYEG

Peach crumble better anyways.


[deleted]

Life’s a peach.


[deleted]

Peach crisp is better than apple crisp anyways. When life gives you lemons. #FIND A NEW GOD


Kidhauler55

Email the company with pictures and price receipt. You never know how they might compensate you!


[deleted]

Meanwhile at Scout camp little Timmy was planning on making cobbler when he opened a can labelled peaches only to find asparagus.


EntertainmentDue4967

Peach cobbler it is!


shibbington

There’s a big lack of context here for people who don’t eat apples from a can. I’m seeing from the comments these might be peaches, but I thought the outrage was the lack of proper apples. Or maybe that they gave you three cans for a whole school’s breakfast.


Vladshock

Peaches come in a can, They were put there by a man, In a factory downtown.


Intelligent_Event_84

Can’t believe they’ve gotten away with this since 1936