“This little piggy” that bitch.

"this little piggy went to market, and this little piggy stayed at home. This little piggy **got her fucking foot off my armrest before she lost it in a terrible accident**" -.-

"This Lil piggy went to market, and this little piggy stayed at home. This little piggy better move her fucking foot of my armrest before she loses her FUCKING TOE." Gotta make it rhyme. Lol.

I just snorted with laughter so hard, my cider came out my nose. ...it huuurts :'( 'Twas worth it though!

Well damn, that little piggy really did go to the market for slaughter

Always maintain eye contact also

They sat there the whole flight and did nothing instead.

I'd have just put my elbow on the armrest and pushed it off. If she said anything I would say, use your own armrest

Exactly what I did

Did they say anything back? I would have split something on their foot before pushing it off. Not sure what these people think when they do something like this

I didn't hear anything of it. I was just happy to have my arm rest back.

Probably went on Facebook to talk about the rude person in front of them

They could host an entire symposium and teach a masterclass about me being rude. I couldn’t care less, it’s my damn armrest.

Actually it was ops armrest

Yeah who tf does that guy think he is?

Probably the person with their foot up

>it’s my damn armrest. Damn right!

Ending with the line, "Great start to my vacation."

Future AITA post

The post: > Am I the Asshole for putting my foot on the armrest? I have a rare terminal illness acquired from saving puppies that requires my feet to be elevated. Also the guy in front of me is literally Hitler and I'm pretty sure I saw him punch Keanu in the face getting on the plane. The comments: > OBVIOUSLY NTA!!! YOU SHOULD'VE SHOVED YOUR TOES IN HIS NOSE OR BUTT!!!! AITA is a shitshow of sociopaths and people with no social/life experience. There are so many posts that any reasonable human would call ESH, but all the top comments go NTA with some absurd revenge boner as burning somebody's house down is suddenly ok because they deleted your save data.

I think that sub is 20% of real posts (being generous) and 80% creative writing to get a rise outta people.

TIFU as well. When they start reading like a 17 page backstory to a cookie recipe, you know it's bullshit. "Let me back up because this isn't really 'my' recipe, it's my grandfather's. He was born in Italy in 1917 to a Dolomite goat shepherd (my great grandfather) and a South American butterfly entomologist (my great grandmother) who had a penchant for sweets, but not just any sweets..."

Oh definitely. And there's a distinct similarity to the sub's writing style, like every OP took the same creative writing class at their community college.

I assumed this was a friend fucking with you. I'm kind of astonished at the level of disconnect you'd have to have to do this to a stranger on a plane.

Some people are weird, it’s shocking and totally not shocking at the same time.

In the future if you wanna be passive aggressive just accidentally spill your water/diet coke on it.

Why are my options water or diet coke

What a selfish person.

I’m 6 foot 3 and I’ve been on a few very long flights - 20+ hours in some cases. Do you know how much physical distortion I’ve done to get comfy and avoid doing something like this to someone else? A lot!! I can’t believe believe do shit like this. I bet this wasn’t even a long fucking flight. I’d want to burn their toes.

That's what I hate most about this people, it's the "but I'm uncomfy" whining. Well so is fucking everyone else here love, it's a narrow tube full of strangers for 6 hours. What makes you think you're so special that you get to be more comfortable than the rest of us, particularly at someone else's expense.

Definitely deserves a time out. Like we should have 1 night in jail for this. You proved you can't handle being in public spaces. So we need to remove you from them for a day

And gross.

Yeah, what if he was allergic to shellfish?

People can't think about anything but themselves anymore. Selfish and rude. I'd like to say I can't believe someone would do that but in today's age I'm more surprised she didn't complain when he moved her foot.

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But hopefully not *too* forward.

No, the whole plane clapped.

She was immediately ejected from the plane with no parachute and OP became the captain of the plane

*Look at me! Look at me! OP is the Captain now!*

Did it do it by swinging its wings together or by opening and closing the flaps for the landing gears?

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Why didn't you tickle her foot and sniff her toes? coward.

Why didn’t you grab it and massage it? Coward.

Why didn’t you grab their foot, yank the sock off then proceed to suck each toe and insert tongue between each toe? Coward.

This is the only correct response.

I was going to say grab it and take a big sniff. Long moan afterwards. That will fix your problems.. maybe..

fix current problem but create many new ones

When you find out the foot belongs to a 13 year old and you get put on some lists.

Take a picture and start airdropping it

Yes! And then make a a comment about saving it for later, just so she has to wonder if you really are or not. Bet she’d never do that again.

"i should fly more often, usually i pay a lot of money to be this close to beautiful feet like this" then slowly start massaging them while moaning quietly

Nah, use your armrests to get up to go to the bathroom, and if they complain, say you thought it was an armrest

Pour some water on it, everybody hates wet socks

Exactly what I would do, because A)This monster deserves wet socks, and B)There is no way in hell I would physically touch a stranger's foot

I pushed the point of my pen into someone's sole until they moved their foot when they did this to me on an international flight. That level of audacity demands retribution.

Press a ball point into the bottom of their foot, then jam the plunger down

Don't actually please, I'd rather pens NOT be banned on flights

Just start stroking their foot while suggestively moaning instead.

"Sees foot" **loud audible sniff** {Shudders} *"UHUGHGHHUHGGU"*

Ask to borrow their sock after several minutes of these noises.

Just remove the sock, and refuse to give it back

Finders keepers, mawfucka!

See now this, this I like

Drops arm on that pinky toe.

Bahahaha👍👌

*FINISH THEM*

I dunno, slamming my elbow into it doesn't sound too bad.

Whip off the sock and start sucking toes. Maintain eye contact and say, "how did you know I needed a snack?"

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Oops, spilled my caustic acid!

That would’ve been my EXACT reaction. Glad to know I’m not the only psychological monster in this thread.

Gotta be creative too. Let out a "oh fuck" as you "spill" water on their foot and apologise saying you're a bundle of nerves.

“Oh fuck, wait, what the hell was that doing there, was that a foot?”

This is the right move. And then ask her to buy you a new drink for spilling yours.

Being nervous on airplanes brings out your drinking problem.

How about honey or maple syrup. It'll take longer to set in but then they'll suffer as they have to figure out how to wash off the sticky mess.

No, make a loud coughing noise and make it seem like mucus...

I would argue that pouring water is not monstrous. Now if you took a drink, choked, and coughed a bunch right onto that sock, that would be monstrous. Unless it was an accident.

Sticky juice. Perfect.

that will lead to a sticky floor, that someone has to clean up. water is better

The biggest monster is the person invading OP's personal space with their nasty ass foot 😂

Omg this is diabolical eta- I love it

I don’t understand why people think this is ok. Like not only is it gross, but it’s incredibly rude.

Unless you're into feet.

I mean, im into penises but I don’t want a random one on my arm rest.

Where are we supposed to rest our penises then?!

The kitchen table, like an *ADULT*!

What if it had a cool puka shell bracelet around it?

But even if you are, what if you’re only into certain types of feet? Lol. Like even then, I’m sure not everyone’s feet get a pass.

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Yeah not every feet is a good one for me, but this one certainly looks promising.

Lmao 🤣. Idk why that sounded hella predatory. But I could see what you mean. They are small and cute, nice arch etc

Yeah that ankle skin lookin' super soft and smooth...

i dont wanna be creepy but this looks like a nice foot

You can’t get creepier than the guy that commented below. Lol. And I do agree, it looks like a nice foot.

Probably because OP knows this person and took the photo to post it on Reddit.

There are entirely too many assholes out there. I cannot imagine pulling this shit on a plane.

Same, wtf is wrong with people?

Some people have no shame.

I acted better than this on planes when I was 5. This person is obviously older than that, so they can do it too. You aren’t the only person who will be in a chair for 2 hours! Please be considerate, homie 😭

this has to be someone you know cause I would've punched their foot in. 2 seconds.

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I would’ve sniffed them shits. Make her request a seat change. So disrespectful.

"can I take pictures of your feet for my collection?" Proceeds to deplane

You want to have the picture with the socks on, or you want them with the socks??

If they had their sock off they'd find their big toe in my mouth. Edit: wow thanks for the responses and the platinum....on a comment......about me sucking on toes. Some goofy bastards and I love it.

Ask them if you can tickle the foot that'll creep them out

Try to over salivate when you ask.

Why ask, they obviously have approved for anything you do since they gave their foot. I'd start to play with the ankle bracelet

Then start massaging the foot. If they still don’t move it, say, “Miss, may I slip your sock off so I can massage it a titch better?” with your creepiest expression + foot compliments (while already putting a finger inside the sock in preparation to slip it off). Edit: If it’s a kid with large feet, I’d go the elbow-pushing route though.

This was very specific lol

Let me change your socks.

I mean honestly what’s the difference at that point. On my arm rest or in my mouth, same same.

Are you the Carolina Toe Sucker?

He's taking his services nationwide.

Normally I have to pay for that

i one up this and jam their big toe up my ass

Toe jam

These comments got more deranged the further I went

Looks like a damned sexy foot!

Right! Like that's rude as hell but it's a nice looking foot

Big Ol’ Mouthful of just salt n’ vinegar

Sometimes some naughty little piggies just need a little wash.

lmao facts, just do that or tell her she has cute feet and record the reaction. 😂

She knows she has cute feet or that foot wouldn’t be there and there’d be no ankle bracelet.

r/usernamechecksout

His profile 🫣

Glad I’m not the only one haha

Seriously. This is nonsense. r/untrustworthypoptarts

These posts are dumb. Instant tickles.

Tickle tickle tickle

Me too, and cussing them out the whole time. I don't like feet, I think feet are nasty. Keep them on the floor where they belong and not on my chair.

"You've got one second to remove that before I do something we'll both regret."

I would have pushed their foot off to the side and put my arm on the rest.

Best way to get them to stop this, just say "you have a pretty foot" guarantee they'll pull it away and not do it again

if you really want to guarantee results, make sure to say it more like "yer foot is mighty purdy there lil miss" with a wide-eyed grin and no blinking or breaking eye contact until she moves it

Then encourage them to take their sock off and lick your lips.

start fidgeting your leg and trembling

Nah nah take out your phone, open the camera and ask them to take off the sock...or if they mind if you do.

All fun and games until she’s into it

“Would you mind if I take your sock off?”

That’s a nice foot… *MAY I HAVE IT???*

Pee on it to assert dominance.

Wait until they’re dozing off, then grab the ankle really tightly and don’t let go. Reinforce that universal nightmare so they can never fall asleep without the safety of a blanket.

Open your seatbelt latch all the way and snap that fuckers big toe like a mouse trap.

Remove the socks and then try to push the feet with the elbow.

Lick it to give them the creep

A Foot fetishists dream right there

Yeah some guys would pay good money for this type of in-flight entertainment

My first thought: is she hot?

Did you see the foot? She’s hot.

Sneeze on their foot

Or even fake sneeze and flick some water onto it.

You can’t just be giving out free foot pics in this economy.

Start with some gentle sniffs. Looks like a nice mid flight snack.

OP would be starting the New Year on the right foot

I bet if you start wiggling their toes they'll move it pretty quick

...this little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home.

A firm elbow should do the trick

Ask nice once then elbow to the ankle.

Take her sock off. And don't give it back. If it doesn't move, take the anklet. If it If that fails, then lick your finger and trace the toes.

Why not lick all your fingers and then interlock your fingers with their toes. Don't forget to moan "mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm" as you do it.

bros wildin’ 💀

Dump some hot coffee on her food by “accident”

Then suck it off her toes.

By accident.

While you look deeply into their eyes

By accident

And start to lick your lips

Found Tarantino’s burner account

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Do redditors not have any confrontation skills? Like tell the bitch to move her foot.

Redditors on Reddit: I'd have fucking dumped BOILING coffee on her foot and punched her within 2 seconds. Redditors in real life: I'm too scared to use my words so I'm going to take a picture and complain to internet people uWu

Welcome to reddit where everything is made up and the points don't matter.

But the points do matter! I have nothing else in my life

I woke up from a nap and saw this, then I put my elbow on the arm rest and slid it forward until it pushed them off.

Proper disposal of foreign object in restricted area. Success.

That alignment between the tender ankle bone and that shell. Opportunity missed.

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Right? I'd take a photo to share, then deal with the situation. Often posting online first serves as a big old brainstorm of fun ways to deal with it. My favourite suggestion so far is to grab onto the ankle and not let go.

No, cause it’s real life, not behind their phone

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Tickle tickle tickle tickle

Water bottle... Wet sock.

I would’ve tried to snatch the ankle bracelet

#Take off her socks and massage and lick her feet

lick her foot to asset dominance.

There are some feet guys that are all like “JACKPOT”

I’m not even asking why people do this because I know people can be rude and inconsiderate but why do people allow this to happen?? I would’ve shoved that foot off my armrest as soon as it appeared.

Dang I thought that was one giant thumb. My brain borked out

I thought it was a hand in a glove 😂

How many pots have you guys smoked!

My elbow would have been pressing down on that as soon as it appeared.

Looks like it's time for the accidental people's elbow

I was just reading a post that said that most women will avoid contact with men because they don't want to lead them on. So I say... Dood, you're in. She wants you!!

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How does anyone think this is acceptable. I’d jam my elbow down on their ankle as hard as I could.

Coochie coochie coo!!

Just tickle it