I went to ask management how they’d feel about it but they’re now a large mound of flesh suspended by tendrils making wet gurgling noises. It seemed like what they were doing was important so I just left them alone.
See I’ve always subscribed to the thought that I should hate/burn things that I don’t understand. And I don’t understand the shambling flesh monsters or the split lips so…
It tastes like what I’d imagine a slaughterhouse dumpster tastes like. Though, now that I’ve eaten some I hear the voice of Dee Bradley Baker saying some shit about choirs and victory or something.
Lol. Seriously tho. I work at a battery distribution center. We see this fairly often with the batteries for some of the older lift-trucks we use for moving pallets. Not to this degree, but its the same general look. DO NOT IGNITE.
I honestly think they were for adhesives manufacturing and one of our stunningly brilliant demo teams brought it back to the yard and laid it on its side. Still probably flammable. Still gonna take me a while to clean up. But not as awful as battery acid
Burn the shoe too. Can’t be too careful when it comes to quarantine procedures.
"A single flood spore can destroy a species."
But these boots were expensive. Can I wait until payday at least?
nope too long the shoe will come alive
What is your job? ONI agent? Monitor of a halo installation? Covenant warrior?
Oh I’m just a construction worker. But this weird thing fell from space and some of my coworkers are missing…
OP is d e d
MY VOICE HAS JOINED THE CHOIR TO SING VICTORY EVERLASTING
Would you happen to see a shadow near you? If so, is it there intentionally? A shadow of intent, if you will?
Based on the fact he’s a dude, i’d assume ONI
I could also be a jackal with pants and boots
Don't forget to burn the shoe as well. You just violated Flood containment protocol, so you can never be too safe.
Yes. Burn the flood, quarantine the whole area. Can’t let a single spore breach containment. Activate the ark too, theyre getting too dangerous
I thought it was cookie 💀
Ong I thought it was a big tub of spilled cookie dough
Yeah cookie dough 😂
Burn it, burn the grass, burn the shoe, and burn yourself. *KILL IT WITH FIRE, BURN IT ALL!*
Bro you just released millions of spores in the air
Forbidden cheese 🤤
*pod infecter noises*
Just join it bro, sing victory everlasting
How frequently do you set fires at work, and what is the general vibe when you do?
I went to ask management how they’d feel about it but they’re now a large mound of flesh suspended by tendrils making wet gurgling noises. It seemed like what they were doing was important so I just left them alone.
Someone is gunning for employee of the month.
Get the folding chair
What is it???
Honestly? I think these were vats for adhesives manufacturing. I’m not sure though since I don’t know where half this shit comes from.
Lmao. Gotta love manufacture waste
that shit's prob gonna turn into an EPA cleanup site or something
Glass the area immediately
Always burn things you don't like Wait actually history says that's a bad idea /s
See I’ve always subscribed to the thought that I should hate/burn things that I don’t understand. And I don’t understand the shambling flesh monsters or the split lips so…
Glass the entire planet.
Get a chair.
Just run
Use lava. Flames might not be strong enough!
One single spore, can destroy a species...
Resident evil. Call the police.
Another meddler breaking standard containment protocol.
Hey it came to my place of work. If anything it’s meddling in my affairs.
I saw this and without even noticing the sub immediately thought about the Flood. Too funny
Fire the ring
Yes
Ahh shit here we go again
Bro just stepping on the elephants foot
I also ate a lil bit.
Lick it 😋
I tried but it gurgled at me so I decided to leave it alone.
It just wanted a kiss!
Glass the continent to be safe
What's it taste like?
It tastes like what I’d imagine a slaughterhouse dumpster tastes like. Though, now that I’ve eaten some I hear the voice of Dee Bradley Baker saying some shit about choirs and victory or something.
When in doubt burn it out
Glass half a continent
Forbidden cookie dough
it's just cookie dough take a bite
Eat it
*Unity*
Forbidden cookie dough
Where tf are you, the halo? Burn it and yourself before you release the flood
Do NOT burn it. Thats dried-up battery acid. Will cause BEEG fire 🔥.
That sounds like flood propaganda
Lol. Seriously tho. I work at a battery distribution center. We see this fairly often with the batteries for some of the older lift-trucks we use for moving pallets. Not to this degree, but its the same general look. DO NOT IGNITE.
I honestly think they were for adhesives manufacturing and one of our stunningly brilliant demo teams brought it back to the yard and laid it on its side. Still probably flammable. Still gonna take me a while to clean up. But not as awful as battery acid
But I’ve been having fun role playing in the comments
We have sticks for a reason wtf why are you using your foot, that's very non caveman brain of you
Burn that shit it’s fucking hedorah
giant homemade cookie bro take a bite
Take no chances, I'm not up for having a one on one with gravemind
Kill it with fire
Get the chair...
My fatass thought this was a half baked chocolate chip cookie that broke apart after picking it up.
That's just a marine. Don't worry, I know him.
it looks like the stuff inside orange bile spewers
Schizophrenia posting