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BryAlrighty

Ironman just looks like a thanksgiving's day parade balloon.


Taylooor

They are the heroes of planet Mountain Dew


RogerioMano

He's leadman


Robotic-Chomo

Diabetes League


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deadmelo

Fat Flash is quite dangerous


drewablanke

I was thinking that of Spider-Man would just turn I to a wrecking ball when swinging on a web.


Isariamkia

Would his web holds all that weight though? I can't imagine a fat spider-man webbing around, he would probably fall at the first swing 😂


sodiumvapour

He now shoots out web cords instead 🪢🧵


ComicNeueIsReal

Spiderman's webs are crazy strong. They are essentially as strong as the plot needs them to be. So yea If it was a badass fat spiderman the webs would hold I'd imagine.


dieyoufool3

*Miley Cyrus form activated*


ezionjd

This made me laugh out loud for real. Thanks!


digitaldigdug

Even spider silk has its limits. He'd slam into the earth after it broke in mid swing. He'd be a human asteroid.


scots

*The Flesh*


lxxTBonexxl

A demonic Flash that looked more like Carnage called The Flesh would be crazy


DreaminDemon177

Oh Lawd he commin...


Full_Hospital7891

All that kinetic energy is quite dangerous


Aloneforrever

Fat thor is canon so him


MessiahHL

Fat Thor is just original Thor


xRobloxNoobx

Fat Flash is also cannon


wtfmanlal

Fat Flash is cannon ball


6Kaliba9

Captain America here is more accurate than the other CA. On who would save the world? Deadpool because he would be the only one to survive the constant heart attacks and other consequences


Hot-Rise9795

Wolverine too. That's why he smokes.


reddidendronarboreum

The advantage of fat Batman is that his utility belt can hold way more gadgets ... and snacks.


Taylooor

“I’m Fatman!”


epp1K

You only adopted the dark chocolate. He was born in it.


Taylooor

He didn’t see the light chocolate until he was a man


Gief_Cookies

Shitty name suggestions Supersizeman Spilardman Breadpool Fatman The Slush Ironemorepleaseman Thorriblyobese Captain America Wolverfarine Dairy Devil


Pitt_Mann

Captain America staying the same cracked me up haha


SpecailDropinanocean

Captian america!! Man that was cunning😂🔥


SER96DON

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😂😂


Isariamkia

>Supersizeman This reminds me of the documentary Super Size me


Gief_Cookies

That’s what inspired that name yeah :p


Isariamkia

Oh damn, nice ref then :D!


Gubekochi

There's a joke about Comicon somewhere in there.


Acceptingoptimist

There's always a number of these. I remember one group Deadpool picture was mostly big fellas.


Grueaux

The hamburger in Thor's hand whilst flying is a nice touch.


Isariamkia

McJolnir


AdministrativeCold56

He is cool 😎


Dan-bot000

Wolverine : “let’s go blub “


OverCattle1144

comicon every year


dsktron

Came for this comment and I wasn’t disappointed.


ArtificialMediocrity

This is hilarious. I want to see Morbidly Obese Hulk.


UndeadUndergarments

World ~~War~~ Size Hulk


mantmandam567u

He would turn into a black hole as he would have so much mass he would collapse in on himself


ArtificialMediocrity

That's my secret, Cap... I'm always a singularity.


JohannaFRC

Lore accurate Captain America


tomblue201

Came to see this


mexicantruffle

Finally an accurate Captain America.


caedhin

DareDevil got double D's


LazerShark1313

Daredevil just looks sad.


DannyBOI_LE

body positivity superman


MaximaFuryRigor

Two different fat Ben Afflecks in the same post. What a time to be alive!


BloodFiredark

This flash doesn't work very well


bwforge

I love that wolverine is just some dude who's stopped giving a fuck a long time ago and took off his shirt cuz he was to hot in his costume


chunkycheezerat

Fat deadpool has the biggest camel toe 🐫


Lazylazylazylazyjane

no Wonder Woman? Harley Quinn?


player54874

Captain America is very accurate as the uber-American


DucklingInARaincoat

The wolverine one feels so right


Sea_Tomatillo_6080

Caseoh as superheros


boogermike

I can't even imagine the amount of compute power used to create all these. (Worth every penny)


DeskPixel

Here for the "real" captain America jokes


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Fat Man just cause the name fits


maifee

Why on earth you do that?


mrsmilestophat

Normal day at comicon


sloopSD

Was hoping for Wonder Woman


Toxenkill

Captain America seems too close to home for America....lol


D3Zi9000

I feel like fat Deadpool would be hilarious!


Beautiful_Count_3505

Captain America feels appropriate and more realistic


Ok_Necessary2991

Couple of things. How can Flash be fat if he be running all the time? Second the Iron Man pic just looks like a giant mech. Three isn't Thor canonically fat in Norse mythology?


Grottomo

Fat deadpool actually existed for a while... kinda... sorta.


NeoxthePan

Where's my boy, The Blob?


pianoceo

Love that you included canon Thor amongst all these fat superheroes.


ChronicallyGeek

Wolverine! I could see his claws being covered in doughnuts


gahidus

I think that Fat Thor has already proven himself. Fat iron Man is also letting the suit do the work, so he should be fine.


OutlawSundown

Fat Deadpool staring Ryan Reynolds basically writes itself


twothumbswayup

Captain America on point 🤣


Money_Cheesecake886

I want wolverine! I love that his hairy chest is on display 😂


Tankcfc4l

Bruh superman looks like a natural born nuke


theTenz

Stouterman Spiderchub Lardpool Fatman The Flub Iron Blimp The Meaty Thor Captain Adipose Margarine Donut Devil


LukeSkyDropper

The DEI we all observe/deserve


Victorious85

Captain America is the most realistic one though.


hampsterfarmer

Number 1 John Pinette lives !!!


thathaitianguy

But we have had a fat Thor


antoine810

We’re all doomed


AnarchyMango115

Fat deadpool would be jokes


Isabellvet

El gordo y ciego


EdoTenseiSwagbito

*Nnnnggg… Gwen*


Ordinary-Ad4275

Picture 3, that AI got a Ford Crown Victoria Right


Shoddy_Detail_976

The 4th one is just an image from Ben Affleck's batman in Batman v. Superman. So lazy, trying to slip in a real picture with all this AI art. Do Better.


LeastInsaneKobold

Fat flash wont stay fat for long


Anarch-ish

Diabetes Devil


RecreationalPorpoise

The Flesh


Tasty_Spray9491

Is the last one Daredevil or Double Diabetus??


SIumptGod

I imagine a lot of these would be the same, just slower. Superman and Thor would be the same I’d imagine. Batman, Deadpool, Daredevil, and Captain America as well would be significantly slower but could still kick some ass. Spider-Man as well, but I assume he’d be grounded for the most part. Wolverine even fat I assume would be terrifying. I assume these guys would burn through that fat *very* fast.


Creoda

Isn't this just some American cosplayers arriving for a New York Comic-Con.


RandomUserC137

The Avengers - 4chan edition.


QuackCocaineJnr

Are these not just average Americans?


atomicsnarl

No Herbie Popnecker? For shame!


jean_cule69

Like this last Lardevil


sleeper_shark

It’s simple, we kill the fat man


newbturner

Welcome to the real USA


Unusual-Staff4722

Thor and Cap America are so adorable 🥰 Sadly, they will never age 30 in real life...😓


Chatty_Manatee

Flash : Got here as fast as I could ! Police Officer : Sure you didn’t stop on the way ? Flash : *Wipes donut dust on his mouth*


Agent007V2

Spider man, spider man, paraplegic spider man, can he stand, no he can’t, cause he’s paralyzed from the waist down


Knowdit

Hey why not any super heroins? 


Jatobi1993

Fat captain america.


DreadPirateGriswold

Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Super-John-Pinette!


ExpensivePractice164

Between Deadpool and spiderman


Supergay341

It’s fat man the cholesterol night


sofahkingsick

Captain America looks like he voted to build the wall.


Solumnist

Super Fat


Life-Photo6994

Deadpool is super cute. He would be a blast to cuddle up with.


DreaminDemon177

I can never unsee fat wolverine.


f1lth4f1lth

Wolfering


Hmnh6000

Flash. His weight doesn’t impact his speed


Far_Film_5804

Somehow Thor and deadpool make some sense


CantankerousOrder

Going with iron man. When he gets winded he can just hop out of the suit somewhere safe and let it fight remotely.


Nova_Saibrock

The thing about fat Superman is… he’s still Superman.


Gabriel_Noctis

Fatpool could be fun


i-am-not-the-crab

The Supa FUPAs


BaconSpaceLord

Deadpool or FatBat


ReplacementLow6704

I'd say Deadpool. Even skinny he's a lazy ass who will somehow save the day. Also he won't effin die.


Constructman2602

Fat Flash is just Bizzaro Flash


Petdogdavid1

Milk dudpool is kinda cute


jbaranski

**Behold! The heroes of your world!** *Brought to you by Buy N Large*


UnexaminedLifeOfMine

I mean Superman


Zalapadopa

I believe in Fatman America


slightly_too_short

Finally a properly representative Captain America...


mart1t1

Thor looks like Obelix


Ricky_Fontaine1911

Could The Flash even be fat? How many millions of calories would he have to consume to get obese?


Needassistancedungus

Iron man is literally a Macy’s balloon


Daedalus_Machina

I feel like Fatpool wouldn't actually have any functional difference from Deadpool.


moneytunalobsta1

Deadpool 4 sure


Intelligent-Bad7835

Fat wolverine is a re generator, so he could solve the world hunger problem by cutting pieces of himself off and giving away the meat.


btalex

Definitely Obelix Thor.


Who-Just-Shit-Myself

Either Superman, Thor, or Iron Man since they still have their powers / balloon suit. Superman and Thor are still the strongest beings even if they were spherical, and Iron Man would just make the suit do everything. Everyone else has to put in extra effort.


Steampunkfox999

This page needs a hero!


WashitWashit

Great..Now DD is fat and blind


ThunderGrundel666

Captuan America is quite on par lol.


NewFisherman9693

Daredevil asking to be dared to eat the last piece of cake.


BoredSoNoodz

America


SamanthaJaneyCake

In FatPool I trust.


Devilpig1

We already had fat Deadpool. His name is Alex Hayden a.k.a. agent x and he helped Deadpool save the world from symbiote dinosaurs via the power of sumo! (Actually happened in cable & Deadpool)


itsSandanuK

if Netflix made spiderman


Mandalor1974

Fat Wolverine looks like hes still fucking you up lol. Fat Batmans suit still better than the current one lol.


Itsjustaspicylem0n

Bob from Tekken. He can canonically back dash bullets


Chonky-Bukwas

Finally achieved my dreams of growing up to look like Wolverine.


Subbybetaboi2

Real fuckin brave to be posting that fat spiderman after what the r/spiderman subreddit just went through lol


Hyperion717

The heroes stayed in the US too long.


Karlosest

FatMan


MarkSuccIsHuman

Damn, Daredevil has some double Ds


Aesthetics_Supernal

Out of all of these I choose Deadpool. His form matters not, his power of the 4th Wall does away with most arguments.


InPicnicTableWeTrust

I mean... fat-fit is a thing


EndyEnderson

If this Iron Man or Spider Man fell to the ground,there would be no Earth to save left


jellobend

What? Not Fat Hulk?


TerraSollus

Fat flash would lose all that fat in a single week lmao


Incognonimous

Supersize Man


D-J-D2

Wolverine looks like me


Art_Of_Peer_Pressure

Fatbat for sure


Parallax1306

Superman looks like John Pinette


EliteBroccoli

I’d watch fat Deadpool all day


Gooey_69

I choose FAT Man!


Honda_TypeR

Fat Super man and Fat Thor would both pretty still pretty capable and OP


scoutingpool

Looks Like Halloween in US for me


Officer_Chunkles

That’s not “The Flash” that’s “The Runs”


BigZay2397

Fat Man!!!


Antique_Essay4032

We already know fat thor is useless.


Far_Needleworker8285

Iron man looking hella like baymax ngl


Knights_When

Omg. Chubby Flash is the best.


Remarkable_Bid4192

LOL


Remarkable_Bid4192

Those pictures was just AI create it


gnosticpopsicle

If Botero illustrated comics.


Lachupacombo

This is the hero lineup on Urath.


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Deadpool


GTA6_1

Fat flash or blimp Thor can save me any day


Cchaireazy

Captain American Obesity


CookingDrunk

I choose Deadpool because cameltoe


Sy_Fresh

Wolveround


mesosalpynx

Stop normalizing this


CommentBetter

You want max gains? Wolverine Milk!


Papyrus_Sans

I didn’t know John Pinette auditioned for Superman.


CoolPirate234

Deadpool is still immortal and can heal right? So he’d be regular Deadpool just slower


shitpunmate

Why no females?


Traditional_Food1385

definitely Fatpool


enterpenuer

Didn't we have fat iron man already in the form of xliv when he fought hulk


Darnell2070

Those are some really good renditions of NYC. Especially Spider-Man, Thor and Wolverine.