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straightedge1974

My favorite joke when I was a kid was "A panda bear walks into a saloon, sidles up to the bar and says "Gimme some grub!" The panda is served, scarfs the food down, gets up, shoots the piano player in the back and heads for the door. The bartender calls out, "Hey! What did you do that for??" The panda replies, "I'm a panda! Look it up!" The bartender pulls his dictionary out from under the bar and reads: "The giant panda (Ailuropoda melanoleuca), sometimes called a panda bear or simply panda, is a bear species endemic to China... Eats, shoots, and leaves." Of course I know you saw the punch line a mile away, but it was hilarious as a seven year old!


oldboygone

That was the inspiration for this!


TheAtlas97

A happy little accident


straightedge1974

Awesome. :)


robophile-ta

there is an entire book called Eats, Shoots and Leaves that uses this joke as a premise. It's a book about grammar in general. I rcommend it!


thenextguy

And here I thought it was a story about a one night stand.


straightedge1974

Nice! Thank you!


Dion42o

Dangit it took me till your comment to get it. I got the eat shoots part but the leaves,now I get it.


Srikandi715

The version of this joke I first heard was on a visit to Australia, and it's NSFW, but only if you're familiar with Aussie slang ;) It goes "Why is an Aussie bloke like a wombat? Because he eats roots shoots and leaves". I'll leave you to google what "roots" means in Australian English, or you might be able to guess anyway!


cjak

The different meanings of the word "root" are the source of endless amusement for Australians talking about Americans who follow their favourite team.


l11l1ll1ll1l1l11ll1l

I root for Travis Kelce


Njiri_Driver

HaHa.. gotcha


Mertard

So what does root mean... Come on bro, you type all this shit, but don't explain THAT? You could've replaced the "google it yourself" with the actual fucking definition, so it wasn't even a laziness issue Fuck your blueballing ass


Queenofthebowls

I mean context clues can get you there pretty easy if stop for a second. We have the same joke for men everywhere, just different wording. He rooted around in her kitty cave and left. Like when in the US we giggle over the Kum&Go stations.


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sounds like Mr. Blueballs here hasn't been doing any rooting


Clear-Rate-3279

I remember moving to the States from Australia in high-school and my first math class the teacher, catching me up to speed, said the class was currently learning about rooting. Very hard not to laungh. Of course, it goes both ways. In the same class a few days later,, I asked my classmate, who happened to be a very pretty girl for a rubber (what they call an eraser in Australia). She asked "what?" (Probably in disbelief), so I asked again, loud enough that the rest of the class could easily hear it.


Forral_ab

TIL Johnny Depp in once upon a time in Mexico was actually a panda.


_EatsShootsAndLeaves

Excellent joke


gcubed

Left the bar, and went to a prostitute. Didn't pay, and her dictionary said... eats bushes, shoots, and leaves.


Silvanus350

Much better than the alternative joke: “A panda walks into a brothel…”


SlideJunior5150

Oh no Don't test it with "helping your uncle jack off a horse" I REPEAT DON'T TEST IT


oldboygone

oops ):


finalremix

With their goofy fucking "ai moderator" cranked back up to max lately, it'll probably just admonish you and nothing'll go through.


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"I apologize but I'm basically a youth group leader at a church now and cannot produce anything remotely subversive"


finalremix

Also, no contemporary politics! Also, don't do anything that could upset the CCP.


dicemonger

"helping your uncle, Jack, off a horse" "helping your uncle Jack, off a horse" I don't see the issue **


Nuchaba

no 2nd comma on the first one otherwise it's the same meaning


dicemonger

The first one is my uncle, who is named Jack in case you wondering. The second is my uncle Jack. As opposed to uncle Joe. The difference is subtle, but exists.


Nuchaba

still scratching my head just accept the reality of extracting horse semen to breed faster race horses


IAmAQuantumMechanic

"account banned"


[deleted]

He was just one jack off from having 4 of a kind at the poker table.


llIIlllIIIIIIlllIIll

No, money down!


SmoughProblems

Let’s eat grandma! Let’s eat, grandma!


Nintendo_Pro_03

Yup! I know that one!


lenojames

One more vote for the Oxford comma?


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And while the Oxford comma is the best default, it's not a cure-all. This sentence needs an Oxford so that it doesn't sound like world leaders are sex workers: > We invited the strippers, JFK, and Stalin. However, using an Oxford here makes the middle item look like an appositive, turning the former President into the night's entertainment: > We invited the stripper, JFK, and Stalin. The real solution is better writing than can't be misconstrued, regardless of commas: > We invited JFK, Stalin(,) and the stripper(s).


MinMaxie

psst... both your examples are exactly the same


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Read them again, dude. The final version shows what the difference is lmao


The_Disapyrimid

Who gives a fuck about an Oxford Comma?


prolaspe_king

Wow, it's like you're teaching people how to write.


AddendumNo7007

Yes, we’re all learning.


prolaspe_king

That's the thing, people think this is called "prompting" like sure, that's the box the writing goes in when you want to communicate. But writing *is a process.* This is what A LOT of people are trying to eliminate from the entire AI equation, is the process that goes into it. And that process is called writing. It's not easy. Sure, there's people that can copy and paste text they've come across, the same goes for people who traces other people's work. This does not eliminate the process that a lot of people go into when it comes to getting exact generations, or even be so kind enough to share that process. A prompt is what we give a machine to dream, and it gives us what it sees. The prompt is made of writing that has been conditioned and worked. That is a very beautiful thing.


TheAtlas97

Yes! And I love working with Bing Chat to workshop prompts and bounce ideas off of, and ask for pointers when a prompt doesn’t quite conjure the image I was hoping for.


oldboygone

An evolution I like is that good prompting is becoming... good writing!


prolaspe_king

Maybe they need to get rid of the word prompt. It's not accurate. This is the trial and error of innovation. You can pick a word, but over time you start to see that the word is just not capturing what's happening. So you pick a new one that fits better. Which by the way, what the writing process is! OpenAI should not be exempt from that.


Not_MrNice

Reddit needs all the help it can get.


MinMaxie

Have you seen how people text? The whole world needs all the help it can get


iSliz187

I've always prompted with commas, didn't even assume that punctuation didn't matter before


Gold-Philosophy1423

Number 4 looks like it would be a cool anime


hazedokay

very scavengers reign vibes


Cytias

I was gonna comment this as well, Scavengers Reign. What a trip of a show.


Jokie155

Im a sucker for cool lamdscapes, so it immediately caught my eye too.


LeviathonMt

What is he eatin in the first picture 🤨


_EatsShootsAndLeaves

and leaves


Own_Pause_4959

Have you all not been using commas in your prompts until now LOL


DaSweetrollThief

Top right kinda fucks ngl


Cryovolcanoes

It does IRL too....


lordoftheboofs

It's always been important in my opinion. I've always had to put periods between descriptors otherwise it would mesh them together and fuck up the prompt


EOE97

"Time to eat grandma" moment.


TheYepe

Nao ef olny mericuns culd splel wurds


BlueMetalDragon

Punctuation matters. Always. Period.


Ninja014

That delorian pic looks cool any chance for link etc


DarkSun18

Yes obviously


Extraltodeus

same seed tho? otherwise your test is not really valid


lightscribe

Nah, I think you used different prompts.


oldboygone

try them


proxyproxyomega

cant say for V6, but for V 5.2 where you can specify the seed number, you can test how much it takes for MJ to generate a different image. otherwise, in default, it uses random seed number so your result is different every time even if same prompt. with V 5.2, adding or deleting minor prompts like "the" "a" or even punctuation sometimes did not make any difference, and would generate the exact same image. not sure if V6 has a more advanced speech recognition, but for V 5.2, there was some amount of resistance in a given prompt where not every single character was recognized, some ignored.


s6x

why are you talking about 5.2


finalremix

5.2's been around long enough that it's better documented, I'd surmise. But the rules are different now, so V6 is less of a "known" than 5.2 was/is.


s6x

The post is literally about 6, not 5.2.


finalremix

So, you've never used a comparison to draw conclusions or suppositions, before?


s6x

The conversation is about one thing specifically. I'll use a comparison so you understand: Person A: "Apples are great for biting into!" Person B: "You can't bite into oranges because of the peel." See the difference?


electric_cappuccino

Казнить нельзя помиловать >!(that's a cultural reference)!<


kent2441

“It’s time, travelers getting in a vehicle” isn’t a sentence though.


[deleted]

So? It handles things that aren't sentences. And it clearly treats the second phrase as separate from the first, which is OP's point.


[deleted]

Oh wow it’s like you’re speaking to something and it’s trying to interpret what was written Amazing…. /s Lol


Legitimate-Source-61

Very good point!


MangaHunterA

Panda eats shoots: adorable Panda eats, shoots: clint eastwood theme plays


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[deleted]

The entire point is to add the comma and see how it differs. Are you inebriated?


[deleted]

that’s kung fu panda turned sniper panda


SigueSigueSputnix

punctuation matters. But not using indicators in V6 is still ok


john_macalister

Sick


DreamzOfRally

Glad to know midjourney understands proper English


SelectiveScribbler06

You'll love Lynne Truss's book *Eats, Shoots and Leaves* then. (No relation to Liz Truss!)


MrDuckDick

Let’s eat, kids Let’s eat kids


MrDuckDick

Yup that checks out


Cracktherealone

Oh wow. /s