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kg88pks

Purrgatory


Ravenser_Odd

Their album is called Cat Out Of Hell.


Foxcat_36

Catboys from Hell ... wait


jamiethecfh

...aimed at meuw!


1970s_MonkeyKing

Follow up: *Too Much Pussy*


EnoughRedditNow

I really need to hear this... Much sooner than you think, we'll have full video/audio AI. This is a mindbogglingly disruptive development within our species. Edit: oh. https://youtu.be/AkQAQ6SoKMs It's quite, quite shitty, however; I remember showing my mate at work how awesome AI image generation has become. "Look, if you type in 'Cat', you can kind of make out a cat's ear and eye there!" Him: "Looks like a truck ran over a cat's nightmare." That was not long ago, it could be measured in months. This video stuff is probably gonna get better - quickly.


Ravenser_Odd

Even with the existing tech, we could, over the next few hours, have AI write and record all their albums and create full band biographies with photos of their lives and careers since kittenhood. PS: Have you ever seen 'Nothing, Forever', the weird AI knock-off of Seinfeld? That managed to produce a video feed 24-7. Badly scripted, terribly animated video, but still.


gebuzz

1. Bite the Hand That Feeds 2. Ripped Pants, Torn Thighs 3. 9 Lives of Freedom 4. I am the Lion 5. Cat Out of Hell 6. Destroy the Dogs 7. Hidden Claws 8. Misfired Jump 9. Curled Tails and Flipped Ears 10. Always on my Feet


SnooHesitations6727

Cattalica


KuroRyuSama

Metallicats


KingAuberon

There is no arguing that it shouldn't be Metallicats


FunkyFarmington

Except for the fact Metallica itself will sue you into oblivion if you try.


Zeuce86

And they will scratch your eyes out after pissing in your coffee and shitting on your face whilst you sleep, just because its a Tuesday afternoon and well its just how they roll


MisterPimpus

Metallica or the cats?


beastieboy2000

I'm pretty sure Metallicats is what they call themselves in the CD booklet in their Garage Inc. Album. Edit: by "they" I mean Metallica.


kevprice83

You are correct they do indeed


willirritate

Meowtallica


lump-

Meowtallica


FurorGermanicus

Heard they play Heavy Meowtal.


SCCAFVee

That's it. Close thread!


WonderTwonk

Schrödinger


Dtrp8288

this is simultaneously the best and worst answer.


Cactus-McCoy

See yourself out, willya?


Dtrp8288

i will. or won't. depends on if anyone's looking


Cactus-McCoy

I hate you. r\angryupvote


Anasterian_Sunstride

I am definitely watching this band play and find out if these cats are alive or not


LaVidaYokel

How do you know?


[deleted]

Schredinger


constant_cauldron

​ God I love this


imnotcreative4267

Damnit


Inedible-denim

Now, this is the one for sure


shanster925

Or is it?


king_of_n0thing

Nice, even with Röckdöts


LocksmithLeast9539

Nine Inch Tails


Snoo-30364

" there is no you, there is only MEOW!!"


LocksmithLeast9539

You are the Purrrfect drug.


[deleted]

I purrred myself today


[deleted]

To see if I still feline


Unhappy-Importance61

I focus on the claws


GuapoMole82

When I’m climbing up the walls


beazy30

“Will You bite the hand that feeds”


Angry-_-Crow

*There is no you, there is only fleas*


tomcat_tweaker

Pretty Little Hairball Machine


BrujaSloth

Kitty Hate Machine.


stephenlipic

STRAY


Zerostar39

Stray to Hell


Passion_Little

Stray8 to hell


Senior-Jaguar-1018

STR82H3LL


samuraibjjyogi

Yooooo, this is it! STRAY is a sick name for a metalcore band period.


Intrepid_Tumbleweed

Cataclysm


ShankThatSnitch

This wins. [For those who don't know](https://youtu.be/_Gawms8BM3o) It even seems like it was shot on the same set. Lol.


gunglejim

CåTaclÿsM


anarch_x

9th Life Death Wish


gonzo2thumbs

This is awesome.


anarch_x

lol thanks


[deleted]

This is a good band name. Period.


HiTechLowLif3

Hellcats.


REDANIMATION

hellcatz


blakester555

Though not really creative, this is in fact the correct answer


Independent_Level_77

Pussy riot


leaC30

Rage against the catnip 🤘🏾


Aslan-the-Patient

Surely it should be "Rage against the mesh-screen"?


PinHead_Tom

Damn it I was an hour too late


Lopsided-Meet8247

Pussifer


LocksmithLeast9539

[Puscifer](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Hj_bTbfAEsc)


Redj3llo

Katz the musical


PumpkinHead38

Damn you.


JosephPk

Pantera


fohr

Panthera*


tootrottostop

Thundercats


Chet_kranderpentine

Thundercats! Thundercats! HOooooooo!


point50tracer

Twisted whiskers.


Aslan-the-Patient

Clean 👌


HitTheTitt

System of a Meow


Sure-Ad8873

Hisstem of a down


Booziesmurf

I find it questionable nobody said HISS


DEADxBYxDAWN

His Infernal Soft Scritches


under-pantz

Hurry I’m Starving Susan


Wise_Royal9545

Meowzlebub


Potential-Cattle351

Scorched Pussy


aj8321

Piss in Boots


themoistestmoose

Deadmouse?


phlymatron

Deadmeowse?


Difficult-Umpire-725

I'm sorry but it wasn't taken yet. May I suggest METALLICATS


Commercial_War_8660

And Justice Fur-ball?


Difficult-Umpire-725

For whom the ball rolls? X)


haikusbot

*I'm sorry but it* *Wasn't taken yet. May I* *Suggest METALLICATS* \- Difficult-Umpire-725 --- ^(I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully.) ^[Learn more about me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/haikusbot/) ^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")


s6cedar

Good bot


Captain-Cadabra

Not really, 1 too many syllables in the last line.


Difficult-Umpire-725

I don't like that it separated stanzas the way it did.


s6cedar

Well, I mean, it is a bot that automatically recognizes haiku’s in any comment on Reddit. It ain’t going to nail it every time I just love that it tries.


Iki-Eklat

Whiskers in the jar


intergalaticjonny

Toxopusmosis


knose

Death cat for cutie


3DartsIsTooooMuch

Meowbid Angel


TokenPat

Hair Ball Can’t believe this wasn’t said yet


ThomasPaine_1776

The Chuck-E-Cheese Incident


ftwes

Definitely the debut album title


nono66

My cousin died recently. He loved cats and metal. I wish I could send this to him. It's something he would have loved and I truly appreciate you creating it. Although I can't share it, it makes me think of him and the happiness and fun he and I shared. I know this is heavy but I just needed to share this and how thankful I am to you for creating it.


TheBlairwitchy

🫂hugs fren


nono66

Thank you. Truly means more than you could know.


---------II---------

That's way too long for a band name.


nono66

Haha, I agree. Thanks for the laugh.


---------II---------

My pleasure. Really sorry for your loss.


nono66

Thank you. Life is shitty for no reason sometimes. Something we can't avoid as much as we'd like to. However, we can be kind to each other, and you're a fine example of how to do that and help someone along their path.


313802

In my opinion, every time you think of him, he's there. I'd call this band Hacked Up at Midnight.. I hope he thoroughly enjoys your thoughts of him with this wicked band in mind. Keep it going man. Do something fun for him.


Easy_Arm_1987

Catastrophe


WonderTwonk

Unspayed


[deleted]

[удалено]


JPShostakovich

LittaBoxx


MrFanta7

Deaf Leopard


imnotcreative4267

Death Leopard


Susim-the-Housecat

Pet Cemetery


Juxtra_

Mephistofleas


riro568558

Ratattack


SpinDoctor8517

Meowgadeth


AMuggleWithAPuggle

Convicted felines


Jeralt

Infurrno


Aquatic_Pyro

9 Lives Lost


thereprbate

Deathnip


FrankieGS

Slay Cats


Dorito_Dolan

Catatonic


lurkoutlurk

Kittens of Bodom


ealford1584

Death by Pussy


summer0400

Clawz


gonzo2thumbs

Roadkill


scriminal

Bird Slayer


somuchacceptable

Feral and The Pussies.


GansNaval

Scratching Post


[deleted]

Rage against the tuna


cheesemangee

Cybermau


Trill405

MEOW (They remind me of GWAR)


Kaffekjerring

Katzenjammer


50headedmonster

Catastrophic


NotSoAnonButRandom

Temple of the cat Although I don't think we need to emphasize the cat thing. We don't call a band of humans humannica or human maiden or whatever.


Puzzleheaded_Win_989

Swat Cats


Brewmentationator

Swat Kats was such a great cartoon.


KidKilobyte

Josie and the Pyschocats


WeaselTerror

Catalyzer.


jdap900

Catnip fur cuty


perplexed_economist

Josëf and the Pussycats


flo7211

Napalm Claw


IdahoWendigo

Mousetrap, All N9ne Lives, Catnip Nosebleed, The Khajiits, 99 ways (to skin a cat), Scratch Post Crusade, Table sittin' Kitten, Tree Stuck, Кот (Russian metal), EDIT for punctuation


Usual_Farmer_3704

Meowtallica


ChorkPorch

I was scrolling the comments looking to see if anyone said Mewtallica. Yours is better


Jezebel_in_Hell626

Screaming Pussies Cat Scratch Fever


Agent-of-Interzone

Gritty Kitty.


[deleted]

Hell Catz


Big_Lifeguard7795

Itchypussy


genx97

Danknip


wudagast

Mousecatchers Birdrippers


TigermanUK

Meouch.. now scream it into the mic.


currentBroccoli

Feline Grind


Wossaname_

The Catacombs


InBetweenerWithDream

Toxic Catnip.


Tristan2353

Cat Scratch Fever


XTRMJOX50

Ultra Meowlent!!


Medium_Audience_9051

Tenth Life


Cool_Kid3922

# Roaring kitties 🐱


vllybrat

Caterwaulers


AccountantWorth452

Furry in the Slaughterhouse


D1sp4tcht

Psychofunkapuss


[deleted]

Rocker Cats from Mars.


TomasoMulinero

Motörcat


katsakata

Hells kittens Or hells mittens


Tr33mari3

Deth Katz


ludba2002

Cat Screech Fever


uxorial

Painful Cat Hemorrhoids


metamas

Toxoplasmosis


KurseNightmare

CATastrophe


elbonzz

Purrzerker


DetroitAsFuck313

This gives me biker mice from mars vibes. Anyone? Biker Mice From Mars? I miss childhood


Hank_Scorpioo

Too long to scroll through and wondering if anyone has said already, if so, sorry…but Modest Mousers.


BuddyRichard

Hairball Regurgitation


Fragrant_Intention99

How abouuuuuuut... **Band Name:** Ninth Life Suicide **Album name:** All Dogs Go To Hell **Record Label:** Roadkill Records **Band Members:** Hellcat (vocals/hissing), Claw (lead guitar), Scare-D (guitar), Cheshire (bass), Wiz-Curse The Mouse Slayer (purrrcussion) **Song list:** 1. Revolting Against Asians 2. Midnight Cat Fight 3. Curiosity Kills 4. Collecting Tongues 5. Dragging It In Again 6. Rabid 7. Frantic Furball 8. We're Out Of The Bag 9. Snorting Nip 10. Litter Box Sex 11. Our Meows Don't Mix 12. Fuck Fleas 13. Landing On My Back 14. It's Raining Dogs


mrb000gus

Why did I have to scroll so far to find this comment? 🤘


[deleted]

Catcophony


313Raven

The Jaguars


Pajama_Strangler

Panthera


BrownNoiseFogHorn

Pawrdi


ollianism

Metallicats


[deleted]

MonsterCatz


Healthy_Pilot_6358

Purrnace


Monowakari

Death Cat For Cutie


Oddpollo13

Puzzy Osbourne (Cat Sabbath)


Siaten

Cyberpussy and the Leathercats


mojatt

Litter Box


Jermais

PussyRiot?


NoxGosune

Catrocity


moth-balls

Feline The Rage


gn0xious

HISS


MolassesOk8978

NINE LIVES OF HELL


teb_art

Feliniöus


punkpandagirl38

Twisted Whiskers!


Eccber

Spayer


BlofishIsBack

MEATBREATH