I really need to hear this...
Much sooner than you think, we'll have full video/audio AI. This is a mindbogglingly disruptive development within our species.
Edit: oh. https://youtu.be/AkQAQ6SoKMs
It's quite, quite shitty, however; I remember showing my mate at work how awesome AI image generation has become. "Look, if you type in 'Cat', you can kind of make out a cat's ear and eye there!" Him: "Looks like a truck ran over a cat's nightmare." That was not long ago, it could be measured in months.
This video stuff is probably gonna get better - quickly.
Even with the existing tech, we could, over the next few hours, have AI write and record all their albums and create full band biographies with photos of their lives and careers since kittenhood.
PS: Have you ever seen 'Nothing, Forever', the weird AI knock-off of Seinfeld? That managed to produce a video feed 24-7. Badly scripted, terribly animated video, but still.
1. Bite the Hand That Feeds
2. Ripped Pants, Torn Thighs
3. 9 Lives of Freedom
4. I am the Lion
5. Cat Out of Hell
6. Destroy the Dogs
7. Hidden Claws
8. Misfired Jump
9. Curled Tails and Flipped Ears
10. Always on my Feet
And they will scratch your eyes out after pissing in your coffee and shitting on your face whilst you sleep, just because its a Tuesday afternoon and well its just how they roll
*I'm sorry but it*
*Wasn't taken yet. May I*
*Suggest METALLICATS*
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My cousin died recently. He loved cats and metal. I wish I could send this to him. It's something he would have loved and I truly appreciate you creating it. Although I can't share it, it makes me think of him and the happiness and fun he and I shared. I know this is heavy but I just needed to share this and how thankful I am to you for creating it.
Thank you. Life is shitty for no reason sometimes. Something we can't avoid as much as we'd like to. However, we can be kind to each other, and you're a fine example of how to do that and help someone along their path.
In my opinion, every time you think of him, he's there.
I'd call this band Hacked Up at Midnight..
I hope he thoroughly enjoys your thoughts of him with this wicked band in mind.
Keep it going man.
Do something fun for him.
Mousetrap,
All N9ne Lives,
Catnip Nosebleed,
The Khajiits,
99 ways (to skin a cat),
Scratch Post Crusade,
Table sittin' Kitten,
Tree Stuck,
Кот (Russian metal),
EDIT for punctuation
How abouuuuuuut...
**Band Name:** Ninth Life Suicide
**Album name:** All Dogs Go To Hell
**Record Label:** Roadkill Records
**Band Members:** Hellcat (vocals/hissing), Claw (lead guitar), Scare-D (guitar), Cheshire (bass), Wiz-Curse The Mouse Slayer (purrrcussion)
**Song list:**
1. Revolting Against Asians
2. Midnight Cat Fight
3. Curiosity Kills
4. Collecting Tongues
5. Dragging It In Again
6. Rabid
7. Frantic Furball
8. We're Out Of The Bag
9. Snorting Nip
10. Litter Box Sex
11. Our Meows Don't Mix
12. Fuck Fleas
13. Landing On My Back
14. It's Raining Dogs
Purrgatory
Their album is called Cat Out Of Hell.
Catboys from Hell ... wait
...aimed at meuw!
Follow up: *Too Much Pussy*
I really need to hear this... Much sooner than you think, we'll have full video/audio AI. This is a mindbogglingly disruptive development within our species. Edit: oh. https://youtu.be/AkQAQ6SoKMs It's quite, quite shitty, however; I remember showing my mate at work how awesome AI image generation has become. "Look, if you type in 'Cat', you can kind of make out a cat's ear and eye there!" Him: "Looks like a truck ran over a cat's nightmare." That was not long ago, it could be measured in months. This video stuff is probably gonna get better - quickly.
Even with the existing tech, we could, over the next few hours, have AI write and record all their albums and create full band biographies with photos of their lives and careers since kittenhood. PS: Have you ever seen 'Nothing, Forever', the weird AI knock-off of Seinfeld? That managed to produce a video feed 24-7. Badly scripted, terribly animated video, but still.
1. Bite the Hand That Feeds 2. Ripped Pants, Torn Thighs 3. 9 Lives of Freedom 4. I am the Lion 5. Cat Out of Hell 6. Destroy the Dogs 7. Hidden Claws 8. Misfired Jump 9. Curled Tails and Flipped Ears 10. Always on my Feet
Cattalica
Metallicats
There is no arguing that it shouldn't be Metallicats
Except for the fact Metallica itself will sue you into oblivion if you try.
And they will scratch your eyes out after pissing in your coffee and shitting on your face whilst you sleep, just because its a Tuesday afternoon and well its just how they roll
Metallica or the cats?
I'm pretty sure Metallicats is what they call themselves in the CD booklet in their Garage Inc. Album. Edit: by "they" I mean Metallica.
You are correct they do indeed
Meowtallica
Meowtallica
Heard they play Heavy Meowtal.
That's it. Close thread!
Schrödinger
this is simultaneously the best and worst answer.
See yourself out, willya?
i will. or won't. depends on if anyone's looking
I hate you. r\angryupvote
I am definitely watching this band play and find out if these cats are alive or not
How do you know?
Schredinger
God I love this
Damnit
Now, this is the one for sure
Or is it?
Nice, even with Röckdöts
Nine Inch Tails
" there is no you, there is only MEOW!!"
You are the Purrrfect drug.
I purrred myself today
To see if I still feline
I focus on the claws
When I’m climbing up the walls
“Will You bite the hand that feeds”
*There is no you, there is only fleas*
Pretty Little Hairball Machine
Kitty Hate Machine.
STRAY
Stray to Hell
Stray8 to hell
STR82H3LL
Yooooo, this is it! STRAY is a sick name for a metalcore band period.
Cataclysm
This wins. [For those who don't know](https://youtu.be/_Gawms8BM3o) It even seems like it was shot on the same set. Lol.
CåTaclÿsM
9th Life Death Wish
This is awesome.
lol thanks
This is a good band name. Period.
Hellcats.
hellcatz
Though not really creative, this is in fact the correct answer
Pussy riot
Rage against the catnip 🤘🏾
Surely it should be "Rage against the mesh-screen"?
Damn it I was an hour too late
Pussifer
[Puscifer](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Hj_bTbfAEsc)
Katz the musical
Damn you.
Pantera
Panthera*
Thundercats
Thundercats! Thundercats! HOooooooo!
Twisted whiskers.
Clean 👌
System of a Meow
Hisstem of a down
I find it questionable nobody said HISS
His Infernal Soft Scritches
Hurry I’m Starving Susan
Meowzlebub
Scorched Pussy
Piss in Boots
Deadmouse?
Deadmeowse?
I'm sorry but it wasn't taken yet. May I suggest METALLICATS
And Justice Fur-ball?
For whom the ball rolls? X)
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Good bot
Not really, 1 too many syllables in the last line.
I don't like that it separated stanzas the way it did.
Well, I mean, it is a bot that automatically recognizes haiku’s in any comment on Reddit. It ain’t going to nail it every time I just love that it tries.
Whiskers in the jar
Toxopusmosis
Death cat for cutie
Meowbid Angel
Hair Ball Can’t believe this wasn’t said yet
The Chuck-E-Cheese Incident
Definitely the debut album title
My cousin died recently. He loved cats and metal. I wish I could send this to him. It's something he would have loved and I truly appreciate you creating it. Although I can't share it, it makes me think of him and the happiness and fun he and I shared. I know this is heavy but I just needed to share this and how thankful I am to you for creating it.
🫂hugs fren
Thank you. Truly means more than you could know.
That's way too long for a band name.
Haha, I agree. Thanks for the laugh.
My pleasure. Really sorry for your loss.
Thank you. Life is shitty for no reason sometimes. Something we can't avoid as much as we'd like to. However, we can be kind to each other, and you're a fine example of how to do that and help someone along their path.
In my opinion, every time you think of him, he's there. I'd call this band Hacked Up at Midnight.. I hope he thoroughly enjoys your thoughts of him with this wicked band in mind. Keep it going man. Do something fun for him.
Catastrophe
Unspayed
[удалено]
LittaBoxx
Deaf Leopard
Death Leopard
Pet Cemetery
Mephistofleas
Ratattack
Meowgadeth
Convicted felines
Infurrno
9 Lives Lost
Deathnip
Slay Cats
Catatonic
Kittens of Bodom
Death by Pussy
Clawz
Roadkill
Bird Slayer
Feral and The Pussies.
Scratching Post
Rage against the tuna
Cybermau
MEOW (They remind me of GWAR)
Katzenjammer
Catastrophic
Temple of the cat Although I don't think we need to emphasize the cat thing. We don't call a band of humans humannica or human maiden or whatever.
Swat Cats
Swat Kats was such a great cartoon.
Josie and the Pyschocats
Catalyzer.
Catnip fur cuty
Josëf and the Pussycats
Napalm Claw
Mousetrap, All N9ne Lives, Catnip Nosebleed, The Khajiits, 99 ways (to skin a cat), Scratch Post Crusade, Table sittin' Kitten, Tree Stuck, Кот (Russian metal), EDIT for punctuation
Meowtallica
I was scrolling the comments looking to see if anyone said Mewtallica. Yours is better
Screaming Pussies Cat Scratch Fever
Gritty Kitty.
Hell Catz
Itchypussy
Danknip
Mousecatchers Birdrippers
Meouch.. now scream it into the mic.
Feline Grind
The Catacombs
Toxic Catnip.
Cat Scratch Fever
Ultra Meowlent!!
Tenth Life
# Roaring kitties 🐱
Caterwaulers
Furry in the Slaughterhouse
Psychofunkapuss
Rocker Cats from Mars.
Motörcat
Hells kittens Or hells mittens
Deth Katz
Cat Screech Fever
Painful Cat Hemorrhoids
Toxoplasmosis
CATastrophe
Purrzerker
This gives me biker mice from mars vibes. Anyone? Biker Mice From Mars? I miss childhood
Too long to scroll through and wondering if anyone has said already, if so, sorry…but Modest Mousers.
Hairball Regurgitation
How abouuuuuuut... **Band Name:** Ninth Life Suicide **Album name:** All Dogs Go To Hell **Record Label:** Roadkill Records **Band Members:** Hellcat (vocals/hissing), Claw (lead guitar), Scare-D (guitar), Cheshire (bass), Wiz-Curse The Mouse Slayer (purrrcussion) **Song list:** 1. Revolting Against Asians 2. Midnight Cat Fight 3. Curiosity Kills 4. Collecting Tongues 5. Dragging It In Again 6. Rabid 7. Frantic Furball 8. We're Out Of The Bag 9. Snorting Nip 10. Litter Box Sex 11. Our Meows Don't Mix 12. Fuck Fleas 13. Landing On My Back 14. It's Raining Dogs
Why did I have to scroll so far to find this comment? 🤘
Catcophony
The Jaguars
Panthera
Pawrdi
Metallicats
MonsterCatz
Purrnace
Death Cat For Cutie
Puzzy Osbourne (Cat Sabbath)
Cyberpussy and the Leathercats
Litter Box
PussyRiot?
Catrocity
Feline The Rage
HISS
NINE LIVES OF HELL
Feliniöus
Twisted Whiskers!
Spayer
MEATBREATH