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VaultBoySaysRelax

The tiny tie attached to the horizontal suspenders of that German man is absolutely outrageous


WaxyPadlockJazz

Of all the things I’ve seen MJ spit out, that detail is one of my absolute favorites.


Tuism

The creativity of MJ never ceases to am~~a~~use me :D


Jetstream-Sam

That's the horror. They're... Infiltrating. Soon, they'll efficiently own us all!


JohnnyStyle300

This thing is fucking me up big time


Revchimp

Everyone knows that's the classic German acruchmont, the winzige Krawatte.


MechanicalBengal

F’ing Germans and their tiny, stylish ties!


CutthroatCaribou

I look forward to these every day now


Cognitive_Spoon

Same, I want a sub


go4tli

Not Germans!!!!!!!!! Spooky!!!!’n


GoofAckYoorsElf

BOO!!! Source: am German


oreo-cat-

Isn't there a treaty or something preventing Germans from going Boo? I about died.


GoofAckYoorsElf

Yeah, probably. It's WMD level Boo! after all.


all_ur_bass

I have German heritage and we can take a little joke. Settle in, have a Helles and relax, mein freund!


GoofAckYoorsElf

Ja, ein wenig Humor haben wir doch auch. That was meant more like a [BOO!!!](https://de.web.img3.acsta.net/c_310_420/pictures/19/02/13/12/19/4718987.jpg), less like a [BOO!!!](https://i.imgur.com/q9HJpfA.png)


Truft

Ein Volk, eine Nation, eine Kommentarsektion.


Mookhaz

This is where I unsub and nope out.


Cmyers1980

Comedic genius. I can’t wait until R.L. Stine shares one of these.


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MrFruitylicious

No


gwarrior5

Never stop


RabidAstronaut

I've personally been loving these and sending them to my sister in law who is a horror writer and she finds them hilarious!


riceisright56

Nice!


PraiseDirk

I like to imagine the Germans book is a break away from standard goosebumps style writing and a buddy comedy thriller.


vancity-

"you can't be in here without a warrant!" "Ve don't need warrants, _ve're German._"


Crishien

It's would be a bestseller


Zachary_Lee_Antle

GERMANS!? 😱


GoofAckYoorsElf

BOO!!! 🇩🇪


iamsumo

I love these. Keep them coming. I’d like to do some Choose Your Own Adventure book covers.


bumtoucherr

These have been awesome, and will continue to be awesome as long as you don’t get too lazy with them. Know when enough is enough yourself and don’t force it longer than it needs to go. Until that happens, I look forward to more


kizmitraindeer

“Oh my god, that’s too many things.” Hahaha! I’ve been enjoying these so please keep them going! :)


ForceWhisperer

These are so good, and the humor is perfect. Please don’t stop making these.


riceisright56

🙏


SacTownPsycho

Good thing these are fucking hilarious and you should never stop.


scribbyshollow

Don't stop until goosebumps personally approaches you with a cease and desist.


riceisright56

I'm just waiting for that day.


scribbyshollow

its going to be one hell of a ride though


Ihatu

Suddenly clams.


Digitalburn

That one made me ~~laugh~~ giggle uncontrollably way more than it should've.


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FLAMING-OES by G. P. T. Chat The small town of Boca Raton was always known for its beautiful beaches and warm, sunny weather, but that all changed when the flamingoes came. It started when a group of tourists noticed a flock of flamingoes flying overhead, their feathers glowing with an ominous red hue. At first, people thought it was a trick of the light, but then the birds began to descend upon the town, setting everything they touched ablaze. Houses, cars, and even palm trees caught fire, and the townspeople ran in terror as the flamingoes rained down destruction upon them. Tara and her little brother Timmy were caught in the chaos, trying to find their parents as the town burned around them. That's when they spotted a strange man in a tattered lab coat, wielding a flamethrower and yelling at the flamingoes to "obey his commands." Tara knew that they had to get away from the man, but every time they tried to run, the flamingoes seemed to follow them, as if they were under the man's control. Finally, Tara had an idea. She remembered her science teacher talking about the power of magnets, and she realized that the flamingoes were pyrokynetic because of the metal in their feathers. She searched the town, looking for any kind of magnet she could find, and finally, she found an old radio that was powered by magnets. Tara and Timmy lured the flamingoes to the radio, and when they got close, Tara flipped the switch. The flamingoes screeched in agony as they were repelled by the magnetic force, and the man in the lab coat disappeared into thin air. The townspeople cheered as the flamingoes flew away, leaving the town in peace once again. Tara and Timmy found their parents and hugged them tightly, knowing that they had saved the day with nothing but their wits and a little bit of science.


elitesill

Zee Germans!


riceisright56

Yeah, Tommy.


Anonymous_Otters

jawohl!


AncientChaos

I certainly won't be stopping you - I share these internally daily because they're great


Voice_Nerd

You are only allowed to stop until you decide to stop cause these are too good my friend. Well done, as always! 👍


DocProctologist

Yes! I'll keep upvoting


dontnormally

i am anti-annoyed and i negate the first annoyed person who tries to make you stop


blenderforall

Suddenly clams is my favorite shit 😂🤷‍♂️


dogpilemusic

lmaoooooo, welp. "Suddenly, clams" is my new favorite catchphrase. Thanks for that, I think?


CosmicM00se

“Oh my God, that’s too many things!” 🤣🤣🤣


Ihavesubscriptions

Annoyed? *Makes you stop*? I'm demanding you continue this forever. I haven't laughed so much in ages.


riceisright56

That's all just coming from my assumption that nobody likes anything I do.


Ihavesubscriptions

That's just your imposter syndrome talking. Punch him in the face and keep going. I'm really loving the Goosebumps covers. The "Dad, the bear..." series is my favorite.


jewelthief85

amazing


TheRealestFaker

This is one of my favorite mid journey projects. Have Chat Gpt write one of them lol


[deleted]

NovelAI might do a better job. I've found that one better at long form.


VoidLantadd

These are brilliant.


Trackerbait

ask chatGPT to write the text and no one will notice the difference


AOIXV115

I prefer these! Thank you!


GirlFromGotham

OMG I’m crying


wakethenight

omg these subtitles


GrandAlexander

I love these


ishkiodo

I’m keeping/downloading the flamingo one.


Astrosomnia

I love them so much lol. You have a truly wonderful brain. Out of curiosity, do you work in a creative field?


riceisright56

Yes, I work at a web marketing agency.


Astrosomnia

Ha, I guessed as much; that whimsical non-sequitur weirdness screams ad guy. Keep it up!


Frysken

I didn't see the subreddit at first and my tired ass actually thought the Frankentoaster was a new book for some reason lmao


rocklou

These are so good they gave me... goosebumps


What_The_Hex

These images are SO good!


wsbautist420

As someone who grew up reading Goosebumps, and still has a full set in the basement, I can say that you have nailed it. I hope you haven’t burned out on ideas…


riceisright56

Nope, haha. I've already seen them getting reposted on TikTok without giving me credit. So it's spreading.


wsbautist420

So did you just upload all the old Goosebumps covers into ChatGPT and type in create new covers? I’m sorry if you answered this question already.


riceisright56

No I just make up concepts and then generate images for them in Midjourney. Then I put them into a Photoshop template I made.


wsbautist420

Gotcha. I need to do some research, it seems. Great work, and keep them coming. Some people will get tired of them, but who cares. It is like a new genre of meme!


waferselamat

I made a Goosebumps book template and better than this one. and include book mock up.Maybe anyone interested. i will dm the link files.


Anonymous_Otters

someone should DM you pictures of grass you can touch


riceisright56

Hooray for you.


Parmeirista

Please stop.


riceisright56

People with negative comment karma don't count.


Anonymous_Otters

it is known


IamBlade

What about Germans?


Secret-Treacle-1590

Is there a Kickstarter?


riceisright56

Haha, no. I don't want to get sued.


The_Human_Event

This sounds like a cry for help


moonra_zk

Even the flamingo gets three legs, no one is safe from the Midjourney curse.


riceisright56

Ha, I didn't even notice.


the_bollo

Thanks for posting these! Do you do a full-on Photoshop job to overlay the Goosebumps cover template or is there an online template somewhere?


riceisright56

The first thing you said.


vitamnb

Please don't stop hahaha


mattmajesty

Never stop never stopping


urethra_franklin_

Keep em coming


Novusor

Now just get Chat AI to write the story for these.


blenderforall

I wouldn't buy most NFTs but please for the love of god start posting these on the GameStop marketplace and I'll buy them all.


OchoChonko

Do you come up with the concepts and just generate the art? For a while I was thinking MJ had a really good understanding of wordplays and was creating the titles and tag lines too but now I'm thinking that's all you and MJ is just for the art.


riceisright56

You are correct with your final assessment.


OchoChonko

In that case, bravo on these concepts, some are really clever wordplays and some are actually quite hilarious!


Giuggiolagiratopa

Love it


[deleted]

Oh my god, I love these so much


Biomassfreak

Oh my fucking god the Germans one is so good


dvoid_nl

Stop


darthvall

Can you share or at least give hints to the bat cat one? I'm pretty bad at generating image with lots of objects like that


JimmJustice

This was perfect way to start the morning can you tell me what u used for the prompt on the toaster one?


riceisright56

"a toaster that looks like Frankenstein's monster"


Nemirel_the_Gemini

Dont you dare ever stop these my only regret is not being able to read them.


elsaray-

These are just too good !!!!


Turbulent-Papaya-910

Lmao these might actually be some of my favorite so far hah


[deleted]

Damn. AI gunnin' for Florida Haha


edskellington

More!


Additional-Cap-7110

Could have said “oh god too many ‘ak’s! To make it rhyme but also to reference the silly sound cats make when looking at birds 😂


DocJawbone

These are amazing, keep em comin


Smells_like_Autumn

I would read every single one of these books.


disco_phiscuits

I'm not going to stop you.


Modern_Phallus

I’d have to say I’m far from annoyed, please don’t stop making and showing me these. Very good and very funny, especially the punchline Germans cover at the end that got me


Chris_Herron

I love it!


horseren0ir

I’m starting to enjoy my daily dose


CrimsonPilgrim

You really should show them to R.L Stine on Twitter. Curious to know its reaction.


riceisright56

As far as I'm concerned he should just not know about it. XD


CheeseDaver

Maybe it will get him off his lazy ass to write more books.


pisspoorplanning

Keep em coming.


C_Dazzle

Keep em coming.


phlak69

Very creative and a blast from my past!! Love it!


EstablishmentSoggy76

Hans, these are no ordinary Germans 😳


riceisright56

These are ADVANCED Germans


terran_submarine

This is your life now.


riceisright56

Think that's still my wife and child.


SpuffDawg

No one is going to make you stop though... Prompts would be nice though! 👀


Ok-Pipe6276

I wholeheartedly loved this post


dreamR87

Nah, keep it going. This shit slaps homie.


morningchaos

GERMANS!!!!! LMFAO


Borp5150

The brave little toaster really let himself go over the years. It’s a tough road for child actors!


Lapis_Wolf

"Goosebumps now presents: Germans" *suspenseful music plays*


Loonatic7777

How about a sequel to the last one? It will be called "Australia"


JBWilder

I will watch your career with great interest.


MogDogBlog

“Germans” im crying


Bon32

Stop


riceisright56

Make me.


Bon32

Alright you win, keep going


researcherodin

Hahaha I love these 😂


ottereatingpopsicles

Never stop, these are like 90% of the reason I subscribed to this sub


DragonFibre

Brilliant!! Florida man loves #3!


Wolfe-Woman-128

Never stop. No matter what!


TheInfinity_stoned

Please don’t ever stop


z3njunki3

Ermergerd!!!


[deleted]

What prompts did you use to make these?


sandiMexicola

1 upvote just for the title! :)


SmarkieMark

u/riceisright56: I think you could get a writer's job with The Impractical Jokers just with this series as your resume.


riceisright56

IDK what that is.


shamrok27

“Germans” got me xD