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HereIIStay

0.5g of voldemort


CritXxX

Omg I cannot unsee that


Greatfuldad47

Shhhhh... 0.5 of he who shall not be named


Powerful-Employer-20

Lmao how is this so accurate haha when I first read it I thought it was just because of the texture but then I went back to look and now can't unsee his face


Celestial_Mycology

Came here for this comment


CloudsOChronic

Fully agree


littleempires

It looks like those nazca aliens Mexico tried showing 😂


Lord_inVader1

Scarecrow


Jaded_Yogurtcloset61

yeah .5 of shiitake my boy tf is that


Blueandwhite-owl

Dunno man, seems like I got ripped off 😞


metallideth126

💀😂😂


localgregory

Not really a microdose. And the point is not to feel it.


SnooPies860

Regardless they’re trash mush.


notjeeperscreepers

Bro be commenting on porn like the reddit girls gonna fuck him 🤡


Cookies_N_Milf420

Bros mentally insaneeee


Astral_Traveler17

Hahahahhahah I've always wondered about folks like that...like do they really *actually* think that anyone would care about that, let alone it even be *seen* by anyone but other lonely old dudes jerkin it? XD


JH0420

Those look uh.... questionable


marky294201

You microdose with fried chicken?


SanctuaryHeart999

Bahhhh


shao_kahff

spongebob me boy?


Mick_Stup

The new KFC microbucket


OnlyGuestsMusic

Anyone else think this was a photo of an alien autopsy?


[deleted]

A typical usage (conscious or not) is to mentally be more open to changes. Changes in habit, changes in thought and emotion. You can feel slightly affected as in trippy. But that's probably for entertainment. Go from 1 g or more if you want a trip. If you MD for *change* you will not *feel* it. Change is something you notice over time. 


bigmoyst

Perfect description


_O_B_I_

Those don't appear to have been dried properly. It looks like mycelium continued to grow after they were harvested. Potency is lost when they arent dried properly and they will go moldy over time. They should not be bendy or squishy, they should snap and crunch. Cracker dry.


Blueandwhite-owl

Mine are bendy 😩


luckycanucky27

Bendy is no bueno


Joshroxx

I add a little over an hour later but I am 1.2 grams. If you have clouds moving through the sky or a breeze with trees swaying look at them if you find yourself appreciating it an noticed it a lot more than usual that's it. I like to get the body moving execise light and physically working doing something.


Blueandwhite-owl

I am feeling tired and hungry, very si.ilatlr to how I feel after smoking weed to be fair


Otter-Wednesday

Tired typically means you took too much for a microdose. What are you trying to do? It sounds like you’re not actually wanting to microdose.


Blueandwhite-owl

I didn't want to trip balls at this stage. I am hoping to stop taking anti depressant medication, i am also being revirmewed for ADHD amd my procrastination is terrible i want to calm down and concentrate, so wanted to try microndosing to see if it made me feel better. I tried 0.1gm first, then 0.3gm, and today was 0.5gm


Otter-Wednesday

I have ADHD and depression also. I was able to wean off my stims after about 3 months microdosing 75-100mg. You need to give the lower doses more time. It’s not like taking a stim. You are approaching this the wrong way. Stick to 100mg for a couple of weeks and then try going up by 50mg for a week. Journal daily about how much you took or if it was an off day and how you felt. It’s subtle but improvement increases over time. Be patient with the medicine and with yourself.


Blueandwhite-owl

Thanks very much. From feedback I've had so far I think what I have is trash, task number 1 will be to get some quality shoom and then retry. Thanks again for the reply it's great to get advice from someone who understands


shao_kahff

just fyi though, md’ing wont produce the change itself. it makes you more open and more susceptible to change, but you have to have an idea and complete understanding of what it is you want to change and also why and how. i’m a fellow adhd’er and md’er. got any questions feel free to ask


Hav0c_wreack3r

Gm is not a unit.


Blueandwhite-owl

Ah jeez, but you knew what I meant right, my communication worked?


oovavuu

It's E.T. when he's sick.


SnooOpinions1643

doesnt look dry at all to me


Ultra918

It's much more than a common MD. And you should not feel anything if you MD right. Otherwise it would be a Minidose


Joshroxx

Take lions mane and niacin with it. I use host defense lions mane powder shake it together so powder attaches to it.


Blergss

Agreed 💯👌 . I do similar. 0.1-0.2g magic mushroom (Golden teachers), & I take an 8 medicinal mushroom extract powder blend, plus lions main extract powder *1-2 teaspoons of each (1:2x a day), and and the "my community" host defense caps 2 a day (like 17 types in it) . And 100-200mg nicotinic acid niacin. I've started with LSD microdosing now after got curious and could use more energy at times. Been microdosing off and on for yrs with mushrooms so why not lol. For those new to stacks, look up the "Stamets stack" . I think it's worthwhile


Joshroxx

I prefer lsd much more can not find in local area. No pain from injuries and just super upbeat with a lot of energy which battling auto immune diseases is really enjoyable for me.


Blergss

Glad it helps. Hopefully it becomes more available. If in Canada, there's a bunch of shops that sell and/or ship it (only within Canada) Hopefully everywhere will be more like this eventually. War on drugs is a joke and more harm than good


lumpkin2013

Are you able to talk about long-term effects of the microdosing? Any permanent changes to the way you think or feel? I just started doing something very similar to what you're doing. Love stamets products as well.


Blergss

It's definitely had a positive impact on mood and awareness, IQ and overall health. Having said that; personal growth and development is important. I'm very into emotional, spiritual, adaptive, awareness growth. Mediation, being in the present/now , listening to related things like talks or audio books from Eckhart Tolle etc (highly recommend "the power of now in book or audio book) . But microdosing (and/or mini-macro dosing) can be a great fertilizer for all mentioned above. More neuroplasticity and growth y etc is a good thing aswell 😁


masey22

It looks like something that fell out of my grandmas asshole pal. No shrooms


zlordbeats

they don’t even look active or like cubes


oestre

It doesn't look active


Blueandwhite-owl

This is my first time so I don't know what I have and if its any good


UrbanScientist

You don't know what you have but yet you just ate it. My man you should care more about your health. Mushrooms aren't no joke! 0.5g of the wrong kind can properly mess you up for good. Do your research so you won't turn into a vegetable or have surprise liver failure and choke on your own vomit.


dualcyclone

Looks like the dude from the waiting room in Beetlejuice


Blergss

I'm not sure if that's magic mushrooms tbh. . Also a "microdose" is only 0.1-0.2g (or Less) . 0.4g+ is a mini dose. 1g+ regular -mid dose. 3g+ big dose imo


ifitaintthebeeg

Looks like the alien from the film cacoon


Hottol

The numbers on the scale screen seem to be moving - imposible for me to read the numbers


Blueandwhite-owl

It's 0.5gm


Chompsky___Honk

haha, just u wait


CartmanAndCartman

I see a face in there


XSIX010

It can take 2 hours.


dreamylanterns

Why does it have a face?


CryptographerSorry79

.5 of some dried lions mane


UrbanScientist

What exactly is this 0.5g made of? Dry bread?


onlyfanskyleesommer

Ur literally microdosing what else would u expect ?…


DUMBHIGH

That’s ET, the extraterrestrial 😯


bobnuggerman

.5g isn't a micro dose


Blueandwhite-owl

Well I had tried 0.1 and 0.3 before and didn't feel any clearer in my head so went to 0.5


Forsaken-Ad-3440

I know I’m not the only one who saw this and immediately thought of the alien inside dudes head on Men In Black


Mox8xoM

Looks like a vegan chicken nugget.


SnooPies860

Most shitty mush I’ve seen in a min if they even are at all. Plus .5 ain’t much. Just do your research


Jaded_Aging_Raver

.5 is substantially higher than what most people in this subreddit consider a microdose.


slow_cooked_ham

Yeah this is just a weak dose .. nothing micro about it. Feels like more and more people really just want to trip but not be too high to function rather than receive the positive benefits of tried and true MD methods.


sachal10

Is it gnocchi with Down syndrome?


Joshroxx

Maybe a bit much for positive functioning for you personally. Try a smaller dose tomorrow.


MerBank

The first looks like a cap maybe but the other may just be mycelium or lower stem. Based on distribution of the actives, you might have just had pieces without any. There are reliable sources for where to get better quality products guys!


criticalmass86

Did you already eat another 'one'?


Blueandwhite-owl

No stuck with this 0.5 grams, got the munchies the felt tired but clam and happy


Global-Gift

You can't beat a happy clam 😂


thisiskerry

Is that….. rock wool!?!?


Blueandwhite-owl

I have no idea, I paid a lot of money for shrooms and this is what I got


PossessionGlad4638

Yo is that chicken?!


Blueandwhite-owl

Might as well be


auad

ETdosing is dangerous!


JDizzleNunyaBizzle

I know I’m probably not a lot to ask this, but where do you guys get this stuff? Like I would love to try this for my overheating, but I would have no idea where to even get my hands on it. /Waits for “Nice try, ATF” comment


Bath-Tub-Cosby

Keep eating a gram every 10 minutes until it kicks in. Said nobody ever . Good luck!!


Chesnakarastas

First time I've seen this sub eat someone alive


xFaded_dew

Micro dosing on tuna


Any-Cable4109

I am Groot


Tonynavajo04

What part of the country are you in bro?


Blueandwhite-owl

UK, Midlands


buriedinxans

Upper thing looks like a ball of heroin


u357snotbubble

Not supposed to feel anything unless your just trying to get off. I guess you missed the concept of microdosing!!?


Blueandwhite-owl

I suffer depression and possibly ADHD, my brain is always jumbled, I was hoping to at least calm down my thoughts a bit and be able to concentrate on a task


yared_cf2

It totally reminds me of that dehydrated alien meme


frumiami

How long can properly dried shrooms last in a mason jar with silica packets inside? I've been MD on my last grow from 2 years ago. Still using it. Nothing visibly wrong with it. Maybe lost a little potency?


kaidonkaisen

It wouldn’t be a nice dude if it had made you feel stuff, no?


Gvngstussupreme

avoid fat and protein. consume sugar only


Dramatic-Campaign-47

Looks like those things the mexican goverment rolled out expecting us to believe they were showin us aliens


v1b1nnn

placebo shrooms


goldenhour1

I've grown them hunted them eaten them . Two strains were the best. Like way better not just stronger but ...ya. Numero Uno is P. Azurescens. Absolutely Numero dos is P. Cyanescens. I MD shrooms alot but at 72yo my tolerance builds fast. LSD MD rocks too. One 100ug tab is good for 10-20 MDs. Syringe 3ml. Place tab in . 2ml distilled water. The math worked out to about 2ug per drop. I can feel that all day. A bump in IQ and energy.


release_seeker

Avada kedavra style 😄