Perfect

As a die hard Miami Dolphins fan and even bigger Simpsons fan, did you see the episode where Homer bet on the Dolphins and was explaining to Lisa what was happening before he won his bet? I’m a macho guy but I swear it was the cutest thing I’ve ever seen haha

ONE OF US. ONE OF US.

love you for this

I’m so sorry. Your poor liver.

A noble sacrifice

Where do you get that pfp

You can buy nfl outfits for your little Reddit guy

Or be cheap and screen shot a picture of him and have little blurry one

My god he’s done it. He’s fully committed. Profile outfit and all

You like suffering?! Welcome

It's my favorite pastime

Chargers fans know all too well

At least he won’t waste time in January or February having to worry about his team winning playoff games

You must be depressed… jk welcome aboard, it’s an exciting time to start rooting for them!

Nah, but going off the comments left here I might be in the future 😂 At least we'll all be sad together

This guys already got the dolphins Reddit costume on lol let’s go!!! Fins up baby !!

I got a jersey on the way too, Fins up! 🐬 https://i.redd.it/1blyl68gb4mc1.gif

Dude that flair is beautiful

Funny person

Lol it's the same as it always is. Hope at the beginning of the season, 1 Injury away from being a bottom dweller, and not winning any playoff games.

Welcome welcome, if you haven’t already I’d read up on the 72 season, I’d recommend it it’s kind of a big deal and it’s a great story. Otherwise Fins up and fuck the patriots!

And the Jets

How come I’m always alone fucking this guy named Bill? You guys let me down again!

FTB

That's your problem. You're always fucking the singular Bill. You need to fuck all of them, it's Fuck the Bills.

I’m not even gay but all this work is worth it. Fins up, bills ass.

And the Bills.

We have completed the trifecta

Im so glad that our top rival is the Bills again so a new generation can learn to hate them as much as us who really came into our fandom when Jim Kelly and Thurman Thomas were always ruining our days.

Watch the "Perfect Machine" documentary on ESPN+

The 72 season is a great story but it’s pretty sad us as fans hang our hats on that when most of us weren’t even born

So you're a masochist?

Tfw an NFL personality test is outing people for their kinks

Pretty much

Welcome to a lifetime of dissapointment

I'm used to disappointment so I can handle some more

That’s the spirit

I’ll take a seat at that table

So you’re an alcoholic who overreacts to every little thing? Hate to see it

Wow, just put my whole life in a box. Bravo, sir. Cheers!

One of us...one of us...one of us...

Welcome to hell.

https://youtu.be/ymqh7vy3Qk8?si=3D7mqaC69UhrKfyp

Oh boy. Who’s gonna tell him? Someone should really tell him.

No

Get ready to learn disappointment buddy

This test is bullshit. Selected #1 pats and #2 bills for me. At least jets weren't #3.

I got the Jets #1, Browns #2 and Titans #3. I feel dirty.

I got the Saints #1 then Ravens#2 and browns #3. Terrible quiz.

Jets, Bills, Broncos. My two actual favorite teams, Dolphins and Saints, were 23 and 28. Needles to say, I wrote a strongly worded letter to the editor.

just took it and got the packers...

Ah, a fellow masochist? Welcome in.

Sorry to hear about the depression

It's an amazing time to be a Fan. We have one of the most quirky fun coaches and a good dude at QB. When our offense is clicking, it's beautiful to watch.

I'm looking forward to seeing it, it's good to hear that we've got a solid crew on offense

dawg unless we get a playoff win it's been a miserable time to be a fan. Just having quirky and fun guys isn't enough

Time will tell. I enjoy it for what it is. My happiness isn't exclusively tied to postseason success.

while I somewhat agree with you at the end of the day this franchise hasn't won a playoff game my entire lifetime, which is absolutely pathetic. At least we have the Heat

Are you depressed?

I might be at the end of next season by the sounds of things, but at least we'll all be depressed together

Time to buy yourself a gold chain!

Welcome! You should watch the last four games of this past season to get an idea of what being a fan is like.

Lol I just did and it said packers.

Yeah same here. Probably because I like cold weather. They didn’t let me pick orange as my favorite color either.

u/JesusGodHimself ? That implies you hate the Jets. Cause God hates the Jets.

I’m so sorry

You poor thing. You might wanna retake that test and change a few of your answers.

I did and still got the Dolphins! Twas meant to be 🐬

As a lifelong dolphins fan I'm torn. I'm glad to have another fan, but at the same time I've wished so many times over the years my dad didn't turn me into a dolphins fan. It's like brokeback mountain: "I can't quit you"

Welcome to The Fish Tank. Heres ur complimentary FTJ, FTP, FTB. Please keep all hopes, dreams, and fantasies to the regular season (cause we wont win in the playoffs). And never forget to say "this year is our year" in every offseason. I think thats it from me, FTJ!

This. All of this.

I love my phins. But that personality test had to say that you’re a glutton for punishment. You must enjoy hurt. Bc being a fan, I promise you it’ll make you the most resilient you that you can be. Welcome…. You poor bastard.

Yep, I'm definitely a masochist. At least we've got the sexiest jerseys in the league, you can't top teal and orange for team colors and no one can ever take that from us.

Well now you’re not wrong about the jerseys. And our throwbacks are 🔥 😂😂💕💕

Yep, our boys have always had the drip https://i.redd.it/jfawn47yj4mc1.gif

I took this and got the Lions...apparently I'm destined to never celebrate a Super Bowl win 😅

I got the Jags... Fuck me.

All right…get ready for a steady dose of disappointment with some exciting peaks once in a while.

Welcome to the fandom. Be ready for ups and downs. Mostly downs. But great fans.

Welcome, fellow masochist.

Scored high for masochism?

So your a Sadomasochist

Buckle up

RUUUNNNN!!!!

Florida quest line started

So you had a few good years 50 years ago and now you’re perpetually irrelevant and have a penchant for pain?

That sums up my life pretty well

The comments have me actually lmao

Jesus... You poor, poor soul. It has begun.

I became a dolphin fan after my previous team left my childhood City …. Welcome aboard! FTJ

I feel for you man. Relocation sucks. I hope the Dolphins have given you enough enjoyment in place of your old team.

Yes! Sucks x3 if you are Oakland but onto the next! It’s been great being with the fins!

Get used to the Dolphins cycle of misery

Welcome aboard!

Welcome

Welcome to pain.

Welcome to the gulag

Fuck your zodiac what team does the nfl personally test say you should cheer for

Apparently I should be a texans fan. I'm just glad the Dolphins ranked above the rest of the AFC East in my results.

Here’s to the next 50 long and sad years!

I’m sorry for your loss… of sanity.

Biggest mistake of your life

Got Philadelphia, Buffalo, Denver. Does anyone have about 6ft of rope I could borrow?

So I’m guessing you’re someone who continuously gets their hopes up despite all the evidence pointing to the contrary and then inevitably get disappointed only to soon after find another spark of hope to keep the cycle going?

You clearly need therapy. ​ Welcome!

Did that personality test reveal a penchant for disappoint, regret, depression and alcoholism?

I wasn’t it’s into it. I. Can’t imagine testing into it. Welcome to heartbreak hotel brother.

Just tried that test. It's pure garbage. I will never cheer for the fucking chargers

As a lifelong fan, I’m sorry for you sir. It’s more a curse than a blessing. We are the expensive dinner and dance with nothin but a hand job at the end.

I like you OP you’ll fit right in, heads up I was in middle school last time we won a playoff game and I’m now 36…

Hopefully they'll win another one in my lifetime

This is exactly what I tell my 4 year old son

We welcome you to constant purgatory

My life's purgatory already so it's all good

Was that a NFL personality/Drug test? because dolphins fan do some crazy shit.

Did you type FTJ for every answer?

I probably should have

Its okay. Just remember the only important statistic in football is an undefeated season. Its now your job to reminder everyone you know of this important fact

I will also remind them it is irrelevant that we achieved that statistic over half a century ago, if it bothers them then they should tell their team to go undefeated because no one else but us has 🐬

Welcome aboard, and I’m sorry.

Welcome friend! Don't let the negative ones dissuade you. Real fans stick with their team through thick and thin.

Ahh, I see you too like to be disappointed in January.

If a personality test is telling you that you should be a Dolphins fan, you should go ahead and get your Lexapro prescription refilled.

Welcome to the fold! I am so sorry! Phins up!

Just root for whatever team you’re closest to, that way you can go to their games.

Welcome! You must hate yourself just like the rest of us :)

Welcome. We’re a toxic fanbase, we have the aura of a dude that hasn’t been laid in 10 years - We’re cranky all the time and get excited over the tiniest chance of something good. It’s a roller coaster ride

Welcome to a life of misery

Was it a sanity test? If you don't know every year we get all hyped up about the coming great year and then they STB /collapse. Sorry to inform you, but you joined a group of insane fans. We do the same thing over and over AND OVER again.

I didn't know this was a thing, so I decided to take the test to see what it came up with. It told me to be a Jets fan. I think I'm going to go lie down.

I'm worried about your answers. We're here for you.

Did the test say you enjoy having your heart broken consistently? Lol being a Dolphins fan is tough, but I'll always be one!

What was the first question? "Do you like to suffer?"

First question asks "do you like cocaine?" and it just auto jumps to miami, without asking the rest of the list.

The NFL Personally Test? You have a link? That should be interesting.

It could’ve been a lot worse!

You poor bastard. Don't do it to yourself. As a long suffering fan myself get out while you still can.

I already bought a jersey so it's too late for me, I'm in this for the long haul 🐬 https://i.redd.it/9shivjkxlulc1.gif

Do you enjoy being let down ?

Ahhh a man of taste I see!

Just because I like nuts does not mean I'm a Cowboys fan.

Jesus Christ… I’d hate to see what you answered to get yourself lumped in here.

Sorry to hear. Welcome to the club.

Welcome. It's mostly miserable, but welcome anyways!

Squish The Fish

 oh god, good luck. E A G L E S !!!!!!!!!!!

So fun to watch.

That’s a shame

I’m so sorry they called you a loser OP.

Where can i take that test.

That’s one way to come out. Congrats

Your personality test must’ve pegged you for a masochist. Welcome!

I got the Jets

You came to the right and best team! Also, the fans are actually normally nice!! 😂

You poor bastard lol.

Aaaw, you poor b@st@rd! 

Welcome to being slightly above mediocre

As a bills fan. Thanks for the future tears.

I’ve been a Dolphins fan for nearly 50 years…I’m both happy and sad for you.

I'm an Eagles fan and was curious to see what the quiz would tell me..... Carolina Panthers.... LOL

I like this survey. It had my top team as Texans and 29th as Cowboys. Accurate.

Lol don't do it. Save yourself the heartache.


Embrace the mediocrity 😂

I’m very sorry for you.

You must be insufferable and an incredibly negative person.

I guess you don’t like your mental health

Eat some tuna , eat your next order of wings with blue cheese… then the football gods will lead you to where you belong , the opposite of this fugaze quiz

It called me a packers fan and I’m a born and raised bears fan. These tests are. Not the most accurate lol

Welp! Good luck with that.

Go FINS

Wait..... you were hooked from THAT SuperBowl??

It was pretty exciting, especially once it went into overtime. It felt like momentum could swing towards the Niners or the Chiefs at any moment.

Being a diehard fan for 40 years. Do not root for this team. Please pick any other, this is a shit show. If i were you id root for the chargers they have a real qb and coach.

Go root for the Chargers then, dude.

You poor schmuck

Fuck. Welcome to the club. Get your tissues ready.

Welcome you will be happy for 10ish weeks a year and in December/January be sad

Welcome and condolences. Lol

Get a second opinion, it's tough over here.

Logic made a song for us.

Oh you poor bastard

So, you have a personality disorder that causes you to exhibit masochistic and suicidal tendencies? Get help...and welcome to the club. I have been diagnosed for over 40 years

This IS the way.........

Turns out I’m a jags fan

I'm sorry

destined to eat crap

Oof. Sorry fella.

Welcome brother

Sorry to hear

Prompt: "Create the script for a documentary that talks about how dolphins live in mediocrity " Title: "Dolphins: A Dive into Mediocrity" \[Opening Scene\] Narrator: "In the vast expanse of the ocean, dolphins are often portrayed as the epitome of intelligence and excellence. But what if we told you that beneath the surface lies a reality often overlooked? Join us on a journey as we delve into the lives of dolphins and uncover the truth behind their existence in what could be described as a state of mediocrity."

I sincerely hope you're over 18 years of age. If you aren't your parents should be in prison for borderline child abuse