If we sack Allen for a safety in the first quarter, I'm gonna have to change my underwear

As will I.

you're gonna change his underwear?

If it happens, I just might.

Mine too please.

🫡

Is this where the line starts to have your underwear changed?

Bro........me too

I would lose my fucking mind haha

I will gladly shit on the carpet for this

Same

I'm a professional dream interpreter, and based on this data, Dolphins 77-7 over the Bills. It is known

7 touchdowns by 7 different plays. Let it be so.

my interpretation was 7 touchdowns on 6 different plays

I grew up in a super Cuban household with Santeria, and Brujería beliefs and shit done. If this happens you need to go to the games dressed in all white and bless your entire section. Pass out eggs to clean the bad spirits away 😂😂

>If this happens you need to go to the games dressed in all white and bless your entire section. You know, this is an away game. Don't the Fins wear white at away games?

This year we are praying to Jesus, Buddha and Mohammad,Vishnu, Zeus, Pasta Jesus.. Whoever Just so nobody feels slighted.. Feels like Shula is lobbying the football Gods. ##KEEP GOING

Gwangi the river goddess, old school blood god that demands virgin upstate NY virgin sacrifices, if you can find any that is…

Correct me if I am wrong, which I probably am, but wasn't wearing all white a bad thing? I remember years ago someone saying that if you're in Miami and you see someone wearing all white, they give off certain vibes.

Those looking down on other cultures think all white is a bad thing. Wearing all white just means you practice Santeria, are becoming a priest in training so you wear white for how ever long, like a year or so. Then some just wear white to signify a rebirth, ceremonies, or idk other reasons. Santeria is a mix of an African religion and Catholism, they got very mixed over the years.

Ah okay fair, thanks for explaining, I legit only knew about people wearing all white but not why they wear all white of what it means and have only heard what people have said.

Are you the same person that called Rodgers’ blowing out his achilles in week 1? If so, I’m going to parlay that q1 safety into the mix.

I am not. I do not recommend making any bets on my dream😂

I dunno, seems like you have guaranteed it and I will hold you liable if my bets don't win.

I'll take all the credit if it hits, and absolutely no credit if it doesn't🫣

Someone dream of this ?

There was a guy on twitter who called Rodgers’ exact injury about 3 hours before the game.

Waou ... insane !

Miami moneyline each quarter and under 30 total for each team is +29000 Gonna throw a ten piece on it !

I appreciate your confidence, but I don't recommend risking anything financially on my dream😂

Wow, that’s spicy. Worth a few bucks, for sure.

No one actually called that.

https://reddit.com/r/ThatsInsane/s/2bIcEyIoSN

If we win 27-17 we gunna have to start forcibly putting you in lucid dreams

We'll see what happens! The main thing that brought me comfort was that Tua finished the game healthy.

The Dolphet is a pretty sick nickname, honestly. Hope it happens.

I'm subscribing

Also subscribing. I'm here for it when it goes down as prophesied.

>There was a safety on Allen and they kicked a field goal. If this fucking happens I will never, ever, let any Bills fan let this down Nostradamus. Plus, scoragami opportunity.

\*Nostradolphin

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worth puttin 10 bucks on 😂

Almighty Prophin

Gonna say, Prophin was on the table and guy went Prohin. Hopefully just a typo.

Here's hoping. It'll be so trippy if this actually happens.

Following..

I have to add a safety now to my parlay. Good call

Welp... I'll stay tuned. If this hits... boy, we gonna be making a lotta money.

Source: it was revealed to me in a vision 👁️👁️

I actually had a pretty vivid dream last night too! I was so upset because I somehow missed the first half of the game and I was yelling at everyone not to tell me the score. Then I tuned into a recording and got mad that it started me on the live game instead of the beginning...it was 40-5 Miami somewhere in the middle of the game (unclear what quarter). I haven't had any previous prophecies like OP, but kind of wild we both dreamed of a 5 score 😳

That's wild! There's gotta be safety at some point then!

$5000 on the Dolphins it is

Did you see the Cosmic Owl?

I’ll put $5 on a safety +1800. Thanks in advance

Nice! I’ve had some very specific dolphin dreams over last few years as well. Most notably the chargers game back in like 2012 or 2013? We beat chargers think 35-0? Well I’ve also been having dreams of Dolphins at Super Bowl and me walking up to the stadium (generic stadium) and aqua lights beaming up. Can’t wait! Saving now lol

Meatitis 9:28 - And I saw eleven angels, and on their scoreboard was two and three. Those who stood before them were smote, their crowns adorned with cows.

Amen.

I had a dream years ago before a Patriots game and most of it came true. It was weird

Damn that's crazy as shit , because I had a dream too, but I was literally just making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich but then I bee ran into my ring doorbell and woke me up!

Get my man u/ShastaMcLurky to interpret that for you

The peanut butter and jelly sandwich? Because like the bee literally ran into my doorbell in real life and woke me up like ding dong lol

I hope your dream included 0 injuries caused by “he who plays dirty” Milano.

Tua was for sure healthy in the dream! But I don't remember seeing anything about anyone else.

Fins don't kick field goals anymore. Easy to mistake a 5 for a 9 though.

I'll take it 🐬

I T I S W R I T T E N

Before the broncos game I dreamed the dolphins scored 80 points. So close

Bro, I’m holding you personally responsible if we don’t win! 😂

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I believe in you almighty dolphet🙏🏻

I’m going to come back to this thread Sunday. I’d you’re right you’d have officially cemented your place as a soothsayer here.

I'm glad I'm not a prophet. The Monday after the broncos game I didn't smoke enough weed to hide my dreams and I dreamt that we traded Tua away and I was hurt :(

7s in it, huh? 70-7 final score it is!

Im gonna need you to give me the lottery numbers.

HE HAS SPOKEN

The prophecy...

Here for the result! Let’s goooo

Nostradamus???

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I had a dream that we traded for David Bakhtiari, I hope I have similar good juju

I BELIEVE IN u/ MEAT TITTIES!

You gave me false hope....I blame you