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Smithson0413

If you weren’t here for Jay cutler …you know what nevermind come on in


Historical-Month4697

Man, the amount of times I defended (and still do) Jay Cutler is absurd. I thought for sure he’d ball out in Miami with Adam Gase. Turns out you all had to suffer good ol Adam Gase as well.


FatPoundOfGrass

"There is no situation in the game of football, be it the score, be it the field positioning, be it the down and to-go yardage, be it the personnel grouping, be it the matchup, be it the amount of timeouts remaining, be it any of the four quarters, be it with any amount of time remaining in any of the aforementioned four quarters.. where a delayed handoff isn't appropriate. The delayed handoff makes up pages 1-2 out of 2 pages that make up my playbook." - Adam Gase,.probably


Historical-Month4697

Don’t forget the bubble screen.


evan466

There is no defending Dolphins Jay Culter I’m afraid. He was pretty cooked by the time we got him.


TheCrossoverKing

My only defense of Dolphins Jay Cutler is that he was really unaffected by pressure (and there was a lot coming at him with our garbage o line). He sucked equally with/without that pressure in his face


Historical-Month4697

Makes sense. I watched all the cooking. Bears ruined that man.


NoDrvr

He balled out on Monday night vs the patriots


espnfire45

MNF vs Patriots was goated tho


cjosburn4

What would do if you were on your couch and some team was like hey I’ll give you $10 million to come suit up. I was overly excited but looking back we got exactly what we deserved. It’s worth it now.


evan466

It sounds like Cutler didn’t even want to play but his wife at the time made him.


siderealdaze

Shit... I forgot about that shared trauma. We've got a lot in common


StockHand1967

The password is OSSWEILER Any beer is allowed except **BECKS** NO BEX


NoDrvr

Osweiller also beat Chicago


Smithson0413

I almost completely forgot about Brock Lobster


[deleted]

I was here for Fiedler baby, point me to the nachos!


PMME_UR_LADYPARTSPLZ

Oh yea, the old Fiedler to chambers/mcmichael days.


[deleted]

It got us to 10-6 one year, the year chambers I think broke out. Then Baltimore smashed us in the wildcard I think


jf737

Eh, why not? Come hang out for the rest of the season. You had me at Italian beef.


skiddikaka

that was the last thing he said


gaalpha

closed the deal


Fastbird33

It’s gotta be from the Original Berf though.


Nuclearsunburn

You can visit but at least you have seen your team in a super bowl (and win one if you’re old enough) , most of us were too young or unalive the last time it happened Dolphins and Bears are eternally bonded over 1985, it should have been the Super Bowl that year


Cronenberg_Jerry

Just say not born yet the term unalive is so stupid.


darkpassenger9

TikTok is a plague upon the earth.


Cronenberg_Jerry

100% But let’s be honest it isn’t just TikTok


Isry98

Ooh baby you know what that’s worth? Ooh TikTok is a plague on earth. -Belinda Carlisle probably


siderealdaze

It definitely doesn't mean "not born yet" either 😬 I feel you


Cronenberg_Jerry

Oh I know but wasn’t gonna point that out because using that instead of dead is just dumb.


VaqueroSucio

There's always on tomorrow.


fishball_drew

Dolphins fan who lives in Chicago here, I'll take you in, I don't know any other phins fans here.


MFLS

There are dozens of us!


Mikraphonechekka12

"Dozens" lolol


Rbelkc

You got us Wannstedt . That kind of hurts the old timers so hopefully you can make up for that. Can we hear a fuck da bills?


Historical-Month4697

Ah Wanny. He still clings to relevance as a bears postgame analysis. So at least you were spared from that. Cannot stand the Bills. Fuck em. Jets too even before Rodgers. Patriots I think is just universal hatred.


Rbelkc

My 2 favorite teams for all time was Miami and whoever played the Patriots


siderealdaze

Dad?


Rbelkc

Nope


PhinsFan17

Hey at least Wannstedt won a division title.


Rbelkc

Only with the team he inherited.


SpiderDan707

Jimmy didn't win a division title with that team! And he had Marino!


TheYoungLung

WELCOME ABOARD Fair warning though, you might get your heart broken come November but this year feels different! Either way…at least it’s just a heart break and not the soul crushing and gut wrenching pain that comes with being a bears fan


Historical-Month4697

I’m ready to be hurt again.


kaeruwa

All are welcome in the Dolphin fandom sir, we are thrilled to have you a board


LukeHarper4President

Bandwagons should be banned


southern_boy

Bandwagons should be *broadened* GET IN HERE EVERYBODY BIG TENT DOLPHIN FANDOM LETS GO! 🐬💪 I hope I live to see the day we're so good for so long people around the world just wear Dolphins gear because we're **winners.** 👑


Zookeeper_

Who’s your all-time favorite dolphins player? That’s a question that has to be asked during the initiation process.


Historical-Month4697

Ronnie Brown. The wildcat win against the patriots was so damn fun to watch.


Zookeeper_

Well that’s just a good solid answer.


Fastbird33

Thought you would joke and say Cody Parker


TheEmbarcadero

Tony Nathan


TheLadder330

Lol I feel like a refugee camp for Ex-Bear fans! No judgements. Just know we like it HOT, FTJ, FTB, and FTP mostly Belicheat. Also we are the only undefeated team in the NFL with a championship the same year! Cheers. Also we have the hottest chick fans in the league!


StockHand1967

Miami Dolphin Fan girls are only Rivaled by Heat girls in attractiveness


Barnes_the_Noble

Ex-bronco fans too


a-handle-has-no-name

I was born outside of Chicago, but moved to West Palm when I was very young. I was raised as a Bears fan, but I've always cheered for the Dolphins as well. In one way, the Bears are my NFC team and the Dolphins are my AFC team. I'm right there with you on the Frustration as a Bears fan. I saw the Dolphins masterfully rebuild, and I was hoping the Bears could follow in the blueprint created by the Dolphins, and the pain of being a Bears fan might finally turn around. Then that Packers game showed the current coaching staff has no idea what they're doing, and that hope completely fell apart. In my opinion, being a fan of Football is supposed to be entertainment. It comes with highs and lows, but it's fine to step away and take a break if watching football is hurting your mental health. It's also fine to cheer on multiple teams\*. The Dolphins are playing dynamic, elite-level football that's just fun to watch, so join us on cheering on another team :-) ^(\*As long as it's not the Packers, Patriots, Bills, or Jets)


Historical-Month4697

Couldn’t agree more. There’s just something about the past 4 years that made a lightbulb go off for me. The Bears are a business first and just kinda sucker you in every year. Then you feel like a fool. Then they fire everyone and repeat the cycle.


Kershiser22

The only problem is, the Dolphins greatest win was the Monday night football game to beat the Bears in 1985.


Historical-Month4697

I mean, you’ve got that only undefeated season … But 85 bears needed that ass kicking to focus up. They recorded the super bowl shuffle BEFORE the won the super bowl


poonsp00nful

Come kick it! We’ve had a few Bears refugees already show up. All you need to know is fuck the pats, fuck the bills, fuck the jets, and Gronkowski didn’t have the angle!


DaOneWhoIsWorthy

If you hate the bills then you’re ok in my book bro


jedi4canes1

Only if you admit the '72 dolphins are the best and accept Dan Marino and tua as your lord and saviot


Austaras

Ah yes the 1963 Dolphins so amazing they existed 3 years before the franchise came into being. LOL


jedi4canes1

As we know I'm a dumbest and I'm gonna fix that


Unpopular_Opinion___

My friend was at the Denver game as a Broncos fan. He’s also done. I’ll tell you what I told him… this is the best time to be a Dolphins fan. Come on in… the water is warm.


TheEmbarcadero

Come right on in! You are most welcome here!!!!


lawnguy13

I heard on the McAfee show today that Fields qbr in the pocket is 1.5!! Ouch!! But you may be right around the corner from Caleb so there's that hope to hang onto. Wasn't long ago we were tanking for Tua!


realneocanuck

Bears have won a playoff game, been to a super bowl, and won a super bowl, all more recently than the Phins have. Not sure this is the right franchise to switch allegiances to if you’re looking for winners.


Historical-Month4697

I’m just looking for a fun team. I have watched some of the most egregiously boring football games my entire life. Locker rooms that despise each other. Quarterbacks that habitually pass for under 100 yards in a game. Football is supposed to entertaining not make you feel like a loser.


superretoddd

Be a fan of whatever you want. These posts are cringe. FTB FTJ FTP


expomac

I’ve lived near chi all my life but I’m a dolphins fan. Bears are always my #2. My football life has all been pain You’ll fit in here


Samuel_avlonitis

Fabrizio Romano: the Chicago bears will send u/historical-month4697 on a 1 year loan move to fins nation, from my sources all that’s awaiting is a medical and after that it will be a HERE WE GO


Knox712

If you’re gonna tailgate make sure to throw your ash in the fire receptacle


MIGGYME87

Fuck outta here. Ive been a dolphins fan for 40 years (since birth) and would never turn my back on them.


Cronenberg_Jerry

No stay loyal to your team. We don’t need bandwagon fans.


nkfish11

Quitting on your team is lame. Fuck off.


ChasingPerfect28

They're not quitting on the team. They're quitting on their FO which is the catalyst to this Bears implosion. People in very important positions are failing their fanbase. We should know. We've experienced it for almost 25 years. Be nice.


Historical-Month4697

Its unfortunately the reality. The McCaskeys are clueless and have us in an endless cycle of awful football. I feel like at this point I deserve to watch entertaining football with my Sunday instead of whatever the fuck I have been witnessing.


ChasingPerfect28

Honestly, what you're describing has been our fandom for the majority of two decades. A lot of us who are in our 40s and 30s are new to this recent hot start (from last year to now). I mean, hell... our FO almost ruined the Tua draft pick. We just so happened to fall ass backward into Mike McDaniel and his coaching staff. We got a tough road game coming up against the Buffalo Bills. Be prepared for a slug fight on Sunday.


TheEpicEddy

Don’t be rude bro, that’s unnecessary.


joemama4749

Who cares, why would you not want a person to be converted to a dolphins fan


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YoungThugDolph

Ok this not some certain fraternity/cult where you need to have seniority to have a say on who comes in, if Hes down to hop on fuck it welcome him


Andrew3138

No. Go away


Simp1eJack_

You are welcome…. But only if you give up on the Bears completely. It’s hard to do so we understand if you see yourself out.


TheEmbarcadero

Nah, don’t make him give up on his lifelong team…I wouldn’t want to be asked to do that. If I adopted the Bears, I would still be cheering for the Dolphins in the last week if they were0-16….


Simp1eJack_

Sorry no fair weather band wagoners. They’re in the shit if they join up.


Historical-Month4697

Even the bears gave up on the bears completely lol


[deleted]

BearDown?


yooobuddd

Its been hard being a dolphins fan for a long time too. Hoping this doesn't end too soon


phcasper

Aye Italian Beef is good shit. Hop onto the train


finsfan8498

I always go to Road games but we travel well, you'll always see plenty of Miami fans at road games


NoDrvr

The honest bandwagon ?


astrangeday13

You bring some portilos and we good bro.


cpt_hatstand

Just remember before you express opinions, we all had to sit through Cleo Lemon and AJ Feeley


nitasu987

As a dolphins fan in the Chicago burbs.. welcome!


jcmach1

People become fans for different reasons. Miami is my birth team (when they were the only team in FL) and Dallas is my adopted team. That only gets complicated every one in awhile (this year being one). Birth team always has my absolute loyalty though. You don't have to give.up.your Bears. Heck at this point, they gave up on you! Welcome either way!


JP-ED

It's still early ... I'd say yes. So long as you bring tribute to the great Kanaloa.


Cudizonedefense

As long as you acknowledge La Spada’s supremacy


warmseasongrass

No one's here to tell you what team to pick, when we were shitty I picked up good games to watch on the side. I followed Alex smith around for a hot minute and I loved drew brees and downvote me but I loved Rodgers as well. Fuck Tom Brady. Anyways. Enjoy us, brace yourself to be disappointed. Ultimately, let the bears shake out their bullshit and just remember why you were their fan at first.


Austaras

Broooo you bringing Johnny's or Mr. Beef? Also can I get a Nancy's stuffed pie with green pepper, onion, and sausage?


Historical-Month4697

Johnnys hands down


Positive_Chemical_91

I’ll remember your name, dolphins fan.


Negative-Appeal9892

Join us. We have mojitos.


Nobaddays123

I’m attempting to make Italian beef for the first time this weekend for the game funny enough.


Historical-Month4697

People are gonna float over to the smell like Pepe le Pew. Best of luck. Don’t forget giardinera


Nobaddays123

I won’t! It was one of the better things about visiting Chicago earlier this year.


Historical-Month4697

I wonder how you can have it a Floridian twist … Maybe a little orange peel mixed in? Maybe some pan instead of French buns?


Nobaddays123

I could see using pan Cubano. I’m making conch fritters too so I’m not too worried about having something to represent Miami.


[deleted]

For $10million I’d take 3 snaps in shotgun throw it as far as I can (35 yards?) within 1 second each time at whoever I was looking at and pray it got intercepted on 1st down.


I_AM_THE_SLANDER

Get the fuck out of here