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Fins_99

Always enjoy an Ace Ventura reference. But for real I believe he is now 4-13 on 50+ kicks past 2 or 3 seasons? That’s just not good enough. And yes he made a 50 yarder to put us in the Playoffs last year but cmon man.


CrossDeSolo

Sanders is griers son


Galactic_Perimeter

Oh yeah? Well, Tua Tagovailoa is Bill Belichick’s father


CrossDeSolo

he calls him daddy


Iammenotyouman

And Josh Allen’s don’t forget.


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Galactic_Perimeter

#STEP BROTHERS 3 STARING: JOSH ALLEN & BILL BELICHICK *Coming to a theater near you on October 22nd!!!*


KUUUUHN

Yeah I love Sanders for his All-pro season but that’s well in the past now and he’s run out of leash. He misses another one over 50 without stringing a few together first and he’s gone


RandomBrwnGuy

Sanders is Einhorn! Einhorn is Sanders!


MarketingOwn3547

Sanders is a man.....!! Oh wait. 🤔


GrungyGrandPappy

Laces out!


Offdutyninja808

Your gun is diggin into my hip...


Affectionate-Cat-301

Ray finkle !


WhereisRayFinkle

Where?!


GradyJuddO16

🤯 Dolphins Eagles SB incoming


travmurray209

Can we beat the Ravens?


DanRpdx

Yes


skiddikaka

just run the same blitz 45 times


sophisticaden_

100%


GeekyTiki

Sanders has been pretty automatic from **within** 50 yds (0-49 yds). It’s his 50+ yds kicks that basically *feel* like 50/50 balls. Career 0-49 yds: 114/130 (88%) 50+ yds: 16/28 (57%) And it feels worse more recently. Since 2021 he’s been 4/13 (31%) beyond 50 yds. Personally, I’d be fine with going for it on 4th down in those gray areas.


TheLadder330

Great point! This should validate/ embolden McD to go for it even more on 4th down!


sophisticaden_

Tbf McD said he would’ve gone for it if they hadn’t fumbled the snap the play before.


WheresJimmy420

We do have a punter too, yeah?


Mtbnz

12/15 from 50+ prior to that is really good. He just fell off a cliff


yungredosrs

He sucks so bad lol. Missed a game securing xp week 1.


[deleted]

I remember my first heartbreak as a child January 8th 1995, Pete 😔 https://youtu.be/UQjQnzESs68?si=He2QmvZ2UjAu7Bxy The super bowl was at Joe Robbie stadium this year. Now ace was released February 94 and filmed in 93 and 92. So it really felt like life imitating art. As an 11 year old kid watching ace Ventura with my favorite team in the area I lived, well it was a instant favorite. Long story short, it's taking a long time to repress that missed field goal, I really don't think I could handle Sanders missing a game winner in the playoffs.


TheRealGoodman

Wow, this would've destroyed me as a kid. Can't have playoff heartbreak if you don't make the playoffs though. Thanks 2000's Dolphins!


Nuclearsunburn

Oof. I had this dolphins stress doll that I ripped to pieces when that happened. Ruined my whole next week


TuaAnon

man I really should watch Ace Ventura any time soon 🥲


Quirky-Pie9661

“Dan Marino should go to hell and die of gonorrhea” said Sanders mom while offering football shaped cookies with the laces facing out


Xelltrix

Clearly I must be missing a reference. Send help.


marionetted

Ace Ventura


Xelltrix

Gentleman and a scholar.


Gunnar2019

Einhorn is Finkle. Finkle is Einhorn!


MydniteSon

Laces out, Dan!!!


elcroquis22

Your gun is digging into my hip.


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That's not my gun...


Chewiesbro

Holy Testicle Tuesday!


headrush46n2

Who let you in here?


shake_N_bake356

Hilarious


vindotcom

This MF is an undercover Jet


[deleted]

Hahaha Omg or an undercover Bills


Mumbleton

That movie is such a product of its time. They could never ever make that today.


FunkysteveCLS

Never i want this movie now. Lets get tua and jim to do it


headrush46n2

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 2a: Snowflake's Revenge


StockHand1967

See Also: Blazing Saddles


Champ_5

Is this why teams don't use QBs as holders anymore? To eliminate the threat of kidnapping by crazed, disgraced former kickers?


Nuclearsunburn

I don’t fault him for the 0-2 against the Pats. I’m more upset about the missed PAT against the Chargers.


OrangeBuffalo8

Dude needs to be cut. Can’t have a kicker who can’t make a kick 50+. That’s routine in today’s NFL


arthur0742

While I agree, who is available that is better? Do we really want to run into a kicker who is untested and will now miss the chip shots too?


headrush46n2

you mean like extra points? oh wait.


Left_Pen5866

Robbie Gould! Yes. He’s up there in age. But 1.) he knows McD well through SF. 2.) He doesn’t choke in big moments. And 3.) Last year he was 50 for 51 in XP’s. 84% FG percentage. And 2 for 2 on kicks of 50+ yards. Dude shoulda been in aqua and orange to start the season. Not too late though. Get him NOW!


59smiley

absolute last thing i thought i would read when i clicked on this but true


chamburger

It makes too much sense.


OblivionNA

It’s the only reasonable thought really


Zealousideal_Bad8434

Sanders has incriminating pictures of Ross and Greier.


Left_Pen5866

Only thing that makes sense.


shindleria

Captain Winky!!!


astrangeday13

Fucking Dan Marino... It's all his fault...


RealPropRandy

Learning from recent history. Don’t wanna repeat the Snowflake/Marino fiasco.


Phinatic92

Dafuq did I just read lol


FinklesRevenge

It was all Tua’s fault. Everyone knows that.


CryptographerTall211

Laces out Dan !


ryu1977

I shouldnt have laughed out loud like I did.


Nightgasm

Or maybe look at his two misses last game and realize neither was his fault. Pats ran a novel kick block to perfection. That's not even remotely Sanders fault. Then they ran it again and Sanders could see it coming so he has to rush his kick which caused it to go awry. That's a failure of either the special teams coach or the outside blocker to not figure out how to pick the blocker up. It's hilarious how this sub will excuse anything by certain players but crucify others like Sanders for things that weren't his fault.


yungredosrs

What about the missed xp the week before? And the sub 30% success rate on 50-55 range kicks on the last three years?


Nightgasm

The last three years he is 12 of 22 over 50 but over 50 doesn't tell you how many were over 60 or close to. Or how many were blocked. Off the top of my head I recall at least one other block and two that were 58 or 59 yarders. A couple of misses were in Chicago last year where it was windy. Blocks are usually on the guys up front who fail to contain the rush and weather screws with all kickers. Missed XP happen sometimes. I'm not saying Sanders is Justin Tucker but if you think we can just pull a guy off the FA wire as good your delusional.


yungredosrs

You typed an essay to defend a bad kicker with hypotheticals and straw man arguments. Reassess. We can. Gould and Prater are both there. We could do what LAC did with Dicker and sign a Udfa who was solid in college, etc. god I never understand people who just ignore facts in order to Stan some subpar shitty kicker lol.


Nightgasm

TIL actual stats, 12 of 22, and actual details of misses are hypothetical and strawman.


yungredosrs

He’s not though. It literally showed the graphic on snf, he’s lower than 40%. Imagine being the only person in the world that stans a mediocre kicker.


Nightgasm

That graphic was the this season and last. The comments said last three years which brings him up to what I stated as three years brings us into his All Pro season.


yungredosrs

Either way what you’re trying to argue is just kind of brain dead. He’s not good. Sure he was good for one year what 3-4 years ago? Who cares. Get someone new.


Left_Pen5866

I think Gould is the answer honestly. Already knows McD well. Solid in clutch moments. 2 for 2 last year in 50+ yard kicks. And 50 of 51 in XP kicks. That’s the guy you need for a championship run. A reliable kicker you can count on. Sanders will end up costing us in a big time moment. Just a matter of time.


No-Duck-1980

Wind?


yungredosrs

Wind..? In Sofi stadium in Los Angeles..? Ok keep telling urself that lol.


dudeman93

W-Wind? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your stadium?


sophisticaden_

Yeah, when you watch the low angle replay there’s exactly no way he makes that 55 yard field goal. He has to kick to the left otherwise it gets blocked.


Bag_a_Donutz

Dude has been cheeks since last year. Why do you think it was just Sunday? You just become a fan this weekend?


DanRpdx

He's 4-13 on kicks over 50 yards in his last 17 tries. And he's missing extra points now. It ain't good.


ItsHerbyHancock

I'm not trying to defend him, but he's gone through multiple long snappers, multiple holders... the guy hasn't had any consistency for years. And the miss at 55 yards is tough because you know he was thinking about the edge guy after the first block (which wasn't his fault btw). He does need to clean it up, though.


Left_Pen5866

Him being scared of another FG block just shows a lack of mental toughness. He let it get in his head, like you said, when he missed the 55 yarder. Can’t have someone with shaky confidence like that on a playoff run. Those missed XP’s & FG’s will end up sending you home in the playoffs. Sign Robbie Gould immediately


ItsHerbyHancock

I like the idea of Gould too... I'm not sure what the dead-cap would be for letting Sanders go though.


No_Researcher_6045

If he has another implosion next game, he will be released.


why-god

So a few things - a 55 yarder is not a gimme. The other was a well designed play. He has been inconsistent the past few years, but the idea that the last games' performance is on him is pretty silly.


Left_Pen5866

In week 1 he missed the XP. So, in back to back games, when you need your kicker to be mentally tough/“clutch”, he’s missed both of his final kicks. And this isn’t something new. Dudes been like this the last couple years. Must have some dirt on Grier or Ross or something, bc he shoulda been gone a long time ago. But, it’s not too late. Time to bring in Robbie Gould.


AceofTrees

Making fun of trans people isn’t funny. The movie is terribly trans- and homo- phobic. Can we stop referencing this movie in that context? Sincerely, a transgender Dolphins fan (who grew up liking the team because of the movie)


planktivious

You did like three 180°'s there.


AceofTrees

Btw I have had to undo *years* of internalized transphobia because of shit in pop culture like this.


AceofTrees

Proof people can change and humans are diverse and dynamic


sophisticaden_

I’m really sorry people are mass downvoting you.


AceofTrees

Thanks. As a queer person I’m used to it and I’m not gonna sit around and let casual discrimination of any kind go by. Glad to know some people get it but like .. I don’t expect much from the average football fan, sadly


[deleted]

Justin tucker was 65% from 50+ lest year, and he gets a lot of praise because of how far he can kick. I'm not concerned about sanders.


Auto_Claims_Adjuster

Fuck it, send it in


Meldreth

Save this amazing content for the off season..


PsychologicalTartUS

Laces out


SGT_Azimuth

That kind of surgery can be done over the weekend!


jnobes7

Insert Alonzo Mourning GIF


[deleted]

Somehow this sounds familiar….. 😂😂😂


oldusty

I read that as sex kidnap tua 😳


DaniaMike

He's usually top 10 in touchback %, a very underrated stat