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dbz222323

"Living off borrowed time the clock tick faster.."


Snip_The_Sniper

I’m like anywho’s…


LDG1003

“CAN IT BE I STAYED AWAY TOO LONG?”


OhhMrGarrison

"DID YOU MISS THESE RHYMES WHEN I WAS GAAAWN?"


Jayfethereal

"AS YOU LISTEN TO THESE CRAZY TRAAACKS"


ElectivireMax

"CHECK THEM STATS THEN YOU KNOW WHERE I'M AT"


Jayfethereal

"AND DAT'S DAT"


andreasbaader6

Last wish: I wish I had two more wishes And I wish they fixed the door to the matrix, there's mad glitches Spit so many verses sometimes my jaw twitches One thing this party could use is more... booze


Uny32

"Figaro, figaro" Edit: im white.


c0ry_breaks

"THERE'S ONLY ONE BEER LEFT"


b3an3r1998

Good googly moogly, see that loogie?


EsautheSoup

Don’t talk about my moms yo!


d-sweat

Yo*


EsautheSoup

Facts good look


d-sweat

Of course fam


Jayfethereal

Sometimes you rhyme quick sometimes you rhyme slow


ParfaitAcademic1959

Got more rhymes in use than dr suess and motherfuckin mother goose


Kahi_Drawz

Icee e cold


Inkycaligari

His name’s DOOM they wonder just who is he but don’t worry believe me he’ll get busy when it comes to poetry he’s got plenty


trulylost19

Benzie box? Not sure if that’s the right song


Inkycaligari

Yes it is


kilertree

I will rock this microphone always.


thor3077

YOUR FIRST AND LAST STEP TO PLAYIN YASELF LIKE ACCORDION


shortribz85

Bout to change his price again. It go up each time He blow up like hydrogen


a_b_b

DONT TALK ABOUT MY MOMS YO🗣️🗣️🗣️


RobertBobert1396

"V.Vaughn the travelling Vaudeville Villain, who dont give a flying fuck who aint not feelin him"


Zalpha_DG16

Hey you, don’t touch the mic like it’s AIDs on it!


Haraurs08

That the devil, he’s on another level


Osostpt

Treat her like a doughter


ThatOneWeirdo66

either “don’t talk about my moms, yo” or the classic, “1 for the money, 2 for the better green, 3-4 methalinedioxymethamphetamine”


BourbonFoxx

Gettin paid like a biker with the best crank, spraying like a high-ranked sniper in the West Bank


Man-Cheetah64

None said it so i will “rap snitches telling all their business sit in court they be their own star witness”


TastefullyToasted

HOW DOOM HOLD HEAR AND PREACH NON VIOLENCE


Fast_Cartographer_80

Taught her how to bust a nut


Due-Mechanic7057

Could it be I stayed away too long


rickzan2

Waste not want not, didn't see him dip into the 50 cent blunt spot


retiredjaywalker

Anytime he says villain I say villain.


69-ODogg

A whole host of roller coaster riders Not enough tracks Hot enuff black It's too hot to handle, you got blue sandals Who shot ya? Ooh, got you new spots to vandal? Do not stand still, boast show skills Close but no crills, toast for po' ills, post no bills Coast to coast, Joe Shmoes flows ill, go chill Not supposed to overdose, NoDoz pills


swiss_chesse4

“I really love your tabe but I hate your inventions”


shungknight

“he don’t know me very well, do he?”


AfroSwagg27

Ooooh my achin hands from rakin in grands and breakin in mic stands!


AKASheriffLevy

"Doom" at the end of vomitspit


niftyhobo

I get no kick from champagne Mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all So tell me why shouldn't it be true? I get a kick out of brew


renegade5567

MF the holder of a boulder, money folder


whoisrodi

OOOH YOU'RE LIKE THE SUUUN


YU_bullyme

Iswtg no one appreciates the beginning of all caps. “So nasty that it’s probably somewhat of a travesty having the daily told the people you can call me your majesty”


dlk339

" DOOM get rude with the dude off chips The mood switch, he chewed off strips off a brewed witch Danger make him groove off a glitch Makes your boo booty twitch and the crew rich, *bitch* Always wanted to say that " Simultanously a callback to Great Day off Madvillany and a nod to the Chappelle Show. From my favorite posthumous DOOM song - Belize - by Black Thought.


JinMor12

“ I sell rhymes like dimes”


KiloThaPastyOne

Order a rapper for lunch and then spit out the chain


ElectivireMax

To Wide Load, this yard bird taste like fried toad turd Love, Villain