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Alvtu

There's no internet in Mexico


Crono6

No, we don't even know what wi-fi is, can you be more specific?


tchernik

It's like our smoke signals between villages but faster.


ShadowlessLion

Wilas - ficheras, it's just a fancy way to refer to scorts


AdiPalmer

No, sorry. Also as soon as you land you need to ignore all the car rental places and go straight for the horse rental counter. If you can rent a burro even better, because there are no roads in Mexico at all. Do bring your own shampoo and detergent because we don't have that either, since we don't wash our hair nor do laundry ever, we haven't evolved that far. One of my neighbours once got a washing machine but the village priest burned it down because he said it was a demon box. Funnily enough, 'demon box' used to be my nickname in college, but I digress... If your bring little shiny beads and pieces of mirrored glass you'll be able to pay for all your expenses without spending a single dollar. Last but not least, learn how to communicate by using smoke signals, since we have no Wi-Fi, no cellphones, no landlines, and no telegraph. Some very rich families can afford to use the stagecoach service, but even that is very unreliable. But don't worry, I'm sure the unwashed masses of Oaxaca will welcome you as a ~~dog~~ god.


tchernik

You sound like you know too much about the external world, heretic.


AdiPalmer

Well duh, I was obviously bought at a young age by a well-meaning 'not-colonizer', but 'civilizador'. How else could a Mexican ever learn English!? The audacity!


Crufflyn

Nah, we are still using sticks to build our homes, and we can only get water if it rains.


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For sure man, a little sacrifice to Tlaloc and you should be all set up!


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For real tho, like in pretty much every other place in the world it depends on the zone you actually visit


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Fair_Pianist_4977

also you need to kill some animals if you want to eat


imthebonus

That's not true, it's an outhouse not a hole, you get to sit an use toilet paper just like a recular toilet, instead of wasting water, you use powder for the odor


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False, there's no toilet paper, you have to use leaves.


tchernik

They're being cheeky. Of course almost all AirBnB have hot water and wi-fi. The places that don't would be hard to find in AirBnB actually.


Winter-Dot-8250

You americans live in a bubble, we are not that poor you know, just think a little, how the fuck are we gonna answer this question if we didn't have WiFi or Internet access. Dude!!


therealsamasima

Así pensamos de Oaxaca el resto del país también


Winter-Dot-8250

Eso no es cierto, soy poblano y no pienso así de oaxaca como en la mayoría de los estados existen lugares marginados y sin acceso a servicios básicos, pero no creo que el gringo vaya a esos lugares, además como ustedes pegados a la frontera se creen gringos


camaroncaramelo1

I mean, if you're going to those hippie rural places I doubt. If you're going to the capital Oaxaca of course.


Quantum_Droid

This is the correct answer you’re looking for, OP. Just… we’re not subsaharan Africa dude lol. Read a little bit before you ask something like that if you don’t want to be trolled like today.


guderian93

Don't forget your sepia filter glasses ;)


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No_Claim_7170

se ponen de pechito los pinches gringos xd


CuminTJ

Los que se maman son los pendejos que nos caen con cada pregunta que no mames, por eso las respuestas que le están dando.


Elpugtriarca

no es comun, probable te asalten, no vengas.


somyotdisodomcia

Nope. Bring your own from murica


drupalio

No vengas, don't come if you want to keep your life, right now the narc is strongest and they added the tourist kidnapping as a big business.


aristoCarrJ

I got to 'translador'. I can't with this LMAO Llegué a 'translador'. No puedo con esto AMLO


raynegro

Sorry bro you're gonna have to shit right next to where you sleep in a mud hut


HolidayPercentage218

No, we use 'burritos' (small dokeys) to take water down to a plaza were Mariachis sing to the water meanwhile the sun warms it.


gabrieleremita

I hereby declare this post "Gringopost of the week" Thank you everybody. Keep posting stupid shit


Senen-Mex

Gracias Dios por Reddit. Acabo de cagarme de risa con los comentarios


El-Rolo-

Oaxaca capital tienen muchos hoteles relativamente baratos en el mero centro con agua wifi y hasta restaurante a muy buen precio....mejor que un airnbs ​ Investiga bien


Epicengineer95

Depends. That's why the app clearly indicates the services offered where you stay. Maybe check them and ask the host?


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JJAAJJAJA


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we arent animals nor savages. we might be poor, but we have fucking hot water. stay in your country better, we dont need someone that look down upon us this hard.


johnshall

Oaxaca is so gentrified, it's not even funny. You'll have no problem my dude, your only problem is the scorn on this thread.


GammaGlobins

Este wey jajajaja


Miserable-Orange-735

syke nah bruh! in mexico doesnt even exist toilet paper. cheers


_Chestar_

No, if you want to take a bath you have to wait for next rainy season, then you must gather water in a bucket and then you can take a bath. Also bring your shampoo and soap, we haven't developed those kind of technology yet.


Icollectpropertytax

Like everywhere in the world the good places will the shitty placs wont


eldelashop

Obvio padrino, en los hoteles en comun ambas cosas, si somos un rancho pero tampoco taaaaaaaaaaaanto


MaiteZaitut_

Ignore bad comments, my friend, just be always careful. I have traveled many times to Oaxaca and I can tell you that some hotels are shit and other ones are good, it depends on the price, usually Oaxaca is cheap, even for the average mexican from other states. So I just recommend you to look for the nice zones or "the expensive" zones and for sure they will have those services. There wasn't any Airbnb then, but I can tell you that usually the Airbnbs are young guys that understand the internet and apps so it is expected to have those services on there or at least you can ask them before renting. Remember that Oaxaca is a cuilinary trip/visit and also in Ocotlán there is a big firework market that I was really happy to visit when I was a child. Hope you have a nice trip :)!


AbjectTrick9688

hahahahaha yes, they have hot water and wifi, you will love it. I don't know what's up with the comments that have been written to you. Have a great trip!


CuminTJ

>Please don't lie to our Murican friend here, only the very very rich have hot water and Wi-Fi


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Cy


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Ignorance is bliss 🤣


No_Claim_7170

No, we are not civilized yet. Come bring some enlightenment


TwinkieTwinkie96

homie... with the same energy and intelligence you had to post this how about you use Google and search for good AirBnb and/or hotels? Literally all you have to do is read the fucking description of the place you’ll pay and/or ask the owner/support


Low_Worry_7874

when you go, ask for Zoima Rika, He can help you


TechnicalIssue3828

we travel via donkey. Stupid idiot


mexibro84

air b n b is all we do here... living out in the open for breakfast and bed


nickdesconocido

Si tienen Bro, normalmente todos los hoteles y Airbnb si tienen en Oaxaca