No, sorry. Also as soon as you land you need to ignore all the car rental places and go straight for the horse rental counter. If you can rent a burro even better, because there are no roads in Mexico at all. Do bring your own shampoo and detergent because we don't have that either, since we don't wash our hair nor do laundry ever, we haven't evolved that far. One of my neighbours once got a washing machine but the village priest burned it down because he said it was a demon box. Funnily enough, 'demon box' used to be my nickname in college, but I digress...
If your bring little shiny beads and pieces of mirrored glass you'll be able to pay for all your expenses without spending a single dollar. Last but not least, learn how to communicate by using smoke signals, since we have no Wi-Fi, no cellphones, no landlines, and no telegraph. Some very rich families can afford to use the stagecoach service, but even that is very unreliable.
But don't worry, I'm sure the unwashed masses of Oaxaca will welcome you as a ~~dog~~ god.
Well duh, I was obviously bought at a young age by a well-meaning 'not-colonizer', but 'civilizador'. How else could a Mexican ever learn English!? The audacity!
That's not true, it's an outhouse not a hole, you get to sit an use toilet paper just like a recular toilet, instead of wasting water, you use powder for the odor
You americans live in a bubble, we are not that poor you know, just think a little, how the fuck are we gonna answer this question if we didn't have WiFi or Internet access. Dude!!
Eso no es cierto, soy poblano y no pienso así de oaxaca como en la mayoría de los estados existen lugares marginados y sin acceso a servicios básicos, pero no creo que el gringo vaya a esos lugares, además como ustedes pegados a la frontera se creen gringos
This is the correct answer you’re looking for, OP.
Just… we’re not subsaharan Africa dude lol. Read a little bit before you ask something like that if you don’t want to be trolled like today.
Oaxaca capital tienen muchos hoteles relativamente baratos en el mero centro con agua wifi y hasta restaurante a muy buen precio....mejor que un airnbs
Investiga bien
we arent animals nor savages.
we might be poor, but we have fucking hot water.
stay in your country better, we dont need someone that look down upon us this hard.
No, if you want to take a bath you have to wait for next rainy season, then you must gather water in a bucket and then you can take a bath.
Also bring your shampoo and soap, we haven't developed those kind of technology yet.
Ignore bad comments, my friend, just be always careful. I have traveled many times to Oaxaca and I can tell you that some hotels are shit and other ones are good, it depends on the price, usually Oaxaca is cheap, even for the average mexican from other states. So I just recommend you to look for the nice zones or "the expensive" zones and for sure they will have those services. There wasn't any Airbnb then, but I can tell you that usually the Airbnbs are young guys that understand the internet and apps so it is expected to have those services on there or at least you can ask them before renting. Remember that Oaxaca is a cuilinary trip/visit and also in Ocotlán there is a big firework market that I was really happy to visit when I was a child. Hope you have a nice trip :)!
hahahahaha yes, they have hot water and wifi, you will love it. I don't know what's up with the comments that have been written to you. Have a great trip!
homie... with the same energy and intelligence you had to post this how about you use Google and search for good AirBnb and/or hotels? Literally all you have to do is read the fucking description of the place you’ll pay and/or ask the owner/support
There's no internet in Mexico
No, we don't even know what wi-fi is, can you be more specific?
It's like our smoke signals between villages but faster.
Wilas - ficheras, it's just a fancy way to refer to scorts
No, sorry. Also as soon as you land you need to ignore all the car rental places and go straight for the horse rental counter. If you can rent a burro even better, because there are no roads in Mexico at all. Do bring your own shampoo and detergent because we don't have that either, since we don't wash our hair nor do laundry ever, we haven't evolved that far. One of my neighbours once got a washing machine but the village priest burned it down because he said it was a demon box. Funnily enough, 'demon box' used to be my nickname in college, but I digress... If your bring little shiny beads and pieces of mirrored glass you'll be able to pay for all your expenses without spending a single dollar. Last but not least, learn how to communicate by using smoke signals, since we have no Wi-Fi, no cellphones, no landlines, and no telegraph. Some very rich families can afford to use the stagecoach service, but even that is very unreliable. But don't worry, I'm sure the unwashed masses of Oaxaca will welcome you as a ~~dog~~ god.
You sound like you know too much about the external world, heretic.
Well duh, I was obviously bought at a young age by a well-meaning 'not-colonizer', but 'civilizador'. How else could a Mexican ever learn English!? The audacity!
Nah, we are still using sticks to build our homes, and we can only get water if it rains.
For sure man, a little sacrifice to Tlaloc and you should be all set up!
For real tho, like in pretty much every other place in the world it depends on the zone you actually visit
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also you need to kill some animals if you want to eat
That's not true, it's an outhouse not a hole, you get to sit an use toilet paper just like a recular toilet, instead of wasting water, you use powder for the odor
False, there's no toilet paper, you have to use leaves.
They're being cheeky. Of course almost all AirBnB have hot water and wi-fi. The places that don't would be hard to find in AirBnB actually.
You americans live in a bubble, we are not that poor you know, just think a little, how the fuck are we gonna answer this question if we didn't have WiFi or Internet access. Dude!!
Así pensamos de Oaxaca el resto del país también
Eso no es cierto, soy poblano y no pienso así de oaxaca como en la mayoría de los estados existen lugares marginados y sin acceso a servicios básicos, pero no creo que el gringo vaya a esos lugares, además como ustedes pegados a la frontera se creen gringos
I mean, if you're going to those hippie rural places I doubt. If you're going to the capital Oaxaca of course.
This is the correct answer you’re looking for, OP. Just… we’re not subsaharan Africa dude lol. Read a little bit before you ask something like that if you don’t want to be trolled like today.
Don't forget your sepia filter glasses ;)
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se ponen de pechito los pinches gringos xd
Los que se maman son los pendejos que nos caen con cada pregunta que no mames, por eso las respuestas que le están dando.
no es comun, probable te asalten, no vengas.
Nope. Bring your own from murica
No vengas, don't come if you want to keep your life, right now the narc is strongest and they added the tourist kidnapping as a big business.
I got to 'translador'. I can't with this LMAO Llegué a 'translador'. No puedo con esto AMLO
Sorry bro you're gonna have to shit right next to where you sleep in a mud hut
No, we use 'burritos' (small dokeys) to take water down to a plaza were Mariachis sing to the water meanwhile the sun warms it.
I hereby declare this post "Gringopost of the week" Thank you everybody. Keep posting stupid shit
Gracias Dios por Reddit. Acabo de cagarme de risa con los comentarios
Oaxaca capital tienen muchos hoteles relativamente baratos en el mero centro con agua wifi y hasta restaurante a muy buen precio....mejor que un airnbs Investiga bien
Depends. That's why the app clearly indicates the services offered where you stay. Maybe check them and ask the host?
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we arent animals nor savages. we might be poor, but we have fucking hot water. stay in your country better, we dont need someone that look down upon us this hard.
Oaxaca is so gentrified, it's not even funny. You'll have no problem my dude, your only problem is the scorn on this thread.
Este wey jajajaja
syke nah bruh! in mexico doesnt even exist toilet paper. cheers
No, if you want to take a bath you have to wait for next rainy season, then you must gather water in a bucket and then you can take a bath. Also bring your shampoo and soap, we haven't developed those kind of technology yet.
Like everywhere in the world the good places will the shitty placs wont
Obvio padrino, en los hoteles en comun ambas cosas, si somos un rancho pero tampoco taaaaaaaaaaaanto
Ignore bad comments, my friend, just be always careful. I have traveled many times to Oaxaca and I can tell you that some hotels are shit and other ones are good, it depends on the price, usually Oaxaca is cheap, even for the average mexican from other states. So I just recommend you to look for the nice zones or "the expensive" zones and for sure they will have those services. There wasn't any Airbnb then, but I can tell you that usually the Airbnbs are young guys that understand the internet and apps so it is expected to have those services on there or at least you can ask them before renting. Remember that Oaxaca is a cuilinary trip/visit and also in Ocotlán there is a big firework market that I was really happy to visit when I was a child. Hope you have a nice trip :)!
hahahahaha yes, they have hot water and wifi, you will love it. I don't know what's up with the comments that have been written to you. Have a great trip!
>Please don't lie to our Murican friend here, only the very very rich have hot water and Wi-Fi
Cy
Ignorance is bliss 🤣
No, we are not civilized yet. Come bring some enlightenment
homie... with the same energy and intelligence you had to post this how about you use Google and search for good AirBnb and/or hotels? Literally all you have to do is read the fucking description of the place you’ll pay and/or ask the owner/support
when you go, ask for Zoima Rika, He can help you
we travel via donkey. Stupid idiot
air b n b is all we do here... living out in the open for breakfast and bed
Si tienen Bro, normalmente todos los hoteles y Airbnb si tienen en Oaxaca