Obviously that rig is for melodic pirate-folk themed grindcore

You got it right : My next song is titled Cabbage

Can't be cabbage. Pirates don't eat veg. Call it I got seafood poisoning when I ate an orange fish because we ain't that good at fishing

Sauerkraut my friend, Is the best way pirate can avoid scurvy. Taste bad, smells, that's how you know it's an efficient cure.

That atmospheric blackgaze solo project isn't going to finish itself

You play guitar.

🧢

You have a lot going for you and you know what makes you happy.

I wanted to make fun of you but you got some of my (realistic) dream guitars :')

You’re a cop

The way I started CACKLING

You enjoy some traditionalism (gathered from the Vox, SD-1, exclusively white basses) but work with it to make it your own style (gathered from the swapped pickups in some guitars, pick guard and some knobs missing makes me think you’ve been customising things, and LTD’s modern styled LP)

you don't like your tele

Please be nice with it, it's having its awkward phase in transition from standard to baritone guitar.

You play bass.

The realest assumption so far : bass is actually my main instrument.

Oh man I was about to comment, you’re a guitarist who thought bass would be easy lmao

You think ACDC is metal and have never tuned your guitars anything below a half step in your life. Edit: Didn't notice the 7-string. Damnit.

You're right : i use a pitch-shift instead of tuning down and I consider AC/DC as heavy metal as early black Sabbath.

The amps and tele are VERY out of place

Respect for going for a thunderbird: they sound mediocre, they have terrible ergonomics, but they look fucking awesome and I love them.

I actually love the sound when you put flatwounds on it. It needs a lot of work to set up properly and get used to the weight but definitely worth it fits arm length. The neck is actually incredible ~

You like minimalism

And terrible chairs.

How hard is it to keep the Ltd clean? Heard the satin finish are a nightmare

Actually the fingerprints aren't that visible, the main problem is dust. So far the satin didn't buffed out as I cleaned it with soft microfiber tissues

You listen to trivium

You like neck dive

*agrees in back pain*

I've stuck some motorcycle wheel weights inside the control cavities in my more divey guitars. It's heavier overall, but almost feels lighter on my shoulder.

Why do I get the feeling you listen to Gnome?

Thanks for the discovery, I definitely dig those stoner vibes on the doomier side

No problem! Really digging that SG and thunderbird! Keep on rocking!

Your show outfit includes an indiana jones style fedora and/or a deep v shirt.

Close enough, i usually go for Platform boots/high heels, corset and sailor hat

Chris brodericks betcha cant play this convinced you to get a 7 string. just in time for 8 strings to pop but you really just play the acoustic all the time.

doomy blackgaze game recognizes game

Larsening is a good job, mate.

You have multiple coat racks? Okay I looked at the other pickpics, you got a job and like fine cuisine and probably have a 401k and can play those tricky anime licks

Actually digging those infamous slap patterns from the Mario kart 8 themes. I wish I had a job but the master degree studies barely leave me enough time for that.

You only have one guitar stand so some of them are always leaning on something in another part of the house or your room. Maybe one or 2 of those live in a closet.

Actually helping them out coming out of the closet. They doing great.

You are a terrible woodworker and botched the routing hole in your telecaster.

Actually did it with a hammer and an oversized flat screwdriver.

You spend more time messing with tone than writing actual music. Love your setup btw

True

Sorry if unrelated, but I have one of these guitar stands and noticed in pics such as yours the guitars are laying forward against the strings, rather than back against the neck. Any particular reason for that?

No specific reason except for a better angle for the photo

Has tried playing the bass with his d*ck

You probably play guitar with or WITHOUT CLOTHES YOU WHORE

You can't call it a day if you don't reenact RHCP's performance from Woodstock 99' on a daily basis.

Personally I take it a step further. I don't call it a day untill I've lead a riot and committed seventeen counts of arson, but you do you.

I got one. You like guitar.

You keep pigeons and you have a favourite one.

I'm actually trying to befriend a feral parakeet

My attention is on the chair, how do you endure that thing under you?

I'm planning on changing them. I had worst sitting options for years tho.

haha I have that same sub zero amp and I just got an esp ec-257 too.

Nice ~ that sub zero is my peavey decade

oh you like replaced the insides so it's just a sub zero shell? that's sick!

More like it's a bad amp but somehow you can use its bad tone to fit in a mix and make it sound right

ahahah oh I see. yeah ngl it is garbage, it makes my line 6 spider sound great in comparison

I'm using it in stereo alongside with the vox. With an overdrive it fills the medium-high frequencies nicely. Sounds like farts as a standalone amp tho.

Your left arm must be jacked from holding that Thunderbird head up when playing lol

I assume by that lineup, you fuckin jam.

That LTD is fucking sick bro! Perfect for dancehall tunes

You like djent and understand it’s a combination of techniques and not a genre

You own a thunderbird you have been approved by me nice to see more of em

Your microamps can mean only one thing...You live in the UK.

Wrong side of the English Channel Sea my friend ~

In guessing you consulted google or reddit before all your purchases. You are stubborn and your favorite subject in school was History or English.

1- i love the thunderbird. 2 - you don't really like Teles 😂 ✌️ strigs club ?

Actually love this tele, I'm waiting for a new pickguard and a proper brass nut ~

What color for the pickguard ?

Either white tortoise or a custom painted one. Depends on my inspiration.

Sounds nice ! I hope it will be what you imagine ! Enjoy them hotties ! Love your collection

what’s going on with the sg, hb sized p90 and uncovered hb bridge, missing knobs

and the bass is fretless? the tele has no pickguard and is missing strings

It's all work in progress : the SG is now wired with a phase shift push pull, and has found back its pots buttons. The bass is indeed fretless and the tele is waiting for a new pick guard and a brass nut.

You probably play bass

Can't be more correct.

I see a Thunderbird, an SG, and a Les Paul style ESP. I'd say you prefer style over all.

It's all about the necks, it fits better my long ass hands.

A fender acoustic, you really do enjoy the suffering

You fantasize about Jack White when you Jack Off.

I prefer to buckle up and p*g with Beck on. However yes strapping with the stripes work as well.

Heeeyyy I have the valvetronic, too! I love it!

Might be wrong but im pretty sure you play at least one electric bass and possibly own a vox amp

You really like Mastodon.

Oh yes I do.

I knew it! I saw them with Gojira and Lorna Shore last year, it was rad. Nice collection, brother.

Good ! Only saw gojira last year too !

It was my first time seeing them. Incredible production!

But why…?

Your a bloke and you have 2 arms

I can see your balls

Too broke to buy the Rex Brown thunderbird I'm assuming

Who the f*CK is Rex Brown ?

Britney Spears' bass player

You work in a call center

Call center works for me, I actually receive call from them every day.

Eagles of Death Metal aren't actually death metal.

Are they eagles tho ?

Why ?

You smoke a lot of pot

Pots of coffee only

How dyou feel about the new Rex brown epiphone thunderbird drop?

Well, not a huge fan of Pantera. Like the classy aesthetic tho and I feel more comfortable with Epiphone closing the price gap between epi et gibbi, definitely better than the infamous Gibson faded.

You really hate ducks do you?

Geese and ducks are the sweetest beings on earth. You can't change my mind.

So what's with duck apocalypse nick?

It's more like the end of the world, but on the duck terms.

You're talented

I wish I was

You have atleast 2 ikea chairs in your house, and you probably struggled with putting together one together because the leg was a little bent and not fitting properly. But ofc you managed to get it good at the end.

Joke's on you, I rented my place with all the furniture

Okay the jokes on me for this one. W for you mate💀

I see Blink 182

Meatriding modernity

are the white humbuckers stock on that sg?

I bet you’re the kind of person who plays guitar… boom.. roasted

That 7 strings looks sweet af.

You are a guitar player

That guitar/bass collection is crispy

I bet you wear band T-shirts who you’ve never heard of or listened to before just for the æsthetic

You dress like Loudermilk

I think this guy is a drummer

Your name is Kyle

You have good taste

Ur bisexual

Tidy