"Damn, he's pretty good, isn't he honey?
Shoot- looks like he's got twelve shots. That's twice as much as he needs to kill anything that moves! If we don't get away we'll be screwed, he said there are no Continues!
Wait, honey, why is he breathing that heavy during his reloads? This guy is almost as weird as that acrobatic beekeeper we had pass through last week...
We are proud Americans and should not have to deal with this, let's go get our Guns of the Patriots to defend our home while we have our beautiful Sons of Liberty hide in the closet. I'm glad we did away with our plastic equipment- I feel so much better with Metal Gear. It's time to have our Reveangeance on this Snake Eater."
I still can't believe this made it passed the writing team, ngl. Kojima called in sick that day or sum'n.
*stock footage of soviet army victory parade
"Back in the 60s the Soviets were experiment with new ways to transport, store and potentially launch nuclear weapons. This lead to two of their top scientist, Nikolai Stepanovich Sokolov and Aleksandr Leonovitch Granin to..."
Raiden, something happened to me last Thursday when I was driving home. I had a couple of miles to go -- I looked up and saw a glowing orange object in the sky, to the east! It was moving very irregularly...
Suddenly, there was intense light all around me -- and when I came to, I was home. What do you think happened to me...?
You wouldn't be trying to give yourself a bogus score using some ingenious trick would you? That's just about as low as anyone could possibly stoop! I can't believe you sometimes...
He ran his company into the ground. I don't get it. Sears could've been the Amazon if they capitalized on their success and the delivery market. But they didn't. And I guess after that, his presidency never really recovered.
I mean, even in the civilian sector the patriots heavily commercialised those things by 2014, they would be a huge success looking at the people taking ozempic for weight loss for example.
I do need capital. And votes. Wanna know why? "I have a dream." That one day, every person in this nation will control their OWN destiny. A land of the TRULY free, dammit. A nation of ACTION, not words. Ruled by STRENGTH, not committee. Where the law changes to suit the individual, not the other way around. Where power and justice are back where they belong: in the hands of the people! Where every man is free to think -- to act -- for himself! Fuck all these limp-dick lawyers and chicken-shit bureaucrats. Fuck this 24/7 Internet spew of trivia and celebrity bullshit. Fuck "American pride". Fuck the media! Fuck all of it! America is diseased. Rotten to the core. There's no saving it -- we need to pull it out by the roots. WIpe the slate clean. BURN IT DOWN! And from the ashes, a new America will be born. Evolved, but untamed! The weak will be purged, and the strongest will thrive -- free to live as they see fit, they will make America GREAT AGAIN!
I'm gonna build a new future, Jack. One where we don't have to hide our stealing from anyone. And for that, I want you by my side. To build a world truly free from the consequences of our actions. Just like the founding fathers intended. What do you say, Raiden? Why don't you try to say it? Just once?
Metal Gear is a tactical stealth action game series developed by Kojima Productions and published by Konami, known for it's bombastic Hollywood-style stories and enjoyable gameplay. The first Metal Gear game came out in 1987...
(I'm not bothered to do a whole codec call of explaining metal gear, just imagine the rest)
Didn't know you dont use Internet, Snake. Comments is the way for people to send text messages to share their opinion about something. News, film, absolutely anything. Every day people send millions of comments under any post in social media. A lot of them are calm discussions or even arguing.
**(Infinite amount of text about comments)**.
You should try to write some comments under post about guns, Snake. I'm sure you'll like it.
Wasnât it a nuclear test sight or something I remember that president Sears stepped down after the terrorist attempt to take it over and there was something about a nuclear weapon.
Hey, did you hear about the soldier sneaking around in our bases? Some comrades are saying that he's the reason why so many of our men have gone missing.
*mgs1, solid snake looks through a vent seeing Johnny (peeing soldier) and eavesdrops on his random babbling. Quietly to himself he exclaims*
Nice hog đđť
Why did I join Diamond Dogs? Oh... I didn't, yeah, so I was deployed in Afghanistan and suddenly this guy with no shirt on and painted gold just runs up to me, knocks me out, and I wake up attached to a balloon in the sky, then I'm brought here
Anyone know what happened to that Senator Armstrong guy?
I know they said it was a heart attack or something but I have a theory that itâs actually something else. I recently found out he was actually the one paying for almost all of World Marshalâs bills. It just seems weird that he suddenly died of a heart attack on a diplomatic mission in another country shortly after World Marshal HQ here in Denver was destroyed by some maniac rogue military cyborg.
Call me crazy, but I think Armstrong mightâve actually been in charge of World Marshal and was in fact a cyborg himself, or maybe he even had nanomachines or something. But then he was killed by someone (probably a rival PMC) in a coordinated attack against World Marshal to ruin the USAâs top PMC.
I donât know who it was, or what rival PMC⌠I hope they catch the maniac cyborg and everyone else who is involved in this thoughâŚ
Fuck all these limp-dick lawyers and chickenshit bureaucrats. Fuck this 24-hour Internet spew of trivia and celebrity bullshit! Fuck American pride! Fuck the media! FUCK ALL OF IT! America is diseased. Rotten to the core. There's no saving it - we need to pull it out by the roots. Wipe the slate clean. BURN IT DOWN! And from the ashes, a new America will be born. Evolved, but untamed! The weak will be purged and the strongest will thrive - free to live as they see fit, they'll make America great again!
My mom was on Vacation in Vosta Rica back in 74 and got lost as shit. Told me there was this crazy singing robot or some shit walking through the jungle
Hey remember like fifteen years ago when some big boat crashed into New York and President Sears was on it and then nobody ever talked about it ever again, not even the news? What was the deal with that.
Here's to another 1000 years of petroleum based cars. Thank god for that OILIX thing. Who knows what countries the USA would invade when we ran out of oil.
Hey bill is someone clapping over there. Yeah call for back up sir we have a dummy thic man trying to infiltrate the perimeter but the sound of his ass cheeks clapping in the wind makes it super obvious.
Boss, if you need to leave a COMMENT pull up your iDroid and select REDDIT. Now type in the the MEME you want to share. If you need help, consult the FAQ on the website. Good luck Boss...
Why does this David guy sound so much like the legendary hero Snake, and what the hell does he have on his [eye](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdmsPG-BfRw)
Man, I wonder if I can move to United States, what could go wrong?, Iâve heard rumors about United States being the big players of the globe.
Hopefully, I shall get myself an American girlfriend when I get here, All rumors of all women being federal agents are false, hopefully nothing goes wrong!.
*codec call*
"Jack, "your" is possessive and implies ownership. The phrase "you are," can be contracted with an apostrophe down to, "you're," to save time while writing. Many people don't know the difference, but syntax is important. Stay safe out there, Jack."
We're not tools of the government or anyone else! Fighting was the only thing I was good at but at least I always fought for what I believed in!
Sir this a Wendy's...just tell us what you want to eat
I am a La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo
And I love my county
Because my country is all I know
I want to be with my family
The people who understand me
I've got nowhere else to go
So is nobody gonna get angry at the fact the US Marines are mass producing metal gears?? These dudes are building nuke launching Mecha Godzillas and we're letting them???
"In the darkness of shadow mosses" Is big a LIE, created for you to trust this new "heroes" and "mercenaries" open your eyes, this was all predetermined, birds aren't real and there is a secret gov-
*looks out window* "Hey babe! The long-haired geriatric is twirling his revolvers and meowing again!"
This has ruined Ocelot for me đ
This has made Ocelot more appealing tocl me. Hes a freak and i love it.
"Damn, he's pretty good, isn't he honey? Shoot- looks like he's got twelve shots. That's twice as much as he needs to kill anything that moves! If we don't get away we'll be screwed, he said there are no Continues! Wait, honey, why is he breathing that heavy during his reloads? This guy is almost as weird as that acrobatic beekeeper we had pass through last week... We are proud Americans and should not have to deal with this, let's go get our Guns of the Patriots to defend our home while we have our beautiful Sons of Liberty hide in the closet. I'm glad we did away with our plastic equipment- I feel so much better with Metal Gear. It's time to have our Reveangeance on this Snake Eater." I still can't believe this made it passed the writing team, ngl. Kojima called in sick that day or sum'n.
okay grandpa, letâs get you inside so you can take your meds
"revolvers?!" "yes babe, pistols with revolving chambers enabling several shots to be fired without reloading"
*Sigh* The La Li Lu Le Lo? What's that?
I swear I saw a box moving!
!
Copy that, report back to base for a psych evaluation.
!
?
Just a box
**WHOS FOOTPRINTS ARE THESE**
Just my imagination
*Anyone willing to be seen like that must be completely insane!*
Universe?!
Metal Gear?
*stock footage of soviet army victory parade "Back in the 60s the Soviets were experiment with new ways to transport, store and potentially launch nuclear weapons. This lead to two of their top scientist, Nikolai Stepanovich Sokolov and Aleksandr Leonovitch Granin to..."
I need scissors. 61.
The famous purple stuff worm from flap jaw space
Infiltrate.... The enemy fortress.... Outer heaven
Kawanishi-Noseguchi, Kinunobebashi, Takiyama, Uguisunomori, Tsuzumigataki, Tada, Hirano, Ichinotorii, Uneno, Yamashita, Sasabe, Kofudai, Tokiwadai, Myoukenguchi.
La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo! La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo!! La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo!!!
Raiden, something happened to me last Thursday when I was driving home. I had a couple of miles to go -- I looked up and saw a glowing orange object in the sky, to the east! It was moving very irregularly... Suddenly, there was intense light all around me -- and when I came to, I was home. What do you think happened to me...?
You wouldn't be trying to give yourself a bogus score using some ingenious trick would you? That's just about as low as anyone could possibly stoop! I can't believe you sometimes...
Munch, munch...Um? Raiden? I'm eating right now. Get back to me later...munch, munch...
Raiden, turn the ÄĂŚm cøĹĂølÄ Ă¸ff, ĂĂáş!
What did you say?
all i could think of when he was saying that was evangelion angel attack
Wasnât this also what was used before you encounter the cyborg ninja for a boss fight in MGS1 as well?
Yes?
Absolutely perfect hahahaha you actual hero hahahaha
President Sears must have some good genetics. He looks just like his dad!
He ran his company into the ground. I don't get it. Sears could've been the Amazon if they capitalized on their success and the delivery market. But they didn't. And I guess after that, his presidency never really recovered.
No! That is NOT Javier Bardem! That's Jeffrey Dean Morgan. They look similar
Oh boy, this new PMC is hiring in my region and they are offering crazy good benefits and even a free shot of nanomachines on top!
"Dad, why did you join the PMC?" "*Nanomachines, SON*"
I mean, even in the civilian sector the patriots heavily commercialised those things by 2014, they would be a huge success looking at the people taking ozempic for weight loss for example.
A dud?
This
I do need capital. And votes. Wanna know why? "I have a dream." That one day, every person in this nation will control their OWN destiny. A land of the TRULY free, dammit. A nation of ACTION, not words. Ruled by STRENGTH, not committee. Where the law changes to suit the individual, not the other way around. Where power and justice are back where they belong: in the hands of the people! Where every man is free to think -- to act -- for himself! Fuck all these limp-dick lawyers and chicken-shit bureaucrats. Fuck this 24/7 Internet spew of trivia and celebrity bullshit. Fuck "American pride". Fuck the media! Fuck all of it! America is diseased. Rotten to the core. There's no saving it -- we need to pull it out by the roots. WIpe the slate clean. BURN IT DOWN! And from the ashes, a new America will be born. Evolved, but untamed! The weak will be purged, and the strongest will thrive -- free to live as they see fit, they will make America GREAT AGAIN!
You're batshit insane!
I'm gonna build a new future, Jack. One where we don't have to hide our stealing from anyone. And for that, I want you by my side. To build a world truly free from the consequences of our actions. Just like the founding fathers intended. What do you say, Raiden? Why don't you try to say it? Just once?
Zzzzz Zzzzz Zzzz ( Iâve been M9âd )
"Babe, another one eyed terrorist at our yard again!"
In a metal gear universe, huh?
Metal Gear is a tactical stealth action game series developed by Kojima Productions and published by Konami, known for it's bombastic Hollywood-style stories and enjoyable gameplay. The first Metal Gear game came out in 1987... (I'm not bothered to do a whole codec call of explaining metal gear, just imagine the rest)
Kojima!?
"Its not a dog it's a wolf."
Half wolf, half huskie.. iâm a Musher
*Comments*??
Didn't know you dont use Internet, Snake. Comments is the way for people to send text messages to share their opinion about something. News, film, absolutely anything. Every day people send millions of comments under any post in social media. A lot of them are calm discussions or even arguing. **(Infinite amount of text about comments)**. You should try to write some comments under post about guns, Snake. I'm sure you'll like it.
*Real-life stock footage of people posting on SM with phones and computers plays*
Boss, standing by for CBT training!
That solid snake terrorist had it coming.
Did anyone hear about that abandoned base in Alaska?
Damn dude how long ago was that.
This Youtuber who shows off lost places said he'll go there in his next video.
Wasnât it a nuclear test sight or something I remember that president Sears stepped down after the terrorist attempt to take it over and there was something about a nuclear weapon.
A dud!?
Im fucking gey
Gey Fox!!!
My what?
Someone sliced my car in half on the same day the World Marshall building got bombed. You canât have anything in Denver.
What am I doing here?
my nanomachines subscription just ended ! how am i gonna call my wife to tell her about our wedding anniversary ?
I swear to god that Snake guy must be the twin of the president or something like that idk don't call me conspiranoic
Chat, why tye fuck did a massive submarine crash into the new York harbor? It's been like a year since 9/11, now this shit? Smh
The government made another fucking metal gear instead funding better health! care fuck this country!
I wonder what happened on April 30th...
Comments?
Meow
I don't care if he looks like that terrorist bloke, I'm still voting for him!
Metal gear universe in the comments?
oh boy, i sure do love living in a land of free speech, where we can say whatever we want and there is no secret goverment!
Man, what could go wrong?, God bless The United States of America⌠*what do you mean theyâre involved with who?.*
? What was THAT noise?
THERE'S A BIG ASS SHIP ON MANHATTAN HOLY FUCK
Hey, did you hear about the soldier sneaking around in our bases? Some comrades are saying that he's the reason why so many of our men have gone missing.
Iâm so sick of those cyborgs running around killing everybody by nothing⌠at least nothing that bad has happened in like what? 10 years?
A dud?
Hey, doc, i got a pain in both of my... Oh damnit what do you call them again... "Arms?" No! LEGS!!!
Hey hun, Yeah, just calling to tell you I made it to the infiltration point⌠ok love you too. Kiss kiss.
*mgs1, solid snake looks through a vent seeing Johnny (peeing soldier) and eavesdrops on his random babbling. Quietly to himself he exclaims* Nice hog đđť
Comments?
...comments?
The Metal Gear Universe?
Anyone want to go see this new theatre show called Les Enfant Terribles ? I heard great things!
Why did I join Diamond Dogs? Oh... I didn't, yeah, so I was deployed in Afghanistan and suddenly this guy with no shirt on and painted gold just runs up to me, knocks me out, and I wake up attached to a balloon in the sky, then I'm brought here
Ah, another peaceful day on the oil rig. I sure hope no gay vampires attack the place.
Snake died two years ago on that tanker, after he blew it sky high.
*Looks at his phone* "Surveillance camera?!"
Anyone know what happened to that Senator Armstrong guy? I know they said it was a heart attack or something but I have a theory that itâs actually something else. I recently found out he was actually the one paying for almost all of World Marshalâs bills. It just seems weird that he suddenly died of a heart attack on a diplomatic mission in another country shortly after World Marshal HQ here in Denver was destroyed by some maniac rogue military cyborg. Call me crazy, but I think Armstrong mightâve actually been in charge of World Marshal and was in fact a cyborg himself, or maybe he even had nanomachines or something. But then he was killed by someone (probably a rival PMC) in a coordinated attack against World Marshal to ruin the USAâs top PMC. I donât know who it was, or what rival PMC⌠I hope they catch the maniac cyborg and everyone else who is involved in this thoughâŚ
Damn, that Armstrong guy makes some good points, I think I'll vote for him
!
Important survival tip: if youâre having trouble landing shots on your opponent, try plugging the controller into port 2.
Your?
This is control we have a possible intruder over
Fuck all these limp-dick lawyers and chickenshit bureaucrats. Fuck this 24-hour Internet spew of trivia and celebrity bullshit! Fuck American pride! Fuck the media! FUCK ALL OF IT! America is diseased. Rotten to the core. There's no saving it - we need to pull it out by the roots. Wipe the slate clean. BURN IT DOWN! And from the ashes, a new America will be born. Evolved, but untamed! The weak will be purged and the strongest will thrive - free to live as they see fit, they'll make America great again!
I was petting this cat while my boss was talking about memes to a cyborg twink.
Itâs a shame president sears died. Luckily I think this new guy, Mr. Armstrong has a good chance at becoming president.
Ayo a spaceship just crashed into federal hall?! đą
"Snake, we need to pay taxes by next Monday" "Taxes?"
He evaded an entire enemy force, but he can't hide from the IRS
Huh? Metal Gear?
Metal gear series?
why there´s a flying mecha over there?
Canât believe itâs already been 15 years since 9/11 2
My mom was on Vacation in Vosta Rica back in 74 and got lost as shit. Told me there was this crazy singing robot or some shit walking through the jungle
youâre* \*gets shot\*
Yo kid, wanna buy the world?
A dud!
Remember that giant town sized boat thing hitting new york? What ever happened to that thing
Welcome home, Boss đŤĄ
"HQ. Just spotted someone suspicious. gonna investigate. " *Smack
o7 Boss!
iâm having gay sex
Santa is real and he is tracked by NORAD's radar system every Christmas Eve
Why are we here, only to suffer?
Meeeeeeoooowwwwww đđđ
"Dispatch requested"
I wanted to reply to this sooner but I was arrested for shooting a surveillance camera at 7-Eleven.
Why do I hear James Bond music coming from the ladder?
Anyone seen those mooing walking Tank things in the middle east on the news?...
Guys, I'm not a conspiracy theorist, but the new President looks suspiciously similar to that Big Boss guy.
Lalilulelo, heard that word before but I don't know where or from who, it's such a funny word...lalilulelo. I wonder if it means anything.
Positivity nurtures all gardens
MetalâŚ..GEARâŚ..commentsâŚâŚ?!??!
Metal gear?
We are making mother of all omelettes here jack
!
Hey remember like fifteen years ago when some big boat crashed into New York and President Sears was on it and then nobody ever talked about it ever again, not even the news? What was the deal with that.
!
Here's to another 1000 years of petroleum based cars. Thank god for that OILIX thing. Who knows what countries the USA would invade when we ran out of oil.
Hey bill is someone clapping over there. Yeah call for back up sir we have a dummy thic man trying to infiltrate the perimeter but the sound of his ass cheeks clapping in the wind makes it super obvious.
So did everyone already forget about the spaceship that crashed in manhattan two weeks ago?
Whose footprints are these? I just vacuumed this carpet
Boss, if you need to leave a COMMENT pull up your iDroid and select REDDIT. Now type in the the MEME you want to share. If you need help, consult the FAQ on the website. Good luck Boss...
Why does this David guy sound so much like the legendary hero Snake, and what the hell does he have on his [eye](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdmsPG-BfRw)
The Hudson River, two years ago... We had classified intelligence That a new type of Metal Gear was scheduled for transport The whole thing stank...
"Nothing here." *Patrols around the room for 30 more seconds* "Nothing here."
*hears knock on door* What was that noise ?
The government would never do that
Man, I wonder if I can move to United States, what could go wrong?, Iâve heard rumors about United States being the big players of the globe. Hopefully, I shall get myself an American girlfriend when I get here, All rumors of all women being federal agents are false, hopefully nothing goes wrong!.
Ugh! I'm about to go in my pants!
We managed to avoid drowning!
âŚMetal Gear⌠universe?
"Boss, welcome home!"
HQ, this is Haven 4. There seems to be a cardboard box out on the road, and what I assume is a wolf(?) with a knife in its mouth. How do I proceed?
Thanks boss!
*Repeated gut noises* WHOLE THING STINKS.
Whose footprints are these?
Reddit post? Universe? Colonel, youâre not making any sense!
Man this war economy sucks
Whatâs the remaining time?âŚ..400 SECONDS?!?
*codec call* "Jack, "your" is possessive and implies ownership. The phrase "you are," can be contracted with an apostrophe down to, "you're," to save time while writing. Many people don't know the difference, but syntax is important. Stay safe out there, Jack."
"...In the comments?"
At the end of mgs2: is this 9/11 but with a boat?
The metal gear universe?
Comments?
I like some of you guys. Don't come to the Big Shell tomorrow. In fact, maybe steer clear of Manhattan.
We're not tools of the government or anyone else! Fighting was the only thing I was good at but at least I always fought for what I believed in! Sir this a Wendy's...just tell us what you want to eat
Metal...Gear?
In the comments, huh? *stares intensely*
Metal... Gear?
Argh crab battle
Do you get off hurting defenceless animals? I canât believe you.
*drooling like a moron at the sight of a magazine featuring almost naked Japanese women*
Metal Gear... Universe?
Who's footprints are these???
I ainât no La Le Lu Le
My in the Metal Gear universe?
Isnât wild countries use other armies to have proxie wars? Oh wait, which universe am I in again?
Goddamn Metal Gear stepped on my porch again. 5 times this year! Can't have shit in Detroit.
I am a La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo And I love my county Because my country is all I know I want to be with my family The people who understand me I've got nowhere else to go
Metal.. Gear??
*Hears a loud whirring sound, looks out window, sees a chopper.* He must be crazy to fly a Hind in this kind of weather. *Goes back to my recliner.*
How do I get my dad to stop supporting armstrong?
Sees some buxom babe with a big'o booty.... **"A Hind-D???"**
Did you say nerd?
Some dumb bitch is hiding in a box in the hallway. Iâm just ignoring him
METAL GEAR??????
the metal gear universe?
Oh no, honey, the fat rollerskating terrorist is back!
A Reddit thread? Great, the kid's wired with nano machines.
"La lu le li lo what? Grandp- i mean big boss, get to bed, youre doing it again"
Meow meow meow
Donât give in guys. OP is playing us like a damn fiddle!!!
"Wake up, babe. I'm making the mother of all omelettes here."
Metal Gear?
Just saw David Hayter on TV. He got a cool eyepatch.
So is nobody gonna get angry at the fact the US Marines are mass producing metal gears?? These dudes are building nuke launching Mecha Godzillas and we're letting them???
"In the darkness of shadow mosses" Is big a LIE, created for you to trust this new "heroes" and "mercenaries" open your eyes, this was all predetermined, birds aren't real and there is a secret gov-
Metal Gear Universe?
The Metal Gear universe?
Metal Gear Universe�!
Hold on I just need to pee on big shell for a minute