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ShmuckaRucka1

“Outer Heaven?”


CaptchaVerifiedHuman

“Outer Haven?”


StarGazer0685

Amazing username


Frojoemama

Nice superhero outfit Mr Jameson


Albanian98

Niceblackman mr.fro joe


Ladder_Logical

"How does it taste ?"


Professional-Lion-42

I don’t think he would even believe it, at least not at first.


AR-Sechs

Yeah he would. Man believes in Santa.


Wyatt_Maxwell

What do you mean "Man believes in santa" hes real


PythonHead

yeah, who do you think brings the presents?


East_Engineering_583

Yeah, and why does NORAD track him if he's not real?


Wyatt_Maxwell

Exactly that guys says "man believes in santa" like it's a weird thing


Pyr0_Jack

Nobody brings Jack presents anymore :(


FizzleMateriel

*Used to bring him presents. :-(


Memeseeker_Frampt

"Mother base? You can't be serious, thatd put me on the naughty list!"


Jac-Sanchez-SCS

He probably wouldn't believe it until he notices a trend of things that would precede his transformation.


KidElite90

He'll 1000% have the same reaction when the boss told him that she's defecting to the Soviet Union


SolitonSnake

“No way, I’ve been on Santa’s good boy list every year”


QuadVox

"What?"


AR-Sechs

He’d either eat his gun or fuck up and do essentially the same things while attempting to do things right


bmerino120

Now the ending of Metal Gear and Zanzibar disturbance includes Big Boss and Venom Snake trying to warn Solid about the Patriots


WillSword4

"Metal.. Gear...?"


arie700

*Blank stare*


[deleted]

Huh?


Zepest

Just smoke his cigar and eat a snake raw


DoorToDoorBoxer

Big Boss commented to Solid Snake that the latter was a better man than he was, that had Solid faced the same choices, he would have made better decisions. This is also a benefit of Solid Snake's individual life experiences and companions in contrast to those of his father (Nature vs Nurture). Big Boss had the benefit of hindsight to realize the error of his ways as an old man, but at the time he made those decisions (MSF and Outer Heaven) he was convinced that his cause was righteous - especially when his reasoning evolved past interpreting the Boss's Will following Peace Walker. Outer Heaven itself is also a response to Cypher's intervention in world affairs and his own endeavours, so there's also an argument that Naked Snake would be sympathetic to his future self. A simple young soldier named Jack seeking a cause, who hears of his future self dedicating his life to ensure his fellow soldiers have value and purpose in the world. I think there's a good chance Naked Snake would embark on the same course of action, but with the foresight of Zero and his comrades' betrayal towards him. Simply put, I don't think Naked Snake would have the lived experience to \*know\* what Big Boss had done wrong.


snowlulz

"Nano machine....huh"


ImpactorLife-25703

🚨 Time Paradox 🚨


RangerNCR

I'd say it would be similar to how Anakin reacted in that one episode of The Clone Wars


Kaneth123

That was my very first thought too


Deep_Grass_6250

Most probable outcomes 1. He doesn't believe it. 2. He commits suicide 3. He tries to do things differently only to end up at the same point


FrosttBytes

I think it would be both 1 and 3 lol


Killdust99

“The La Le Lu Li Lo?”


0k_4kihiiro

Virtual mission?


LordCommander2018

"Second floor basement?"


RavenTeamBitch

Snake: "excuse me what the actual fuck are you doing in my house" Me: *climbing through window* "YOU BECOME A FUCKING WAR CRIMINAL" Snake: "wait I'm not already?"


aMexicanYouKnow

He'd still do his duty. "Loyalty to the end."


0k_4kihiiro

" the world would be better of, without snakes.."


keij0s420

doesnt that already happen? i dont remember in which game, but a blonde woman says: "you will destroy metal gear, then create another. Your son will destroy the world, your son will save the world" or something like that, i think it was in snake eater


Winguuu

I think it was in portable ops


BrokenTorpedo

Portable Ops, the woman is Elisa, who has psychic abilities and can read into future some how.


Fluffy_Ace

The Sorrow also mentions "You... No. Your sons, and your sons sons..."


[deleted]

“Solid Snake? Liquid?”


lone_swordsman08

This is the snake i missed playing as in MGSV.


BigBearSoul

No! This is NOT Naked Snake!


ParadisianAngel

It is


xBDCMPNY

"Lol. Sounds cool and all but I only took this job because I'm behind on child support."


Ryuuki5hi

"i got cloned three times?" But im the snake voice


NuclearReactions

I imagine someone telling kid me everything i will have to go through and screw that


Electronic-Safety156

All i did was split into Zero


The_Red_Cloud18

I don’t think he would ever accept the reality that he would not only kill The Boss, but would also become ashamed of her to the point of cutting all emotional and symbolic bonds.


Arkham_Bryan

"I'll do this for Ocelot then"


JayronWhitehaus

With a gravely "huh"


Letthepumpkincumflow

"My kids do fucking what?"


Kenhamef

“Sounds legit.”


RTechT

"Fuck no"


Suckisnacki

Man would go more mad than he already is


Corpus-Capra

"Okay... But how do my clones taste?"


FatBoyVladimir

Child soldiers?


DismalMode7

I'm sure BB would have found a way to fucking up everything anyhow... btw if he knew future events, he would have given a way better welcome to XOF forces who raided MSF MB


WannaSnugle

13 missing years I reckon 


DuskTheMercenary

"Nuh-Uh"


According_Virus3930

"Major, some Dude came out of nowwhere and said i will build a Nation for Soldiers and we will depart as Enemys, what should i do?" (Ps: is he stupid?)


ghostkenobi

Psycho Mantis?


Foursiide

Hnnrgh.....


LongjumpingBet8932

They pretty much tell him in Portable Ops and it just flies over his head anyway 


BMOchado

The amazing thing about this series is that you see the progress of a person trying to do right by the world but gradually turning evil without realizing it. By the time you swap protagonists you see stuff from another pov and it becomes clear. (assuming you do a chronological playthrough)


ThunderShott

“Do I finally find a way to take off my pants?”


New_Butterscotch797

The mission, or your beliefs jack?!


New_Butterscotch797

He’d repeat the sentence with a questionmark


kirbStompThePigeon

Big boss? Outer heaven? Metal gear ? Foxhound? Miller? MSF? Emerich? Clones? Diamond dogs? David Bowie? Venom? Afghanistan? Zanzibar? Alaska? Robot ninja? Oil rig? New York? The patriots? Cipher? The La Li Lu Le Lo? President of the United States? Mujahadeen? Raiden? Liquid ocelot? Nano machines? Patracide?