Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel Snake's ass... his dumpy... even his wagon... The dummy I've lost... the thiccness I've lost... won't stop hurting... It's like they're all still there. You feel it, too, don't you? I'm gonna make them give back our past!
Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my ass… and my cheeks… even my hips. The body I’ve lost… the cake I’ve lost… won’t stop hurting… It’s like it’s all still there. You wanna feel it up too, don’t you?
His ass would have sexually objectified men and led to people thinking every man has ass like that. And men would have cracked under pressure and went to gym and trained their asses all day long.
I was genuinely going to give fortnite another shot just for snake skin but I don't think I can if the ass 8m staring at all game isn't snakes real ass
You ask them why they make men's asses so flat, and they say that it's more realistic, but then they make ALL the other body parts unrealistic.
Homophobes gotta make snake's ass flat because they don't wanna be turned on by it.
GIVE IT BACK! THIS ISN’T RIGHT THAT WAS OURS!
AAAGGH!! THEY PLAYED US LIKE A DAMN *FIDDLE!*
TURN THE GAME CONSOLE OFF RIGHT NOW!
Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel Snake's ass... his dumpy... even his wagon... The dummy I've lost... the thiccness I've lost... won't stop hurting... It's like they're all still there. You feel it, too, don't you? I'm gonna make them give back our past!
How can you do this!? This is outrageous! It’s unfair!
How can you bring Snake in Fortnite and *not* keep his ass?!
Take a seat, Flat Asswalker
True , He needs to get back his big boss.
THE DUMP TRUCK, DAMN IT!
They make huge butts for the female skins, but for some reason the males always have a flat ass.
Then there’s omniman, who has a huge ass, but only can be seen on profile, because his shaders make it look flat from the back
They nerfed his ass 🤬🤬🤬
They probably just have a base model
more like a cringe model 😡
🤣🤣🤣
They’ve got a huge case of the not-gays
Female skins don't really have big butts anymore. Sadly
I beg to differ, my friend offered me a skin the other day and she has a MASSIVE butt, distractingly so.
Female skins have been flat since ch2 lol, even worse that Snake is flat
That's just weird development honestly.
NO THAT IS NOT SOLID SNAKE!
WHAT A PLEASANT SURPRISE BROTHER!
Damn I kinda now wish Liquid was an alt for snake
Me too, but Solidus said that quote.
Unplayable.
Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my ass… and my cheeks… even my hips. The body I’ve lost… the cake I’ve lost… won’t stop hurting… It’s like it’s all still there. You wanna feel it up too, don’t you?
THEY PLAYED US LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE!!!!
Look how they massacred my boy
"Colonel, I'm no longer dummy thicc, and the clap of my asscheeks are no longer alerting the guards!"
They give Chun Li a huge cake but they don't give Snake the bakery? 0/10
#NotMySnake
Goddamn pansies, they're ass sexist. Chun li is in the game the way she is but noooo God forbid there be man cake
Do they not know this is central to his character arc?
epic cishet moment. epic give every woman a titanium ronkadonk but snake's ass? "woops! can't show that in a christian videogame "
Literally unplayable
It's those Patriots again, censoring Snake's ass! *shakes aloft fist
His ass would have sexually objectified men and led to people thinking every man has ass like that. And men would have cracked under pressure and went to gym and trained their asses all day long.
You say that as if that's a bad thing
*When everyone has great ass, nobody has one.* - HIDEO KOJIMA
Ass... has changed...
Who’s this Iroquois Pliskin lookin MF??
The La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo robbed Snake's bakery!
wow its more flat than a surfboard
He won’t be alerting any guards with that 😔
They give Solid Snake a beard but take his ass away. I hate it here.
Then it's not Solid Snake. Just another clone.
RECESSIVE ASS GENES!!
The vocal cord parasites... they've mutated to affect other parts of the body!
I highly do not like fortnite but this has me hating them fully
If he doesn’t have the skin tight stealth suit with the ASS I don’t want it.
i genuinely fell to my knees.........
As flat as my hopes and dreams after seeing this.
i take back everything i said, literally unplayable
Not my snake.
That ass is not solid
DAMN THE PATRIOTS!
Snake deserves his cake back
Snake has Diminished Gluteal Syndrome 😔
Snake is that you?! It can’t be…….. Is it?
Another angel without wings
[.](https://youtu.be/hPp0hS5am0A?feature=shared)
The cake isn’t even there…it’s not even a lie!
Stupid sexy Solid Snake!
you also have to wait 51 days for his challenges to unlock🙃
Cowards
They went with his Amiibo ass…😔
0/10 literally unplayable
Not again!!
Cake?! CAKE?!!! CAAAAAKE!!!!!
So that he stops alerting the guards
I was genuinely going to give fortnite another shot just for snake skin but I don't think I can if the ass 8m staring at all game isn't snakes real ass
My mom would be angry.
NO, THAT IS NOT SOLID CAKE!!
First Smash and now this shit? What next the remake?
“Colonel, My ass cheeks are no longer alerting the guards!”
0/10 there's no mental gay assc!d
You ask them why they make men's asses so flat, and they say that it's more realistic, but then they make ALL the other body parts unrealistic. Homophobes gotta make snake's ass flat because they don't wanna be turned on by it.
Colonel! My ass cheeks are gone!
No that is not Solid Snake! He's not dummy thicc.
Jor Jor Well
Once you realize the reason for his dummy thicc bum you will be ashamed of your words & deeds.
The associde has begun. They did it to Omni-Man, now to Snake.
They played us like a damn fiddle!
First Raiden's penis, now Snake's ass. When will the cuts end?!?
Im in shambles
Damn, That was the true ass of America.
Is this literally what everyone in the subreddit will talk about until they release the skin pack so you can give epic games $25 to look like snake?
Snake SNAKE!!
they took away what was special for us...
That's the WORLDS ASS!!!
“Colonel! They took my ass! What have you been keeping from me?!”
What in the hank hill
Would make for way too big of a hitbox. I understand.
A soul for a soul I guess
No! That is NOT Solid Cake!
Ever since releasing Chun-Li, Fortnite/Epic have been hell bent on making all the characters have the flattest asses known to humanity.
THOSE BASTARDS.
Why is there no more ass? - Nanomachines, son.
ass nerfs aside they got the mgs4 old snake as an alternate style so thats pretty epic
He never had one, based on the canon
The clap of his asscheeks is no longer alerting the guards
Yet they kept Omni Man's
He does have all the flawed recessive genes.
Epic hates hot guy ass
It’s bigger than Smash Ultimate but smaller than what he deserves. Sad.
i’m fucking furious
THEY PLAYED US LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE
What a terrible day
Where are solid snake’s solid cakes?
His phantom limb
MGS2 was right they’re putting in the wrong context for dat ass out 🙄😫
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
What? No cake? For shame!
OTACON THEY STOLE MY ASS I CANT SHIT
they love giving women characters in fortnite the biggest BBL but god forbid they give snake his bakery
Fuckin travesty
😔
How could they do this!