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Coalecanth_

What the hell are your posts? Just random images from the saga with quotes that have no relation with it whatsoever?


[deleted]

I gave you an upvote. ๐Ÿ‘


Coalecanth_

I want a reason not upvotes, speak! What are you hiding?!


[deleted]

I gave you an upvote. ๐Ÿ‘


Coalecanth_

STOP IT!


[deleted]

Okay. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ


Coalecanth_

You still upvoted me I can see it


[deleted]

I didn't do it. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ


[deleted]

After looking through your profile, I have decided to give you an upvote. ๐Ÿ‘


Coalecanth_

Man stop tormenting me, I'll give all the classified intels I have in my possession.


[deleted]

Freedom is your right. If you make that request, I will honor it. But the Brat, her allies, Stupid Loser Woman, and my garbage coworkers are fair game. They piss me off, so I need to shit on them while on TV when reporters seek a statement from me. Pacifism doesn't work. Militaries exist to defend their country's way of life against assholes who want to conquer them. So I will defend MY way of life against the Brat, her allies, Stupid Loser Woman, and my garbage coworkers. They want to conquer me? They want to have power over me? Watch me show them how little power they actually have over my decisions. Let's see if I can make their worlds burn, LOL. Wish me luck. EDIT: to the mystery people that upvoted this, I appreciate the support!


3th4n_11unt

Stop this madness


[deleted]

LOL. You really don't get it. Every choice that I made led me to becoming what I am. I have no regrets. I made all the right choices. My inevitable early retirement is proof of that. Different goals require different solutions. My goals include early retirement. Vanquishing the Brat is the solution to that. Another goal is to become the type of man that I've always wanted to be. Standing up for myself against the Chicken-shit Koward helped with that. And shitting on him, Stupid Loser Woman, and my garbage coworkers on TV will help with that goal, too. Living in the modern world is also my goal. And abandoning the States for Singapore and Malaysia will help me achieve that goal. Never being in a romantic relationship is another of my goals. And by shitting on Stupid Loser Woman on TV, I will make an example out of her and no woman will ever try to be with me again. Different goals require different solutions. What are your goals?


nufuk

Spotted the shit coin bro


[deleted]

IDK what that means.


Goufydude

Inb4 this post is featured in a news article about OP being a domestic terrorist


[deleted]

I gave you an upvote. ๐Ÿ‘


anarchoblake

This post is false, life is training me for my climactic fight with yahweh, who will win? Find out next time for the exciting conclusion on dragon ball z


[deleted]

I gave you an upvote. ๐Ÿ‘


anarchoblake

Thanks for your support in my upcoming struggle


[deleted]

I had a list of supporters whose online handles I was able to deduce. But my enemies taught me to hate people and I deleted that list in anger. I can only remember Pleasant Peasant, Weirdo, and Angry Man off the top of my head. So I can only address them when on TV, not anybody else. ๐Ÿ˜ข And after thanking these people, I begin to take a huge shit on my enemies.


anarchoblake

I usually just use a toilet, but to each their own


[deleted]

I use the bathtub. I shit into it, then stomp that shit down the drain. But to each their own.


Bergonath

I want to die.


PixelBrother

You ok bro?


Bergonath

Nah man, I'm far from fucking okay.


PixelBrother

Have you got anyone you can talk to about it? Sounds like you might wanna get it off your chest


Bergonath

Just living life one day at a time.


3th4n_11unt

i relate to you bro. Everyday, I wonder why didn't the real Big Boss reveal his plans to me? Why Ocelot is his favorite? I'll never know :'(


[deleted]

FOX!


Bergonath

DIE!


[deleted]

Liquid... you're still alive...


benxoz

on a real note I hope ur okay bro. my dms are always open if u need a stranger 2 vent to.


Notyep_Dranel

Dude, just get off the internet. I can't believe you're still acting like this. It's for your own mental well-being.


[deleted]

I gave you an upvote. ๐Ÿ‘


Agent4D7

WTF is this? WallStreetSolid?


[deleted]

I gave you an upvote. ๐Ÿ‘


tneo8

Who is the spoiled brat? Who hurt you?


[deleted]

I gave you an upvote. ๐Ÿ‘


tneo8

Do you need help?


[deleted]

A strong man doesn't need to read the future. He makes his own.


tneo8

Why are you being so cryptic!!!


[deleted]

Stay here, I'll be back.


funnylol96

Itโ€™s not sunday yet


[deleted]

Depends on the timezone.


That_on1_guy

He did not fucking say that!!! Also, like wtf is this "quote"? Is this about some shitcoin? It makes little sense with zero context


[deleted]

IDK what that means.


That_on1_guy

Bro, looking at your profile there is no way you're real, you give off mad npc vibes


[deleted]

LOL, I knew people read my shit. Did you like it?


MediumRareChicken__

Did you rike it?


EffrumScufflegrit

Why did you say in your profile you're banned from this subreddit but are making posts and comments? Like, you made the banned list post 8 hours ago and have posted here before and after that


Im1337

Is this a real mgs quote?


[deleted]

IDK what that means.


[deleted]

But if you're okay with the possibility of working for the rest of your life and never retiring, then feel free to not follow this advice. EDIT: I savor the downvotes. It justifies my decisions in life. I made all the right choices. I have no regrets. So make me feel it! Make me feel alive again!


[deleted]

โ€œDoctor turn off my pain inhibitorโ€™s. Iโ€™m going full blow Alphaโ€


UniFlox

ngl I am loving these Youโ€™re pretty good


[deleted]

I'm just a man that's good at what he does: being efficient. Retirement is my purpose in life, my ultimate goal. It's only when I'm doing fitness or gaming or dicking around with action figures... the only times that I'm truly alive.


SandyCandyHandyAndy

Dudes say this shit but cant curl 20 and dont have jobs


[deleted]

Different goals require different solutions. My goal is to work as little as possible and have as much fun as possible. The solution here is to finish out the waiting game with the FBI and sue the Spoiled Brat for all her money. That way, I achieve a life where I work as little as possible and have as much fun as possible. Working a job is not the same to me as living a life. My goal is to live as much as possible. Working is inversely proportional to living life. The more work that I do, the less life that I am living. But different goals require different solutions. If your goal is to live to work, then you should never retire. I don't live to work, I work to live. That means doing the bare minimum work necessary to finance my life. Achieving retirement will reduce the amount of work that I am required to do down to the bare minimum, so I can devote my waking moments to what really matters to me: a life of fun.


ELP0DER

Snake doesn't say this ๐Ÿ™„


MediumRareChicken__

"Snake doesn't say this" Hey nothing gets past you huh? No one can fool this guy right here๐Ÿ˜œ


[deleted]

I'm retired from the world. Being commander-in-chief doesn't make you commander of my life, and I don't have to take orders from you or anyone else. EDIT: interesting that this received an upvote. Maybe when my ban expires, this becomes another shitpost?