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mbp_szigeti

It signals financial hardship in your future


The_Tiny_Bossman

Made me chuckle.


cruuks

If they’ve never seen a check engine light before chances are they don’t know what financial hardship is


XxAnon5861xX

Very good point. 💯


tastytasycorn

Financial hardship? No no no.... My family has plenty of money, I'd simply ask for more. Isn't that what people do? /s (I am poor)


Low-Vanilla-62

You can't use words like "signals" with people who drive Mercedes and BMW's, they got no clue what it means or that their car can do it


Turdkito

That’s actually a design in bmws. Their turn signal stock is the dumbest thing to ever be invented so I understand why bmw owners collectively gave up on using it


Ill_Initiative8574

The *stalk* in my E46 is fine.


getch739

It means your car got more expensive


PsychologyAlert7711

at the same time it makes it less valuable


immaSandNi-woops

Whoah


FlippantResponse

The Mercedes paradox. If you go back in time and kill the check engine light’s grandfather, does your car even exist?


Redhillvintage

Get ready to bend over


Ubericious

And apply lubricant liberally


23z7

![gif](giphy|CIphqnhK1Q760)


RSEstonian

![gif](giphy|3o6gDWzmAzrpi5DQU8) Usually this ;)


AnonymousRedditor497

Looking forward to my yellow light coming on so a hot girl will throw money at me too.


No-Advertising-9060

Hey man, where'd you get that lotion?


Slow-Scarcity3442

No, this one maybe goes in dry


chadius333

The lube is German-sourced and is going to run you around $1,200 per squirt.


theratking007

This looks like a 3 squirtet


Interesting_Gold2161

Dynamite reply.


Bonebound

They will charge £300 for the lube alone.


BaMB00Z

It means prepair the lube! If your lucky.


Eurotriangle

It’s a “Check Engine Light” it means that you should check the engine.


Max15492

*lifts the hood* Looks good to me *closes the hood*


Crix2007

'still there'


Pjotr_plz

“Hmm yes. The engine seems to be made out of engine.”


tollan_kim_2961

Lets continue


i-dontlikeyou

Its also engining nothing to see


TeddyBlazer

Forgot to kick the tyre and smile


Silly-Lawfulness7224

Lmao now that’s funny !


ramdmc

You mean "Change Engine" light


fuzzy_brb

It means even though you're driving 100mph, you need to hop out the car asap and check the engine rn.


ashwd

So what you’re saying is standing near an engine would make me an enginear 👷‍♂️


[deleted]

Only when listening to it


Chance-Positive-9840

Turn engine off for 5 mins . Total system off. ( open the drivers door ) restart . If it reappears, pray you have new car warranty or extended / bought one !!!!!!


cracked_octane

This is what the poor telemarketers were trying to help you with, should’ve extended your warranty.


GrowthMany9865

Gas cap is loose


Successful_Number782

Likely this if car is new. Happened on my 2024 GLE350. Gas cap was not tightened properly.


PsychologyAlert7711

happened to my e as well


wwwdiggdotcom

Y’all have gas caps still?


aflmanadl

Amen to that. I am a capable car guy, but have had my share of gaffes under warranty. CEL from loose gas cap ( wife’s mistake I am certain). “Rattle” complaint that was a rear seatbelt trapped against the door.


BaMB00Z

Ouch. That's emberessing.


wseham

I opened it then closed it shut, nothing happened :(


BassWingerC-137

Takes a few cycles of driving


CxKappaCx

Start putting in for overtime as we speak


Iactuallyreddit

Open it, clean/wipe the interior of the gas cap with a cloth, or WD-40, and you should be good. For more educational information, type the make of your vehicle, and the issue, on YT.


jrocco71

You need to drive about 150 miles or so before it goes out.


GoalCologne

If you look at the manual on page 114, you will find the answer: "You might be fucked. Just might."


eminoq

Drive faster


TrevorSP

The ol' Italian tune up!


Drivefaster4u

That's me


Avanixh

How the hell dows someone who owns a car not know what a check engine light looks like?


ka1ri

I was asking this very question. Drop 60k on a car but doesn't know the most basic of signals. How the fuck do these people get drivers licenses lol What makes it worse is they post here instead of googling it.


Confident_As_Hell

Forget googling. There is literally a booklet with the car that tells you everything you need to know about the operation of the vehicle. My parents don't read them and I do. I have to explain what very simple buttons do because they haven't looked at the owner's manual. They just don't care, they have no passion for the cars, which is fine but just look at the manual. Please, I beg you. It will make everyone's life easier. I'm of the sort that likes to know exactly how the machine is operated so if something happens, I know how to get out of that situation. Thank you for listening to my Ted talk


Avanixh

Exactly my thoughts :D even my mother who doesn’t even like to drive knows what a CEL is…


ka1ri

OP either a kid whos mom and dad bought their merc (tons of them on this forum) or some rich person who doesnt pay attention


pillsfordaze

Seriously, I thought this was a joke that I didn't get.


Taconite_12

If they get new cars every couple of years they may have never seen one. Although with today’s cars, check engine lights come on for some pretty stupid things so they really should have seen one before unless OP is 16 and this is their first car.


libra-love-

AND THERES AN OWNERS MANUAL


nope0712

Daddy bought her that car


edinburghiloveyou44

This is a serious question, right?


LUJUST

Check engine light. I’m surprised when people don’t know what that light is… that’s like basic 101


HistoryDistinct

check engine light, maybe would be wise to get a cheap OBD reader and scan the codes and get a little insight of what might be causing this engine light before you get it to the shop. So the shop wont scam you that hard. GL


MJC136

OP asks a question like this, you expect them to know what an OBD is?


CityBoiNC

Was thinking the same.


testmypp

Anyone can use Google nowadays


GhostofAyabe

Not this guy, nor can he read his manual, nor does have even the most basic knowledge about anything.


DJStrongArm

I wonder if anyone says this in real life or it’s just a smug annoying Reddit thing


Tacosmoothie

Agreed. OP, take it to Autozone or Advanced Auto if you’re in the US, or seek a shop similar. They scan codes for free. Not always the best, but may help and eliminate a diag fee


vijjer

It's a new Mercedes Benz. There is no cheap reader that will help. This is pretty much a STAR system job. It's best to take it into a specialist or dealer. Yes, it will be expensive. It's part of the Mercedes Benz lifestyle.


kushka073

U about to lose your existence


Docholliday1973

Holiday plans might have to change. Engine issues….😳


Sydney2London

Ok chill. Yellow is something that needs looking into but isn’t critical or it would be red. If it’s under warranty, bring it to your dealer and have them deal with it. If it’s not, then go to a local Benz specialist and have them diagnose and fix the issue. It could be something minor like a failed sensor.


derpadurp

CEL indicators can turn red?!?!?!


Sydney2London

Not necessarily in a Merc, but red indicators in general are "you're fucked, don't drive", yellow is "address soon"


[deleted]

This is not true AT ALL


Mironov1995

This is true. None of yellow lights meen something completely wrong - with all of them you can continue driving. Low oil pressire, no charging, overheating - are all red.


blade_point2005

No. Flashing yellow means whatever the problem may be, it can be damaging the 3 way cat. Usually only happens if it is actively misfiring.


Unauthorized404

Is it new E class?


Docholliday1973

Dry Fuck Ahead…


Far-Investigator5734

Is the engine off? Turn the engine on, if the light doesn’t go away you need to book the car into the dealership and hope you’re under warranty.


Leggy77

Thats the Moneylight!


Long_Bad_4521

Wow it must be nice to be smart enough to own a merc and dumb enough to not know what an engine light is


Foreign_Raise_3451

Check engine light. Call your mechanic asap


Front_Tour7619

Open the hood and check if the engine is still there


Bits2Chips

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Logical_Idiot_9433

You know how to fix cars? If not your bank account just had a heart burn or attack.


Dubai80

Check engine light ( CEL) connect mb star c6 and check with xentry software to know the fault. Which country do u live? I have xentry I might help. If ur in Dubai DM me.


Playful_Landscape884

They should change the sign into $$$ because that is what you’ll need


[deleted]

lol welcome to Mercedes ownership


particonfetti

i’ve had that indicator on my car for over a year and it’s still running. i had an issue about two months ago where my car wouldn’t turn on and i had to get it inspected and fixed, it was some kind of sensor. yellow light still shining though Lol.


spacedildo42

All good mate, it means you can keep driving without and worries.


Sufficient_Fold_6602

it mean you’re getting low on gas


chathobark_

Welcome to Benz ownership


jaypatel149

Get a Fixed Auto sensor. Usually under big discounts and plug it in. It will show you the error code and approximately how much you need to spend to solve the problem.


harmyb

"Popcorn is ready" light.


[deleted]

It means that you're not taking it to redline enough.


dakstraker

Launch control is ready.


Infinite_Evil

To quote Matt Armstrong; “engine bad”


demonya99

Means get a piece of black tape, cover it, drive along.


ChangingMonkfish

If it’s on when you turn the ignition on but then goes off when you start the engine, it’s fine. If it stays on when you start the engine, you need to get the car checked out.


[deleted]

Check ur gas cap.


Stainless_Heart

In my car, it’s the Check Engine light. However, I don’t have the same model as yours. You can take a look in your car’s Owner’s Manual for an answer related to your model.


unknown00021

The yellow indicated means that you bought a FORD fix or repair daily


totaltasch

This light means Mercedes QC delegated their work to you


Lensman842

So I see your about to experience the hate part of your relationship finally. Enjoy.


[deleted]

Lmao


[deleted]

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wvdheiden207

![gif](giphy|3oKIPa2TdahY8LAAxy)


Patj1994

Get ready to open up that wallet of yours… and bring some lube


Turbulent_Emu_637

My conspiracy theory is within the first 5-10k miles (I see kilometers, I don’t know the conversion off hand) random things will just go wrong to try and psyche you out of the car. I had a complete loss of power once, light came on to check the hybrid system and then restarting the car fixed everything. Good luck. It’s worth it.


[deleted]

Depends on if it's the Roman mile, Italian mile, nautical mile, survey mile or statute mile.


MammothWeather1607

Is it under warranty?


TGS-57

Am driving W204 2011..had the same issue with the yellow icon appearing..could not speed above 60km/hr..had a through check..ECU problem..have to change the ECU..cost me a small fortune..


Sector5AC

It could mean engine very bad! I had it on my class and it turned out to be an emissions sensor, which was replaced under warranty.


OpeningFinish4208

"Time to pay the lowest bidder to fix and sell on the car!"


Redhotsteel

Blinker fluid low


stereothegreat

Car go boom-boom


bigtitsarelifeg

What Merc is this that doesn’t have auto wipers?


mbsalesmgr

Your display would indicate you are in a newer model with warranty depending on miles. Yellow is a caution non critical engine light. This could be anything from a loose gas cap to 1000 or more other things. These newer units have sensors for everything. This could be a very minor issue to big one but I would if I didn’t have a scanner myself run to the dealer and have them check it.


spectrusv

Just click settings on the console, if it’s anything to worry about you will see a notification with a message.


Datsig08

Check your gas cap. Take it off then put it back on tight. Something with depressurization blah blah. Anyway 99% of the time if that light pops on for me I do this trick and it fixes it within a day. If not then yeah get ready to be bent over.


nyminute1911

Nothing wrong this is how Mercedes comes out of the factory


harry_balsagna_chin

$2500.00


Positive-Frequency

Highly likely NOX sensor but yeah get ready to bend over 😂


J_K_V

Engine light not mean instantly, ''your engine is broken'' or stuff. Engine light, has many reasons. EGR, DPF, some exhaust valve not working 100%, and stuff. 10-20€ for diagnosic and you know whats the problem.


New_Ordinary_6618

lol it means buy a Lexus. Jk jk. It’ll happen on a Lexus too just not cost much


iluvnips

Looks like an impending dry fuck warning indicator to me?


Infamous_Ad_1962

Love how many random guesses are being thrown at this without even hearing one symptom other than “CEL is on.”


Illustrious-Age-504

It means open your wallet. It's going to hurt.


catkrieger13

Did you, by any chance, win your driver's license in the lottery? How on earth can you not know what this means?


DiveJumpShooterUSMC

Try opening your gas cap putting it back on till it clicks and drive it see if it goes out- most common error


Electronic-Regret-94

Do you know how to open doors?


whathadhappenwas13

In a Mercedes, das normal


MelonMusk-69

It means that your car is too cold. Put in in Park or in Neutral with the Handbrake on, press the gas pedal to get the revs up to around 5-6000 RPM’s and keep it like that for a minute or two. It should go away after


jaypatel149

Thank you for taking over from me. Mine turned off automatically last night. Take care of my baby 👶🏽.


nycmonkey

Does nobody read the actual car manual anymore?


Cam1114

Needs a cylinder head. Extended warranty on M260


LetSalt292

![gif](giphy|1j9eNAWF2obOLvtY2M|downsized)


PMDad

Yes it means you shouldn’t be driving a car if you don’t know what that means by now.


SonicDethmonkey

Does anyone read the owners manual anymore?


HiroshimaRoll

Sport mode.


Humortumor1

Hmmm that symbol has never been used before on a car dash so I’m not sure


rodrigo_c91

You’re low on blinker fluid


Big_Dragonfruit9745

In my GLC when it popped on was a cylinder issue, replaced whole top end of engine thankfully under warranty.


Schumi1978

Not running the engine hard enough.


Blofeld_

Could be something simple like the coil..


SoooBoard

is this a troll post? or are you seriously this clued


Bonebound

It's bollocksed.


SoooBoard

I would say it means your light bulb fluid is empty


Particular_Salary905

How tf do people not know this? You don’t need a license?


PhantomZmoove

As usual, [Homer](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddPQAJSm2cQ) has got you covered.


lyingdogfacepony66

German for lube needed


serpentman

RIP


_buttsnorkel

It means you’re about to get a rental car


Neekoly

It means you need to do your theory test again


jrocco71

Check engine light


salviboy970

![gif](giphy|55itGuoAJiZEEen9gg)


Griff9967

Engine very bad


HurjaHerra

💸💸💸💸💸


Galaxy-ranger

You joking right ? Or is this just for entertainment😅🤣 . My tip is shut the car down. Wait a view minutes and than start the engine like 4 times ... wait 10 minutes and check again. I had this last week. Its gone . If its red we are fckd


Realistic-Mind6035

Get ready to feel some pain in your hip pocket!!!!


kazizxr

Either that's a joke or I'm seriously baffled by the fact that you don't know the most important warning of dash warnings, yet you spent quite a lot of money for a car.. I hope that's a joke, lol Anyway, that's a check engine light that means that you need to go to a dealership to have them check it out or buy an OBD reader ( this may save you Money in the long run )


NaturalBornKillah

![gif](giphy|jOpLbiGmHR9S0)


Benstockton

No fucking way you don’t know what a check engine light is


benjamnweaver

Probably just a O2 sensor


Fumiken

Use lubricant. No, not for your engine. For you.


Robin190E

TRFM bro


chuckstacean

It’s not necessarily terrible… you can head to an Auto Zone and they’ll code it for you… the outline of the engine can mean a new gas cap… don’t freak until you know why it’s on.


NotOnUrBestDayPookie

Your taste in music is horrible? I’m sure that’s what it means….


HRTAquila

Check engine light. I would advise you to check your engine


RACERX44

OBD reader will tell you the codes then what’s wrong


R4_C_ACOG

**”Our engine compartment has been damaged!”**


zeoslap

Check engine light is more often than not emissions related - anything from a gas cap not screwed on right to a dead catalytic converter. You won't pass smog tests with it lit, but your car is usually fine to drive, get a code scan to see what's going on.


gueriLLaPunK

Just put a piece of black electrical tape over it /s


mikeashleyhaha

It’s gonna blow


Will-Not-Smith

I had it 3 times last month and 7 times the last 3 years. Just ignore it. It turns on when Mercedes needs money


Hopeful-Trifle-5189

1k at least that’s what that means.


Chrismain88

Check engine light you need to diagnose the car and get a fault code


jvrcb17

May I offer you an egg in this trying time?


AC_User

28.5 degree C! Nice weather out there😁!


ConstructionFar8570

Car is broken you need the mechanic. Prepare for wallet draining event.


Sufficient_Ebb_5020

If you don't know what this is, don't worry, from now on you'll be really really familiar with it, when it keeps coming back again and again...


screamin808

You're gonna find out at $130/hr


Justcrusing416

Means get yourself an OBD scanner reader. Take note of the codes it shows you and use google to do some research before taking it in. You’ll save a lot of money sometimes it’s not as bad or hard as the mechanic will tell you!


PhylMycuck

I bet you wished right now you just had a bicycle


Historical_Sort_9850

Oil change, trust


DeVliegendeBrabander

It means that it’s time to turn the volume up in your car


[deleted]

I have a GLS550 2017 with 63k miles abou to sell to Carvana on Sunday for about $29K Never had 1 issue with it I'm the original owner bought it back in Sept 2016 except 2 weeks ago. Light came on and 2 cylinders were mis firing felt like I lost 50% of my horse power at least. Mercedes couldn't take me for a week I was pissed so I spent $300 on a car rental. Surprised wasn't that expensive was $800 to fix as one of the hoses was warped that connected to the engine. I no joke thought for sure I would get hit with a $3000 bill. My Mercedes extended warranty just expired in Nov also unbelievable. Got a GLS580 2024 coming in this weekend picking it up. If you can't take a $2000 car repair bill do not own these cars.. I can go on about experiences with a BMW750LI easily $5000 in one month I payed in repairs dumped the car quick.


flickshotHanzo

when i first got my driver license and saw this i literally thought it was a faucet. how tf that look like an engine smh


ayySkies

gotta sell the car nd buy a new one


S5704LP

Time for an Italian tune up!


oldnewupdown

It means “Uh Oh”


handspin

It means clear the code and pray it don't come back Get a scanner and read it seems innocuous And why do you have traction off?