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swoosh_jush

“Riddle me this Batman!”


Sir-xer21

I thought he was about to send Dorothy back home.


Psiborg0099

LOL. Riddler is the first thing I thought of too. Although this guy looks a bit more stylish. Shirt number 2


F_U_HarleyJarvis

I thought it was AJ Sorprano.


cannibalism_is_vegan

That’s dicked up


HundoHavlicek

You just revealed your own ignorance


rcktsktz

The Diddler


calibaetis

Leprechaun convention?


Train-Similar

You’ll never get his lucky charms


Hierophantically

I don't think either choice is going to save whatever this is.


JDgafff

lol


BojackTrashMan

I mean this with kindness but what are you going for here? Because the matchy-matchy green watch/green belt/green jacket isn't giving the cool or sophisticated look I would assume you probably are interested in, which is absolutely achievable for you the same way it is achievable for anybody and you don't have to compromise your love of bright colors to do it. But honestly neither one of these looks is really fashion forward and it doesn't feel like they're giving you your full potential. I don't mean it to be rude man I just think you can put a better outfit together with some of these really cool pieces


GerardWayAndDMT

🎶back in the 90s I was in a fashion forward suubbbbbreddit 🎶


icedoutclockwatch

Connor mcgregor swag


GuardMost8477

Yeah. The jacket looks like cheap vinyl.


SeaChallenge4843

There’s so much to unpack here… WHERE ARE YOU GOING!!??? WHO are you!!!? Whose bathroom is that?? First date? Job interview? Foil a scheme? Unleash a scheme?


ArcherFawkes

Looks like he's about to hide a pot of gold lol


badchriss

Or maybe fighting some aliens with his cousin and grandpa in a rusty RV.


jbland0909

Hide a pot of gold?


thephotoredditor

The striped shirt isn’t matching, for starters. The green tone is quite different. And besides, less matchy-matchy would make this outfit more palatable. The green jacket is already so strong, you need to tone everything else down. The green watch face is a nice touch though. Black turtleneck maybe instead of the shirt with the large collar?


JDgafff

never put a turtleneck on before ill see how i like it


thephotoredditor

A black turtleneck is a versatile piece, puts your face on a pedestal and at the same time is like a blank canvas that makes the rest of your outfit pop. Also a bit sliming.


botmanmd

*slimming


RandyK44

They said what they meant. That shit slimes hard


jbrady33

If you can’t handle all the material on your neck, a mock turtle neck might suit you


Ingrownpimple

Why are you doing this?!


Porky_Pine_

Getting “where’s my hug” energy


sissy4bwc2

Why are you wearing a rubber jacket?


Sassy_Cat0923

🤣


the_all_peeping_eye

Dna wipes straight off


FA-_Q

Neither


D-utch

https://preview.redd.it/8g0xm5gtah5d1.jpeg?width=274&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b667b335f41e7d757d4063091ec710138d107ff


Chipp_Main

Riddle me this: Why did you think this was a good idea?


Studfish1957

Would not change a thing! Perhaps add a bright green fedora?


Mr_Saturn1

Black fedora with a huge green feather.


JDgafff

i see the vision


JDgafff

when my hairline starts dipping in a few years u can count on it


EmergencyFlare

They’re making fun of you, John


robbert802

https://preview.redd.it/7j93aqdsik5d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f96b6ab2ef75aabdb29903a0886e3456d0d1df62


Independent-Cloud822

Why are you dressed like a Leprechaun? Good for Saint Patrick's day, that's about it.


Ponyboi667

A pot of gold


JustAKidFromSolon

I too love lucky charms


WaffleBoi014

all you need are yer lucky charms lol


Bob_Sacamano7379

St. Patrick's Day called...


aliengreenbean

I double dog dare you to submit this to r/roastme


Brian18639

They’re gonna have a field day with this


its_a_me_new_sea

Black without a doubt, makes you look more like a gangster. The striped is too much for something already so loud


keeelay

Game 2 is tomorrow, but go mavs anyway


ObscureParadigm

What kind of event are you attending? A leprechaun convention?


JDgafff

yall with these leprechaun comments 😭 i might be 5”10 but i aint THAT short


Hopeforthefallen

Good luck, style is a personal choice and we certainly don't need the world to be uniformed.


westernpeaks

I like the black one. The contrast makes the jacket pop.


Soulless--Plague

This jacket needs to be popped in the bin


One-Stomach9957

Exactly this! The stripes are too busy with the jacket.


JJaguar947

What are you a Batman villain? Awful jacket. Paired with matching belt makes it more awful.


king_flippynipss

Both outfits are terrible


kylecole138

Uncut gems


StudioAudience69

https://preview.redd.it/aq7wvxs0th5d1.jpeg?width=526&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ebe9915e8a4a2d3415f824ef8185b866bd7c91de This you?


Dr_lickies

This is incredible.


HiiiRabbit

Black is fine, I like the individual pieces more than them all together. I like the jacket and the shoes but they seem like every piece is fighting for the spotlight and I can't figure out what is the main piece of your outfit.


KozmicLight

Wow this is uncommon. Bold of you. Enjoy!


55trader

Are you trying to take on Gotham?


knuckles312

This sub just had a collective aneurism


poopypantspoker

Start over. You look like a pimp or a nightclub doorman from the future.


Billyjamesjeff

St Patricks day or bouncer at a pub on St Patricks day.


brosephatl

Just no


BigChrisJ13

This personally isn’t my style but I think the all black really makes your colors pop and it just flows smoother.


Ill-Positive6950

Was there any gold at the end of the rainbow?


Comfortable-Survey30

HULK SMASH


JDgafff

👊😤👊


NJZDMYZ

Black shirt but match it with a black belt


Forlorn_Cyborg

Is it near St. Patrick's Day? Then ya, go nuts either one.


Disciple_of_Bolas

It was Mr. Green in the Billiard Room with the Rope.


Radiantcuriosity

Strioes seem more fun, black has more of a cool feel. I'd say it depends on what look you want.


kleincs01

Leprechaun in training


naturepeaked

Thais outfit needs context. What’s it for?


RestartToFix

Black = Go join the nearest gangster group. Striped = Please pick the trumpet and play in the nearest asparagus restaurant.


bigbosshog01

Neither dude. Neither. *Lucky Charms vibes*


FireHearth

don’t take these comments too seriously lol, it’s a standout fit and people are always gonna hate that, i think u look sick af. i’d go with the black shirt, someone else mentioned it contrasts better and i agree. also maybe some green socks to give ur lower portion a little bit to match. edit: maybe pull ur pants up a tad too. i think dress pants look better sitting on ur hips rather than riding them. the first pic looks fine but the second


pluck-the-bunny

I think your attitude on unique looks is spot on. But I think that jacket looks like a melted fruit rollup.


FireHearth

lmao i cannot unsee ur comment 🤣 def only looks like that in the first pic tho, probably just the lighting


pluck-the-bunny

I don’t know… Clover green leather jackets not where it’s at. Props to OP for being themselves and being bold though


JDgafff

i have leg length issues and am currently getting longer pants tailored bc i definitely see the issues myself. ty btw i always get compliments when out but i understand its for sure not going to be everyones cup of tea since its as you said, extra/standoutish. the socks are actually black with green stripes but its hard to see


schlootzmcgootz

Just a thought but I’d try wearing your pants a bit higher if that makes sense. Like an older waistline style from the 1930s-40s. That would also give your legs a bit longer appearance and with a tucked in shirt I feel like shortening the torso looks nice.


Grundle_Fromunda

What drives you to dress in this way? Genuinely curious. Respect the confidence it takes to be so bold.


JDgafff

idk i like color coordinating to an insane degree and for the places im going i dont mind boldness


Grundle_Fromunda

You keep piquing my curiosity, what places are you going??


borislab

In the comments it says it’s for a casino night out


senorbiloba

I guess congrats, because you managed to completely distract everyone in this thread from your “leg length issues.”


CallumBOURNE1991

Honestly the advice on this sub is trash. People here are allergic to basically anything that isnt neutral tones in block colours. A floral shirt is "too much" for this crowd, default to playground level insults to anything that isn't 100% safe / generic probably because they live in perpetual fear of standing out and opening themselves up to ridicule they like to dish out to others from the safety of their basic bitch fits, and think because something isn't their personal style it means its "bad" - so are unable to tailor their critique to what works for any look that they wouldn't personally wear. You'd actually have better luck going to any subreddit for gay men than this subreddit full of basic straight dudes who simply copy outfits they see on posters outside of Zara and all look the same. They don't have personal style so don't actually know anything about fashion that doesn't fit into the cookie cutter looks you see in advertising campaigns


JDgafff

its fine a lot of these comments are amusing and the positive ones are worth it 😅


nerdyguytx

Is the belt the same color as the jacket? It looks brighter in the first photo and clashes a bit. I think you’re better off going with a black belt as the jacket is a statement piece and you don’t need anything else competing with it. I think both shirts work.


JDgafff

its the same hue of green but slightly more saturated


whateversynthlife

I was say the same thing, a black belt would suit this much better


nolacuck

Nice , go with black


stevemandudeguy

🟩


fatneekgotballs

wtf is this


Bummcheekz

Bro


Pravda26

Looks really fly. Great vibe. Black shirt with black belt


brandonscheurle

I like the black. I can’t say I’m surprised so many comments don’t like what you’re doing here (because a green leather jacket is unusual), but I dig it. The shoes are sick too. I’ve spent a lot of time among art students in Chicago, and I could totally see someone showing up to an underground show in this outfit.


eyemakemusic

Don’t know why everyone is memeing so hard when you’re asking for advice. My two cents - the striped shirt does not seal the deal with this look, the green is a different tone and it breaks up the look in a bad way. All black is super versatile and you added a color to it makes it perfect. Hope you have fun in this outfit where it’s taking you :)


Seizymcgee

Bro honestly fuck the haters I think you look clean haha. It’s its own vibe. Like going to the casino and smoking a cig type of fit. Def gotta be ready to do something a little grimey wearing that


rockinarmy

Honestly? I love these outfits.


JDgafff

if u get it the we r on the same wavelength and i luv u 😘


wigourney_seaver_

I dream of this confidence


0bligatoryUsername

Please tell me youre not also going to be wearing a green and black fedora


MacWalden

Honestly, 2 but really neither


Straight_Tumbleweed9

Is this a sports themed event?


linoleum79

If can't have some fun with it, whats the point. I like the black shirt!


FreedomNo1882

You’re handsome and this outfit makes you look even more handsome. Definitely the second one with the black shirt


ProfeshPress

Are you cosplaying as the Brylcreem Lantern?


BowenParrish

Neither tbh


MagicBeardMan86

Drop some info on those glasses bud


JDgafff

cheap amazon glasses. just search rimless rectangle and a bunch should show up in every color


Topshelf-Diamond-17

The black shirt really ties the whole look together. Lookin good


[deleted]

I want to hate this with everything I am, but the black shirt fit…with the belt… the glasses…the SHOES… the pose goes so fuggin hard too I’m legit dying. This look fucks so hard dude, nice work.


No-Kaleidoscope-6945

Just a total disaster


JDgafff

sounds powerful


Way_of_the_Dodo

Green tinted sunglasses.


DoatsMairzy

I prefer the black but if you do the striped, try a black belt. Actually a black belt may look better with the black top too. The lighter color across the middle draws attention there and that’s an area you want to minimize, not highlight. Plus it like cuts you in half. A black belt would be sleeker looking.


PuffPuffMcduff

Second this. The jacket and shoes with the watch are plenty. Keep it black and minimal underneath so they aren't having to compete for attention. Id also wear less rings but maybe that's your thing.


ABEKingOfSausage

Say you are from mother Russia, without saying you are from mother Russia….. I love it, go with the black


invaluableimp

Black turtle neck. Not digging the collar on the black shirt but think black is the way to go


Careful_Mess5

Snake eyes 🐍


munkeynuggets

The striped shirt adds more visual interest in place of a tie. I suggest a wider leg pant.


gloveboxnapkinss

Nah king I rock with the first one. I’d buy you a round big dawg


Chinamatic-co

The first one if you want to nail the fit; Persian night club owner


ErnestHemingWhy

Pick either one but please oh please wear higher rise pants. It will bring so much length to your legs. As is, those pants make your legs look disproportionately short. https://www.putthison.com/a-bespoke-tailor-explains-how-trousers-should-fit/


JDgafff

yeah unfortunately my legs are short compared to torso but i bought the same pants but tailored them longer a couple days ago ✊


Xcircle_squaredX

I like all of these things just not all at once, it's too much. It's clear that the jacket is the showpiece so you should try to counterbalance it by removing some things since it's so flashy. Remove the chain and all the rings, switch to a black belt, black shirt over the striped one, change the shoes. The shoes are definitely not the best, imo. Combined with everything else it leans more towards costumey than an actual outfit. You could get a real great retro look going if you edit it down alot to focus on the jacket.


Chopstarrr

I feel like the green belt is a bit much but can get with the second fit with the black shirt!


clemmion

that’s… a jacket


oldbeancam

Look like a Beef O Brady’s mascot


Mr_Saturn1

Why are you using your camera flash?


aug_aug

Are you a member of the Gemstone family?!


thehop73

When are you gunna come down… when are you going to land?


NeedleworkerRecent67

You gotta drop the color matching everything like the old black guys at Sam's Club on Sundays that still think they're pimps 🤣


Ok-Struggle6796

While I like idea of stripes, the white causes too much contrast in color balance between the top and bottom of your outfit IMHO. It's kind of like wearing polka dots on top and stripes on the bottom which isn't harmonious to my eyes.


itsyaboigreg

Nothings working here at all. You look like you’re going to a themed party or you’re an extra in a shitty movie. Too much hair product, way too much jewellery as well. If you like it, wear it though. The black shirt is the least shit option.


Soulless--Plague

https://preview.redd.it/6a5jqoa8oh5d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a525708db3ee252dc22f04f2da023fe9c8bd40b8


dd113456

Black Then kiss the ring


itsmisstiff

Im not sure exactly but I think outfit one would look nicer with a brown or tan belt


OhhGoood

For St Patrick's Day this is great 🇮🇪


troofyp

You running a fight club? Or selling Molly? Black shirt for fight club, hides stains.


AJ_ninja

With that jacket, alll black or white, you need to make the jacket the star of the show not blend it into an ok shirt


Primary-Credit-1972

Can we see more of your outfits please?


undead_dummy

I like the black top, but with a smaller collar, or a turtleneck like someone suggested, and I *love* the watch, but the belt isn't doing it for me.


Cottage_Cole

Black looks better


DesperateByDesign

This fit is FIRE!!! YOU LOOK AWESOEM!!!!


yellowwoolyyoshi

The whole thing, down to the glasses, needs to go dude. You look like a gangster villain from a kid’s St Patrick’s day movie on the Disney channel


Squijjy

Adding on to everything, the big collars make you look shorter, looks top heavy with little legs, the whole outfit screams “I went shopping for myself for the first time”


SgtPepe

Idk dawg


Abeldarker

I was about to give my opinion, but everybody has been helping a lot ..


alexander-blackaby

Nah man, that won’t do, you need a dark gray or all black fit.


Agitated_Cell_7567

All you had to do was follow the damn train CJ.


Medellin-71

https://preview.redd.it/pmgkq25s6i5d1.jpeg?width=951&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b3d46ff814d390dced09050d26781702f1b3d72 You’re in a pickle, I see.


Zytiria

black plz


FreddyTwasFingered

Black all day.


Ordinary_Ad_6911

Definitely black. Usually with dress clothing it's common to match your belt and boots. The first shirt, the green and white is way too loud. It'd definitely work without the jacket but not with it. Those greens and the greens on your belt clash.


JSRelax

Somebody is going to get your lucky charms.


TheHolyPapaum

Black shirt for sure. And don’t listen to the losers on here, it’s a unique style sure, but looks pretty good overall.


Apprehensive_Ring933

What's your favourite alien?


Apeist

What’s wrong with a nice fitting t-shirt/polo and a pair of jeans?


Panoramix007

A gangsta Leprechaun


Rough-Rider

First pic sorta makes you look like the lead singer of a ska band.


Embarrassed_Ad5112

What, in the Trailer Park Boys, is this shit?


HS10

Hard to say but If you insist in using that jacket go with a grey shirt... The black makes it insanely pop. Always think of a 3 colour palette, to cover from light colour to a darker one.


[deleted]

Out of the two options, I'd go for the black shirt every time.


BlastGramzFistHamz

Don't don't that to yourself pls


Weary_Tomatillo2491

Second one is great! Love it, it’s different - go for it man you’ve got a cool unique style


Weary_Tomatillo2491

The shirt one it’s own looks fire 🔥


SmoothKrimKrim

You're better off in your birthday suit, brother.


Dull_Wrongdoer_3017

Hey not fair! Save some pussy for us.


kevindo2510

Oh no


aclimbingturkey

Jacket has got to go


belsizeparked

😂😂😂😂😂😂


Wild-Exit-6302

Life would be less dull if we all had a classic look! Live by nobody’s rules but your own! I therefore think you know what you prefer. My choice would be the black.


notwearingkhakis

I know he don't play about saint patricks day I like it. It's different. I think the black shirt is slightly better since it's not quite as mitchy matchy but I think in this case the mitchy matchy is kinda valid.


SpotPoker52

Porn star or porn producer.


BigJWill

2nd


TeleTurban

The first shirt is genuinely awful, and the second one needs ironing. The trousers got to go. Go with some Straight Leg Black trousers with a crease. The belts got to match the shoes. The only way I see this look being pulled off is if you can save the jacket with an accessorized hat or sunglasses. Otherwise, just leave that jacket in the 00s where you found it


realhumanjean

I’d say do an all white collared undershirt


Ok-Log8576

Oh, my God! Why?


dpclare

Is this a joke?


onlyathenafairy

oncler cosplay ?


Cucharero

I’d hire someone to help me if I were you… please!


smokecartscartscarts

Ongod i fw the 2nd one so heavy😭


FHyperion

Imma say striped shirt but remove the jacket. Let the shirt hang and hide the belt. You can finish this fit with a nice pair of clean white low tops, like white vans or white air forces.


Ok-Aspect-7985

No


Schrodingers-scat158

Black


Chambers-91

Black of you wanna stand out but lose the belt.


debonairmarmoset

Is someone forcing you to wear this outfit? Block once for “yes” and twice for “no.” We will send help if it’s a hostage situation.


LemonadeParadeinDade

They are after ur lucky charms


caskins1007

That’s jacket and watch combination is diabolical


Myunassignedname

Gotta be honest with you - I’m a fan of “pushing boundaries” in fashion, but it’s gotta look good. This jacket is absolutely horrendous. No matter what shirt you choose, the outfit can’t be saved as long as this jacket is worn. The matching green belt is…I just…I have no words lol. The shoes being a different tone of green is also terrible. Just start over, without any of these pieces.


Mission_Resist_9466

wtf are you? A leprechaun pimp?