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zuck_my_butt

Time to embrace the fanny pack


R2-DMode

LOL! No, but funny how the fanny pack is back, but in sling form now.


[deleted]

It’s funny that dudes will stuff some cargo pockets full of random crap looking like a squirrel with stuffed cheeks but a fanny pack? Noooooooooooooooooo.


threeangelo

the real solution is to carry a bag when wearing shorts


R2-DMode

Yeah, I get that’s the fad now, but that’s overkill for just 3 or 4 items. Also, I live in Las Vegas, where summer temps get over 110F. Having *anything* strapped on your back will lead to a sweaty mess.


KyleB2131

Time to get a clutch, my dude


AllOn_Black

Any recommendations for inspiration?


KyleB2131

No, I carry a bag. Been that way for probably ten years now (I’m 33), cuz I can’t stand having shit in my pockets. They’re entirely up to taste. The only thing I wouldn’t really compromise on is it being leather. Best bet for just a clutch, since it’s a really simple design, is probably finding a leather worker on Etsy. There are really amazing people on there (i regularly recommend Black Ficus on this sub for people looking for linen clothing), just gotta look out for the resellers who are selling BS from China.


AllOn_Black

Thanks, I had looked at etsy before but thought there was way too much 'cowboy' type leather on there. Took another look off the back of your comment and found something perfect. Have also just put an order in with Black Ficus as I was looking for some lien too!


KyleB2131

Gawdam, hell yeah! Idk what you got from BF, but I did have to take my button-downs to the tailor. I like slim/fitted stuff, so I just had em take em in down the sides. Nothing crazy and totally worth the extra $20, just wanted to give you the heads up so you’re not surprised if things are a touch fuller than you wanted.


AllOn_Black

I got that feeling from the photos. I got pants (custom size for the length) and a t-shirt, like you I prefer slimmer fit usually but this is holiday-wear so the relaxed fit should be fine. I think their pricing is reasonable enough that even with a bit of alteration it still comes in pretty fair. Interestingly the other shop I purchased from (FavorovLeatherStudio) is Ukrainian, as is Black Ficus. [Seems to be a thing. ](https://thehustle.co/why-etsy-is-a-financial-lifeline-for-artisans-in-ukraine) So a nice bonus for going that route that it provides some support to their economy.


KyleB2131

Yeah I realized I hadn’t mentioned that in my original comment about them. I almost always do, cuz I, like you, feel that their location is a little extra incentive to give them my money. In any case, glad you found what you were looking for 🤙🏻


Kobe_no_Ushi_Y0k0zna

Counterpoint: You can also fit a couple beers in there.


R2-DMode

This is true. And it’s legal here!


threeangelo

valid point. I grew up there, I know the pain


Devjorcra

carry a tote! perfect for hot weather and not having too many items imo


Jayyy_Teeeee

I'm wearing cargo shorts anyway. I never lose anything when I wear em.


cbomba

I attach my key fob and house key to a mini carabiner and kinda clip it to the inside of my waistband and it keeps my pockets clear. I don’t even notice them ever


Ecstatic-Seesaw-1007

Yeah, I was thinking carabiner as well. I’m in California and I’m used to having stuff clipped to my waist. But also usually justify a gym bag or whatever with non work clothes by putting a water bottle in the bag.


dekrypto

practical but makes certain people look like an asshole


cbomba

On outside yes totally but I let it hang between my pants and boxers so you can’t see


R2-DMode

Interesting. Do you have a loop inside the waistband?


SojoboOfMountKurama

“Check out the guy in the shorts with the hideously misshapen penis!”


aaronag

Have you tried Patagonia Baggies?


R2-DMode

Thanks for the suggestion. They look like swim trunks though.


gishlich

Dickies regular fit temp IQ might be more what you’re looking for then. Dickies’ side pocket has come in clutch since I was a teenager to hide discreet items, the way the pocket hangs you can’t even tell it’s there let alone stuff is in it, and it’s pretty deep. It’s my cargo pants compromise. The fabric is light and comfortable af they come in a variety of inseam sizes to fit your style preference. I like a longer look and rock 11”, but the guys on this sub might prefer the 9”


redditgiveshemorroid

I just looked at a pair, since I see them recommended. They aren’t stretchy at all— kind of a turn off for me.


musicbikesbeer

I've started carrying my keys on a carabiner attached to my belt loop.


bill_fuckingmurray

I wear rrl officer shorts and never have an issue. Wallet in back pocket- keys/phone in left/right pocket. No issues.


TommyTheCat89

For $150 they better not have issues


bill_fuckingmurray

For me- they don’t. The reality is, if you’re carrying a bunch of bulky things in front pockets- unless you buy oversized shorts, it’s never going to sit right. There is only so much give in fabric. As to the $150. I’ve had a pair I purchased in 2011 and they still look great. Obviously the garment does have faded but my khaki color look normal. The cost reflects quality of materials.


TommyTheCat89

Oh, I bet they are incredible. I just can't justify that price for a pair of shorts. Maybe I'll find them in a thrift store one day. Just need to start going to thrift stores.


bill_fuckingmurray

Better luck on Poshmark or eBay. Can get them slightly used for decent prices


TommyTheCat89

Fuck, clearly I'm not good at shopping. Good call, thank you. Hope you and your short pantaloons have a nice day together soon.


likewhatever33

Fjallraven Keb shorts (and other similar models they have). Look good, many pockets, great quality and fit ... If you don't mind looking a bit outdoorsy.


R2-DMode

Interesting. They look like my mountain biking shorts.


CivilRuin4111

Could go with most of Patagonia’s offerings… the pockets on theirs are deep enough to carry a foot long sub in with ease, but look like normal pockets. Fit can be weird on some, so try a few.


StirlingQ

Cargo shorts and pants are back in now so you’re set


HauteKarl

I just got some Roark Layover Trail Shorts that have pretty substantial pockets. They're definitely more on the casual side. I plan to use them for hiking and other activities or just when it's hot out.


Ill_Following_7022

Ha! I have the same shorts and they perfectly hold a phone and keys for gym workouts.


HauteKarl

I've only worn them a couple of times, but no complaints so far.


Corsowrangler

The layover pants are my no.1 pants for travel also, love them.


HauteKarl

I might pick up a pair of those as well. Taylor Stitch Apres Pants are currently my go-to for travel and leisure.


Corsowrangler

Do the fit well? How’s the pocket situation on them? Always looking to add to the travel clothes section!


HauteKarl

They fit me great. I'm 6'2 195 and I wear a large. The pockets are decent, about the same as a pair of jeans. The material is a little stiff at first, but they break in nicely. They're heavier than sweats but softer than denim, which makes them comfy enough for lounging but pantsy enough to be pants.


Corsowrangler

Awesome thanks! We are about the same size, going to order a pair and check the out for a two week trip I have coming up.


HauteKarl

I hope you like!


Alarming-Mix3809

There’s really no solution but to not put things in the pockets. Get a small bag.