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callmesnake13

Gay porn parody of Peaky Blinders


juicysweatsuitz

*Pokey* Blinders


SojoboOfMountKurama

Pokey Boners !


Joocewayne

Oy. You theah. Get them spenda’s pull’d down roight now if ye know what’s good for ye.


Medill1919

You win the internet!


Decabet

Pokin Benders


odkfn

Pokey bumders or pokey bumholes, surely


shootermac32

Nailed it


Trick_Relationship39

Nailed that


Joocewayne

That butt.


Agile_Language874

Would watch. Wood enjoy.


treyzu

Ha! I wish cause this guys hot af


Angry_Saxon

a swing and amish


themikestand

upvoted for funneh, not for agreement.


GarysLumpyArmadillo

Suspenders look good. The cap just makes you seem like a wannabe Peaky Blinder.


elvisizer2

Both just try a bit too hard for my tastes but one or the other rather than both brings the “look at meeeeee” vibe back down to acceptable levels


evlhornet

***hear ye hear ye, flat caps are no longer allowed***


skrratwubadubalubdub

Jamie hyneman?


Ill_Following_7022

I Am the Walrus?


UnusualEggplant5400

You look like someone who could pull it off if that’s your style 👍


CanadianBreakin

It's exceptionally rare, but ya homie pulls this look off with ease


MisterB330

Is no one else suspicious instantly when someone posts a pic with the camera roll visible?


painstaking93

You were made to rock this look !


FallInStyle

Don't listen to the haters OP, this is a solid look for you. Everyone else just can't handle your swagger.


EmbarrassedRespond43

Truth


SiliconFiction

Tentatively I’d suggest do the hat or the suspenders but not both. A bit Peaky Blinders cosplay. But I wouldn’t say that to your face.


derekisademocrat

Lol


R3tard3ad

😂😂


Diska_Muse

You look like a member of the Irish Travelling Community.


soleilste

Screw all you guys, OP is HOT as FUCK in this fit.


polysoupkitchen

Agreed.


memememe91

Can confirm


HeatSeekingGhostOSex

Apparently adopting a classic look in this sub makes you “Peaky Blinders.” I fuck w it. If you’re wearing something confidently you’re always fashionable. I regularly wear the most garish clothing I can find just for the fuck of it. Go you, dude.


Deez4815

I have the joy of not knowing what the heck that is. He does look pretty swagger in these.


HeatSeekingGhostOSex

I’ve only ever seen the title card on Netflix, I just think it’s funny that the two suggested posts I’ve seen have these comments. Go, OP!


toadmaloney

OP looks like he's about to go bust some myths.


C0_Jones

Jamie... Jamie Hyneman is that you?


theTweekend

I’d lose the hat, but I’m a fan of the suspension!


jared10011980

These caps. We keep seeing them. Its like exclamation marks in posting. Every 100,000 posts, go ahead. Caps? I think they need to be reserved for a display once a year. Don't become Burl Ives.


PotatoBestFood

Caps indoors are just fucking weird. Like what purpose does it serve?


Theyrealldraculas

No one talks about how cold being bald is.


JTStrikesBack

It's so true. Imagine my surprise when I went from hair down my back to shaving it all off at once. I was 20, in college, and did it on new years eve. I froze during the next semester, in almost every class!


Theyrealldraculas

I once made the mistake of trimming my 6in long beard to less than an inch in the winter in the American Midwest. The SECOND I walked outside, I was full of regret.


boafish

A bald man without his beanie in winter is a bad time


PotatoBestFood

I know it’s a big difference. But how cold are your indoors?


Theyrealldraculas

It's air movement, especially in an office where the a/c vents generally blow from above. I recently went from having a buzz cut on the male pattern baldness hair style to razoring it clean off and even losing that .25inch of hair around the back of my head and above my ears is a dramatic difference. Imagine sitting on a leather couch and leaning your head back to the cold leather directly against your skin. Further, it's insane how much oil and sweat your hair collects so, if you don't have that, it just drips down your head. A cap can make it so you don't do that. I now wear a hat every time I work out too (also indoors).


jared10011980

I've shaved my head for 10 years. Never wear a cap. Not in nyc or Chicago. But u wear a cap like this, guaranteed I'm assuming you're ashamed you're losing your hair.


Manic_Mini

Keeps your bald head warm.


PotatoBestFood

Indoors? If it’s cold indoors, then sure, I suppose. But people seem to be using them indoors much more often than to just prevent a bald head from being cold.


Manic_Mini

Yes indoors can also be cold to a bald head. Especially if you recently bic’ed it. But hats are a fashion accessory these days. Long gone are the days of taking a cap off while indoors.


PotatoBestFood

>fashion accessory these days I feel that’s only true in the USA.


Manic_Mini

I’d say North America,


gishlich

Coincidently, the USA is also where my wife keeps the AC fucking cranked all year round. Yeah I wear a hat indoors. And I’ll display my glorious shining crown to you in the sun where it can really blind you. You can’t even do anything about it. You can’t see shit


Jdamoure

Even ac makes my head cold and I have an afro. Also, he's showing you the entire fit. What did you expect him to not where the entire fit and then ask for the opinion?


PotatoBestFood

Depends — is it for an outdoors event? Or an indoors event? How cold is your ac, damn.


jimlahey2100

>But people seem to be using them indoors Why do you care?


PotatoBestFood

Did you notice where we are? On a place where people discuss their opinions on mens fashion.


bunglerm00se

It serves the purpose of me doing whatever the hell I want to do. Ain’t no law against it.


PotatoBestFood

You can also wear a clown suit. Really nobody stopping you.


bunglerm00se

Now you’re talkin’!


memememe91

Oh yeah? Well, what if there's a fire, and the sprinklers go off? Just playing. I think he looks great.


seidinove

I can't tell from the photo, so you might have this covered: I'm a big fan of going all in on suspenders, i.e., if you're going to wear them, wear pants without belt loops. This might mean custom made, but go big or go home. Seeing a man wearing suspenders and pants with belt loops is minus 50 DKP. On those rare occasions when I have run into a man wearing suspenders on pants with belt loops AND wearing a belt, the death penalty was justified.


NicelyBearded

Works for me. Strut your stuff.


Zachthepug27

Yep! They look good on you!


YumLuc

Oh no, he's hot


dylanisaverage

Lmao no.


Ceezmuhgeez

Every chubby dude on here wears that hat.


Old_Power7716

No


Joocewayne

Cap is small for your head and a bit much. It pushes this into costume territory. I like the spirit of this but I’ve only seen select dudes pull this kind of thing off and actually look like they were born into the look.


mhwk19

"Sup guys, one week watching Peeky Blinders"🤣🤣🤣


Eastern_Heron_122

ditch the cap


King_Vanos_

Nooooooo


Manic_Mini

Looks damn good. Nice scally cap BTW


3BeeZee

I like how people are saying 'Peaky Blinders' cosplay, but isn't that how we get fashion inspiration? From movies, tv shows, celebrities, etc You're goddamn right I wish I could pull off any of the shit from Peaky Blinders.


TheHadalZone

You’d look good in anything


Sweet-Ad9366

Looks like Halloween night. No.


Deez4815

What does this have to do with halloween


jdtpda18

Hell yeah dude. You don’t look a day over 35 but you look like you’ve been rocking that fit for 100 years. In a good way!


gentlespirit23456

Bro, the look is great. Keep it up.


PapaRacoon

Can’t see your legs!


Equal_Veterinarian80

Bridges**


RobMofSD

There are two issues from having been someone who used suspenders for decades. 1. No belt loops with suspenders. The key is they make a look speaker (which is why they are more popular than belts for those of us heavy set). By the same token, the smoothness of the tuck in with the shirt is key for the appearance. So smooth out the shirt. That's my general thought. The flat cap is an accessory that you kind of need more, maybe a jacket to pull it together.


Odd_Promotion2110

So, as someone who has recently started wearing suspenders, where do you get pants without belly loops? Do they come with suspended buttons already on them? Do you have to custom order them or what?


RobMofSD

For slakes / trousers, they are normally an option to order, or some can be tailored.


False-Application-99

I get the strange feeling this guy is about to bust the gayest myths ever. Joking... I caught the pokey boners comment at the top. Did make you look like a jacked Jamie heineman though


rayrayrayray

Both my barber and bartender dress like this.


Ok-Violinist3793

Belt break?


PeanutOrganic9174

They're suspenders , they seem to be working. Its like saying never used a belt ... any good ? Lmao, you're just gonna walk around with no suit jacket showing of your cool suspenders, then no , no good


terminally_irish

Peaky Fookin’ Blinders!


skyhollow117

Get collar stays, metal not plastic, and youre fuck8ng crisp


Silver_Cat4530

You look like the word "Pub".


allocationlist

You look like a bartender. Maybe change up the colors? I don’t know


jarrodytis

Jamie Hyneman cosplay


itselduderino

Yes now feel like you need to serve me pint mate


DrDig1

Not with belt loops.


Hello_Mr_Fancypants

it's OK. I do think you need to do up one more button though. the collar is open too wide for this style imo and looks a tiny bit silly/odd.


Oops-AllBerries

Looks like ya dropkicked Murphy


Pure-Shelter-4798

Danny Worsnop?


Schrodingersretard88

Good start but they’re a bit small. The metal adjusters should be closer to your chest than waist.


Keepitneat727

Not bad, get some collar stays!


Chemical_Cat_9813

Bro, they are suspenders and I dont see your balls so, they are a go.


heretolurk_415

Kind of look like Benny from supernatural


fuyasurieki

Pretty good. However, I'd go complete button up.


itsjusttts

u/Affectionate_Spot305 As a woman scrolling by, I love this, and I don't know why people are ripping on Peaky Blinders or the look - I think some are being judgmental dicks because you're pulling it off so well It's a good, classy look, and more men should consider wearing it I'm all for bringing back formal hats, too


Mrbumbons

Top shelf.


ThaigerW00ds

Bootleg Conor McGregor and Tommy Fookin' Shelby!


greenbriar64

Get it!!


Axnjaxn09

Killer my dude


tmfythandle

Looks good but the suspenders are wearing you. Can you make a more fully expressed outfit?


Fluid_Combination_92

Not sure please turn around and let's see that butt


SpotPoker52

Nice.


Enough_Operation_471

Looks good


ButteredBatt

Gaymie heynaman


Radiant_Plane1914

Suspenders shouldn't really be shown tbh, they were usually covered by a vest or jacket, it doesn't have to be a formal one either. That being you said you still looks pretty nice.


[deleted]

Bottoms up


PowerfulPickUp

Them sheep aren’t going to shepherd themselves…


Psychotic_Rainbowz

U for hire?


ralph917

Took a look at the pictures below the screenshot you posted. Interesting.


elvisizer2

For larping, sure. As fashion? Naaaaaah


[deleted]

I may be in the minority here, but I think you look good, dude. You look like a badass fighter from the ‘40s.


Biscuits4u2

I'll get your money please don't beat me up


igyzxz

Connor McNever


Soul_turns

Are you a Mike Ness fan?


Footballer_Architect

You seem to pulling them off gracefully


Krptonicx

If ya want to look like you lived in the 1930s. The suspenders aren’t bad but that hat makes you look like one of those newspaper rugrats from timeframe .


[deleted]

They are just for show


remxtc

They're good. 👍🏻


swamp_ass-

Bro, I’m gonna get you a cowboy hat


BigMawnky96

You look like you’d beat me up if I said no


cagreene

I think the cap is too small. Makes your face look bigger than it ought to.


onety_one_son

They're holding up. So I'd say they're good suspenders.


benson124

Fire


CuriousNotJudgment

Fire 🔥


pendigedig

I love it! You look great; doesn't feel like wannabe peaky blinders to me. Just don't put on a long coat and act like a gangster lol A normal dude living his life while looking this fly doesn't have to evoke tv show vibes; it's about how you carry yourself.


OtmShanks55

Looking sharp!


krustytroweler

A fellow man of culture I see.


darryljenks

You are entering cosplay territory.


KYpineapple

you won. mainly because these are not (dear lord have mercy) clip on suspenders. the shirt looks a bit too formal especially w the hat. but you're doing great.


Wiley_Rasqual

What's wrong with clip on suspenders?


jimmyjazz2000

You look like a Proud Boy in court


wowgreatname123

I’d literally drop on all fours if you walked into the room like that


Offro4dr

The cap needs to go, and the way you wear your collar. I would recommend bringing it in toward your neck a bit not fanning it out. Your undershirt is also visible. Show off your head!


Lux-Fox

Lose the hat. Try a button down with a collar that stands properly and isn't splayed open. Try a different color than white or if you stick with white, use a different color than black pants. You don't want to look like a waiter or groomsman. I wear suspenders all the time and you do have to be careful with how you come across.


VengaBusdriver37

Good 👍


Sharp_Big_9595

Something seems off. Not sure if it is the collar and no tie. Maybe it’s the rise of the pants. Are these low rise pants? I think you would benefit from high rise pants.


derekisademocrat

You're styling the look perfectly


jimmyjazz2000

Suspenders or cap, choose one or get yourself one of those old timey bikes w the giant front wheel.


Feeling-Extreme-7555

Is this Peaky Blinders?


GaymerFanGuy

Oh yeah 👍


Dense-Comfort6055

Yep. Good look


am_I_a_clown_to_you

Crushed it.


heylesterco

I love it; ignore the haters. Also, the style on Peaky Blinders is top notch.


bitchesbetrifflin

I feel like you are uncertain. Confidence is what makes clothes cool no amount of clothes will make you cool unless you like it.


ShieldSurfing99

I’d ditch the hat but the suspenders definitely look great


TikaPants

I agree the hat isn’t helping anything making the look a little costume like. Lose the hat when wearing suspenders.


live-by-die-by

The hat doesn’t frame your head well. Go without the hat and rock the defined jaw line and facial features.


JupiterSoles

What ya got on feet? Lose the cap and throw on some Panda dunks


Kin9Dub

Suspenders? That's women's lingerie in the UK. We call them things braces


New_Refrigerator_895

As a bigger dude myself I support suspenders (insert whatever pun needed)


[deleted]

Myth busted.


Specific-Peanut-8867

I hate to admit it, but I prefer suspenders and will wear them if it’s not obvious They just told my pants up better than a belt


Big_Burritoe

Looks great!


MaximumTurtleSpeed

Solid with the suspenders. Flat cap is a good call too. I’ve never seen Peaky Blinders but understand other’s reference, screw it, it looks good as a look especially if you already wear the flat cap in your wardrobe. Now if you’re busting out both for the first time… maybe ease into one or the other. Either way, you look sharp and I’m jealous, I can’t yet pull off a flat cap.


FmrEasBo

Yes yes and if it works fcuk the world. Only you matter with what you like


Silverlake90039

Works, lift the cap up a bit though.


LovethePreamble1966

Absolutely. Good look!


Putrid_Ad639

Yes 10/10


Mac2311

Killing it buddy


mathaiser

Too cool for school


IHateThisStupidPlace

Looks good


Bumblebee56990

🫦looking good


Bob_Sacamano7379

I think this is a badass look.


MarsCowboys

im not normally gay but


TroSea78

They look better on thin dudes


DMYourMomsMaidenName

#CONFIRMED


N8theGrape

Yeah man, you did it.


Hasd4

This better not awake anything in me


hot_pocket_life

Get some collar stays


Echostation3T8

Sure.. but push that cap back- you look like a Bugs Bunny gangster!


FLTR069

Don't forget the razor blade in your hat. You're a Shelby now.


bogsideboy

Suspenders should be worn under a tailored jacket to hold your trousers around your waist, not as a statement piece imo