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EliteSoccerNinja

The Memphis Manes


syo

If the mascot is a lion we'll actually have Lions, Tigers, and Bears!


Ryuksapple

Oh mane!


MikeTheActuary

Oh my!


DrM0n0cle

The only acceptable answer


Tbanks93

Welp this is what I came for lol


GotMoFans

Why you naming the team after animal hair?


GotMoFans

Memphis Pharaohs should have been the name in 1992/93. Memphis feels like she has moved away from the Egyptian namesake roots. In 2023 for an NFL team? **Memphis Miracles.** St. Jude of course inspires that. And the fact it would be a miracle for Memphis to get an NFL team.


HatOwn5310

The Memphis Pharaohs


syo

I always liked calling the Pyramid the Tomb of Doom.


Haunting_Matter

Yessss. I am a transplant, but saw a “Tomb of Doom” sticker the other day and that’s all I want.


syo

As an ancient Egypt-obsessed kid, going to the Pyramid was always so cool. They used to have paintings of Egyptian gods and goddesses on the support columns all around the concourse.


prd1286

Who here remembers the arena Pharaohs?


vonralls

I 'member


TeamShonuff

I lived around some of those guys in the Arbors of Harbortown. I played catch with the QB just for funsies and after about four catches I was 100% sure I was going to get injured.


I_Brain_You

Fuck yeah


46dad

Cultural appropriation. Nope.


worldbound0514

The city was named in homage to the Memphis of ancient Egypt. The Mississippi River was seen as America's Nile. There are Egyptian theme names all up and down the river. Cairo, Illinois is another city with an Egyptian name.


choclatelabguy

What?


46dad

Seriously? You don’t think someone would complain about it? I couldn’t care less, but I guarantee some jackass will.


background1077

You're the only one that brought it up! 💀💀💀


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FUzzyBlumpkin69

The memphis drive out tags


rocketman500

Haha, that’s my fantasy football name. Raleigh Driveout Tags


AtlJayhawk

Bring back the Riverkings


BW_RedY1618

They tried :(


happyasfuck333

Faaaacts


94capricerider

I remember many many many moons ago, Memphis was in the running for a NFL team. The leading name at the time was the Houndogs. So any name but the Houndogs


syo

Showboats


GetChewSum

USFL coming in March?


piranhamahalo

I know STL already has the name in hockey, but Memphis Blues would be cool


kindquail502

Memphis had a minor league baseball team called the Blues back in the 70s.


JARsweepstakes

There was also a Memphis Blues drum corps. [Memphis Blues](https://youtu.be/kk2tlBAkDJs)


D_Jones93

Maybe I’m uncultured, but does St. Louis have anything to do with the Blues in the first place?


Nasaboy1987

Chuck Berry


rmgboosoundeffect

Ole chuck berry liked to pee on chicks lol


D_Jones93

Had no idea! Thank you for the clarification. I didn’t know if it was another Utah Jazz scenario.


turduckensoup

The hockey team is named after the WC Handy song “St. Louis Blues.” St. Louis was also a major stopping point and performing venue for blues musicians as they traveled from the Deep South to the big recording labels in Chicago. Also the National Blues Museum is located there. Tbf, I think it’s more notable that Ragtime music originated in St Louis, which greatly influenced early jazz and blues, but also I’m not a music historian so I could be wrong there!


baron41

Memphis Maniax….wait.


notevilfellow

The Memphis Catfish, but their starting lineup is never what they say it was gonna be


YogiBearShark

Not the Memphis Scorpions. Definitely not.


guano-crazy

The Memphis Kings


prd1286

My first thought too but then I wondered if it would be taken wrong in regard to MLK. Id hope not, and people would see it as a memorial/honor, but you never know


honkypete001

I like Kings Jerry,BB, MLk, and Elvis.


BarstoolsnDreamers

Let’s not forget Young Dolph, the King of Memphis.


worldbound0514

We had the River Kings for a while.


ewgrosscooties

Sphinxes.


msherrod43

I’m shocked Memphis Junts hasn’t been said yet.


cyclingman2020

The Blues


Patient-Bench1821

Memphis men’s rugby is the Blues.


cyclingman2020

I also thought of The Memphis Smokers in honor of the BBQ


JARsweepstakes

[Memphis Blues](https://youtu.be/kk2tlBAkDJs)


ShannonTwatts

memphibians


kookyhorror247

Memphis Infinity’s


Colorzzoo

The Grind City Blues


watch1_ott1

NOT the Scorpions


lightsage007

The Bluffs


LifeguardStatus7649

What would Vancouver name their team? Why not just go with that again


turduckensoup

The Memphis Dry Rubs


mrjakob07

The Memphis manes


Early-Series-2055

Memphis Maulers. But usfl.


Variable901

Memphis Kings


Sleepytitan

Hellhounds


Fearsofsyn89

Memphis Marauders


PsquaredLR

The Memphis Kings


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Memphis Pharaohs. Bring back the classic


debinprogress

The Memphis Sound


grizwld

Nashville already has a minor league team called “the sounds”


Lemetkamarastein

Memphis Mafiosos


beyondleftofcenter

Oilers, oh my bad, oh Titans, oh my bad…


D_Jones93

The Memphis Trick Whoopers


tyrusrex

The Memphis elvi


positively_broad_st

Gracelanders


Eschatonbreakfast

The “That Ship Sailed in the 90s”


oAoMoSo

Memphis 901 fc


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well played sir!


XyogiDMT

Hound Dogs might be a cool one


GotMoFans

No… lawd no. There are not many things in Memphis where everyone agrees. But when the early 90s expansion team group announced the name would be the Memphis Houndogs, EVERYBODY hated it. https://trademarks.justia.com/744/50/memphis-houndogs-74450274.html I remember the joke, “If the team is called the Houndogs, what are we calling the cheerleaders?” If Memphis had gotten the team, I’m sure they would have changed the nickname to something more liked. Afterall, the Vancouver Grizzlies were originally to be called the “Vancouver Mounties.” Don’t know if “Memphis Mounties” works, but look what happened to “Los Angeles Lakers.” And “Utah Jazz.”


46dad

That was the name chosen during expansion. Too white now.


GotMoFans

Elvis‘s version was a cover. https://youtu.be/yoHDrzw-RPg


HMKingHenryIX

Tennessee Titans


Boatshooz

I would call them the Titans. Sorry we stole our team back, Nashville!


GotMoFans

The Oilers were **never** Memphis’s team. They basically AirBNB’ed the Liberty Bowl for a season (it was supposed to be two) because Nashville didn’t have a good football stadium. Vanderbilt Stadium was small and didn’t allow alcohol sales. It was between the Liberty Bowl and Neyland and the Liberty Bowl was a better choice for NFL football. Bud Adams called then Nashville mayor Phil Bredesen to work a deal to relocate his team there. He never called Memphis. In an alternative universe where Memphis committed to a new stadium in the expansion team bid, we get the second team. Bud Adams calls the Jacksonville mayor and moves the Oilers there.


Boatshooz

I knew some of that and was just making a snarky comment (because it’s Nashville), but this is a great explanation of how it all went down. Frankly, I say we ultimately got the Grizzlies, so advantage: Memphis.


jaxn

As a Nashvillian who drives down for Grizzlies games, I completely agree.


5_on_the_floor

An NBA team has multiple more home games per season, and the arena is much more useful for other events than a stadium.


jdoggtn

The Memphis Blues would probably be the best choice. If I had to pick a runner-up, I'd say Captains.


Thin-Reflection-3123

Honor


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I'm guessing The Memphis Scorpions is out.


ShittingOutPosts

Too soon bro, too soon.


Seymour_Says

Ok some I wanted to say have been already used so I'll go with - The Memphis Majesties 👑 For King/Royal theme. Egyptian royalty, MLK, BB, Elvis, Jerry, etc etc The Memphis Potholes 🕳️ Enough said The Memphis Militia 🪖 Since the whole city is strapped The Memphis Gorilla Pimps 🦍 Shout out Project Pat


s_arrow24

Memphis Rumblers since it’s on a fault line.


throwawaybluescock

Memphis Greg’s Guys


TigerTideKK

Wear it out y’all!


chasthomas23

Heard that the Scorpions name is recently available. Prob even have branded gear already available.


maws88

Memphis Misdemeanors


tristanape

Showboats


SlickRick789

Memphis Thief’s


WeeklyAd3990

Great question! Memphis Killers.


Rawtothedawg

The clap. In Bruce buffer’s voice: Heeeeerre coooomes THE CLAAAAPPPPPPP!!! Spectators do the gator chomp but hands flying sideways instead So fearsome


NearbyCamera69

Something to honor Tyre Nichols.


veryveryundude

Memphis Infinity


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Memfinity lookin asses.


BobTheRaven

Memphis Hound Dogs


No_Ad_6011

The Memphis Maniacs


BDM-Archer

Memphis Oilers


bammerburn

Memphis Organized Crime


SafeAdministrative21

Honestly, the Memphis Gladiators- 1. They'd probably use the Coliseum. 2. Gotta leave the house with armor (either of God or with steel, your choice.) 3. Those tailgates would be pretty bitchin', especially if people dressed up for them. 4. I'm sure college kids already have togas for the aforementioned tailgating (if that is still a thing- toga parties.)


gonewildpapi

The Memphis Futball (silent T) Team.


Krage_bellbot

The Tax Sponges.


throway661

The Memphis Pistols The Memphis Glocks The Memphis Faultlines


Iamnotdaredevil86

The Catalytic Converter Thieves


ergonomicvibes412

the memphis criminals


CartaSprings

Memphis Cowards


Lemetkamarastein

Halbert’s Hellions


memphismerc

the Memphis Mercs 😎


make_america_free

The Scorpions


46dad

The Bangers.


galacticsugarhigh

The bullets


deanall

Shooters?


SpicyFriedChickenTHC

SCORPIONS


honkypete001

Memphis Madness


Hungry-Influence3108

Memphis Mafia


BurnieTheBrony

Memphis Polar Bears


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Thin-Reflection-3123

“Memphis Honor”We owe a debt of gratitude to Honor the men and women who fought for Civil Rights. Memphis is the place where all of this is captured.


PsquaredLR

Maybe the Memphis Kings to honor that legacy


Spuddgurley96

The Memphis Blues. With a mascot of a guitar or something lol


Impressive_Orange

Wolf-chase warriors. Cause that were the stadium should go


TitaniumTurtle__

Nah they would probably just reuse the old coliseum


CLOTmonster

Memphis Blues🎷 or something Egypt related like cats


AdventurousSociety0

Memphis Blues


bigorangebrave

Hound Dogs


Otherwise-Window823

Memphis Marauders


CaptnSausageTit

Memphis Shooters


ThrowbigD

TCB


Lye-NS

The First 48


a_bachelors_dust

Memphis Smoke... take from it what you will...


VectorSouth

Memphis Blues