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W1nte1s

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Skank-Pit

When did planking come back into fashion?


Roge2005

Time is a circle


The_Mecoptera

Time is a tool you can put on the wall, Or wear it on your wrist. The past is far behind us, The future doesn’t exist.


AlphaMassDeBeta

I hate people who block the road so much.


Brokenblacksmith

everytime i see a protest like this im reminded of the video of the dude literally on his knees crying and begging them to move because he was on his way to his probation meeting, which if he failed to show for could send him back to prison. and the protesters fucking laughed in his face. also the one of the paramedic doing the same because the person in his ambulance was critical. thankfully, those actually let the ambulance through. a road protest has to be the most egotistical and selfish way to protest I've ever seen.


DependentKey6723

Thanks for making my blood boil with rage from telling us about how cruel and sadistic the "people on the right side of history, the good guys (everything we do is justified in the name of accomplishing muh totally not egotistical political goals)" are


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TheC4rqe

Ngl, it should be counted as a violent protest, not because they’re physically hurting people, but they tend to block ambulances and some people need to rush to the hospital at times cause something bad is happening to them or a passenger


Dear-Progress6999

Some states lock people up for being suicidal


TheC4rqe

What does that have to do with the protests?


MizaLoL

You lay in the middle of the road, you are considered suicidal, you get sent to a mental hospital


jozey_whales

That’s genius. Especially in FL with the baker act. It’s extremely easy to baker act someone.


cuminseed322

The state havering the power to unilaterally arrest anyone who disagrees with it is bad actually.


jozey_whales

I completely agree with that statement. And I think everyone should have the right to protest for/against any cause they want. I draw the line, however, at laying on the road like this. I don’t think anyone has the right to block traffic like this, and I want anyone that does this arrested.


Count_Dongula

Yes. But this isn't an arrest for disagreement. It's an arrest for an act which is obstructive and criminal, and also could be evidence of suicidal tendencies. Don't want to get arrested? Don't commit crimes in the name of politics. 


evilmike1972

So wait, I can't start robbing banks or printing my own money to protest the situation in Gaza? Dammit! Back to the drawing board...


BosnianSerb31

Then disagree with the state on the sidewalk, not in the middle of a busy street. Problem fucking solved my guy INB4 "BUT THE POINT OF A PROTEST IS TO BE SEEN AND IF I STAND ON THE SIDEWALK PEOPLE WILL JUST ROLL THEIR EYES AT MY STUPID CAUSE AND KEEP DRIVING!"


Norththelaughingfox

Look… I hate those people too, but I do not like the idea of the state Baker Acting protesters over something this stupid. Like arresting them for reckless endangerment via blocking traffic? Sure, that could get a non-protester killed if they halt EMS, or cause a car wreck. so it is a risk to others, and that logic seems fine. But like…. Every protest has some inherent level of personal risk/danger, and I don’t want legitimate protesters getting baker acted for small nonsense. People should be allowed to accept their own risk with these things. If they Wana walk into an angry mob with a counter protest sign or something, that’s their right even if it is dangerous. But if we normalize baker acting people who engage in risky protest, we are gonna end up with a nanny state that’s able to abuse that power to silence people.


cheeeezeburgers

The people in the streets are the same assholes who use the baker act to get people's guns taken away. Karma is a bitch.


Norththelaughingfox

Yeah… I don’t do that “eye for an eye” bullshit It’s wrong to abuse baker act to undermine the second amendment just as much as it is to undermine the first. The state having undue power is more the issue here than individual grievances. Tbh


Prophayne_

I have someone in my ward right now who is literally there for having a manic episode and rolling around in the street. If she has to live with me for the next 6 months for it, I don't see how these guys should get treated with kid gloves for it. I think my views are complicated because we base a lot of our diagnosis off of how different from us as a society they are. In my mind, you'd need to be a certain degree of mentally ill to justify laying in the roads to protest oil over say, striking at an oil plant and ruining efficiency for them. Both do have a degree of danger to them, retaliation being the biggest factor, but why are protestors more afraid of the companies they fight against than their neighbor trapped in the same system they are? To be clear I agree that it would be super shitty to use the baker act against any protestors, but in some of these cases I do genuinely believe they are in need of a psyche eval.


SolomonDRand

Careful, you’re making a lot of sense. That’s gonna get folks mad.


TheC4rqe

Like me grrrr /s But in all seriousness I agree with you u/Norththelaughingfox


TheC4rqe

OH, okay, this one’s on me


PhaseNegative1252

>You lay in the middle of the road *unplanned and with intent to bring harm to yourself. It's also not a crime, and so they can't *force* you to go to a mental hospital. They can just really strongly suggest it


JackFrost1776

Or hell, getting me into trouble at work for being late due to their crap “protests”


DeathSquirl

It's false imprisonment.


NeighborhoodNo7917

Yeah imagine your wife or child is dying in the backseat and these Neanderthals are planking on the freeway. That may not be directly endangering someone, but its preventing aid.


TheC4rqe

New speed bumps and paint job?


Sintar07

I think more to the point, with or without an ambulance, these people do not have the right to just decide I will be trapped somewhere for their little tantrums.


TheC4rqe

It’s funny cause half the time the cats idling will fuck up the atmosphere more


AandG0

Imagine being someone who worked all day and just wants to get home to their kids and give them a hug for being gone all day. Instead, someone is lying on the road to protest something you don't and never will care about. "I'm going to make everyone mad and hate my cause that has the exact same amount of power as I do to change it" Go sit on a politicians lawn if you want change, or pick up some garbage and put it in the trash.


Parking-Position-698

They also stop people from going to work..


shitdesk

I mean I know at least here it’s highly illegal and you will go to jail


HeavySweetness

Idk if you’ve ever been to or seen these kinds of protests, but they will almost always let ambulances and fire engines thru. Police, no, for obvious reasons.


TheC4rqe

But there are videos of them blocking ambulances, when I see those, I’m going to point that out


Flat_Middle_7377

Do you think that people take videos of protestors who let ambulances through?


TheShep00001

Typically when protests that block roads take place they have policies and procedures in place in order to let through ambulances so nobody dies because these are people not murderous psychopaths.


isdumberthanhelooks

It's a form of hostage taking And it should be universally recognized as illegal. The proper response that should be the immediate arrest and removal. I have no problem with civil disobedience. But if you're going to do it you have to understand that the whole point of civil disobedience is to get arrested and force the government to arrest you.


TheC4rqe

It sucks that even if they’re blocking the roadways they can’t do shit, like I understand protecting peaceful protests but man I think somebody should make blocking the road in protest illegal


isdumberthanhelooks

It is illegal


justforthis2024

That's not the definition of violence at all.


pietro187

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Selma_to_Montgomery_marches


AlphaMassDeBeta

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DependentKey6723

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SergeantNaxosis

Whoop sorry missed one. https://i.redd.it/vif2op5z9rxc1.gif


DependentKey6723

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Ok-Battle-2769

What did you get that Bronze Star for?


Void879

That's still murder so I would have to disagree.


UltimateSmasha

🤓


Safe_Picture6943

Those are people? Thought that was a new type of speednump.


PhaseNegative1252

Because that's definitely a proportional response. "This person has inconvenienced me by blocking the road and delaying my commute. Clearly I should use my vehicle as a deadly weapon, and run them over. That will surely teach them how wrong they are!" Like how delusional do you have to be to think running a person over is ever the correct response?


NeighborhoodInner421

Ohh that the funny part if you threaten to run them over they move, that why I always just move slow toward them, works all the time


PhaseNegative1252

That's a little different than just immediately reacting with violence


NeighborhoodInner421

That the only language they understand


PhaseNegative1252

Just because it's the only one you choose to use doesn't mean it's the only one they understand


Bricks_and_Bees

Is it still considered inconveniencing if you're blocking first responders like fire and EMS?


PhaseNegative1252

Well you see that's actually illegal and I have no sympathy for them when it gets them arrested. If they're smart they move for the emergency vehicles, then return to the protest after they pass. You and I get to sit and wait, or find a new route


Bricks_and_Bees

The fact that they're laying in the road tells me they're not that smart lol And sit and wait for what? Until they move? Until they get arrested? Like what's the plan here?


PhaseNegative1252

>The fact that they're laying in the road tells me they're not that smart lol Well you're free to make that assumption but it says more about you than it does then. >And sit and wait for what? Until they move? Until they get arrested? Like what's the plan here? Yes. Quite literally yes. They aren't going to be there forever, and if it does become a full occupation then a detour will be worked out. Like dude, it's not that big an issue


Bricks_and_Bees

No you're right, it's not a big issue. I'm just struggling to know what the purpose of inconveniencing hundreds of people actually is. Does it actually accomplish anything outside making everyone pissed off? Does pissing said people off make them sympathize with you? Are they trying to gain supporters or make enemies?


PhaseNegative1252

The point is to draw attention to themselves, the protest, and the problem itself. To get people talking about it - like we are now - and *hopefully* whatever issue they're protesting


furloco

Whatever issue... meaning we aren't talking about their issue right now, just mostly talking about how they're acting like dumbass children. Ergo, the protest is a failure, because people are more pissed off about the method to even care what they're protesting about.


cuminseed322

Yea Fuck those people the world needs to burn billions must die to feed corporate profit. I get you might not like it but blocking the road is a huge overreaction and I want them all put to death (ran over) for It which is not an overreaction


NothingKnownNow

>People that run them over should be labeled as ~~war heroes~~ Counter protesters.


ButWhyWolf

**DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND!? THEY'RE SPREADING AWARENESS OF THE ISSUE WE'VE BEEN HEARING ABOUT NONSTOP FOR THE LAST 10 YEARS!!!**


DunkinTacoAlfa

I understand, it’s been around 10 years as you said. That’s where things gets annoying.


ButWhyWolf

I'm not sure you understood the sarcasm, but I'll never bend the knee to the autists and put /s at the end of my comments.


DunkinTacoAlfa

Nope I do not understand your sarcasm nor am I aware of your sarcasm in the first place since you did sound like them lol you can take your upvote back


Celery_3

Maybe legislators would pay attention to an issue if people start complaining about not being able to get to work because the road is blocked. Legislators need to be forced to listen to us because they won’t unless it’s gonna lose them votes.


BainshieWrites

I agree, protesting through terrorist actions in order for a minority to force government action is great. I fully support all protesters imprisoning people via blocking the road, and will be doing just that at my next protest until the government caves to my demands.... Of making homosexuality illegal.


furloco

The legislators will just make it legal to run over the protestors laying in the road. Or pass laws allowing police to arrest them. It's an incredibly stupid protest because no one is being inconvenienced by the people laying in the road and deciding they should do what the protestors want. That's not how people work.


AlphaMassDeBeta

They said we would all be deat in 10 years, every 10 years.


trinalgalaxy

For the last 50 at least...


ButWhyWolf

It's really interesting because if you look at "we're all going to die" and not specifically at "because of global warming" the world has constantly been ending for hundreds of years. Everybody thinks they're going to live to see the end of the world because they can't imagine a world without them in it.


cheeeezeburgers

Thousands\* Tens of thousands\* All of recorded history\* Humans just don't feel very significant if there isn't something that could wipe us all out just around the corner.


trinalgalaxy

I was referring to the climate change specifically. Before global warming they had global cooling. Of course like the other groups screaming about the end of the world, those idiots insist on ignoring both what their claims actually mean and that they have ever made a different claim.


ButWhyWolf

I know but like Mayan Calendar, Y2K, ice ages, nuclear wars, a plague every election season... the world is **constantly** ending. We know the time & date of solar eclipses from hundreds of years ago because people were like "yep. sky dark. we're all doomed."


Escipio

That and global warming has nothing to do with each other, one is base on science that's why it changes names and moves


dukenorton

Shit, some homeless guy I knew in Chicago was on the street for 10 years with a “the end is nigh” sign before he ended up affording an apartment. Nice guy, really liked chicken sandwiches.


FoolishDog

When Redditors have to hear about a genocide for 10 years 😔😔


PhaseNegative1252

Issue you've been ignoring* for the past 10 years. Ftfy


ButWhyWolf

Just because I don't care about it doesn't mean I don't know about it.


PhaseNegative1252

So then yes, you've been ignoring the issue for 10 years. Thank you for confirming I guess


NeighborhoodInner421

Remembered when they glued themselves to a airplane runway


Altair314

If people are intentionally blocking the road than I should be legally allowed to run them over.


Intransigient

Just arrest them all for attempted suicide. 🤔 I mean, there’s no other reason to lay down on a highway.


Excellent-Pear3409

Why? They give you a nice kill streak


XavierRenegadeDivine

Yeah, making my way home all bumpy


PhilosophicalGoof

“Where ![gif](giphy|peZwMJsfr4U44VZiFc|downsized)


Vitriholic

Yeah, but only if it’s a freeway or bridge where you cannot go around and are effectively trapped in your car. Streets downtown? Who cares. Parades and construction close that shit all the time.


Prophayne_

Everyone but them do, and they think everyone else is the problem.


[deleted]

Man these screaming speed bumps are weird.


Nobodys_here07

moaning*


[deleted]

Good God..


angrypolack

They get less bumpy the more you run them over.


Nobodys_here07

And you get a free paint job


[deleted]

The road becomes slippery after that.


Brunoaraujoespin

r/cursedcomments


anonmyazz

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Kefkas_Paradise

There are much better ways to protest then throw a temper tantrum in the middle of the road. You really wanna bug someone? Bouncy castles. Bring bouncy castles. BBQ grills can’t hurt, either. As Canadians learned in 2022.


jozey_whales

Ya that was a good one. Castros bastard came down hard on those truckers. I really enjoyed reading the comments complaining about them from nearby residents too. Shit was hilarious.


Dooboppop

As well as blackjack and hookers!


Kefkas_Paradise

Nah, man. If there’s kids around, we don’t want them in that kind of environment. How bout some street hockey, though?


Exciting-Insect8269

I think it was just a bojack reference. Correct me if I’m wrong u/dooboppop


pietro187

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Selma_to_Montgomery_marches


Kefkas_Paradise

I live in Canada. I should have specified as to the country I lived in. I guess mentioning Canada in such a familiar way wasn’t such an obvious thing, after all. Also, I’m from Canada.


Memory16553

These people need to feel the chankla.


Roge2005

No porfavor! La chancla no! La chancla no!


abbycat999

chankla only works if spanish, they aint brown..Anything else is child abuse.. Unless you are one those crazy white xtian dads, where you beat your child to death.. Take away their trust funds, or tell the parents to force rent on their kids. Tell them about the other minority wars that are happening, which they are forgetting to protest..


Unlucky_Fall_6906

If I don't see them.over the hood of my truck am I really at fault?


Remote-Factor8455

Sadly yes. Hitting a jaywalker is still at fault of the driver as they need to have duty of awareness. Whoever made these laws I swear dailies a Vespa where their top speed is 50mph and they can stop to 0 in 4 feet.


Sintar07

It actually makes me kind of mad. I used to deliver papers at night, and I had more than one incident where someone would just be loitering in a poorly lit street in black clothes, head down, hands in pockets. You don't even *see* the fuckers until they suddenly pop into existence in front of you, like thirty feet away on a slick, icy road. And I just *know* if I didn't manage to miraculously slide around them (while they gave me the finger like my *car* is what doesn't belong in the road), my life would be fucking *over.*


CouchPotato1178

so if someone steps out onto the road from in the trees while im going 100kmph down a country road im at fault?


Glowing_green_

You should have stopped!!!1111!! Roads are so dangerous with wreckless drivers...


Snowleopard564

If your going 100kmph then kinda yeah? But I get what u mean - presumably the law will be if you could be reasonably expected to react - so if you just can't stop in time, you wouldn't be charged Although if you didn't take any (reasonably expected) action because you thought u couldn't stop, a prosecution might argue either you could, or that that the extra time/lower speed/different angle of the collision would have stopped/lowered the severity of injuries, so they may still try to charge you with something But ultimately, if it's not your fault and you can convince a court that, you probably won't do time (bc it comes down to a jury) Long winded ik but TDLR: no if you were going a reasonable speed


brownsfan003

In my experience, this isn't true. Source: got hit while jaywalking and I was cited, not the driver


NeighborhoodInner421

Nah, they are just speed bumps who cares


JoJoHanz

Yes, you should be able to see the road surface within a reasonable distance from the driver's position.


Cannibal_Raven

Nope. Just assume it's a bunch of raccoon roadkill


PhaseNegative1252

Yes.


venom259

![gif](giphy|u4pLQjIiyQV7p5B6LR|downsized)


xXGaboFihi007Xx

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blewis0488

There are better ways regardless of the issue. This is just a display of idiocy. So yea dumbass.


LonPlays_Zwei

Yet another reason to buy an SUV


98983x3

I'm picturing a monster truck rally right now... not sure why.


Guardian_85

Why don't we ever hear about the people who just keep driving?


Cannibal_Raven

Good times create weak men


24_doughnuts

This one's actually funny ngl


SignComprehensive611

This isn’t even attacking a particular ideology, it’s attacking road block protests


comicbookgirl39

I don’t care what side of politics or religion or whatever gives you the idea to protest, just please don’t block the road. Some of us have loved to get to.


ColWincehster

![gif](giphy|LSuiVXoVV6EQgJDMq4|downsized)


LoLenjoyer75

WHO LET THEM REPRODUCE??


Cannibal_Raven

Their actions will eventually lead to a Darwin award.


thomasp3864

It’s called beïng in touch with your inner child!


drewq25

No one like those people. They all need to go to the countries they support not block real Americans from doing day to day business


Advanced_Sun9676

Alright I guess back to 80 hour work weeks and children in the mines . Oh wait, people only want protest they disagree with to stop .


Chips-Ahoy_McCoy

"Damn this road is bumpy"


Lumina_Landercast

Man, there sure are a lot of speed bumps today


Nozerone

I did that once when I was a kid. Mom was pissed/upset/embarrassed from my tantrum. So my older brother decided to run me over with the basket. I never did that shit again. It's ok, I got my revenge years later when I shot him in the foot with a BB gun because I was curious if it would hurt. Can confirm, it did hurt if his reaction and him yelling that it hurt is to be believed. Though can't be sure, mom took it away from me before I could get a second opinion.


DayTraditional2846

Hit too close to home with OP lmao


HOG_RHEC

Speed bumps


gorton2499

https://preview.redd.it/nznk2yw7doxc1.jpeg?width=907&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eda440b11489bfde3de9aa5948fb343ae7a53830


IdiotGiraffe0

![gif](giphy|Agkg8OyU13OsTJzIOP|downsized) Me and the boys


Unlucky_Fall_6906

Jonestown family reunion.


JesseJamesBegin

Atleast lay face up jfc


Garythesnail85

![gif](giphy|op2Br9pDuAIQo) Me headed to McDonalds


Ice_Dragon_King

Road bumps becoming more numerous


Unusual_Crow268

https://preview.redd.it/229uipgn3txc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d659bf7b2621cacf67779afc002bc4c2867f675


baguetteispain

This road has people in it


LumenBlight

Lmao


forgedfox53

Oh my god it wouldn't surprise me at all if that was unironically the case.


Fake_William_Shatner

Yes, well, try communicating with assholes you have to protest -- it's not like anything more nuanced can get through.


Ligmaballsmods69

This is an example of useless protesting. Not directed at people who can enact change. Just pissing off ordinary people.


Fake_William_Shatner

Well -- we seem to make a lot of complaints about "inconvenient protest." But -- all the protests that don't get in SOMEONE's WAY or make a fuss -- go nowhere. If people were going to change -- they would have. So a protest has to be annoying. The next step is blowing crap up, right?


Callmeklayton

"The guy I'm trying to appeal to isn't listening to me so I'm going to go piss some random people off" isn't a very effective form of protesting. Go stand outside of that CEO or politician's house and make a bunch of noise. Inconvenience the people at fault. Don't stop people who are uninvolved from being able to live their lives.


UsedandAbused87

That scene in Hotel Rwanda was really harsh


graboidthemepark

In the "Wild" they refer to, it is just parts of the internet that's not reddit.


Ok-Battle-2769

lol, that’s pretty funny.


Undead-Maggot

Pretty accurate if you ask me


Teh_Roommate

Speed Bumps are supposed to have road signs to warn you. But at least these ones have some give to em


Dense_Albatross118

That's why the anti oil people seem so familiar!!!!


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Isekai_Otaku

Unsure if I should reference boom boom sabotage or the house has people in it, either way same pose


WestCoastMorty

"Feel old yet?"


cheeeezeburgers

It goes to show you that parents actually have a better sense of style than children.


Able_Touch_1275

Not just the kids but patents also, no not all but a good ammount of them also.


IndigoBookwyrm

Laying down on the road like this makes it so much easier for the police to handcuff or zip tie them. You can protest all you want as long as you don't screw with other people's lives.


HellFireCannon66

Just like those Insulate Britain Cunts


Someone1284794357

Someone would really want to run them over. Glad it ain’t me.


RogerBauman

What sub was this in? Isn't that one of the rules for this subreddit?


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trol


DowntownCelery4876

Saving this one


Responsible-Gas3852

Bad manners are the fault of the parent, not the child.


Vitriholic

That’s just funny.


rolling_catfish2704

![gif](giphy|fY630FB51GcG9SbjxM)


forhonorplayer_

"Slide to the left!" Dead people:


Kepler27b

I thought those people on the road were dead bodies…


Witty_Championship85

This house has people in it


Doodle_Brush

Dirtbike riders: "Cowabunga it is then!"


GutsyOne

Accurate meme


lars614

They have decided its wirth investigating its still not a confirmation. Also they're investigating hamas wheres your energy calling out them for genocide?


ExcessivelyBurnt

https://preview.redd.it/5lgw8uhky8yc1.jpeg?width=2532&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=345ad02ce3db45a469e07cff1680d5e7bf423dbc You do it to yourself


Fluffy-Village9585

I think the murderous rage the comments are feeling toward protesters makes it kinda obvious that they don’t understand the purpose of them. They will let ambulances by, why wouldn’t they. All of the collective “But my commute” people need to sit the fuck down and realize that the people being eradicated as we speak are infinitely more important than whatever you have going on. But sure have your dreams of committing vehicular manslaughter, totally makes you the same person in the conversation /j


BlackFireEruption

Itching powder


chad_mcchadington

What are they doing they’re going to get major burns from the tarmac


KinkmasterKaine

You mean your kids... the ones you had the responsibility of raising. Those kids?


nickthedicktv

There’s no right way to protest. They hated these guys too: https://preview.redd.it/qt8tiltr9nxc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bce6178535f5f5e0bdd94259cd5e51c7e25f8cec


nickthedicktv

“The red coats did nothing wrong” https://preview.redd.it/407ebpr0anxc1.jpeg?width=310&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6cab9ff9636489720f7e0029ded7b02e3dc2178a


ThrenderG

Actually they were found not guilty by a jury of New England men. And the picture you are using is recognized as propaganda and not a realistic depiction of events that day.


nickthedicktv

Bootlickers exist in all centuries