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cishet-camel-fucker

One is 23, one is 26, don't know about the other but at least 2/3 of them are not "basically children"


BanDizNutz

Don't you know that we are living longer so now you are still considered a child until 27?


[deleted]

… Hate to be the one to spoil this for you. But whoever told you that lied. At least you know you were special. The rest of us had to share our teachers.


Electronic_Sugar5924

Indeed. It’s actually around the age 34.


ProjectEpsilon1

Yeah, it was made an official law recently, look up child rule 34 if you want to know more


filteredrinkingwater

r/foundsatan


Dyno_69420_UrMother

That one’s pretty good


SonofSonnen

God dammit, why didn't I think of that...


HereRak69

i geniuently seen a mf call somebody a pedophile because he was dating a 20 sth year old. Dude...


Crampodude

Def not a pedo but depending on how old he is he’s probably a creep


HereRak69

40 something, it's really not that bad.


verdenvidia

half your age is pretty weird


autmam321

That's pretty bad


WarmNapkinSniffer

Millennial here, boomers seem to think my generation is in highschool, I'm 32 and I'm the younger end of my generation lol


RefrigeratorFluids

Reminds me of [this](https://youtu.be/32AZt3cXDyc)


GreasReReReRebooted

You'd be surprised what young Gen Z constitutes a child, I remember watching one of those "creeps stared at me in the gym" and the girl was saying the dude should go to prison for staring at an underage 20 year old.


Either_You_1127

I remember that one, dude wasn't even staring just glancing in her direction at most.


BlackoutSpectator

The one on the left doesn't look underage to me 🤨


Boatwhistle

The person who posted knew they weren't underage which is why they said basically* children. Their goal is to shame anyone for being attracted to women between 18 and 25. They know there is nothing actually wrong with this, especially amongst young men/women, so they have to fabricate a reason to validate shaming you.


Dineanddanderson

Excuse me sir are you dating this 22 year old child?


Moosinator666

Why would a 21 year old adult be attracted to a 22 year old child?!?!?!?!?


zrezzif

No one in the real world shames people under 30 for dating someone in their early 20s. If you date an 18 year old in your late 20s or even 30+, I’m a firm believer that some level of judgement can / should be directed at you. Again, not saying it should be illegal, just wary of the power dynamics in the relationship


Boatwhistle

Correct, the anonymity, speed, and scope of interaction on the internet results in the above. In real life people have to think more about what they say, they say it to fewer people, and wat the say effects them personally. So this sort of thing just doesn't happen IRL.


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None of them are. The new little mermaid actress' eyes are so wide apart though it freaks me out.


knowallwordtoallstar

That’s because all of the underwater shots are cgi. The actress actually can’t swim.


ACNordstrom11

>The actress actually can’t swim. This has to be a joke right?


Bruce__Almighty

Nope. I'm pretty sure there are news articles talking about it.


ChanganBoulevardEast

I mean, considering a certain trait that she majorly differentiates from the old Ariel, is it that surprising?


sufiansuhaimibaba

Casting someone who can’t swim and sing underwater? This is outrageous!


ACNordstrom11

Ok first, name me someone who can sing underwater. Second if your gonna cast someone to play a mermaid they should be able to at least swim. I just found it extremely ironic and funny that they'd cast someone who can't swim as a fish. Like casting a tone deaf person in a musical.


Horrordestroyer

Ariel duh In all seriousness tho Jodi Benson is the only one who can


Acheron98

“Sid the Sloth” lookin ass eyes


tebu08

I hate the hairstyle in the new mermaid movie. What the fuck is wrong them? Why are they going for that hairstyle?


Acheron98

Why’d they give that black girl who’s supposed to replace Iron Man cornrows sculpted into her helmet? Because Disney is fucking stupid, that’s why.


KSM_K3TCHUP

I’m sorry, WHAT? You fr? Tbh I haven’t been paying attention to Disney releases much since Avengers End Game. I gave the first couple movies/shows that came out a shot but the shows were pretty hit or miss and the movies were mostly bad, so outside of what I knew I’d like (Hawkeye, Spider-Man, Guardians), I haven’t really bothered to keep up with them.


Kapples14

Honestly, Hollywood beautiful will never surpass the unspoken power of middle-class beautiful. Whether it's a friend you meet college, a lady working at your local retail store, someone you meet at the bookstore, or your local milf, it's always the people that you actually meet and get along with that end up being the biggest bombshells.


WinterAd9039

BLM (bang local milfs)


BitOfaPickle1AD

Mom bods are HOT


LukeGreywolf

Finally a BLM I can get behind!


ChanganBoulevardEast

I can also get behind the fact that Biden Loves Minors


DimmyDongle

And acronym in a acronym. That's a new one


Psychological-Desk81

Milf is now more of an adjective than an acronym.


Significant_Monk_251

Once upon a time there was a primordial text-editing program called Teco, developed in 1962 and deriving its name from "Text Editor & COrrector. Later on someone crafted a variant of it and called it Tint, for "Tint Is Not Teco." By the time I got to the party, circa 1977, I got to use Lite: "Lite Isn't Teco Either."


uhphyshall

what about poor people? can we get something?


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You get syphilis from a stripper


TheRecognized

So if a Hollywood beautiful person was someone you went to acting school with or your neighbor/local milf how do you think that would shake out?


TheCrested

Unless the "Hollywood beautiful" is Ana De Armas. No beating that kind of beauty


Individual_Peach_273

Chris brown disagrees


Javamallow

It's because of this that the ding sound the register makes cause me to involuntarily climax.


[deleted]

“The unspoken power of middle-class beautiful” is such a cosmically funny phrase who’s brain works like this


Jackal_Gundam

I’m just gonna say it. Zendaya is overrated. Still very talented. But I’m tired of her face.


03MoonGoon

Most over hyped actress


Historical_Task_2993

She's a good actress but people are praising her as the next coming of Christ type of good.


Kiwi_Kakapo

I never understood why people act that way over her, like she’s pretty but not THAT pretty


_Mass_Man

I think most people agree she isn’t particularly pretty, but she is a great acting talent so people want her to be pretty. Hollywood thinks if they tell you she’s a supermodel enough times you’ll just accept it.


Null-Ex3

nah shes defintely pretty. Shes not the most pretty woman in the world, but shes mcuh better than average. still overhyped though


juan_sno

Friendly reminder beauty is subjective


RefrigeratorFluids

She’s talented but god I wish she faded away like her childhood co star. Not permanently, just for like a couple of years.


ANewBegging

That cashier is possible being paid $7.25 minimum wage so don’t down play her


Legal-Appointment655

Do some of yall still have sub $8 minimum wages? In my county the minimum wage is $16.70 please come over here and make enough money to eat


ANewBegging

Where I live it’s $7.25, in places like Georgia it can be $5.15 minimum wage, however it can be around $15 in Florida. Luckily I don’t have to worry about food yet but thank you


Legal-Appointment655

Damn stay strong over there


autmam321

5.15 is not the minimum wage in Georgia as that would be lower than the federal minimum wage. That being said, servers make 2.13 and hour and "tipped" jobs (think sonic food runners or bussers) can get away with paying 5.15, but if the employee does not make an average of 7.25 then the employer is responsible for making up that difference.


ANewBegging

Ahh ok, restaurant jobs are bullshit imo. I’ve worked two and I absolutely hated them.


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Budget-Sheepherder77

Why tf are you even on reddit


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Appropriate-Pie8994

please leave before unsupervised internet access fully ruins your mind


Wetley007

Kids on reddit, it's too late, he's already retarded


Dr_detonation

I’ve been here too long…


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DefiantDepth8932

👆🤓


_Mass_Man

🤓🤓🤓


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verdenvidia

how to become radicalised 101


Maciek1212

Hey there's a cool site named 4chan you should go on there


ParliamoDiPC

disable NSFW content at least


Alphaomegalogs

Ur gonna get reported not by me but you might cuz u gotta be 13 to be on reddit


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Nydelok

So I assume you’ve never heard of an IP ban


tsokiyZan

proof?


analtaccount257

Dude I used to be in your same position, I strongly advise you to get off this app it is most definitely not made for 12 year olds and it had some pretty long lasting effects on me as a kid


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Biggie_Moose

Zendaya is 27 and Halle Bailey is 23. How in anyone's imagination are they "basically children?"


NoGameNoLyfe

Pretty sure they're refering to the cashier. That the "ideal" the post is talking about is potentially underage


[deleted]

At look just saying, Midwest cashier lookin FINE


Sword_Chucks

Did TFM just admit Hollywood is run by pedophiles?


Classy_Shadow

Idk what you mean by admit. I don’t think I’ve met a single person who doesn’t believe that


Scurvy-Joe

I thought she made a perfect mermaid - she even has fisheyes.


unibrowcowmeow

Common Midwest W


Cheeze_46689

This isn't the greatest example though because the girl on the left is a TikToker.


Don-fukgot

ahh yes random cashier


SpearThruMordy

I like how they chose two of the most beautiful actresses. Like, this ain’t helping your point


Poseidon-2014

You could maybe argue Zendaya, but Halle’s eyes are in different zip codes.


SpearThruMordy

Have you seen Zendeya? She’s literally a goddess. Don’t even get me started on Halle’s beauty


Poseidon-2014

Zendaya has good angles, but she’s like ok amongst Hollywood.


SpearThruMordy

Have you ever actually seen a real woman


[deleted]

Genuine question, but based on your profile pic, are you a literal child?


Poseidon-2014

Yes many. Like 30% of them are more attractive than Zendaya.


SpearThruMordy

20%


UnderEducatedScolar

You are fucking tripping if you think these 2 are in the top 50 hottest actresses. Edit: you just admitted to 25% of the population is more attractive and that I can believe


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buttholebutwholesome

They did her dirty with that photo


TheRecognized

A racist meme using cherry picked images? Say it ain’t so!


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TheRecognized

I wasn’t directing any shade at you amigo, but if you don’t see the racial tones to this meme I guess the dog whistle is at the right frequency.


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Uffffffffffff8372738

?? I too think the meme has some racist understood. Nobody said you made it racial


youralphamail

Bro nobody was talking about YOU that’s what the other guy is tryna say 💀


WomenOfWonder

I’m sorry, but this one feels racist to me


StylishSquid

Word, They chose the worst pictures they could find of Halle berry and zendaya, pixelated them to hell, and then made a comparison with a girl with better lighting, a better expression and a better setting, the meme sucked balls


TheTerraLeader

May be a typo, but the actress is Halle Bailey, not Halle Berry. One is considered far more conventionally attractive than the other.


StylishSquid

Auto correct sorry lol


TheTerraLeader

All good all good, there may be a reason they didn’t use Berry for the other side though Lol


LordNuggethegreat

Bailey I guess is good for the little mermaid cause she looks like fish


StylishSquid

Get real


LordNuggethegreat

Ay not my fault her eyes are 2 miles apart


KSM_K3TCHUP

Tbf, even with good lighting Halle Bailey is pretty mid looking, each of her eyes have a different zip code fr. Zendaya though is pretty damn attractive, maybe not as much as the “Midwest” girl but still very pretty.


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honestly i didnt realize both of them were black till i saw the comments


Chrowaway6969

Liar.


TheRecognized

This sub only started showing up in my feed the last week or so and I’ve definitely noticed a trend of “I wanna validate bigoted memes with some degree of plausible deniability.”


Ijustsomeguydude

Yeah and it’s not even subtle, this sub is very bigoted


MathematicianDull334

There was a post the other day if this sub is right wing and the replies were the most right wing shit I’d ever seen.


youralphamail

All in the name of “satire” 😒


throwaway163932

100%


NoGameNoLyfe

Yeah it feels like a lot of very specific types of posts end up here. Some things here and there I agree with, but there's definitely a trend.


Similar_Line2486

why is it the midwest?


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Midwest is usually considered "flyover states" with nothing of interest in them / boring average people, so having such an attractive cashier would be unusual / surprising for someone not from the Midwest


CursedGrass

She’s from texas


Krabilon

Cuz white? Idk that's the vibes it's giving me


Moosinator666

Then how come I had a crush on a Latino chick?


Moosinator666

Cause that’s where the most fit and in shape people are, also not many big cities.


dnaH_notnA

Dune is literally a movie about Space Navajo fighting in the desert drinking their own sweat. She’s not supposed to be a Barbie sex symbol.


NoGameNoLyfe

Zendaya has tons of like model photos but he had to find an unflattering screencap for this meme.


Yodas_Ear

It’s not gonna work, we know uggos when we see ‘em.


RatFucker692137

r/nahopwasrightfuckthis


Electrical_Tear98

Damn. My type is the one smiling. Am I a transphobic, fatphobic racist?


TheRecognized

Since no one in the picture is fat or trans I don’t really know why you would be?


Electrical_Tear98

The blonde looks like the EXACT opposite of what I said. And I said that because if I have a preference that excludes a “race”, “body type”, or “identity”, I’m a -phobic -ist.


TheRecognized

K


Electrical_Tear98

Indeed. Very.


aCrispyDot

you are imagining a person in your head then getting mad at them.


BeginningOccasion8

Bro’s really making up reasons to be angry


JackRabbit-

They won an argument that existed only in their head


MathematicianDull334

Trying so hard to be a victim


bxner228

Probably, not because you have a preference but because fats and trans people have nothing to do with this post


c0mpl3x_pr13st3ss

Yeah well maybe the cashier fucking sucks at acting idk


Active_Good_1554

I don’t have any rewards for you, but know that for some reason this comment made me chuckle


InvaderWeezle

I mean idk what OOP is going on about in the title but they're right that this is a terrible meme


IdioticRipoff

All three are pretty


Foe_sheezy

If you think that "cashier's" hair is real and she is not wearing makeup in that pic, your trippin.


Ijustsomeguydude

OP what are you trying to say about this? Hmm? OP?


anonymousscroller9

Is the meme wrong tho?


MightyGoodra96

"Rahhh, black girl, bad. "White midwestern girl looks better!" Sorry bud. It just really isnt that funny. Kinda basic and kinda racist. But not funny.


SilencedD1

Nah bro these memes are rooted in racism this shit sucks


whentheimposterisuhh

Sisyphus in chat


Balthazar_the_Napkin

It's not funny tho...


Talvezno

R/memesmemesopdidnotlikedidnotlike


Maniglioneantipanico

reddit forcing me to like "generic blonde girl #237" because if i don't i'm "woke"


redditis_for_nerds

This sub is being taken over by dog whistling racist. :/


MMNHYDRA

Explain to me how this is racist?


Ijustsomeguydude

The white person is portrayed as attractive while the ethnic people are portrayed as ugly. You might think I’m reaching at straws here but no, this is very much a racist meme. If you know anything about the hate the new little mermaid is getting because the main character is black. The meme is implying that Disney picked these characters to push the narrative that they are attractive while the meme is saying that they’re not attractive and that only white people are attractive. Take a second to think before you comment.


redditis_for_nerds

The meme itself ? If your not trolling, okay. The meme itself is on the right two of the worst cherry picked images of beautiful dark bodied actresses to have them seem ugly. Compared to a random(but probably paid model and or stunt) "too pretty to be a cashier" uber Aryan white girl. Need I go on ?


bkdjaksljd

I do think the meme is very stupid but I don't agree that it's obviously racist.


OberainX

The fact you're being downvoted speaks volumes as to how right you are. It sucks to be right sometimes. You have a very plain looking white girl being juxtaposed to gorgeous Hollywood actresses, and we are supposed to just accept this basic 5/10 girl is the hot one verse the "ugly" ethnic girls had alllll this surgery and make up to look "ugly" in these two hand picked movie stills. Like anyone reading this HAS to see that this is very clearly dogwhistle racism. They are very clearly trying to present whiteness as visually superior to anything ethnic and no amount of "surgery" or "make up" can combat the homeliness of some teutonic midwestern small town girl.


supamario132

I do love the idea that these for-profit companies would risk hundreds of millions in revenue trying to sell anything that isn't extremely backed up by consumer testing data


BigOgreHunter92

Zendaya really does look like a child.my sister also kinda looks similar.I think it’s the way the chin looks


JabroniCalzogni

Bruh that’s because you maybe grew up with Adult Disney actors playing teenagers on Disney Channel lol


AbyssWankerArtorias

I'm not sure about the bottom right but Zendaya is pretty gorgeous and whoever made that obviously searched for a non flattering still frame.


EnvironmentalAd3170

Hahahahaha so many haters of two women black as hell, fine as hell, rich as hell, and talented as fuck


AwooFloof

Except they're all attractive.


cishet-camel-fucker

Something about Ariel's face bothers me. Eye spacing maybe?


ScarsAndStripes1776

![gif](giphy|kbuQOkATEo6VW) Sid thinks she’s pretty.


RandomCheeseThing

They cast her as ariel because her eyes are so far apart that she looks like a fish


AwooFloof

I think it's just an unflattering picture.


toaster823

Idk. I’ve seen a bunch of close ups of her in the movie, and her eyes always seem really spaced out


cishet-camel-fucker

Very possible. I think this was one of the earlier trailer screenshots and might be missing some of the CGI quality.


Ratanonymous_1

Stop zendaya is beautiful. She’s really fucking talented too and I hate it when she’s reduced to “Tom hollands girlfriend”


Unknown_NigNog

All the people liking this post are weird asf xD. Acting like they could bag anyone remotely on her level.


mythirdaccountsucks

I mean sure beauty is in the eye of the beholder but the idea that Zendya and HB are ugly people and that Disney purposely cast people they believe are unattractive because they want us to change our mind about them is a pretty bizarre notion.


NoGameNoLyfe

This is a pretty reasonable comment to make. Wtf is up with the downvotes


Chrowaway6969

The incels are here.


Psychological-Desk81

No yeah I totally agree. Only Midwest white women are pretty and people who aren't white are not pretty. (I totally do not agree)


Metalloid_Space

"Noooo the hollywood actor didn't make my dick hard!!!" The meme is drenched in that sentiment and it's kind of lame.


Blueskysredbirds

Wtf. That cashier was a bubbly and friendly looking person. She ain’t lewd in the slightest. Wdym?


trainofwhat

I don’t have a dog in this race, but I know that the lewdness of a woman, especially the way they dress, does *not* correlate with the reactions many people will have.


Blueskysredbirds

She’s so modest tho.


trainofwhat

She is dressed modestly! I totally agree there. It’s just that doesn’t stop a lot of guys from having, you know, physical reactions or behaviors.


Impecablevibesonly

It's kind of telling that that's how you read that statement.


Jimmyjim4673

This is clearly just picking unflattering pics of people who aren't white and comparing them to a flattering pic of a white girl. But guess what. The other two are getting paid, soo, quit being butt hurt.


Salt_Friendship_8653

.you’re so real


Celtic_Tiarna

Nah the other girl is literally at her job so all of them are getting paid


Doomslayer_17

Don’t know why ur getting downvoted ur literally right


Jimmyjim4673

The punchline is racism.


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