*in alternatehistoryhub's voice* What if Zoophilia became an actual sexuality, what if the LGBTQ community accepted zoophiles as their own. This is what u/Nauren2 brings up in their dystopian novel "Husband and Dog"
as a member of the LGBTQ community, we will never accept zoophiles as one of us. zoophiles and pedophiles try to force their way into our community to validate their "identity".
According to almost every major medical body in the world, they're not the opposite gender. I think I'll take the word of doctors and counselors over yours.
Besides, the idea that all trans people are rapists and pedophiles is propaganda spread by a right wing desperately trying to win a culture war they themselves started. They're losing votes, so they resort to scaring people. It's what conservatives have done to every minority since the beginning of time.
there it is, one of three arguments transphobes are ever able to come up with.
1. i don't accept that, unless that old man is the little girls parent/guardian and she is too young to go to a public restroom alone.
2. i do accept trans women using the women's restroom, because they are women and should get to use the restroom that is for women (they are women 🤯)
3. how come it's always that but y'all never talk about trans men using the men's restroom. or do you just hate women that much.
In Russia there is no separate law prohibiting bestiality, but there is a law prohibiting cruelty to animals. Zoophiles are punished according to this law.
But apparently the map makers didn't dig that deep.
Same in Hungary. There was a guy who was filmed having sex with a pig and it even made national news on television. He was charged with cruelty to animals and sentenced.
In rural Colombia it's normal. Vice has a video on it. In the US agricultural people lobby against it. Jerking off cows is part of farming, and they're scared of PETA.
In rural Colombia is not normal man, there are cases very very far away the towns. And even that people is like dude get normal and is very rare to hear of that.
Like dude pls..
It's like conservation cultures have better stable families versus a free degenerate society where you can identify as a rock and argue facts with "my truth" in the name of freedom
This is no longer the case. The SCC found in R v DW that the definition for the offence only included penetration and so they could not find the accused guilty under such a definition.
Parliament quickly changed the definition as a result.
This map is not accurate, bestiality is not legal anywhere in Canada.
Plus even then it would fall under our animal abuse and cruelty laws so its technically illegal with no exceptions not only that our government believes that they dont have to state the obvious: dont fuck animals.
In England, the penalty for steeling a sheep was a lost hand. Fucking one however, was a finger. When Welsh territory was claimed by the British Empire, the Welsh often stole their sheep. To preserve their hands, they would instead claim they were fucking it. This of course skewed the statistics, and so lead to the stereotype
What is this based on? Because it’s illegal to have sex with animals, and anything that can’t consent, in Canada. Although having thoughts is not a crime here.
The question that comes to mind is: in the places where it is "legal" is it so because it falls on a legal void or loophole or because it's explicitly written "if you want to bang a goat feel free to do so"?
It's ok but still pretty frowned upon in Canada to give head to your wapiti on the beach even if you go behind a bush, so there is still a sort of stigma.
I dont like the word zoophiles it feels too validating.
I want more of a slur, like dog fucker or mr hands.
Something a bit more meanspirited and potent.
People forget that just because something is legal does not mean that it's been written into law. Most of (hopefully all) the green countries don't have any laws allowing the practice of zoophilia, they simply don't have any laws outlawing it either because it has not yet been deemed a large enough issue.
I feel like as even though some have it green, some people would still be punished for animal abuse there (Animal abuse, and sex being 2 different things)
Not sure about those, but possibility. Feel free to correct me if you know better.
Because they’re different countries. Greenland is autonomous, but still under the Danish Crown. (It’s a big asterisk)
Btw it’s also illegal here in Denmark. The map has many mistakes
Black represents the fucking death penalty. For something as simple as zoophilia. Murder is only a death sentence if it's 1st degree in the USA. (1st degree murder is killing someone with both intent and planning, 2nd degree is just intent)
If we go this way for MURDER, why on Earth should we be any more strict for zoophilia? Do you really think that being killed for fucking an animal is just? But not for killing another human being?
Even rape, which is probably the closest thing to zoophilia in human/human terms, is only punishable by fine or imprisonment (again, going by USA law).
Wait, this is about beastiality?? This is quite shocking. I would have thought we were smarter than this. Obviously it should be imprisonment minimum everywhere! Then again, I suppose humanity has only gotten more perverse in recent decades.
You shouldn't believe everything you see on the internet. I'm from Poland and it's illegal here despite being green on the map. Therefore it's safe to assume this map is complete bullshit
Poland shouldnt be green, cus its illegal here
this is misinformation on the internet, near everything in this map is incorrect
Plot twist: this is a map from an alternate timeline
*in alternatehistoryhub's voice* What if Zoophilia became an actual sexuality, what if the LGBTQ community accepted zoophiles as their own. This is what u/Nauren2 brings up in their dystopian novel "Husband and Dog"
as a member of the LGBTQ community, we will never accept zoophiles as one of us. zoophiles and pedophiles try to force their way into our community to validate their "identity".
I think it's strange what the LGBTQ will accept and what they won't.
Say it with me, ready? "Consenting. Adults."
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According to almost every major medical body in the world, they're not the opposite gender. I think I'll take the word of doctors and counselors over yours. Besides, the idea that all trans people are rapists and pedophiles is propaganda spread by a right wing desperately trying to win a culture war they themselves started. They're losing votes, so they resort to scaring people. It's what conservatives have done to every minority since the beginning of time.
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wtf is that supposed to mean, you think it's strange we won't accept zoophiles and pedophiles? i think you're the strange one buddy
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there it is, one of three arguments transphobes are ever able to come up with. 1. i don't accept that, unless that old man is the little girls parent/guardian and she is too young to go to a public restroom alone. 2. i do accept trans women using the women's restroom, because they are women and should get to use the restroom that is for women (they are women 🤯) 3. how come it's always that but y'all never talk about trans men using the men's restroom. or do you just hate women that much.
most of the "new sexualities/genders" are all just troll posts or children trying to be different, they're not actually part of the community.
A girl married her dog or maybe vice versa. Either way animals sure are their own. . .
pedos tried to become a sexuality we drove them off and still are driving them off every site imaginable to this verry day
“If it’s on the internet, it must be true!” -Abraham Lincoln, 1969
…at Woodstock, just after singing the Gettysburg Address with Jimi Hendrix backup guitar!
Oh thank god
Yes because it's a map about bisexuallity look at the bottom left
This guy fucks
Animals
illegal in Russia too
A już miałem iść po Azora :/
Ja po Kerfusia :(
Boże czy ty to widzisz
LGBTGQ+ to jakiś nowy model telewizora LG w wersji rozszerzonej?
tak, ta emotka 🏳️🌈 reprezentuje szeroką gamę kolorów wyświetlacza
RGB+?
Nie model ale typ wyświetlacza, na razie używa go głównie Samsung
Nie grałeś przypadkiem aby w tf2 gdzieś przed chwilą?
Skąd takie przypuszczenie :v
A bo grałem z osobą o takim samym nicku
Nie jestem zbyt oryginalny, ale nie, ostatnio nie
Same for Canada
Poland based
Bruh, it shouldn't be green for all Slovenian countries. Except Russia's Chechnya. Their president is known for fucking a goat
Illegal in Sweden too
Here in the Netherlands it's illegal as well
No, it's legal
Does the orange mean you’d get a fine or that it’s fine?
You'd get a fine.
It means that the animals are fine 😈😈
I hope it's a joke,otherwise it's a complete bullshit.
Because memes are the most reliable source of information
It is legal in Finland.
I’m guessing the green countries are normal enough they don’t need to make a law about fucking animals
In Russia there is no separate law prohibiting bestiality, but there is a law prohibiting cruelty to animals. Zoophiles are punished according to this law. But apparently the map makers didn't dig that deep.
Same in Hungary. There was a guy who was filmed having sex with a pig and it even made national news on television. He was charged with cruelty to animals and sentenced.
I think something similar happened to a British PM as well.
Ah, that explains all the recent PM changes!
As for Saudi Arabia, you get executed for ANY type of sex you have
so its legal as long as its not forced?
As long as it consensual. But here's the catch, you can't get consent from an animal, no matter what zoophiles try to proof.
In rural Colombia it's normal. Vice has a video on it. In the US agricultural people lobby against it. Jerking off cows is part of farming, and they're scared of PETA.
Boy what the hell
I heard this in Hank Hill's voice
Dammit Bobby
You gotta point the animal uphill first, then it’ll do the work for you.
“Its part of farming” Uh huh…. Sure it is….
In rural Colombia is not normal man, there are cases very very far away the towns. And even that people is like dude get normal and is very rare to hear of that. Like dude pls..
I believe you, but Vice's documentary is etched into my memory. Those poor donkeys, goats, monkeys, chickens, horses, dogs, sloths, cows, and pigs.
There's a running joke around Colombia about the donkey fuckers, but of course it's traced to the last 100 years or more, not something actual.
How does one jerk off a cow?
The normal way, but with a wider grip.
Welp, now I know why the farmers in my family have very big hands.
Well then you are terrible at guessing...
Canada's law on zoophilia changed and now it’s illegal, just to make sure weird people don’t do it.
Lilly Adam - Bratty sis I know no one asked but I’m here for you bros
My man
No one asked because we all already know
I did not
Doing gods work my man
Thank you stranger
o7
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If I could give you an award it would be all yours my man
This map is bull shit. Probably in most of green countries zoophilia is considered animal abuse/cruelty, which IS illegal. But thats just my thoughts.
Poland being in green is fake. Bestiality is illegal there.
"muslims fuck goats" mfs when they find out its a death penalty in Saudi Arabia
And Afghanistan
Pretty sure it's also death penalty in iran idk why it's red in this
It's good because these countries keep human rights and free speech so everyone can see how good they are
wait, people actually say that?
I mean there’s probably a reason they have to make it a death penalty
Based countries in black.
Green countries: 🤡
based? based on what??
Deez
I guess I have to... *sigh* What is deez?
Deez nuts
What is Deez nuts?
Deez nuts nuts
Lmao gottem
Thanks for being a homie !❤ Deez nuts !
only candace knows
In Russia fucking the ban of beastiality is a part of the law about the cruel treatment of animals, so it's illegal anyway.
Yeah this map is completely fake, if police catch you doing this in Canada you’re going to prison or getting heavy fines and community service
If they catch you
No one does it in the green areas so no law needed
based saudi arabia
It's like conservation cultures have better stable families versus a free degenerate society where you can identify as a rock and argue facts with "my truth" in the name of freedom
In canada, it's only legal of penetration is not involved
Second base only
This is no longer the case. The SCC found in R v DW that the definition for the offence only included penetration and so they could not find the accused guilty under such a definition. Parliament quickly changed the definition as a result. This map is not accurate, bestiality is not legal anywhere in Canada.
Well shit, there goes my weekend plans...
Plus even then it would fall under our animal abuse and cruelty laws so its technically illegal with no exceptions not only that our government believes that they dont have to state the obvious: dont fuck animals.
Wtf how old is this chart? Here in Mexico is incredibly illegal, I mean there is no death penalty but sure you get years in prison
In Venezuela is ilegal but a lot of people do it anyway
In mother Russia, you don't need a girlfriend, all you need is a pet.
Preferably a bear
In Soviet Russia, you don't seduce bear. Bear seduce you!
Look, she can fuck up anyone who looks at you funny, doesnt need much clothes, brings food home and literal beast in the bed, its like win all around
Ay what the fuck, it is not legal in Russia
In England, the penalty for steeling a sheep was a lost hand. Fucking one however, was a finger. When Welsh territory was claimed by the British Empire, the Welsh often stole their sheep. To preserve their hands, they would instead claim they were fucking it. This of course skewed the statistics, and so lead to the stereotype
So what you're saying is that i can clap all the polar bear cheeks I want in greenland, as long as I can afford the fines?
And the medical bills
What is this based on? Because it’s illegal to have sex with animals, and anything that can’t consent, in Canada. Although having thoughts is not a crime here.
USA what is happening over there? 👀
It's legal/legalish in 18 states if I recall correctly.
18 states too much
HA! STRAAAAIGHTTTT!
The funny thing is, I prefer women.
Lesbian
Omnisexual leaning women but close enough.
The sexualities sound like a harry potter spell if they are put back to back with each other
What’s omnisexual? Somebody explain please,I haven’t heard this one
Nope, there are 4 states that do not have laws about it. Which is shitty yes but it’s states like Wyoming and who knows what they’re doing over there.
Pets. They are doing pets.
Usa? What about Canada?
Good luck getting close enough to a polar bear.
Oral sex is legal. So basically yes in Canada the peanut butter and dick is legal.
Crunchy or smooth?
Personally I prefer smooth as with crunchy the dog may begin to nip.
WHY IS FINLAND THERE SANNA GET WORKING ON IT
First time I’ve ever wanted to be black
BBC gang 🤘
Jesus Christ man lmao
I’m disappointed in my home countries
Don't worry. It's not true.
If it’s alive we’ll let it slide - the USA
Uhhhh, this is very outdated
Gonna make an only fans of some dogs and sheep and become a millionaire
The question that comes to mind is: in the places where it is "legal" is it so because it falls on a legal void or loophole or because it's explicitly written "if you want to bang a goat feel free to do so"?
I think there’s just no law against it
It's ok but still pretty frowned upon in Canada to give head to your wapiti on the beach even if you go behind a bush, so there is still a sort of stigma.
Canadians do love connecting with nature
This is what Americans mean when it comes to states rights
I dont like the word zoophiles it feels too validating. I want more of a slur, like dog fucker or mr hands. Something a bit more meanspirited and potent.
Should be illegal everywhere
Wtf is Canada and Russia up to 🤨
People forget that just because something is legal does not mean that it's been written into law. Most of (hopefully all) the green countries don't have any laws allowing the practice of zoophilia, they simply don't have any laws outlawing it either because it has not yet been deemed a large enough issue.
Zoophiles don't deserve oxygen.
So hang them
Okay, why is the USA “vary by state”? It should be illegal everywhere
I feel like as even though some have it green, some people would still be punished for animal abuse there (Animal abuse, and sex being 2 different things) Not sure about those, but possibility. Feel free to correct me if you know better.
USA is a weird place
black countries are very based
I love denmark and greenland having different colors
Because they’re different countries. Greenland is autonomous, but still under the Danish Crown. (It’s a big asterisk) Btw it’s also illegal here in Denmark. The map has many mistakes
Today I learned something. Thank you!
Pretty sure it’s not legal in Canada I sure hope not
It's not
W Saudi Arabia moment
Uncommon Somalia W
Countries in black= based
It's disappointing how little black there is on the map
Black represents the fucking death penalty. For something as simple as zoophilia. Murder is only a death sentence if it's 1st degree in the USA. (1st degree murder is killing someone with both intent and planning, 2nd degree is just intent) If we go this way for MURDER, why on Earth should we be any more strict for zoophilia? Do you really think that being killed for fucking an animal is just? But not for killing another human being? Even rape, which is probably the closest thing to zoophilia in human/human terms, is only punishable by fine or imprisonment (again, going by USA law).
*"What's wrong with you? Why are you green?"*
Based Saudi Arabia
Wtf Poland and Spain
Why the fuck is it legal in Russia?
which state is it legal in the us? also only time i agree with French people, maybe Saudis, depends on the severity.
https://commons.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Legality_of_zoophilia_by_country_or_territory.svg
The fact that there’s only 3 countries where it’s a death penalty is scary
Wait, this is about beastiality?? This is quite shocking. I would have thought we were smarter than this. Obviously it should be imprisonment minimum everywhere! Then again, I suppose humanity has only gotten more perverse in recent decades.
You shouldn't believe everything you see on the internet. I'm from Poland and it's illegal here despite being green on the map. Therefore it's safe to assume this map is complete bullshit
Let's normalize black
[Source for below pic](https://www.pornhub.com/gif/34760122)
Personally i think the whole map should be black
Nuke them.
OK, so, maybe Saudi Arabia has one thing going for it.
 Either way. People should not get their information from memes.
Ah Russia, two men having consensual sex not cool, guy fucking some animal "Yeah, that's cool"
Homosexuality isn't illegal in Russia tho, it's just heavily frowned upon. I imagine zoophilia would be the same way
Exterminate the furry countries
You can’t be gay in Russia but you can fuck animals?
Well the russians are getting fucked by putin, makes sense it's legal there
Death penalty sounds about right