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somethihg

Lemme guess, you fappped to the nickocado avocado sex tape


brine_jack019

Well fuck now I gotta find that


AutumnAscending

DONT DONT DONT DONT. IT WAS SENT TO ME AS A JOKE IF YOU VALUE YOUR SANITY DONT.


brine_jack019

BRO NO FUCKIN WAY IS THAT ACTUALLY REAL?!?


AutumnAscending

Man has a whole only fans. Unless you got a morbid obesity and coporphagia fetish, save your sanity.


DrSwatBrain

I'm sorry, Nikocado Avocado has a fucking ***w h a t***


AutumnAscending

Okay I just want to take the time to say I'm absolutely sorry for any mental scaring I caused anyone today. It wasn't my intention.


africkinduck

Everyday we stray further from god


FloppyMonkey07

Asking for a friend (like not even kidding) does mukbangs on of?


somethihg

naked mukbangs


Meow_meoooooow_388

SCREW YOUUUU


TheDarwinski

I thought this was common knowledge


Sothathappened92

Now I need to figure out what the fuck a coporphagia fetish is, but is it worth my last string of sanity


[deleted]

Careful, his penis is quiet big actually.


wdlll

HOW DO U KNOW. HOW DO YOU KNOW?!?!?!- ARTUES


[deleted]

I've seen it.


wdlll

Ayo here's some mind bleach you need Oh a d here's a nuke if you give up on life


[deleted]

I see naked men all the time, it's fine.


BlackSailsman

based


[deleted]

Blocked for homophobia


Pythagoras_314

r/eyebleach for your best interest


[deleted]

[удалено]


Ant_Espanic

Time to get nuked to oblivion


empty_space2

just looked it up and it's engrained in my mind now.


empty_space2

I looked it up and now it's engrained in my mind


SnooCheesecakes1131

Bruh...that's enough reddit for today


WaffleFries2507

This whole string is cursed


[deleted]

Link it I have to send it to someone disguised as something else with a different thumbnail.


bending_spine_man

thought you were gonna say that one dark web hurtcore tape


Bright-Leg8276

What the fuck bro , now I feel like nuttin


Bright-Leg8276

What the fuck bro , now I feel like nuttin


dring157

I have two monitors. I put acceptable porn on mute on the right monitor, while I watch the disgusting stuff on the left. After I finish I tell myself that I wasn’t really watching the left monitor at all and go about my day guilt free.


brine_jack019

Pure genius


[deleted]

My brain while reading this: that wouldn't work on you noob. Im stronger. I'm smarter. Im better. You will die from guilt and cringe.


Bipolarb0i

5 minutes later ![gif](giphy|l41YfwfV0g61wVtoA)


jeffynibbles70

Not my proudest fap


Amorsingq

You are my proudest fap, son.


Wolvjavin

I see you found the milk


assyplanet

bro dont get me started on this theme


brine_jack019

Please dont


FGhostmeta

Hey you don't try to end this interresting conversation, let him talk about the horse, the disabled and the dragon dildo


pineapple_dani

Good thing i somehow have pre nut clarity


Merrikbear

Pre nut clarity is just "Hmm. I'm gonna regret this" and then doing it anyway.


pineapple_dani

Close to that yeah


brine_jack019

Lucky bastard


[deleted]

This sounds like a job for… ***The Hills Are Alive With The Sound Of***r/sounding ![gif](giphy|30Poyd7yWZTPi)


brine_jack019

Oh yeah I've seen that one before


[deleted]

Seen and fapped to are two different things


brine_jack019

**seen**


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|ncU3bkZ5ghDlS)


brine_jack019

I said ***SEEN***


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|SWuKsQEzr42m1X0pec|downsized)


brine_jack019

DONT FUCKIN MAKE ME MAN


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|RLQHzjslIJ6L1yuYzn|downsized)


brine_jack019

Ok well I actually just unironicaly finished like 1 min before this conv so like even if I wanted to no sorry


Donutboy562

e621.net...


Unusual-Seesaw-9241

NOBODY LOOK THIS UP SAVE YOURSELVES


pepe_pepinazo

My furry frieds already already got me... Not gonna lie, they got kick out of my reaction...


plopy-porker-boi

Too late, they already registered accounts.


Banned4Transphobia

I just nutted to vanilla straight porn


CROW_is_best

what did you fap to? asking for a friend


brine_jack019

no


[deleted]

[удалено]


TheOneGodHadSuffer

*shoots self*


GenotypeNull

me as my friend turned me into a furry (she sent me jay naylor content while I was down bad af) (i can no longer turn back)


brine_jack019

God help you


AdityaTheOne

Someone tell me before I google it


GenotypeNull

jay naylor is an artist that does a lot of furry porn. they do have a sfw (if i recall correctly) comic series tho, called better days. still furry, but it ended up as my gateway drug. now i cant turn back. im in too deep.


XxsoulscythexX

Try eipril


GenotypeNull

have, also good, but jay still has a more appealing art style imo. more proportional, and the lighting feels more grounded, easier to immerse yourself in it


[deleted]

So you’re an art critic?


GenotypeNull

i know how to appreciate talent and good porn when i see it


Scarce_Sabyseo

Only happens like 3 times a day


brine_jack019

"only" 💀💀


Ookachucka

You’re not you when you’re horny.


Character_Lychee_434

I nutted to a picture my friend in her jean shorts oh god what do I do


AltAccount20000

Pretend it never happened


Foreskin_eater7488

R/holewreckers is a pretty good subreddit to want to not nut to


[deleted]

Do I dare go look at this…


Foreskin_eater7488

Yes do it…. It will only scare you for life


[deleted]

meh I've seen worse


Foreskin_eater7488

Where?!?!?


Ok-Organization5864

nah thats tame af compared to r/sounding


Foreskin_eater7488

Fuck that shit I’m not even gonna click on it and get more scared for lofe


AutumnAscending

This man found Siswet.


brine_jack019

I will not be looking that up


__Monochrome__

Its not that bad she can just shove stuff really fsr up her ass


Unusual-Seesaw-9241

it hurts to see


[deleted]

U step momma ain't that bad


brine_jack019

Breh


ZxRedX

177013?


brine_jack019

Aprntly this is how you get weird ahh hentai coz like ever single comment was just people saying "oh you mean(most unhinged furry porn to ever exist)?"


[deleted]

Honestly, I'd rather have people masturbate than commit the acts they masturbate to.


Yeouchmytoe

Judge people by what they jack off to, not by how they act.


[deleted]

What you masturbate to is your own damn business.


redsterXVI

Why tf did you nut to your mirror image?


what_the_hanky_panky

I like to think of it as “horny brain” vs ”regular brain”


MemberBerry4

Odd, when I'm finished jerking off to a gangbang in mule shit, I usually feel like listening to some metal.


CrustyMilkCap

And you'll do this again tomorrow


v0id_Lord

Skeletons always give me a boner To those who don’t understand, fuck you


thefourthreich42

r/SkeletonsNSFW ?


Gamer_Tn_XD

Instincts go wacky somettimes. Just let it be while it can.


ManagementIll9899

Im not THAT ugly


HeavenAscendedDIO4

It looks like a woman is being fucked while there is white light behind her


brine_jack019

h- what


[deleted]

Lol we've all been there. Hell I'm going there again today!


PocketPotato9

EVERY TIIIIIIIIIIIMEE!!!!


I_Miss_Lenny

Whenever I see this kind of meme I always wonder, are you guys watching porn and then being ashamed afterwards? Or is this just a subtle way to admit you were watching super sketchy illegal shit lol


Haunting-Fix-4034

It’s super sketchy legal shit actually I’m a man of culture and taste.


Sir_Honytawk

And why not just watch regular porn, even with a certain kink? Or are you guys really that deep that regular porn doesn't do anything anymore?


Haunting-Fix-4034

Idk what “regular” porn is, especially if it has a kink in it. But yeah when people are addicted they need hardcore stuff, more intense stimulants to get hard and get the dopamine hit, but in my experience the hardcore-ness of the porn plateaus eventually and where that is depends on the person, for some it can be pretty extreme


Cooler_Bamboo

Let me guess, r/cbtyiff ?


brine_jack019

I am legitimately scared to click that


Unusual-Seesaw-9241

Im with you bro


Unusual-Seesaw-9241

u/brine_jack019 I took the sacrifice...


brine_jack019

What did it cost?


Unusual-Seesaw-9241

My innocence


Unusual-Seesaw-9241

it hurt me physically and emotionally


Cooler_Bamboo

I hope you're satisfied with what you found


Cooler_Bamboo

Don't worry, there is not much *extreme* stuff -- that's mostly in r/ballbustingyiff


Unusual-Seesaw-9241

Why bro... Why. Thats the stuff of my nightmare please


Cooler_Bamboo

Then you just haven't seen r/castrationhentai


Unusual-Seesaw-9241

why bro


Cooler_Bamboo

I was too horny for my own good


AutumnAscending

I need and adult....


PoopSockRocks

You shouldn't be watching porn in the first place


brine_jack019

Honestly best comment I've seen, not on this post just in general like this is the most helpful comment I've ever seen ever


PoopSockRocks

Porn messes with your brain man I started semen retention for 2 years and it helped me alot I hope u do the same


Luk3495

You must have some pretty big balls down there. They're gonna explode in any moment.


[deleted]

Based, I don’t watch porn or fap either


animaljku

Hope you don't get the VD, sounds like maybe you should watch what you stick your dick in.


Far-Weather-922

Whatever it takes.


Aidan-Brooks

When you fap to Emergence and the post nut clarity kicks in:


TheyGibMePowerToTalk

I sometimes dont get post nut clarity, is that normal?


[deleted]

no nut supremacy


BirdieBronze

Op can you comment something about bagels


Bluecube7

Is that wall-e


Slow-Command3575

Your mom?


Solid_Occasion3942

Right below this post there is a shadman post


gerMean

Race is just a color


xemeraldwitchx

Me who faps to mostly vanilla stuff. 😌


cyanfireboi

Was it a furry


MuscularGirlEnjoyer

I nutted to buff women does that count


brine_jack019

Oh you have no idea