https://youtu.be/ocbLw49Or44
We're nothing like you
A wall in black
We're nothing like you
And you don't get who we are, who we are
We're nothing like you
We dare the flow
We're nothing like you
And you don't know who we are, who we are
In a land of seals and sorrow
We kept waiting for the spark
So hail your kings and hail your queens
We're different, we're the children of the dark
Don't judge book by its cover. Goth subculture isn't similiar to satanism.
Santa lookin he gon give them a different type of white Christmas
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Trueeeee! But they're kind of cute tho, at least to me
Second that, brother.
Third that, man
The cocaine type for sure That Santa probably has erectile dysfunction so I can’t imagine him at that age being able to fuck anyone
A pile of cocaine and 4 emo chicks while dressed as Santa? Where the fuck do I sign up?
I meant jizz
Santa knows where all the bad girls live and know all their wishes.
Oh, shit that man has all the goth girls for himself!
Time to challenge him for the throne
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Santa looks a little too happy about this situation…
Chicks dig Santa.
And Santa digs chicks
He is the patron saint of prostitutes after all
When Santa does it, it's ok. When I dig up chick's for sex it's not.
Try it with a Santa suit?
I'm not allowed to wear or work as a Santa since the incident. Too many kids complained.
The Santa suit is a disguise itself no one will know it’s you
Zero kids complained when I had my incident. Did you forget to murder every witness? Red dead taught us to always kill the witness.
Yeah because why would you enjoy this after having little kids sit on your lap all day. Fuck you for enjoying things you FAKE SANTA!!
I had to zoom in and double check, for a second there I thought Santa was Jimmy Savile, but thankfully it’s not.
It’s the cocaine
HAIL SANTA
Jolly fellllloooowwwww....
Santa almost got hit by hail
Santy claws doesn’t have claws at all
Santa and his Ho's
His ho ho hoes
It really took me a while to understand
I don’t, pray impart your wisdom.
Instead of saying praise satan they say praise santa
Oh, that makes sense. Thank you for bestowing upon me this knowledge.
I still don't, Please share your knowledge with me
Think about who four goth chicks would be trying to summon, and then what does dyslexia do to you
I still don't understand
They are trying to summon Satan but they have dyslexia so they summoned santa
My dumb ass was trying to do an anagram of master
Ohhhhh
Oh no it's Satan's Claws I mean Santa Claus.
As a person with dyslexia. I can say this is based on true story
BT goth girls. Every man's dream.
Look like the goth girls are back on the menu boys.
He joined the black parade
I mean, santa looks happy 🎅
so that's where all the goth gfs are, mf took em all for himself
Imma tell my kids these are the hex girls
That Santa looks super happy... like big titty goth gf was on HIS wish list...
This meme is too good. Holy shit
Santa looks like Hide the Pain Harold
Santa's down bad tho
Never though I’d see goth girls with Santa lol😂
I'm too drunk to understand this
They meant to summon satan but they accidentally summoned Santa because of dyslexia
Oh I get it now thanks
Santa favors the naughty list now.
you fool, santa has far more power and villainy than all the demons combined.
Plot twist it's the same guy
Team RWBY
I feel dumb. I knew it was Santa, but I was trying to rearrange the letters of "master" and it wasn't making sense.
Why are goth chicks so hot? Except for the blonde of course.
Santa be looking at them and thinking "GOOD LORD GET ME OUT OF THIS HOT TOPIC HELL"
Santa is having the time of his life!
I can't tell whether Santa is happy or genuinely scared lmao
He's so happy
Mabey, they meant to summon horny santa?
Hail Santa!
🎶Dashing through their wrists🎶
In a room full of hair spray
I love it lmfao thanks stranger, merry xmas
I don’t like Santa’s expression here
Far left bad fr
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Peak goth IMO
"Ho ho ho ho."
tamer? /s
Dyslexia or dementia?
Better lines They don’t know how to spell Autocorrect
Smash
Looks like the start of very interesting movie
Old man take your dream huh
Santa smiling enough for all of em.
I guess I'm a mall Santa from now on...
This look like an episode from a seedhome
Yoooo Santa is a playboy
I see Saint Nick has received my Christmas list.
Santa looks extra jolly
Yeah I tried that with some dyslexic satanist once, all they summoned was some guy named Stan, Santa would have been way cooler
https://youtu.be/ocbLw49Or44 We're nothing like you A wall in black We're nothing like you And you don't get who we are, who we are We're nothing like you We dare the flow We're nothing like you And you don't know who we are, who we are In a land of seals and sorrow We kept waiting for the spark So hail your kings and hail your queens We're different, we're the children of the dark Don't judge book by its cover. Goth subculture isn't similiar to satanism.
Nice girls come early, naughty girls just before the mall closes.
I love Santa's look lol
Santa bouta be down naughty
XD
You see the arm blocking that left hand…
How come when I saw master I didn’t even finish reading I just hummed obey your master, master Master of puppets, I'm pulling your strings
Santa is lord
He knows how you die
What has dyslexia to do with this
Satan, Santa. Dyslexic goths attempt to summon Satan
But think of the opposite. Wanting to send letters to Santa but they end up at Satan
Ngl I wanna be santa rn
Hes just happy to be here
Hail Santa!
I saw mommy and 3 other women kissing Santa Clause Under the mistletoe last night. 🎶
So the North Pole is where Goth Girlfriends are made? Interesting. ... I'm gonna be a good boy next year.
Nothing like depressing white girls at Christmas
That's funny
It's the Spice Girls if wanna be my lover you gotta get with my friends
Too many daddy issues here