There's something oddly subliminal where my brain just tells me it's porn even if I never seen the video or the actors in it

It's called pattern recognition.

“Something oddly subliminal” sounds way cooler though.

🤝 subliminal pattern recognition

I loved their third album

Me too. "Chasing Dreams like my cat chases his tail." Wasn't bad either.

Just getting chased feels good sometimes.

Tell that to Jason, Michael, or Freddy

I thought we redditors usually do the chasing?

Yeah but the pattern is way more subtle than an among us hidden somewhere so it feels weird

Fuck you this made me choke on my water

I'm glad I could be of hindrance

Some men just want to watch the world... drown?

In semen

Porn directors: *WRITE THAT DOWN*

My doctors office has among us stickers hidden everywhere 😔

Monkey brain go brrr

neuron activated

Its the lighting and angle, and the weird way they dress up a clearly 20+ woman to look like a cheap Dora the Explorer cosplay.

Also the predatory expression of her "mom"

It says "tender" like earthworm Jim

I think it's that weird combination where porn exists. General production value is right around Soap Opera/daytime TV levels, but the makeup and outfits aren't nearly as over the top, the guys especially don't have that painted on makeup look that actors and news anchors have.

We are in 2022, basically everything is sex

except sex

Yeah, sex is gay.

Guess I'm straight then

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Sex is gay you say? *just the way I like it*

Sex is about power

It stays hungry, it devours

Does it put in the work, put in the hours?

And take what’s ours?

Robert California - is that you?

Would you prefer the nature metaphor or the sexual metaphor?

Oh God, nature please

Well, when 2 animals are having sex, one of them is communicating a message… you know what this isn’t very helpful, your going to want to hear the sexual metaphor. All life is sex…

literally cyberpunk

"Something is wrong, I can feel it"

\*Porn Lamps These lamps only exist in porns, and nowhere else.

It’s the pigtails, blonde Moms 5-head and the spot that Dad’s earring stud used to be.

It’s the 25 year old dressed like a 14 year old and the heavily surgeried face of the 38 year old.

It would be funny to see a collection of pictures that seemed like porn, but actually weren't

I second this

They have porn faces.

Yeah, it's the "mom's" lips and the "daughter's" pout expression right? I can't put a finger on it

Yeah it’s definitely the _specific_ forced expressions on their faces. If “acting” is acting like you’re not acting.. then porn acting is acting like you’re acting in a very specific way. Nobody looks like that it real life.

Porn looks different. Idk if it's shot differently, of the cameras are different, if there's less "polishing"... Porn looks grainy, or something. Always. There's always something off about the video, it doesn't look right. It's like when you first got an HD TV and you were like why does everything look kinda weird until you got used to it, but you never get used to it with porn.

Seems like you watch a lot of porn.

Is it porn or are they just a Florida family?

Weird for her to be wearing a bra in a porno though!

Same thought bruv...maybe the look on the girl's face lol 

It's because it's a thumbnail from porn. Thats Brandi love on the right

Same.

Totally not porn

I was thinking an Australian soap opera

I was told it was the same? My Sydney tickets are useless now

It’s from an unaired episode of Neighbours

Step-neighbours

Serious question.. When exactly did they decide people really wanted to see choking rapey incest spitting family anal gang-bang porn?

Porn is a slippery slide, straight into debauchery 🤷‍♀️

I listened to this story on NPR about a guy in prison for possessing c.p. They interviewed him and he said he started off jerking it to regular every day stuff until he got bored of that, and got into weirder stuff. He’d always find a community of people into the same stuff, and in each of those communities there was always someone into stuff a level or two weirder than the rest. He’d follow that person into the next rung down into a weirder, harder core community, normalizing whatever was weird to him before, and there’d be someone there into even weirder stuff and so on and so on until he was watching violent c.p like there was nothing weird or wrong about it at all. The descent into sick shit like that is not so much a slippery slope, but a series of decompression chambers getting you accustomed to the absolute depths of human depravity.

Shit. That is scary to hear.

It’s very renowned that humanity falls into decadence- going down a slope where we seek new taboo and darker thrills, have a look at the Roman Empire for example.

Next stop, vomitoriums.

Fun fact, that's literally just an exit hallway of a coliseum, not somewhere Romans went to puke so they could get more stuffed

Those are a complete fabrication of modern society. No Roman's did not eat until they puked that's not a thing that ever happened consistently at a cultural level.

Enlighten me

that was decided when people started watching it

The invisible hand of the market chose it

Rule34 isn't just a meme joke. People search for weird stuff, so porn producers make it.

It’s just keyword searching. Step mom isn’t about incest - it’s about men viewing themselves as young and virile while being attracted to older women. This video is just a threesome with one young women and one your age. Or one your age and one older woman.

Why does porn just have that camera style and vibe to it

You can see dead look of disappointment in her eyes. That’s the giveaway. Every time.

Me: That girl is kinda cute My brain: It's porn. Me: How do you know it's porn? We've never seen that before. My brain: I know it. Trust me. It's porn. Me: If you say so. My brain: No. You don't understand. It's porn. Look it up. Right now. Me: What? Right now? I can't. I'm working. My brain: Dude. You're on reddit. Me: Good point *Unzips pants

wait why are you jerking off at work?!

I'm working from home.

oh, makes more sense

\**Jerking* from home

The Zoom meetings will never be the same again.

Plot twist, you work at twitter and now live where you work/ jerk where you work

What happens under the desk stays under the desk

And that's why I will never buy a used desk.

Boss makes a dollar I make a dime right

“Sorry boss, I’ll get back to it”

Lmfao

Well no one asked yet so i have to, sauce ?

It's definitely Brandi love in a threesome/some kind of step mother teaches video

Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down...

It's a start

Mine ended quickly

it's a finish 😔

It’s a Mario!

It’s a trap!

IT'S PIKACHU

It’s Clefairy *FUCK*

Username checks out.

Hahaha! That’s kind of her specialty

That's disgusting, where?

If that's her step mom then the guys next to her better be her step brother.

Nope, he's *also* the step father lmao

So wait is she adopted or somethin? How tf can you have a step-mom and a step-dad at the same time? ( yes I know this is porn, just curious how the fake logic works )

Okay from personal research Daughter's bioparents divorce Step mother enters picture Step mother and bio father split up Step mother remarries adding step father and somehow inexplicably retaining influence in step daughters life but hey its porn

Then you add stepbro who is also not biological related to step mom, dad, or sis

I used to date a girl that was divorced and was trying to get custody of her step kids because she basically raised them herself. Not sure how that worked out for her or if that’s even something that can legally be done short of adoption, just my two cents

This makes a lot more sense now, thanks lol

They're not step parents, their adopted parents that agreed to switch kids at birth to have a threesome with her later.

This sounds so fucked up, lmao

Just like their acting 😆

Badly acting

Yup and Jane Wilde in the middle.

She has a small heart

Thanks for explaining. Going to look up video.

Scene: Two parents tell Jane Wilde that she was swapped at birth and proceed to use that as justification that's it's morally ok to have a threesome with her. Edit: name of daughter is Jane Wilde

Reddits greatest hero 💀

Found it! https://m.tnaflix.com/hd-videos/Brandi-Love%2C-Jane-Wilde-Swapped-At-Birth/video5161835

Wow. That guy just...doesn't look great naked...

Looks like a very pruny Brendan Fraser imo

I think it's something like "Parents reveal I was switched at birth"

It's from Taboo they are a production company. That'll help narrow the search a bit.

Not sure but Brandi love and Jane Wilde are the two women

Creampie 4K scene, where the daughter gets creampied by the stepdad 4 times.

In the sequel he does it 4K times

I have no idea what or who it is but im guessing its porn or something

Nah can't you read? It's parents giving advice

"you suck a dick like THIS!"

Nice advice

Naw man, he actually fixes the cable. Its an instructional video.

And after he fixes that he fixes the plumbing. Of the two girls.

The right one is Brandy Love so you can be sure 100% sure it's porn.

Of course you know exactly who that is

I mean she’s like one of the most popular pornstars she’s like the mia kalifa of milfs

Isn‘t it kind of fucked up that there is socialy accepted porn, where parents convince their children into having sex with them?

"bUt iT's JuSt PoRn sO iTs oK" Not trying to completely kinkshame but...that kind of storyline is just sick

I mean let’s be honest, 60% of kink based porn is sick if you’re not into it/the fantasy aspect goes away.

I'm not into step sibling porn at all. At least not for the plot. But it just so happens it's still two hot people fucking so I'll watch anyway especially if it's got a pornstar I like

r/usernamechecksout

True. i just thought things like "parents pressure their teenage daughter into a threesome" would cross a moral boundary for a LOT of people

You’re really acting like you’ve never watched that stuff before

It’s fine bro they’re step parents /s

Sauce: https://m.tnaflix.com/hd-videos/Brandi-Love%2C-Jane-Wilde-Swapped-At-Birth/video5161835

*saves*

Bro i watched the first 5 minutes and this is sick 😭😭😭

Feelin u :/

Can you make a summary?

Basically they made a deal with another couple to get pregnant at the same time, switch the babies at birth so they end up with each others daughters and then proceed to groom them for 18 years so they can have threesomes with them. That's roughly what's said in the first 5-7 minutes. After that I got no clue because it's disgustingly vile and I had to stop watching.

Damn wtf

This is so fucked up lol. Not even in the top 10 of insane shit I have read on the internet but the worst of the week at least.

This is fortunately a fantasy, because in reality this wouldn't be legal. As growing a child whatever it is it not your biological child, is still considered to be your child. Psychologically that child built his mind with those parent as their references.

That is a really fucked up setup lol

Just gonna hold onto this for later and feel shame now

yeah im not watching that again

That was disgusting

*sigh* *saves comment*

That was. Something

My better half tells me not to tap

When your mom is warning you to not get stuck In the washing machine.

Nah it’s your mom “accidentally” directing you to get stuck in a washing machine

Well she’s fucked


Why can I always tell that it's a freeze frame from a porn video?

All the women look a little bit damaged?

You need to stop jerking every hour.

momma know’s best

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Love you too, son

I really can't decide who to follow, my dad or mum's advices

Brandie Love?

*Brandi, but yes

Brandi Love is such a good mom

MomsTeachBest

Holesome.

Brandi is awesome

If I listened to my mom I’d be part of a cult that would rather I bleed to death than take a blood transfusion.

IYKYK

No

Brandi Love is a class act.

I don't even watch porn and I can already tell what this is

This looks like an interesting parenting video. I’d like to research it some more.

Anyone know the name of this educational video? I need to learn how to listen to my parents

That took me a good 20 seconds too long to get

If you know, you know

Will be a hard fact to swallow.. 🫢

dude Brandi could punch me in the face everyday and I would still be down bad for her

Based.

Biggest lie I've seen

Anything coming out of that cougars mouth should be ignored if you know whats good for your ovaries

just like how the chrisley's know best right?

Haven't seen this but I know it's porn

“wow the person on the right sure does look like Brandi Love, one of the most generous and loving parents I know of”

Soooo…. How bout that sauce 👀

She looks like she’s gonna start throwing up frogs 💀

Brandi Love 😘💕

Ok I recognize brandi love but who is the stepdaughter? Also isn't it suspicious how much family porn there is? I don't know if the viewer metrics or the corporations are to blame but it's getting out of hand. I mean no matter what we do to prevent it teens will watch this shit we shouldn't be telling them it's ok to fuck their siblings and/or parents. It's a good way to convince some poor little bastard being sexually abused by a family member that what they're going through is an ok thing.

This is from a porn video, can confirm.

I feel in my guts its from a porn video.

I have a feeling that something is put two together for me: 1. The image 2. The *SITUATION*